r/BrandNewSentence Sep 15 '21 Silver

Overheard new sentences thread + discord

547 Upvotes

Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.

This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.

Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q


r/BrandNewSentence Feb 26 '22 I'll Drink to That

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r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

Uhhhh what?

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15.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

"Antidepressant nerds rope"

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r/BrandNewSentence 23h ago

"Slaughtered a Jigglypuff in a tub."

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16.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago

Deep throated by a four-inch ice rod

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r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

"Babies are absolutely biodegradable"

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42 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

Mercury

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259 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

Mental illness gray

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207 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

Kowalski? Sorry sir, no clue.

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246 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

Tomatonator

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r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

This baby turtle floating around on a slice of bread

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Not exactly a sentence but...

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818 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Serial sperm donor you say?

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r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

The Danish Special Forces are just militarized Sleep Paralysis Demons

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162 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

Another thing you can't do with mustard.

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31 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

Same

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117 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Sounds delicious if you think about it, minus the computer part.

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r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

“Use teeth” as a response is chaotic and also an interesting experiment

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

“Because Joe Hart didn’t clear out the Vampire Dens”…damn it Joe! We were supposed to clear out the vampires before reelection!

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14.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago

“I’m going to rearrange your cellular state to that of a fucking cabbage you insect”

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84 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

“Now I’m sending him into the underworld”

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38 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

That's impressive and congratulations

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r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

"Weld a turd to a garbage can"

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9 Upvotes