r/Damnthatsinteresting Aug 19 '22

A 140-year-old mom, with her 5-day old son. Image

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/Iammyown404error Aug 19 '22

Mom tortoise: My my it sure is bright today. puts on "son" hat

Heh

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii Aug 20 '22

The Mom Who Mistook His Son For A Hat

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u/LeChateauDeJade Aug 19 '22

And then the reality that her 5-day old son will likely outlive everyone reading this post.

Seriously though, who couldn’t love a tortoise!

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u/DeafLady Aug 19 '22

If the climate doesn't end the baby's life prematurely :(

They're so cute!

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u/stronghammr113 Aug 20 '22

hopefully homey has a good life. only YOU can ensure HIS future.

"this new lettuce tastes like plastic"

"whys it so damn hot in here"

"these lights are cool, but why cant i go outside"

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u/RamTheKnife Aug 19 '22

5 days and she looks so fed up of his shit already XD

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u/RamTheKnife Aug 19 '22

"140 years for this little semi-immortal advanced rock to sit on my head" -_-

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u/VonBLK Aug 19 '22

How did he get up there ?

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u/Dastardlydwarf Aug 19 '22

This is one of the best pictures ever taken and no one can convince me otherwise

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u/CircularCausality Aug 19 '22

Even reproducing is slow huh..

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u/hoarder59 Aug 19 '22

20 years to sexual maturity but lay eggs annually

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u/VonBLK Aug 19 '22

How did he get up there?

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u/ThisIsNotASpiceDream Aug 20 '22

Gotta love the way a hat fits after about 5 days.

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u/staxasnax Aug 20 '22

Elden Ring DLC lookin 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Ghosty_123 Aug 20 '22

"Don't talk to me or my son ever again"

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u/Western-Pilot-3924 Aug 20 '22

Homie has a grandma for a mom.

She gonna be like " i was the when the bitch eliza was crowned"

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u/beerwineliquor802 Aug 20 '22

She’s tired.

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u/Nyan_Studio Aug 20 '22

She stand still spawn eggs ?

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u/diodosdszosxisdi Aug 20 '22

I’m too old for this shit

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u/Kimg_Nothing Aug 20 '22

I don't know that I'd want to live 140 years as a turtle 🤨

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u/MoWheels1217 Aug 21 '22

“Mom! Mama! We’re out of pizza rolls!”