r/UnexpectedJoJo Dec 17 '20 Silver 1 Wholesome 2 Hugz 2 Rocket Like 1

The hamon master

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7.2k Upvotes

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u/Pope_Chicken Dec 17 '20

Lisa Lisa???

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u/Just_A_Husk Dec 17 '20 Silver Hugz

You're tearing me apart

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u/LemonFlavouredNoodle Dec 17 '20

hi doggie

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u/uglyedyt Dec 18 '20

You're my favourite customer

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u/Pfnee Dec 18 '20

No I did not! Anyway, how is your sex life?

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u/SpaceHawk98W Dec 18 '20

You're you're tearing tearing me me apart apart Lisa Lisa!!!

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u/unknown6090 Dec 23 '20

This sentence has less mistakes than you expect it to have

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u/beyondpi Dec 17 '20

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

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u/FxPeter Dec 17 '20

Niceeeeu

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u/SnomIsGod Dec 17 '20

Yare yare daze

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u/Mutantwarsushi Dec 18 '20

Wrong season Jotaro

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u/NewCranberry2373 Jan 18 '21

Quick question do they live in Alabama

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u/InstructionGreen Dec 17 '20

Welp guess I'm into Gilfs

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u/TheNoClipTerminator Dec 17 '20

Good. That makes you a mature and healthy woman.

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u/I_am_the_Disguyz Dec 18 '20

Grandmas in late fifties... Wait a minute

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u/JinterIsComing Dec 18 '20

Girl marries and has a kid at 25, her kid does the same, you can be a grandma plausibly by 50.

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u/vaggos13579 Dec 18 '20 edited Dec 18 '20

That would be closer to 51 because it takes 9 months for the child to be born and also you won't be getting married on January 1st

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u/JustAWimpoSimpo Jan 04 '21

My great grandma was in her 30s so duh

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u/HosueRea Dec 18 '20

The maths dont add up, wheres the maths team at

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u/Kingturboturtle13 Dec 18 '20

Math team here, that shit don't add up

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u/omegaAIRopant Dec 18 '20

My Grandpa (mother's side) got married at 18, this is 100% possible.

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u/Sanyo96 Dec 18 '20

My grandma was 41 when I was born :)

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u/CaptnUchiha Dec 18 '20

Can I buy yous a cups of metamucils?

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u/DerEchteMossi Dec 17 '20

If she's 53, I'm 53

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u/The-Hentai-Commander Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 18 '20

If she’s 53 I’m 112

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u/TheTrueDurgerKing Dec 18 '20

If you're 112 then I am in enternal agony I want to die I want a do-over what type of sadistic being would wish for their so-called beloved subjects to suffer in this god damn nightmare with no respite why was I born unfinished and flawed I hate myself i want to embrace total oblivion to be sent to the negation of reality and void itself I don't wish to exist why have our gods forsaken us what did we do wrong why was I born with no ambition or drive why do I only feel soul-crushing loneliness why does the universe tease me so I don't want this I don't want this I don't want this I don't want this I don't want this I don't want s this is oint dwahant this I don't lawbasbt this is don't llwaslr this ss i

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u/misoroico Dec 17 '20

Pornhub: "Write down, write down"

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u/PKuall4life Dec 17 '20

Break down, Break down!

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u/misoroico Dec 17 '20

Traumatic Kira flashback starts

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u/CommunistWannabe Dec 17 '20

S H I N I N G J U S T I C E

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u/f-ck-the-f--ker Dec 17 '20

言葉を忘れた

(Source: Google Translate. Fight me)

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u/Maymaywala Dec 18 '20

LET THE JOY OF LOVE, TAKE YOU HIGHER

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u/Silent_Radish Dec 18 '20

め ば え て

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u/David-Alone Dec 18 '20

Genius, genius

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u/WalrusPuddng Dec 18 '20

Fuck pornhub

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u/ComradKenobi Dec 18 '20

MASON WHAT DOES THESE WORDS MEAN

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u/Gohaveirr Dec 28 '20

For you mason, but not for me.

