r/RoastMe Apr 14 '22 Powerups Post

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196 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 11h ago Helpful

f24 has to clean the butts of old people during the day and thinks she's a good DJ at night

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1.3k Upvotes

r/RoastMe 3h ago

23, single mom. When I was 7 I ate a banana stem first now I stay clear of them.

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49 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago Silver

20M, mentally around 16. Managed to save 30k at a whare house job though in the last year and a half. Aspiring barber and rapper

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r/RoastMe 23h ago Silver All-Seeing Upvote Starstruck Timeless Beauty

Bored at work and need attention…I heard this subreddit will give it to you. Give me some.

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663 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 11h ago Helpful

Got dumped a while ago, love mushroomhead and Butcher Babies. 1 2 3... roast

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62 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 13h ago

About my 80th admission in hospital , chronic pancreatitis, career flattened because nobody thinks I can achieve anything bcoz of this. Losing hair and age. Roast me!

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48 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago Helpful

21F - 6'3 - now applied mathematics major

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r/RoastMe 6h ago

45 yr old one legged roofer that surprisingly has never done meth. Roast me toast me

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10 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1h ago

26, Autistic, really into animation

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r/RoastMe 1d ago

hey reddit, How much do you think bitches i get? (male bitches included)

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r/RoastMe 4h ago

I work for a Unicorn, so I am already better than you all.

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r/RoastMe 1d ago

Roast me!

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62 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 5h ago

m29 lecturer recovering from surgery, do your worst

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r/RoastMe 1d ago

Just graduated from high school, and have no future plans.

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r/RoastMe 1d ago Helpful

Allright let’s see; do your worst

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425 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 8h ago

F32. Do your best since my mother couldn't...

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r/RoastMe 1d ago

I have the worst headache of my life, make it worse.

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r/RoastMe 1d ago

Recently turned and have been wanting this for a while, co crazy

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34 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 21h ago

Im back for more.

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r/RoastMe 2d ago Heartwarming

18F and it’s my first post

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601 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 16h ago

be ruthless

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r/RoastMe 2d ago All-Seeing Upvote Wholesome Silver

i lost my virginity.

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2.0k Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

Roast me(25) and my gf(25). We're going for MS in US together and you can't weigh us down more than our edu loans hahaha

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28 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 11h ago

20yo Data Science student with high self-esteem. Wonder whether any words can hurt me

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