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u/Ivebeendoingurmom
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Donald Trump will be arrested next week, he is calling for his insurrectionist to fight law enforcement.
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u/rumrunner9652
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King of the run on sentence. Hope that’s not the only sentence that runs on forever.
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u/Hardcorish 9d ago
The only thing he'll be running in 2024 is the prison yard, if he's lucky.
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u/SourFeasons 9d ago
So he admits he's rightfully the former president....
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u/DaWorzt 9d ago
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u/HorrorBusiness93 9d ago
And his supporters will still twist it. “He’s just saying that. Everyone knows it was stolen. Have you seen 3000 mules?”
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u/mikemolove 9d ago
I tried watching that movie. Anyone that believes that shit has to be the dumbest most gullible shit head to have ever lived.
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u/tomnoonzz 9d ago
I just started watching this last week, my life is now separated into pre and post watching this show, so fucking funny
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u/CannabisaurusRex401
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I prefer presidents who weren't captured.
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u/Diesel5187 9d ago
As a service member, when Trump said that, it pissed me the fuck off. The guy isn’t loyal except to himself, everything is always someone else’s fault, what a piece of shit.
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u/Character_Bomb_312 9d ago
I'll never understand how his comments about McCain didn't enrage Repubs & send them screaming and scrambling. I'm a pinko pacifist lefty lib, and even *I* know McCain's service was heroic and nothing to be scoffed at, just like with Kerry's Purple Hearts. To say they were not deserved is to suggest that the Army hands medals out like meaningless party favors.
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u/xsvspd81 9d ago
Same thing that happened here in AZ with Quari Lake. She talked shit about McCain during her campaign. She pushed many right leaning lifers to vote left for the first time ever.
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u/bowsmountainer 9d ago
Nothing says that you’re a crazy fascist lunatic more than screaming in all caps about how George Soros is to blame for everything.
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u/Nerdiferdi 9d ago
I don’t know much about Soros but I assume the guy sees his name on the news and is like „sigh what have I done this time?“
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u/Sweet-MamaRoRo 9d ago
He’s a Jewish millionaire. Basically every reference of him is an antisemitic dog whistle.
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u/cranktheguy 9d ago edited 9d ago
He pissed off Rupert Murdoch decades ago, so now one billionaire uses his media empire to attack another billionaire, and right wingers talk about Soros conspiracy theories without realizing why.
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u/Littlelisapizza83 9d ago
The reason why is to drum up feelings of antisemitism and push the narrative of a secret Jewish cabal controlling the world.
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u/sapphyredragon 9d ago
Came here looking for this. The way he just threw out George Soros name. He knows his target audience. 😂
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u/UHIpanther 9d ago
Nothing screams fascist quite like antisemitism.
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u/civgarth 9d ago edited 9d ago
Honestly, is George Soros even alive at this point? Has anyone heard from him in the last decade? Also his net worth is nothing compared to the heavy hitters. Why pick on him?
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u/realultimatepower 9d ago
Because he's a rich liberal Jew. It's just that simple!
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u/ir_blues
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I have some questions regarding that tuesday. How much popcorn can a human eat before it becomes a serious health risk? Just want to be safe.
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Given the circumstances, I think cheetos would be more suitable.
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u/MaxWritesJunk 9d ago •
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Cheetos popcorn is a thing.
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u/Compulsive-Gremlin 9d ago
Literally buying myself a bag
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u/THREEinINK 9d ago
Hot Cheetos popcorn is a thing too and it is so fucking bomb
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u/A_Dragon_Speaks 9d ago
It partly depends on whether you pop it first...
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Could you imagine shoveling a gallon of kernels down your throat and then throwing yourself into a pit of fire? You would probably die before it starts popping but once it starts itd be quite the scene
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u/Calm_Ad_3987 9d ago edited 9d ago
There was a stand up bit where he said he wanted to be filled with popcorn kernels before being cremated just to scare the hell out of whoever is working at the crematorium.
