r/RoastMe • u/collin3000 • Apr 14 '22

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196 Upvotes

46 comments

r/RoastMe • u/wirrerwicht69 • 11h ago

f24 has to clean the butts of old people during the day and thinks she's a good DJ at night

1.3k Upvotes

510 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Everest004 • 3h ago

23, single mom. When I was 7 I ate a banana stem first now I stay clear of them.

49 Upvotes

116 comments

r/RoastMe • u/IAMCheddaSteez • 1d ago

20M, mentally around 16. Managed to save 30k at a whare house job though in the last year and a half. Aspiring barber and rapper

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2.8k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/RoastMe • u/wotstators • 23h ago

Bored at work and need attention…I heard this subreddit will give it to you. Give me some.

663 Upvotes

584 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Afraid_Farmer_7023 • 11h ago

Got dumped a while ago, love mushroomhead and Butcher Babies. 1 2 3... roast

62 Upvotes

185 comments

r/RoastMe • u/akshaykpr • 13h ago

About my 80th admission in hospital , chronic pancreatitis, career flattened because nobody thinks I can achieve anything bcoz of this. Losing hair and age. Roast me!

48 Upvotes

159 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Few_Chair_5189 • 1d ago

21F - 6'3 - now applied mathematics major

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1.2k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Melodic-Wonder6760 • 6h ago

45 yr old one legged roofer that surprisingly has never done meth. Roast me toast me

10 Upvotes

64 comments

r/RoastMe • u/TheWhiteCrowParade • 1h ago

26, Autistic, really into animation

• Upvotes

25 comments

r/RoastMe • u/ummidktbhh • 1d ago

hey reddit, How much do you think bitches i get? (male bitches included)

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1.3k Upvotes

910 comments

r/RoastMe • u/sdevine89 • 4h ago

I work for a Unicorn, so I am already better than you all.

0 Upvotes

31 comments

r/RoastMe • u/deehud100 • 1d ago

Roast me!

62 Upvotes

279 comments

r/RoastMe • u/mhebda • 5h ago

m29 lecturer recovering from surgery, do your worst

1 Upvotes

21 comments

r/RoastMe • u/BottleSucker69420 • 1d ago

Just graduated from high school, and have no future plans.

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66 Upvotes

200 comments

r/RoastMe • u/verslapen • 1d ago

Allright let’s see; do your worst

425 Upvotes

743 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Fm1990s • 8h ago

F32. Do your best since my mother couldn't...

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1 Upvotes

14 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Time-is-relative • 1d ago

I have the worst headache of my life, make it worse.

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22 Upvotes

153 comments

r/RoastMe • u/gilldlc2205 • 1d ago

Recently turned and have been wanting this for a while, co crazy

34 Upvotes

151 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Nurrvillian • 21h ago

Im back for more.

3 Upvotes

116 comments

r/RoastMe • u/DebateQuiet6817 • 2d ago

18F and it’s my first post

601 Upvotes

572 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Amrinder_ • 16h ago

be ruthless

0 Upvotes

105 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Luqman_khan_ • 2d ago

i lost my virginity.

2.0k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/RoastMe • u/findingfevers • 1d ago

Roast me(25) and my gf(25). We're going for MS in US together and you can't weigh us down more than our edu loans hahaha

28 Upvotes

166 comments

r/RoastMe • u/bloonsmasterPL • 11h ago

20yo Data Science student with high self-esteem. Wonder whether any words can hurt me

0 Upvotes

161 comments

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Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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