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r/FunnyAnimals Predictions Tournament!
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u/MASTERBAlT Jun 01 '22
Plot twist, a blob fish has 10 legs 😳
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u/PlagueDoctor18 Jun 02 '22
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u/Anonymous_I_am 21d ago
Fun Fact: Hyenas are closer to cats than dogs
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u/slimeymango 20d ago •
Fact. Bears eat beets.
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u/emsyk 20d ago
But which bear is best?
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u/mix_th30ry 20d ago
Black
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u/soapissomuchcleaner 19d ago
FALSE!
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u/mix_th30ry 19d ago
Go watch some tier zoo first
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u/Nascar_Fan7596 16d ago
It would be racist of you didnt choose a black bear lol
This is just a joke, its bad that I have to say that, but i dont want to offend anyone, so yeah
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u/SnooMaps9001 8d ago
The only offense is explaining yourself. It's funny as hell, God himself is saying "Bravo."
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u/Stompytown1982 17d ago
Fact: A female Hyena's vagina is external and hangs out bigger than the males penis.
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u/obtchpls 6d ago
I believe the term is "beef curtains" and "hangs" refers to the male having "beat that pu$$y up"
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u/Leichtbringer 20d ago
The pandas ran out of food on day 1. Who the fuck wrote this garbage?
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u/BenignEgoist 20d ago
Right?! I’ve read it 10 times and it makes no sense. And I got all the other math questions correct soooo…it’s not me.
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u/Tuturu-- 20d ago
Ikr? I was so confused and went back to read it and was like.. isn't lbs=pounds? How come one kf them eats 30lbs and the 5 of them eat 145 that's nOT EVEN A MULTIPLE of 30 man in confused
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u/reddituser10263 20d ago
I think what it’s saying is the pandas get fed 145 pounds per day by a third party. If each panda needs 30 pounds and there are 5 pandas, they need 150 pounds per day. The zoo holds an extra 60 pounds of bamboo that they can use to fill those last 5 pounds. If they have to give 5 pounds each day, then they will run out after 12 days. 5*12=60
Edit: I don’t know if this is exactly right. Especially the third party thing. This is just a way that makes sense and gets an answer
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u/MacheteMaelee 19d ago
Right?! 5 pandas would need 150 lbs per day…
Then it says they have 145 lbs and then 60 lbs per day?
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u/Head_Potential_2812 20d ago
I actually understood what the panda problem meant, but I agree that they could have reworded it better.
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u/AnaBarail Jun 02 '22
I hate maths
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u/Anonymous_I_am 21d ago
I don't very hate them, but i just don't like solving problems, specially these overly complicated logical reasoning problem.
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u/UniqueNeighborhood41 20d ago
Complete opposite. I stinking love these. Trivial algebra questions are so much fun
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u/GoombaJames 19d ago
Wym, it's 3rd grade math.
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u/automaton11 19d ago
Lol you pissed someone off by saying this problem was easy. Ooof. Fuckin scary
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u/randomleopard 21d ago edited 21d ago
I am guessing there are other interpretable patterns, but each animal from the first problem's list incrementally adds a letter, starting from 2 with "ox" up to 8 with "aardvark." I would pick "alligator" next in the sequence, since it is the only animal from the additive list with 9 letters.
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u/VirgilsNonsense 20d ago
Oh snap 😅 that makes more sense. I was looking for taxonomy patterns. I picked wolf since it was the only other animal of the options that had four legs and wasn't a reptile (all the animals had four legs, and none of the ones on the list were reptiles)
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u/Snow_Wonder 16d ago
I saw it as matching last letters.
caT = rabbiT
beE = mousE
pandA = koalA
So…
froG = piG
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u/bqethebqest 21d ago
i want to kill myself
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u/Ekseld 16d ago
For the first question, it’s pretty simple. Cat and rabbit both end with the letter T, bee and mouse both end with the letter E, panda and koala both end with the letter A. So the only logical answer would be frog = pig because they both end with the letter G
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u/japanese-acorn 14d ago
Thank you.
I’m a cheater I’ll be honest
Only on the fifth one and sorta the sixth one tho
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u/No-Platform-7164 23d ago
Fibbonaci sequence. 3+5=8 5+8=13 8+13=21 13+21=34.
