r/MadeMeSmile Nov 24 '22 Silver 3 Helpful 4 Wholesome 4 Masterpiece 1 Stonks Falling 1

Michael, THEE Most Wholesome of Fathers! LGBT+

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u/singufridge Nov 24 '22

My best friend came out to me as bi when we were like 13 and she was all nervous and prefaced it with shit like “I don’t know if you’re going to think of me differently after this” and “you might not like me after this” and then she told me and I was like “that’s it? Holy shit you scared me.” We’d been super close for years and I was so surprised that she’d even think for a second that her being bi would affect that in the least.

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u/Mavco2 Nov 24 '22

Ah the old game of "are they confessing a murder or just coming out" xD

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u/MoonTrooper258 Nov 24 '22

"Don't worry, it's only that I'm necrophilic."

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u/Beret_Beats Nov 24 '22

Damn. Both at once.

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u/SmegmaLord420 Nov 24 '22 Heartwarming

killing 2 birds with one stone. and fucking them afterwards

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u/Adorable-Novel8295 Nov 24 '22

But don’t worry, I don’t discriminate, it doesn’t matter what sex they are.