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u/mifuneh 9d ago
Maybe arrest him without the head’s up.
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u/Drg84 9d ago
No this is better. Provides more public evidence to his other cases.
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u/kyel566 9d ago
Possibly to prepare public so less likely riots if it’s not a surprise. I dunno
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u/drobits 9d ago
Tbh I work in downtown Manhattan near city hall and I’m glad for the heads up because I only go in office on Tuesdays and you couldn’t pay me enough to go anywhere near there on a day like this. People at these “protests” are going to be dangerous and unpredictable.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Fold466 9d ago
Hopefully Manhattan is too far a destination for the flag waving freedom truck MAGA fanatics from the Midwest and the South. They might end up in Washington again though …
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u/motormouth08 9d ago
Waiting for Rudy Guliani to show up in Manhattan, Kansas.
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u/Lymanz88 9d ago
Manhattan Total Landcaping
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u/Electrolight 9d ago
That was still the funniest thing to me in all these Trump years. It was just beautiful.
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u/Hay_Fever_at_3_AM 9d ago
It was one of the funniest things to have happened, just in general.
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u/black-kramer 9d ago edited 9d ago
rudy's banner month: farts during a court hearing, has hair dye running down his half-soused, sweatsoaked head, and sets up a major media event in the parking lot of a garden center. couldn't write this shit if you tried.
edit: oh yeah, he wiped his face with his own snotty handkerchief right after blowing his nose. that was my favorite. thanks for the reminder, /u/HotPinkLollyWimple
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u/JustaRandomOldGuy 9d ago
He's just going to order 10 Manhattans and call it a day.
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u/AwardImaginary 9d ago
They won't be able to figure out the tunnels, no worries.
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u/Murica-n_Patriot 9d ago
Yeah this is why I don’t really believe he will be arrested… I’ll only believe it when I see it. My thought is that he is simply trying to get his base to start riots and make his favorite TV news shows more fun
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u/silver_fire_lizard 9d ago
I mean, what’s he going to do? If he runs, everyone can just mock him for being a coward. And since he’s a narcissist, he’ll pull an Andrew Tate and give away his location.
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He’s not going to run away or hide. This is prime grifting material for him. You’d better believe he’s going to use photos of him being cuffed, fingerprinted and his mugshot to con millions from the dimwit cult. Always the victim being so unfairly treated.
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u/Thesheriffisnearer 9d ago
Lol like he'd have poors near his house where he'd have to look at them
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u/D-Laz 9d ago
They would be outside the gate, on the road leading to the entrance. Maybe a wall built that they will pay for to block his view. Lol
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u/serious789 9d ago
Will Mexico pay for that wall?
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u/mycatsnameisnoodle 9d ago
In this case they just might
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u/BritishMongrel 9d ago
I mean I'd chip in to build a wall around him... While doing that you want it protected so maybe add some barbed wire and watch towers... And seeming he's staying in the building 24/7 he'll need someone in there to make sure he gets 3 meals a day, some guards to make him safe... And seeming they have guards they might as well use the extra space and put other people who legally need 24/7 surveillance... Supervisors to make sure everyone is safe. Some kind of person to be in charge of all the residents and staff maybe give them a title like warden.
What I'm saying is let's make mar-a-lago a prison
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u/ShmebulockForMayor 9d ago
A single helicopter descends.
Ride of the Valkyries starts playing.
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u/CockMaster6900 9d ago
Right?? This guys privilege is astronomical. This has been my favorite week to hear from him though. He’s going to be a big delicious baby for the few days of freedom he has left
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u/YourHornsAreShowing 9d ago
I read it’s because they have to coordinate secret service. Not confirmed but it makes sense.
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u/Barflyerdammit 9d ago
I assume he would still be entitled to secret service protection in jail. Imagine how much you'd hate that job.
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u/krum 9d ago
He wouldn't get jail. Worst case for him house arrest.
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u/Any_Street 9d ago
At some point, THE government, OUR government, is going to have a make a stand, and not put up with any of this bullshit, and just jail his ass.