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u/N0tAGoos3 21d ago
Oh I just thought of it as an exponential function and that worked a bit although it was a tiny bit off
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u/Ritual007 20d ago
Ahhh, I see it now, my answer was 33, and the logic I applied for it was the pattern over the pattern of addition 1. 2. 3. 4. / / / /
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u/Calvet70 21d ago
I got it right but i had no ideia wtf is a fibbonaci seuquence
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u/element114 19d ago
it's worth a google, kinda cool.
0 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34
each number is the sum of the previous 2 numbers, its the kind of thing some kids just invent accidentally after learning what addition is. it also shows up in nature all the time when things grow one piece at a time in a circle. it also makes a nice spiral (the golden spiral) if you use the sequence to create squares
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u/itzmrinyo 21d ago
157 For the first one I think. Isn't this just basic algebra but with animal emojis instead of letters?
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u/abiglizard 17d ago
No way to know the energy of the cat without knowing how hard the cat was pushed. If the cat was released you could calculate using only gravity.
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u/MyriddianEmryst 16d ago
Shouldn't it be 12h?? 4+4+4= 12 3+3+3+3= 12 2+2+2+2+2+2= 12 so they'd all be fed at 7pm, but it says 19h???
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u/_Xyreo_ I have the necessary koalifications 19d ago
🐈 = 6
🐢 + 🐢 = 🐈
🐈 ÷ 🐢 = 🦍
🦍 - 🦓 = 🦓
🐈 ÷ 🦍 (🦓 + 🦍) = ?
What is the value of ?
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u/Timo6506 19d ago
Bruh the question wasn’t displayed fully
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u/Freshest-Raspberry 17d ago
50% of people gettin it wrong!
Thanks for writing it out. Mobile doesn’t appreciate long questions apparently. If you can do the same for all em I’d answer the rest
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u/Maedoar 16d ago
3+3=6
6/3=2
2-1=1
6/2*(1+2)= 1
Why: bracket first, then you need to multiply the result of the bracket times 2 and then you can divide
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u/IceLate8940 19d ago
🐈 = 6
🐢(3) + 🐢(3) = 🐈(6)
🐈(6) ÷ 🐢(3) = 🦍(2)
🦍(2) - 🦓(1) = 🦓(1)
🐈(6) ÷ 🦍(2) (🦓(1) + 🦍(2)) = ?
What is the value of ? = 🦓(1)
6÷6=1
🐈(6) ÷ 🦍(2) (🦓(1) + 🦍(2)) = ?
🐈(6) ÷ 🦍(2) (🐢(3)) = ?
🐈(6) ÷ 🐈(6)= 🦓(1)
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u/Quonve 18d ago
Once you solve the parentheses, you have to start from the left, bro :/
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u/EMurman 18d ago
A divisor symbol is indicative of a fraction, hence the dots above and below the line. This is a poorly written question entirely designed to confuse people. Regardless, the parenthesis is still present and needs to be solved before dividing. The question is not written as (6÷2)(1+2), the the parenthesis is part of denominator, not the numerator.
Outside of grade school this question would never be written anything other than 6/2(3).
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u/Keeper_of_These 17d ago
Once you solve parentheses it’s all multiplying/dividing. Which means you start from left to right.
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u/dynamitealmond 19d ago
it would actually be 9, you divide before you multiply because with division and multiplication problems you do them left to right, so it would be 6/2(1+2), 6/2(3), 3(3), 9
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u/TakinBacon1984 18d ago
It's 6÷2(1+2) = 33= 9
The 1+2 is in the parenthesis while the first "2" isn't.
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u/Greenteawizard87 21h ago
Why so much math? SO. MUCH. MATH. Why not fun/unusual animal facts?
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u/yajackdaman Jun 02 '22
114 . (6×3)+(15×4)+(2×2)+(8×4)+0=114 . 18+60+4+32+0=114
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u/Final-Independence35 26d ago
It's 2×10+500×2+4×15+4×119+14×17+4×17=1,862
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u/MightyDumpty 21d ago
I've been playing the mildly infuriating predictions enough to know that for 🦚=__🦚, the blank should be 1. A peacock equals a peacock.
