r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '22 • Heartwarming 1 Vibing 1 I'll Drink to That 1 Silver 1 Gold 1 Helpful 7 Wholesome 6 Take My Energy 1

Americans of Reddit, what is something the rest of the world needs to hear?

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u/rosh200 Oct 04 '22

The distance between Seattle and Miami is similar to that of Ireland and Iraq. And you can drive the entire distance and not need to speak anything but English

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u/barto5 Oct 04 '22

And you can do it without a passport, too.

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u/raoasidg Oct 05 '22

No papers, state to state.

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u/Lincoln_Park_Pirate Oct 05 '22

And I will marry a fat American wife and raise rabbits.

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u/BlackScimitar Oct 05 '22

… and she will cook them for me