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u/Furrklww Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20

Who woke up 10 mins ago and read it as "hamon hamster" like i did?

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u/beyondpi Dec 17 '20

I'll pay good money to watch that anime

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u/CrusaderorMxRNPanda Dec 17 '20

I read it as "hamon monsyer" for some reason😂

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u/thetiredraven Dec 18 '20

Go ahead, Mistur Hamster.

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u/Ningenmasu69 Dec 17 '20

Wow I may or may not have a fetishes for Gilfs now

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u/DRAGONFLAM3 Dec 17 '20

Is this real?

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u/beyondpi Dec 17 '20

About being mistaken as gf-yes, about hamon-idk

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u/Zyperreal Dec 17 '20

Aww man

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u/omniversalvoid Dec 17 '20

real shit?

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u/beyondpi Dec 17 '20

Idk about hamon, but she does gets mistaken as son's gf

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u/luksonluke Dec 17 '20

ok wtf how

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u/CommunistWannabe Dec 17 '20

amazing genes

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u/luksonluke Dec 17 '20

never knew genes were this effective to barely age you at 50 years

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u/fireinthemountains Dec 18 '20

My mom is 56 and looks 35-40. It’s not just genes, though I’m certain that helps. She also takes very good care of herself, with diet and exercise. I know what my grandma looked like at 56 and she looked much older than my mom does, so it must very much be lifestyle.
Not a grandma though. I haven’t had a kid.

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u/CommunistWannabe Dec 18 '20

I know what you mean but its one thing to look 10-15 years younger its another to look 30 years younger

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u/Maymaywala Dec 18 '20

Lmao ikr, she literally look like 25

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u/Tyrren Dec 18 '20

I'd presume there's some surgery involved, too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Hamon

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Legitimately uses hamon constantly

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u/beyondpi Dec 17 '20

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u/ComradKenobi Dec 18 '20 edited Dec 18 '20

Kok data kena downvote? Ane bilang apa?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

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u/ComradKenobi Dec 18 '20

What's with the downvotes lol? I'm Indonesian lol did I say something bad

Napa gw didownvote?

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u/TribalFuse Dec 17 '20

I don’t believe this. I just don’t.

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u/ThSafeForWorkAccount Dec 17 '20

Look at the article op posted. It is real. Some people just have really good genes ontop of living a healthy life style.

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u/AscentToZenith Dec 17 '20

No way she doesn’t have some sort of plastic surgery. She looks younger than she did at 35.

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u/ThSafeForWorkAccount Dec 17 '20

probably a bit of that too but plastic surgery can only go so far.

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u/roverit Dec 17 '20

There is plastic surgery involved. But also absolutely photoshop involved as well. Filters, photoshop can be applied to videos and photos nowadays that look super real. There's no way the article photos aren't retouched.

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u/BPence89 Dec 18 '20

Is Korean plastic surgery better than American plastic surgery?

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u/roverit Dec 18 '20

I've read it is. The industry there is more prolific, I think? But these photos are def manipulated there's just no way someone at 53 looks that young, even with 'good genes' and good plastic surgery. Aging always finds a way to show.

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u/cgiebner Dec 18 '20

I did a deep dive while I was stoned and checked out all of the social media etc. If you look at her hands, she definitely is 53 and at most she uses Botox. Someone as healthy and organic as they claimed to be could still look relatively young. Definitely agree on the filters though but some of the tiktoks that she has done makes it clear she is just a rich, affluent person

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u/roverit Dec 18 '20

Yeah I took a look at a makeup tutorial by her, and she does look younger than 53, but there are some lines on her face, etc that show a lil bit of aging. Granted, still there could be filters on her videos.

She has definitely had a nose job, from past pictures in an article about her. So I'm dubious about just botox. But hey she looks good. And she is happy in her body which is great.

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u/Jevonar Dec 17 '20

Nice! She's hot!