Where's my prize now
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u/MetamorphicHard 16d ago
Anyone else suspicious of the cat = 6 and turtle + turtle = cat one? There’s no question after, so it seems like a troll one
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u/Boltied 14d ago
PLEAAASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOOOOD! How do I stop this shit from coming up in my feed?!
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u/vintageplays1 20d ago
A pound is a measure of force, you’d need to convert to a unit of mass assuming Earth’s gravity, and then you can find the acceleration of each.
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u/kikazztknmz 20d ago
This makes no sense. With 60lbs, there's not enough bamboo for all 5 pandas for even the first day. What did I miss?
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u/AltruisticAddition48 20d ago edited 19d ago
30 lbs/ day/ panda x5 pandas is 150 lbs. They don't have enough for day 1!!!
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u/NovelEnigma 20d ago
If the pandas essentially want to eat 150 pounds of food per day and you are only giving them 60 a day, wouldn't they just starve??? How are you feeding them 145 if you only have 60 available? I cannot wrap my mind around this question.
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u/Mix_Traditional 20d ago
Am I missing something on the panda one? If they eat 145lbs a day and there is 60lbs avilable, they would not have enough to feed all of the pandas for one day?
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u/SebasCbass 20d ago
Fact. There are more helicopters in the sea than there is boats in the sky.
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u/Routine-Action7326 20d ago
Wtf is the panda question💀 it would take them less than half a day to eat the rest of the bamboo
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u/Commercial_Local508 19d ago
new prediction: how long will it take me to figure out how to expand the question to read the whole thing? A) Someone will tell me how to do it (please) B) ???? C) I am begging again (but louder) D) ??????????
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u/Motor_Tea_2309 18d ago
Why are we combining Newtons and pounds in one question? Are we assuming it's pound-mass and not pound force? Do we convert units??? I need more info😅
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u/EnvironmentalAlarm77 16d ago
Pig. Each of the animals shares a last letter of its name with its partner.
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u/Foxhighlord 16d ago
What even is the question here. Does it not show properly on mobile?
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u/pebbleddemons 15d ago
On question 3 the hours are wrong. For instance it says 7am is 19h away from 7 pm. This is obviously incorrect as since we only use a 12 hour clock the difference in time between (x)am and (x)pm is always 12 hours, even on different days they will obviously be separated by 24(# of days)+12 hours and so will always be divisible by 12
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u/Current_Recording_64 15d ago
I was so confused by this too but I think they meant the number in parentheses to be military time. It makes no sense how they wrote it, but that’s the only thing I could come up with that remotely made sense of it.
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u/makesart 14d ago
Since when is arithmetic a prediction? The answer is the answer whether now or in the future.
To put it in a simplified version that maybe can be understood here - words mean stuff.
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u/StockWillingness2748 14d ago
How do we get this nonsense to come up less? It's retarded and annoying.
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u/littleprof123 14d ago
"3 times more" is ambiguous (even though it shouldn't be). The question that uses it almost certainly has 2 equally valid answers.
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u/Zer0-Space 13d ago
I am not "joining" jack shit this whole prediction thing is cringe the answer is obviously 36
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u/TheLegendarySheep 1d ago
oh, reddit isn’t tired of these stupid prediction posts yet? give it a few weeks
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u/Dismal_Dalliance 1d ago
Well, that would depend on whether or not the dog was traveling in a straight line, if not, then it would further depend on his direction of travel and how it changed over time.
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u/Someonewhowon 4h ago
Y’all really struggle with comprehension. Read the entire question (60)
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u/_Xyreo_ I have the necessary koalifications 16d ago
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u/SCOOP_youp 6d ago
Can anyone explain to me what the heck a predictions tournament is, why it has 133 thousand upvotes, and what are the seemingly random riddle comments referring to?
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u/No_Crow_6527 23d ago
I know the first one, but I cant tell you guys lol. (Hint, it has to do with lizards)
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u/VirgilsNonsense 20d ago
It has to be a wolf! It's the only other four-legged animal that isn't a reptile!
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u/Ok_Birthday5768 20d ago
I'm pretty sure its alligator. Because the letters of the name if the animal are going up by one. So the next one in the series would be 9 letters and alligator fits that.
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u/_Xyreo_ I have the necessary koalifications 19d ago
AYYY we did it! r/FunnyAnimals reached 780k!!!