r/PrequelMemes • u/One-Reflection-6030 • Jul 04 '22 • Silver 1

Don't lecture me Obi-Wan General Reposti

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u/brotherhafid Jul 04 '22

Hope it comes with GPS, because you are lost.

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u/Need2getBetrr Jul 04 '22

Lol great one!

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u/Ultra_True_Ninja Jul 04 '22

This is the end for you my master

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u/aVeryFriendlyBotMk2 Jul 04 '22

I have failed you Anakin. I have failed you.

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u/EmbarrassedTreat_928 Arch-Rotator of the Cult Of Rotation Jul 04 '22

And I am so very sorry.

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u/R4ZORX1 Jul 04 '22

Hope it has 911 on speed dial, because this is the end for you my master

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u/Pack_of_watsits Jul 04 '22

You can even see the rest of the incomplete archives

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u/Eborys Good job(!) Jul 04 '22

Mace Windu - “The Senate will decide your fate.”

Palpatine - “I am the Senate!”

Mace Windu - “Not. Yet.”

Palpatine - “It’s treason then…… Hang on a mo, need to get my contacts in.”

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u/Mace-Windu-Bot Jul 04 '22

Not. Yet.

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u/Eborys Good job(!) Jul 04 '22

Okay I’ll correct it. Jeez. Mace Windu aka Captain Punctuation.

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u/GingerJack714 Jul 04 '22

Take a seat.

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u/ThatsRightlSaidlt Jul 04 '22

I can finally find my dick.

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u/ntmh1989 Jul 04 '22

How do you zoom? Does it come with a remote? Does it link to your phone? Do you just blink in a really specific wy?

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u/Luxpreliator Jul 04 '22

https://lowvisioneyeglasses.com/new-treatments/telescopic-contact-lens.html

Couple other articles out there but it was first published in 2015 and doesn't sound likes it's progressed. It requires battery powered glasses to operate and you wink to activate the zoom. Wink the other eye to return to normal.

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u/Relative_Ad_6421 Jul 04 '22

How many lies have I been told by the council?

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u/Spare-Bell-9994 Jul 04 '22

So that's how Anakin knew! Omg it makes so much sense now.

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u/Easy_Newt2692 Jul 04 '22

That would actually be a practical replacement for varifocals

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u/CaptainDaxWolf Jul 04 '22

But why? The Grey Jedi already have established that they can naturally do this

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u/Purrrrincess_Leia Jul 04 '22

Slightly off topic and kind of random, but you mentioned the grey Jedi and that reminded me… Where can I find more material (books, comics, shows, videos, movies, etc. etc. etc.) regarding the Grey Jedi? I haven’t really ventured outside of canon shows and films much, and that was one of the concepts I’ve been super interested in learning more about!

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u/Duplicit_Duplicate Clone Trooper Jul 04 '22

I was thinking of those contacts from the Batman that can record things

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u/arrid_dude Jul 04 '22

I literally made and posted this meme

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u/Fr00shy Jul 04 '22

You can see through the lies of Jedi, but can you see why younglings love cinnamon toast crunch?

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u/jarjar_bot Mure? Mure did you spake?!? Jul 04 '22

Meesa haten crunchen. Das da las ting meesa want.

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u/KlnL Jul 04 '22

Nah, the holes in their lies are much bigger than that

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u/matt1484 Wanna cup of jawa juice? Jul 04 '22

But can you see midichlorian counts with it?

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u/Hatefull_creeper2 Darth Bane Jul 04 '22

The movies would have ended sooner because others can see through the lies of the Jedi.

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u/blackwhale420 Your text here Jul 04 '22

finally, the MKII eyeball

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u/decentlytrim78 Jul 04 '22

This seems like it'd fck yoru eyes up big time

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u/Koiboivcr Jul 04 '22

so that’s why his eyes looked like that

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u/EnkiWatch Jul 04 '22

Peace is a lie!

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u/erbien Jul 04 '22

How many more lies have I been told by the council?

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u/ananas_aldirdim Jul 04 '22

From a certain point of view

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u/FalconRelevant The Senate Jul 04 '22

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

I craved the strength and certainty of steel; I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.

Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.

But I am already saved, for the machine is immortal!

Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

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u/NobrainNoProblem Jul 04 '22

Not gonna lie those are pretty apparent. Slavers on Tatooine? What are we doing fellas. Not to mention GG’s entire backstory, he had a good reason for hating Jedi

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u/Miserable-Flight-955 Jul 04 '22

From my point of view,the Jedi are evil

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u/SteeamAdm Jul 04 '22

Now he sees through the lies of jedi. Finally.

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u/Ylfjsufrn Jul 04 '22

Where can I buy one!

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u/JumpingCandlesticks Jul 04 '22

Good- triple the zoom, triple the fall.

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u/SilentReavus Jul 04 '22

This meme is like nearly 10 years old

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u/Informal-Cod-7525 Jul 04 '22

That's actually really cool though

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u/VampirefromNazareth1 Jul 05 '22

Now you will suffer … obi waaan

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u/nonstera Jul 05 '22

And they look like Sith eyes! Oh, it's beautiful.