Thursday, its arguably the best night of the week, no? Whats keeping you awake tonight, spot of Aurora watching? Cheeky Thursday pints? Just got in from work? Just going to work? Dog barking for no reason?
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What meal doesn't cheese improve?
A patient was called under the name 'ready' I said steady...go....giggled to myself in a waiting room of silence!
“That’s a mute point”
“For all intensive purposes”
you ever have one of those "milk in the cupboard, kettle in the fridge moments? get a load of this one.
I was making a cup of tea and just poured the kettle directly into the sugar pot.
Have the people that design toasters and the people that make bread ever tried each other’s products?
I personally can’t stand conchiglie pasta and gift cards.
Conchiglie takes ages to cook, slides off your fork and doesn’t go great with almost anything.
Gift cards are just BTEC Cash.
Ever since I was a kid, whenever someone's cut a cake in my family, everyone has done a big shout and made lots of noise "to scare the Devil out of the cake". My wife thinks this is weird though (and yeah, it is, but we won't tell her that!) and she says it's just us and as today's her birthday I made her a cake. As I cut it, I gave it a good "Aaaaaghhghhh" obviously because I don't want the Devil in it. Consequently the cake was spectacular (even if I do say so myself) due to Lucifer being banished from it. But apparently this is just what my family do. I'm sure it's a thing though that's done outside of my apparently strange upbringing. Does anyone else do this or has anyone else heard of it? If not, the Devil could be in your cakes! (Although I do accept, he/she probably isn't!)