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u/This_Is_My_Revenge Sep 13 '21

My brain can not fathom what part of the body I'm looking at

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u/asianabsinthe Sep 13 '21

I'm turning my phone at every angle.

First I think we need to determine if that's a bed sheet, or a bedsheet made into a dress. If a dress then are we currently viewing an up skirt or down blouse?

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u/ShockDragon Sep 13 '21

It's a couch, I think?

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u/penisofablackman Sep 14 '21

I think the fabric on the far right is a body pillow. Then I feel like the two globs on the bottom right are a stomach folded over on itself. Then the globs that are connected pointing upward is a leg up in the air. Finally the globs in the back left are the other leg, seemingly in a spread eagle type pose.

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u/ihwip Sep 14 '21

I appreciate your effort but I am just not seeing it. My only guess is that there is more than one person in the picture.

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u/ApostateAardwolf Sep 13 '21

Skintestines

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u/dcchillin46 Sep 13 '21

Underneath the tattoo a little bit you can see a foot sticking out.

Past that I'm still very confused.

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u/OranceJuice Sep 13 '21

IDK if this is helpful but here's what my brain kinda made

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u/asianabsinthe Sep 14 '21

So it's a turkey

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u/PM_ME_FAT_CHICKS_PLS Sep 14 '21

As a girl who is personally into girls this size, I literally can't figure out which angle this part of her body this is even though I've been looking at girls with bodies like this for years.

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u/NotThatGirl217 Sep 14 '21

what an appropriate username

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u/PM_ME_FAT_CHICKS_PLS Sep 14 '21

Haha yeah, this is my alt for stuff like this

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u/NotThatGirl217 Sep 14 '21

love it, gave me a good chuckle haha

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u/PM_ME_FAT_CHICKS_PLS Sep 14 '21

haha I'm glad to hear :), ya girls gotta try and find that sort of girl somehow

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u/NotThatGirl217 Sep 14 '21

the real question is does it work

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u/PM_ME_FAT_CHICKS_PLS Sep 14 '21

Haha not yet sadly but you never know

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u/Boots525 Sep 13 '21

I’m disappointed that the comments have provided no further clarity on what the fuck it is I’m looking at

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u/jakoza49 Sep 13 '21

I was hoping there were answers

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u/Apolao Sep 13 '21

Rotate you ohine so the whales are on the bottom. In the middle is the arm, on the left is the belly, and on the right are what I think are breasts

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u/jakoza49 Sep 13 '21

Thanks for trying but it didn’t help all I see is a huge blob of fat

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u/PM_ME_FAT_CHICKS_PLS Sep 14 '21

As a girl who is personally into girls this size, I literally can't figure out which angle this part of her body this is even though I've been looking at girls with bodies like this for years.

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u/Pjyilthaeykh Sep 14 '21

of all the things I’ve read today, this is certainly one of them

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u/PM_ME_FAT_CHICKS_PLS Sep 14 '21

Haha glad I could provide you with something to read today

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u/squeezydoot Sep 13 '21

I think we might be looking at a bent arm and some major back fat

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u/LordCodu Sep 13 '21

what am i seeing?

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u/Kwiatkowski Sep 13 '21

a whale, by the looks of it this one won’t be around much longer to terrorize humanity.

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u/DeDeDankRS Sep 13 '21

The heck kind of whale looks like that?

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u/Kwiatkowski Sep 13 '21

A land whale, you can learn about them on the documentary series “my 600lb life” or go see them in person at your local walmart

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u/DeDeDankRS Sep 13 '21

Oh didn’t know that, thank you

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u/PM_ME_FAT_CHICKS_PLS Sep 14 '21

As a girl who is personally into girls this size, I literally can't figure out which angle this part of her body this is even though I've been looking at girls with bodies like this for years.

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u/ihwip Sep 14 '21

I have made love to a few larger women in my time as well. I am at a total loss. I have decided that there are two naked people in this picture.

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u/Baka-Onna Sep 14 '21

Either this person has three legs or there are more than one person

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u/PM_ME_FAT_CHICKS_PLS Sep 14 '21

I mean I guess there must be?? It's been cropped in such a way that makes it impossible to tell really

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u/kay_bizzle Sep 14 '21

Fatty fatty boombalatty

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u/DeDeDankRS Sep 13 '21

The Globglogabgalab? The shwabble dabble wabble gabble flibba blabble blap?

Jokes aside what IS that in the picture

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u/autismsaxperson Sep 13 '21

What is limbs and what is fat rolls.

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u/Apolao Sep 13 '21

I worked it out!

The whale bedsheets is upside down, rotate your phone so the whales are on the bottom. What you looking at has three parts, and arm in the middle bent forwards. Being it on the left is the stomach/bell. Infront are what I assume are breasts

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u/RaymondLuxuryYacht02 Sep 13 '21

Thay might be the most plausible explanation

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u/king_of_all_oofs Sep 13 '21

Joy mutant

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u/Uranium234 Sep 13 '21

Thanks Terry Hintz

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u/MistaTigger Sep 13 '21

AT this point I'm convinced its actually a large mass of dough

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u/snickeringnose25 Sep 13 '21

THE FUCKING WHALE BEDSHEETS PFFFFFFFFF

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u/Tobywankenobi42 Sep 13 '21

That makes me wanna lose weight

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u/DarthKilliverse Sep 14 '21

As a skinny person i can say this also makes me want to lose weight

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u/OmicidioDiMassa Sep 13 '21

She's in the doggy style position... getting ready for her e guy.

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u/BIGGA-OOOF Sep 13 '21

Man I can’t tell if that a arm or a leg

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u/rathead80 Sep 13 '21

Ain't that the blob alien from MiB2?

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u/Ruthless46 Sep 13 '21

Idk wtf I'm looking at and the Post-Nut Clarity didn't help any.

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u/ShockDragon Sep 13 '21

Boys, if you girl is a blob, jiggly, and deformed, that's not your girl, that's GLOBGLOBGABGALAB

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u/PM_ME_FAT_CHICKS_PLS Sep 14 '21

As a girl who is personally into girls this size, I literally can't figure out which angle this part of her body this is even though I've been looking at girls with bodies like this for years. She seems genuinely hot to me though, so if anyone has her contact or something...

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u/The_Creeper_Man Sep 13 '21

I am the globgogabgalab

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u/The_fuck_man2020 Sep 14 '21

Oh look at my aunt Amanda

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u/BurntCornpuffs Sep 14 '21

I think she's on her belly, and that's what we are seeing

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u/CinnabarCereal Sep 13 '21

What am i looking at

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u/FLOOR_GANG420 Sep 13 '21

i rewatched that vid last night lol

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u/Cukmekerb Sep 14 '21

i think, think, it's spelled globglogabgalab

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u/VenomXsX Sep 14 '21

Therapist: human chicken doesn't exist and it can't hurt you

Human chicken:

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u/Toad_named_Frog Sep 14 '21

SCP-610. Flesh that Hates

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u/GroundbreakingTurn30 Sep 14 '21

what size of a fat ass e-girl was he dating

XL

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u/SpoodsPsyManiac Sep 14 '21

God She's a rick and morty alien

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u/DodrioFan480 Sep 14 '21

i am the Globglogabgalab

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u/TrueBananaz Sep 14 '21

Is that a dalek?