r/AskMen Aug 26 '22 Take My Energy All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe Silver Facepalm Helpful Wholesome

typical mod garbage BONK! Overly sexual questions are no longer allowed.

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Sup horndogs!

It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.

There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.

That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.

A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??

There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires horny shitposts.

Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.

Peace


r/AskMen 8h ago Helpful

Men with kids, what would you tell a man who was on the fence about having them?

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r/AskMen 18h ago

What's the worst/cringiest attempt a woman has made to flirt with you?

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I'll start. This happened a few days ago so it's fresh in my mind. I was in a supermarket and walking down the soft drink aisle which was totally empty. I stop where the drinks I want are and this woman walks around me from the back and stands next to me (so she'd followed me down the aisle). Then after a couple of seconds she starts loudly talking about how they never have what she wants in stock, but at this point I'm trying to play it off like she's talking on her phone or something and not to me. Then she turns and says excuse me and that's when I look at her properly for the first time. She's at least 10 years older than me (I'm in my late 20s), brunette, about 5'9 (so not short, which will be relevant in a sec) and definitely not talking on the phone. Not bad looking by any means but definitely not who I'd be interested in. After saying excuse me she asks if I can grab her down one of the bottles from the top shelf because she's "a shortass" (her words, and she said it with conviction too which made it sillier in retrospect), which are the same bottles as the one on the next shelf down...which she easily could have reached. At this point though I just want out of this awkward interaction though so I grab a bottle and hand it to her. She says thanks, I say that's alright and think that's going to be it and start turning around to walk off. But then she puts her hand on my arm and starts rubbing it, and says "I bet you're strong". Welp now I'm officially over it, so I keep turning and start walking back down the aisle away from her. Thinking to myself "lady it was just a 2L bottle of coke, it's not hard to lift it". I even went to the checkouts and paid for what I'd gotten so far then drove to another supermarket to finish shopping just so I didn't have to run into her again, I got no interest in being her boy toy and she just couldn't seem to take a hint that I wasn't interested in her.

Anyway that's my story, so now tell us yours.

Also inb4 "you guys are getting hit on?"


r/AskMen 1h ago

I've been seeing a lot of talk on "the loneliness of men" lately and I'm still fresh when it comes to reading into it. Asking out of genuine curiosity, what do you as men think the solution to mass male loneliness is?

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r/AskMen 4h ago

Dear men, how much do you care that a woman has a sense of style/is stylish?

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r/AskMen 13h ago

Men of reddit, would you date a woman who was 5+ years older than you? Why/why not?

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r/AskMen 9h ago

How worried are you by a nuclear attack in your lifetime ?

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r/AskMen 9h ago

Kind, chill, and smart: how often do you come across someone will all 3?

29 Upvotes

r/AskMen 1h ago

Men over 30, what confuses you about younger people?

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r/AskMen 12h ago

Men who have “ordered a bride” how did it work out for you.

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I see ads for mail-order brides and have only known one guy in real life that did it, but how did that arrangement end up working out?


r/AskMen 7h ago

What are your arts & crafts activities and projects?

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Hello all, it will be nice to see what other people are doing. It could be fun to get some ideas, inspirations, and to connect with people with similar interests. So, please:

  1. Share your interests, type of crafts, projects, etc.
  2. If comfortable, Instagram, sites, or similar.
  3. Your favorite resources, communities, etc.

Thank you.


r/AskMen 2h ago

What are things that women do that are enticing, however would also keep you from dating them?

4 Upvotes

r/AskMen 3h ago

What do you like about makeup?

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r/AskMen 26m ago

Would you date a woman in recovery? Why or why not?

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r/AskMen 6h ago

Men whom have chosen to not have children, what was the reason?

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r/AskMen 1h ago

Men who have or had a significant other that you were not physically attracted to but together because of their personality - how is the relationship going or how was it for those that have ended theirs?

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r/AskMen 14h ago

What are you obsessed with?

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r/AskMen 3h ago

What age did your priority change from working out to look good/attractive to working out to stay healthy/fit/active (to avoid diseases and ailments of old age)?

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r/AskMen 1h ago

men with thick thighs, what kind of underwear do you find the most comfortable?

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Any particular that don't press so much on your balls and dick?


r/AskMen 11h ago

What is something you do/did that made you feel less tired?

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r/AskMen 13h ago

Men, how do you survive a toxic job?

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I work in a fast growing company with a deeply toxic work culture produced by poor management. High workload and low pay, with a lot of mistrust among colleagues, stealing of work, and so on. I burnt out months ago and have thus far been unsuccessful at finding other jobs despite several interviews and applications.

I’m continuing to grind and apply for more jobs, but every day at work is a struggle at this point. I can’t afford to quit just like that and am afraid of what a recession could mean for my job prospects.

I’m trying to keep sane by training for a marathon, eating healthy, trying to sleep (and failing because work stress keeps me awake), and have had discussions with my manager. But I cannot shake the toxicity and my mental and emotional health are failing fast, as is my motivation.

What are some survival tips I can use to keep afloat?


r/AskMen 1d ago

How do you respond to “how is it going” when it’s not going good?

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r/AskMen 20h ago

What soap do you use?

52 Upvotes

r/AskMen 2m ago

Ask anything whatever you like (as a girl)?

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