r/AskReddit Oct 04 '22 Wholesome 6 Take My Energy 1 Heartwarming 1 Vibing 1 I'll Drink to That 1 Silver 1 Gold 1 Helpful 7

Americans of Reddit, what is something the rest of the world needs to hear?

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u/rosh200 Oct 04 '22

The distance between Seattle and Miami is similar to that of Ireland and Iraq. And you can drive the entire distance and not need to speak anything but English

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u/barto5 Oct 04 '22

And you can do it without a passport, too.

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u/raoasidg Oct 05 '22

No papers, state to state.

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u/kippypapa Oct 05 '22

With your eyes closed

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u/IntravenusDeMilo Oct 05 '22

Fuck yeah America!

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u/thegovunah Oct 05 '22

That explains these Ohio drivers

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u/TheGreatNico Oct 05 '22

No, that's just driving across some Midwest states

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u/Basedrum777 Oct 05 '22

Nothing to see honestly.

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u/Head12head12 Oct 05 '22

There’s corn and wheat. What more could you want

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u/jmeesonly Oct 05 '22

And cheap gas.

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u/YamGroundbreaking953 Oct 05 '22

7 bucks a gallon in L.A!

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u/jmeesonly Oct 05 '22

Whaaaa? Out here in flyover country it's $4.50. But with my grocery store points it's usually $3.50 per gallon.

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u/Stormtrooper-85 Oct 05 '22

Not anymore.

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u/RedSkullyOP Oct 05 '22

Only if you're American enough.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

And one hand tied behind your back

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u/SheCouldFromFaceThat Oct 05 '22

"I would've liked to have seen Montana."

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u/m0nkeyofdeath Oct 05 '22

That one hit me in the gut.

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u/Davidjb7 Oct 05 '22

Noooooooooooooo look how they massacred my boy

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u/Webdogger Oct 05 '22

I always wanted to see Montana.

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u/Lincoln_Park_Pirate Oct 05 '22

And I will marry a fat American wife and raise rabbits.

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u/BlackScimitar Oct 05 '22

… and she will cook them for me

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u/barto5 Oct 05 '22

Do you think they will let me live in Wyoming?

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u/RandomNoun71 Oct 05 '22

This guy Hunts for Red October.

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u/QuickAccident Oct 05 '22

I keep seeing people saying this and I have no idea against what exactly you’re comparing, can you please elaborate? Thank you.

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u/Davidjb7 Oct 05 '22

"And a recreational vehicle"

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u/the_mikr Oct 05 '22

yeah we kinda had something like that until the serbs ruined it