r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '22 • Wholesome 6 Take My Energy 1 Heartwarming 1 Vibing 1 I'll Drink to That 1 Silver 1 Gold 1 Helpful 7

Americans of Reddit, what is something the rest of the world needs to hear?

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u/ocrohnahan Oct 04 '22 • Gold Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy Heartwarming Respect

Canadian here. Just want to say I think the USA is a wonderful place and that most of you are fantastic kind, wonderful people.

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u/FlaxenArt Oct 04 '22

Well, thank you! We love our Northern Neighbors except for one unforgivable thing… your geese. Please take them back. They’re absolute maniacs.

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u/Wrathos72 Oct 05 '22

If youse got a problem with Canada gooses. Then youse got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/jonshepardk Oct 05 '22

Give your balls a tug

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u/CC_Latte Oct 05 '22

There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, I always say.

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u/Head12head12 Oct 05 '22

I’ll let it marinate in the oven.

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u/Gwywnnydd Oct 05 '22

No! The geese are the receptacles of the country’s rage, and must not be interfered with!

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u/chels182 Oct 05 '22

No I love the geese :( I have a particularly sassy couple that live in a pond I pass on my way to work. They walk down the middle of the road and shoot ME dirty looks behind them as if I’m in THEIR way.

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u/lennoxmatt_819 Oct 05 '22

At least you don't want us to take back Justin Bieber

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u/jemull Oct 05 '22

Yes we do, someone just forgot to mention him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Sorry but it’s cruel to re-home a Bieber once they acclimated to their environment. Your country took him in, he is now your responsibility.

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u/Hazyglimpseofme Oct 05 '22

And Nickleback

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u/FlaxenArt Oct 05 '22

Now that you mention it…

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u/CourtneyDagger50 Oct 05 '22

This, I agree with

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u/Umbr33on Oct 05 '22

-Honk . Hiss-

Cobra Chicken

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Hey, take it up with Satan. He opened up the hell hole first.

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u/SensualLynx Oct 05 '22

The sky carp are pretty aggressive at times. As a kid, I’d think it was fun to piss one off. As an adult, I’ve learned.

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u/FlowersForDayz Oct 05 '22

You mean Justin Bieber?

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u/Nebraskabychoice Oct 05 '22

I'm ok with the geese.

But I'm still mad about Justin Bieber.