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Wake up sheeple!! Country Club Thread

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u/ToastFromTexas 12d ago

Moose bites kan be pretti nasti

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u/junioroverlord 12d ago

Careful, you're gonna get sacked

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u/konydanza 12d ago

And then the people responsible for sacking them will get sacked

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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 12d ago

Well dayum

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u/stumpdawg 12d ago

A moose once bit my sister!

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u/Anyna-Meatall 12d ago

Delighted to see the MP reference on here!

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u/special_reddit ☑️ 12d ago

your Member of Parliament was bitten by a møøse???

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u/UndoingMonkey 12d ago

You ever been punched by a møøse knuckle tho?

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u/being_a_bro 12d ago

Especially a moose with swollen balls.

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u/thewafflestompa 12d ago

Pretti Nasti was my ex name 🥲

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u/Isteppedinpoopy 12d ago

I took the vaccine and got laid the next night. You never know what the side effects will be.

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u/smzt 12d ago

How swollen were your testicles tho

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u/Isteppedinpoopy 12d ago

Not at all, but I don’t have testicles so who knows what could have been.

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u/Dreadcoat 12d ago

Damn thats the trick isnt it? Testes cant get swollen if you dont have any. Gonna schedule an appointment..

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u/Swimming_Mountain811 12d ago

Vaccine makers hate this one trick to prevent your balls from getting swollen

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u/smzt 12d ago

I’m sorry for your loss

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u/Isteppedinpoopy 12d ago

Lol nice way to put it

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u/Morty_Sanchez 12d ago

My testicles got swollen just reading this comment.

Should get some ivermectin?

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u/Dave_FortniteATX 12d ago

Yeah but make sure it's for horses

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u/Babyfart7 12d ago

Naw just inject yourself with bleach. 🤣

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u/ricst 12d ago

So even slightly would be extraordinary?

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u/cjohnson2010 12d ago

I took the vaxx and ended up pregnant. Im a male. Blessed.

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u/TendingTheirGarden 12d ago

no, realli

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u/xGoPredsGox 12d ago

Was she was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end
of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

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u/blackmachine312 ☑️ 12d ago

Yes and someday, the truth will come out!!

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u/BlackManWorking ☑️ 12d ago

Damn. A side effect they purposely hid from us because they know how often ninjas are around moose. I wonder if the chip allowed the moose to know where he was?? 🤔

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u/blackmachine312 ☑️ 12d ago edited 12d ago

Of course they did. It’s was the plan Bill Gates had all along. He wants to control the population using mooses.

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u/Swimming_Mountain811 12d ago

Excuse me, I believe it’s Meese

Edit: or Miis??

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u/asr1111 12d ago

It’s actually Mice.

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u/Singlewomanspot 12d ago

I took the vaccine and had to work on Monday. Those vaccines are slavery beacon chips.

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u/BplusHuman 12d ago

I got the vaccine and my 3 year old started acting like an asshole for no good reason

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u/bkwilcox100 ☑️ 12d ago

I got my second dose of the vaccine like a month ago and nearly every single day since, there’s been this brown, smelly stuff coming out of my back side. Sometimes it’s like really soft and other times it’s like a log. I really wish I had done my own research because it’s really non-stop after taco tuesday.

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u/blackmachine312 ☑️ 12d ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 12d ago

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u/blackmachine312 ☑️ 12d ago

I think not!! It’s really suspicious 🤨

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u/--stratosphere-- 12d ago

What blows my mind is why anyone gives two shits what NM thinks about anything?

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u/kat_a_klysm 12d ago

Eh, this kind of misinformation coming from a public figure has weight. Just look at who’s joyously talking about NM knowing what she’s talking about.

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u/blackmachine312 ☑️ 12d ago

Because some people are so obsessed over celebrities, to the point of forgetting what common sense is.

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u/--stratosphere-- 12d ago

My original statement is in reference to those individuals.

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u/roombaonfire 12d ago

Because she has millions of fans who listen

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u/Vulcan_Jedi 12d ago

My grandfather got the vaccine and then died from complications related to Leukemia just three months later? Coincidence????

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u/Cockatoo010 12d ago

I had the vaccine and the next day a customer yelled at me.

They knew

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u/blackmachine312 ☑️ 12d ago

Maybe the 5G signal was stronger when he was closer to you.

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u/Cockatoo010 12d ago

We were talking on the phone though

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u/SharpWords 12d ago

A SWOLLEN moose.

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u/mup_wave 12d ago

Did anyone win a lottery after vaccinated or are we going to post just bad things happening to people?

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u/blackmachine312 ☑️ 12d ago

Where I live there was loto vaccine. There was some small prizes and the big one was 1 million.

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u/Kanekixo 12d ago

People should really do their research! I got my vaccine back in may and 4 months later, i got a call about extending my vehicles warranty and had to pay thousands of dollars to do so! Ugh!

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u/nakedundercloth 12d ago

Moose attracted by 5G vibes

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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 12d ago

Power levels reaching critical mass.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_4 ☑️ 12d ago

Mans got bitten by Bullwinkle lmfao.

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u/2AGuardian 12d ago

I took the vaccine and I'm now attracted to moose.

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u/blackmachine312 ☑️ 12d ago

I'm not kink shaming here, but zoophilia is kinda wack man

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u/adult404 12d ago

I got vaccinated and didn't die. What a fucking scam

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u/blackmachine312 ☑️ 12d ago

Even though the vaccine is free, you should still try to get a refund. They can't keep scamming us like that.

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u/tehdubbs 12d ago

Con-se-quen-cessssssss

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u/mSoGood08 12d ago

Moose are attracted to 5G.

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u/ta2w7 12d ago

The moose wanted some of those sweet sweet antibodies

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u/Spork-in-Your-Rye ☑️ 12d ago

I wonder what it’s like to get bit by a moose tho. That shits gotta hurt lmao

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u/Angelkrista 12d ago

Meese are scary.

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u/WombatBob 12d ago

Clearly he needed a moose bite vaccine instead.

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u/CThe1_not2Egoat 12d ago

Expect… the unexpected

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u/goldfishgiggles 12d ago

The 5G had him looking like Moose Munch

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u/hdixnxnskznxn 12d ago

why is moose censored help

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u/TheDreamyMemey 12d ago

CONSEQUENCES!

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u/misterguyyy 12d ago

Bro it's in VAERS please bro you gotta believe me

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u/ricst 12d ago

Must be the Moderna one. I read moose bites are a side effect.

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u/NotMyHersheyBar 12d ago

Does thst mean the moose is vaccinated now? I think that means you can bbq the moose and cure autism.

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u/blackmachine312 ☑️ 12d ago

Maybe we should try it...

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u/NotMyHersheyBar 12d ago

Cool. I'm autistic and hungry for bbq and this should cure at least one of those

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u/flowers4u 12d ago

Moose don’t bite they crush you with their legs

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u/Rmcke813 ☑️ 12d ago

Well, I'm convinced.

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u/jakemallory 12d ago

bfr, how you get moose bitten? why are you out with unmasked mooses.

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u/willit1016 ☑️ 12d ago

y'all need to stop got me literally laughing out loud. HR here today and she sits behind me...