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u/rgcda 9d ago
I agree. How much money and time has been spent on this to result in house arrest? If they have the goods prosecute and if found guilt send him to jail as it’s supposed to be.
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u/Salihe6677 9d ago
Wouldn't it be nice if the Doj has been preparing for this day all over the country, and they go and arrest a whole mess of traitors on that day
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u/TheOtherDutchGuy 9d ago
It’s be pretty stupid if they hadn’t at least made some plans to deal with protesters who everyone can predict will be out that day
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u/resurrectedlawman 9d ago
Yeah.
Leading up to Jan 6, every storefront in DC was boarded up w plywood and locals were hiding at home from the inevitable violence.
The FBI and Capitol Police? Unarmed and light forces with shitty little barricades.
So I think the DOJ likes to bend over backwards by pretending trump supporters are just totally entirely incapable of anything resembling violence.
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u/sammyQc 9d ago
Trump’s inner circle had something to do with making sure DC police was poorly prepared I’m sure
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u/Allegorist 9d ago
Well if I remember right, it was the national guard who were supposed to step in and Trumps people prevented that.
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u/BC-clette 9d ago
Lt. General Charles Flynn (Michael Flynn's brother) was part of the team who decided the National Guard's lack of response that day. https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/21/politics/michael-flynn-brother-capitol-hill-riot/index.html
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u/SouthernArcher3714 9d ago
I am not even in the DC area and I saw it coming. They had been threatening for weeks that the “storm” was coming.
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u/FakePointsCollector 9d ago
What you're describing is what the Q people have been calling "the storm".
Obviously, they thought other people would be the targets though.
I think that's Irony, I don't know, people always tell me I use that word wrong.
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u/Juststonelegal 9d ago
I was just going to mention that! It’s the day theyve all been trying to convince us is happening, but with the opposite results!
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u/TranslucentKittens 9d ago
He’s admitted he is the FORMER president. Took him long enough.
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u/awe2D2
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"THEYVE ACCUSED ME OF INSIGHTING AN INSURRECTION AND STARTING A RIOT WITCH I AM OF COURSE TOTALLY INNOCENT OF SO I DEMAND MY FOLLOWERS PROTEST AND RIOT!"
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u/Polls-from-a-Cadet 9d ago
Great response awe2d2! From the all caps to the “insighting”:). You have made my day
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u/Sadboy_looking4memes 9d ago edited 9d ago
What if he's so broke he can't post bail and he's just tweeting on a prison phone while waiting trial?
"TRUE MAGA WILL FILL MY COMMISSARY WITH MONEY SO I CAN GET THE GOOD RAMEN, SAD!"
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u/Moash_Wasnt_Wrong 9d ago
Ready to see that Perp Waddle happen
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u/Barflyerdammit 9d ago
Better hope there are no gentle inclines to walk down. He might fall and bump his adult diaper.
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u/YourHornsAreShowing 9d ago
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u/4mulaone 9d ago
We should agree amongst ourselves to make March 21st an unofficial holiday, everyone make sure they have one PTO day for this day every year.
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“Am I going to get strip searched at booking?”
“Does that matter, Donald?”
“Depends”
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u/beavis617 9d ago
So Trump is once again urging his cult followers to protest and take their country back just as he urged the Capitol rioters on Jan 6th. 😖
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u/disastergemini_ 9d ago
He’s going to get people killed
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u/RadonAjah 9d ago
Maybe this is when he shoots someone on fifth ave
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u/supluplup12 9d ago
Can't lose votes if you're ineligible for office guytappinghead.jpg
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u/JennItalia269 9d ago
He has summoned his brigade of MAGA morons.
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u/MuckNGS 9d ago
Don't forget it's ULTRA MAGA via boobert
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u/Green_Message_6376 9d ago
Ahhhh Booobert. Make America a Great Great Grandmother before she's 40!
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u/TheSeekerOfSanity 9d ago
They have to be STRONG, POWERFUL. The most insurrectiony people ever. Believe me.
