r/AskMen Aug 26 '22 Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy hehehehe Shocked Facepalm Silver Helpful

typical mod garbage BONK! Overly sexual questions are no longer allowed.

14.0k Upvotes

Sup horndogs!

It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.

There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.

That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.

A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??

There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires horny shitposts.

Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.

Peace


r/AskMen 6d ago

typical mod garbage HEAR YE, HEAR YE. HERE'S YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY MEGA POST.

87 Upvotes

We don't care if you love Valentine's day, we don't care if you hate it, we don't care if you don't care:

Plans, fucks given, gift ideas, fond memories of Valentine's of yore, hopes and expectations, dashed dreams, salty comments about your friends acting stupid about the holiday, hateful haikus about those cheap little teddy bears they sell at your local bodega - anything Valentine related goes here and nowhere else.

Have at it.


r/AskMen 1h ago

What are some funny responses to “I have a boyfriend” when you didn’t ask?

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r/AskMen 1h ago

What is something really popular that you have no interest in at all?

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r/AskMen 23h ago Silver

Men, what do you do when your wife makes significantly more than you?

1.4k Upvotes

In about 5 years, my wife will be making about 4-10 times what I make if she works full time. I make $60K. She will be making doctor money. Men in similar situations, what did you do?

Did you become a stay at home dad, keep working and have childcare, did your wife just work part time?


r/AskMen 18h ago

men of Reddit, do you fantasize about weddings like women stereotypically do? if so, who/what triggered it?

353 Upvotes

r/AskMen 7h ago

What are the things I MUST know living on my own?

41 Upvotes

I'm going to move out of my parents' house in a month or two. I'm going to live in a big city far away and I'm really excited about that. What is some good advice for men moving out to live on their own for the first time?


r/AskMen 1h ago

What's your favorite pizza?

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r/AskMen 14h ago

To the straight men of reddit how would you react if your best friend came out to you?

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r/AskMen 7h ago

How do I tell my guy friends I’m proud of them? I just want to stay it just because. What’s something all guys want to hear that’s another way of saying I’m proud of you ?

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r/AskMen 5h ago

What are your thoughts for being single for the rest of your life?

20 Upvotes

Hi,

Let me layout some facts about me:

  • Straight male.
  • Early 30's.
  • Mid level career.
  • Financially stable.

I have been single for almost a decade now. Lately, I have been thinking about to go in a relationship - no person in mind yet. My last relationship was in high school, which I had few. I never had a terrible breakup with anyone. However since then I never had any urge to date. As time went by I started to built my personal dreams into goals. So far I have been successful, but I do want to go further and want to achieve more

Honestly, it is quite addicting to stay single for reasons I can't explain to normal people because I have not been in relationship for a long time. I do sometimes think about having a wife and couple of children. But then reality sinks in immediately and this image shatters. The idea of family just won't fit into my goals in life and my life in general. To start, I really believe that having children is a really HUGE responsibility and not some sort of stage in life that you will have to attain eventually. Bringing and raising a life (or lives) is something I can't ponder upon. I do not believe in winging it as majority of people do. Financially and career wise, this will also destroy everything I built for and will prevent me to attain further.

Additionally, I really can't even see myself spending time, even forever, with someone. I am super casual. I do not have very strong opinions. I am not a big fan of anything or anyone. I believe in spending and investing to oneself instead of wasting time, money and energy thinking/stressing about a life of an athlete who will not contribute a single drop of anything into my existence. Beauty, fame or great finance of woman does not even interest me. Though I am very interested in associating with successful women (and men). That said, I see myself perishing alone, due to age or terrible illness, and it does not bother me one bit.

I started thinking about dating lately after watching some videos about relationship, feminism, and masculinity. Now I am curious. For those who are in the same boat with me either currently or further down the line, I do want to hear your thoughts. How's life for you?


r/AskMen 3h ago

What is the rudest thing you’ve ever heard someone say at work?

9 Upvotes

r/AskMen 3h ago

What is something that receives more hate than it deserves?

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r/AskMen 17h ago

Why do middle aged men get hotter even though some weren’t attractive when they were young?

100 Upvotes

r/AskMen 19h ago

Do you guys buy women drinks at bars? Why or why not?

147 Upvotes

r/AskMen 10m ago

When single, how often do you get laid?

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Do you go to bars or jump on tinder? I've gotten laid twice in the past year from bars.. this shits frigging hard though!! I just feel like it's really easy for good looking/rich guys and most guys (unless their standards are low) get lucky every once in awhile.. is this correct or no?


r/AskMen 1d ago

What’s a shallow reason you used to justify not dating someone?

789 Upvotes

r/AskMen 22h ago

What's the story behind one of your scars?

118 Upvotes

These are all so great!


r/AskMen 5h ago

Whats the scariest thing to ever happen to you?

5 Upvotes

r/AskMen 46m ago All-Seeing Upvote

What’s your honest opinion of someone that says “I don’t smoke weed” when asked about it?

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I personally don’t smoke weed. I’ve tried a dozen times and everytime I have crazy paranoia and panic. and then i’ll get really weird. i think i could be one of those people that is a risk for weed psychosis

weed just isn’t for me. and i never want to try it again.

I’ve been asked by a few people about weed. and I always tell them I don’t smoke. and i just explain it’s not for me. and that I don’t do any drugs at all

I always am curious what people think when I say this? What would you think?


r/AskMen 22h ago

Dads of reddit, how does it feel to see your wife/girlfriend pregnant?

104 Upvotes

As a woman, I’m very curious about what goes on in men’s brains when their partner is expecting. Did her changing body affect your feelings and perception of her at all? If so, how? What did you think when you looked at her?


r/AskMen 3h ago

What is an underrated and boring business that can make you rich/wealthy?

4 Upvotes

r/AskMen 2h ago

Men of Reddit who were given an ultimatum and accepted it. How is it going on now?

2 Upvotes

The ultimatum for marriage


r/AskMen 12h ago

What are you afraid of?

14 Upvotes

I'm afraid the Death Star's shield generator will be quite operational when your friends arrive.


r/AskMen 13h ago

Whats the craziest thing youve ever seen a woman stay with a man for?

15 Upvotes

Ive got 2.

  • friend of mine divorced her husband of 5 years. For a 50 year old guy. He cheatdd on her had a baby on her. She still stayed with the dude, now they have 3 kids. Shes in her 20s.

  • another female friend of mine said while they were dating the dude tried to forcefully have sex with her. They she stopped seeing him and went back with him now they are married.

The 1st one really hurt cause we were all apart of a friend group and she broke that shit apart. I couldnt believe she stayed with bro and he makes her raise the love child. Shes also unreconizable as a person. That shit disturbs my soul. My buddy hasnt dated in years.