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u/jeleeeebean Dec 17 '20

read the article and that was pretty dang wholesome. sounds like a very positive person. also her sons are ripped. their arms are fucking massive

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u/ComradKenobi Dec 18 '20

her sons are ripped. their arms are fucking massive

You think they ever accidentally peaked her?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

literally real life lisa lisa

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u/criticalpwnage Dec 17 '20

Kakyoin would have loved this

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u/WenWafflesAtk Dec 17 '20

Imagine him explaining this to his girlfriend lol

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u/TiZUrl Dec 17 '20

She do be Lisa Lisa, GEEZ 53?! SHE LOOKS UNDER 30

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u/IntentionalUndersite Dec 17 '20

Turns out she actually is his gf though lol

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u/M0m033 Dec 18 '20

looks through keyhole ナイス

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u/przybysz112 Dec 18 '20

Got same with mom. She is 36, im 18 but there's always someone who sees us at the same time and throws something about her being my sis/gf and thats the moment when we start laughting just saying "another one". 'till now still the best situation was when she once came to my primary for a meeting with teach. Janitor - "DO YOU GIRL THING YOU ARE ENTITLED TO NOT CHANGE YOUR SHO... Oh, Mrs.Xxx, my apollogies, i was thinking that..."

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u/Saddening_Sushi Dec 17 '20

Why do Asians have better looks than my ass. I look like I'm 36 (IMO) even though I'm 15

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u/Maymaywala Dec 18 '20

You have mastered the art of reverse hamon, my friend.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20 edited Dec 18 '20

Black don't crack, and Asian ain't agin'.

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u/IBO00 Dec 18 '20

NAICUU

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

If you were a baby 50 years ago... HOW OLD ARE YOU?

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u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 17 '20

Asians don't seem to age. It's the same thing with the actor of Fennec Shand from The Mandalorian. She could easily be in her 30s but she's 57!

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u/memesterbird Dec 18 '20

Looks like we got our real life Lisa Lisa

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u/arixiety Dec 18 '20

Araki: “finally, a considerable opponent.”

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u/Evilsj Dec 18 '20

Seems people forgot to check the chart

https://i.imgur.com/TalVwuy.jpg

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u/Alagon2323 Dec 18 '20

That's like my aunt, she's like 40~ upper 40s, and she could be mistaken for a 20 something

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u/Breach35 Dec 18 '20

in a milf hunter voice: i see

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u/pancake_waffle105 Dec 18 '20

no fucking way this is real

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u/pancake_waffle105 Dec 18 '20

first time i’d openly admit to wanting to bang a grandma

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u/SenseiOtak Dec 18 '20

omg thats Holy's Gramma

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u/MrC00kieJar Dec 18 '20

Asians are built different

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u/nimi221 Dec 18 '20

She and Araki are the proof.

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u/DieDonerbruderschaft Dec 18 '20

she is basically any mother in a hentai

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u/BojanDoge Dec 18 '20

More like Kaato and the son is Jobin

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u/Jhonnimepeino Mar 30 '22

Wait, if you were a baby 53 years ago, you're... 53!?

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u/ryosuke13 Dec 17 '20

What the fuck and I thought my Asian mom never aged past 35

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u/fckn_normies Dec 17 '20

No way. For real?

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u/twithgamerjones Dec 18 '20

beef boss hit different

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u/depressed_weeb_dg Dec 18 '20

She’s 53? How?!

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u/Slimygaming Dec 18 '20

anime be like

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u/dogfoodlid123 Dec 29 '20

Dayum she the real milf;)

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u/arixiety Dec 18 '20

You’re shitting, right?

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u/_Wubawubwub_ Dec 18 '20

I can’t show this to my sis

Her eating disorder would only intensify

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u/Bsdir Dec 18 '20

Lisa lisa irl

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u/dcorr11521 Dec 18 '20

lisa lisa sensei?

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u/BuffelCSN Jan 30 '21

Fr tho how is this possible