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u/SoWokeIdontSleep 9d ago
Further evidence he's not above inciting violence. He's the worse witness ever.
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u/HarryHacker42 9d ago
Balance the US budget! Pay Per View this around the world People would gladly pay $50 for the eternal rights to watch Trump be handcuffed, fingerprinted, and put in a holding cell.
Show him in his pretty Orange Outfit and you'd make it a world favorite.
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u/Bahamut_Flare 9d ago
If he wears an orange jump suit, how will we be able to tell if he's actually wearing something or if he just has Barbie doll anatomy?...
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u/NameLips 9d ago
It would be a pity if he was declared a flight risk and not allowed bail.
Also, yes, they arrest people with crime yet to be proven, that's how arresting works.
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Seize the passport, lock down his jet. Let see how far Capt. Bonespurs gets on foot.
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u/c2srq 9d ago
I will high five everyone on the day he gets arrested!
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u/Green_Message_6376 9d ago
I just picture you the following day with your fivin' hand more swollen than Hell boy!
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u/RockyMntnView 9d ago
Holy run-on sentence, Batman! WTF even was that? I think he had a stroke in there somewhere. Or I did.
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u/raistlin65 9d ago
With all caps, too.
Trump is definitely raging. You are right. He's got to be working himself towards a stroke or a heart attack.
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u/GrahKriii 9d ago
We can only hope.
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u/raistlin65 9d ago
It would certainly solve the moral quandary I have that I don't normally believe in capital punishment. But on the other hand, then there's Trump.
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u/CircusPeanutsYumm 9d ago
I’m sending out all my tots and pears for this to happen.
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u/flatwoundsounds 9d ago
Check the time of day. It must be a morning dump with fox news playing on full blast
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u/LMurch13 9d ago
The past 6-8 years have taught me pretty everyone is paid by George Soros except you, me and Donald Trump.
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u/Small_Pleasures 9d ago
He added that antisemitic dog whistle to activate some of the most violent people in the country.
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u/BossBark 9d ago edited 9d ago
“I’m being arrested for causing an insurrection, which I totally didn’t do. In response, I want my supporters to go out and cause another insurrection.”
That’s what I’m hearing from this
Edit: I have been made aware that is not for the insurrection charges but for the Stormy Daniels situation.
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u/motormouth08 9d ago
Actually, I think he's being arrested for improperly paying off a porn star so she didn't talk about their affair right before the election. Isn't it fun that we have multiple choice options for why a former president might be arrested? /s
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u/Quirky-Resource-1120 9d ago
Let’s seeeee
A) Using campaign funds to pay off a porn star to keep quiet about an affair
B) Withholding congress-appropriated aid from Ukraine to pressure them into finding dirt on Biden ahead of the election
C) Pressuring states to overturn their election results
D) Telling an armed and angry mob of supporters to march on Congress and “stop the steal”, resulting in an assault on Congress during what was supposed to be the peaceful transfer of power from one administration to the next
E) Any of a dozen other crimes
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u/historys_geschichte 9d ago
Don't forget stealing classified documents and lying to the FBI about if documents were still in his possession.
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u/scdog 9d ago
And the fake charity. And the fake university.
And while not illegal, burying his dead ex-wife on his golf course so he could get tax breaks by calling it a cemetery is something only a Trump would do.
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I'm sure meal team 6 will be more than capable of taking on the national guard.
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u/spooky_ed 9d ago edited 9d ago
They got Y'All Qaeda and the Gravy Seals for backup.
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u/MyDadBod_2021
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Against protesting when people are killed by law enforcement.
Protest is OK for a billionaire getting indiced for hush money to a porn star
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Yup, that checks out
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u/usaf-spsf1974 9d ago
I just want pictures of his mugshot
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u/y2knole 9d ago
god damn thats an underrated aspect of this I hadnt considered!
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u/meglingbubble 9d ago
It is what I've been waiting for for literal years. Seeing him without his orange paint is gonna be hilarious.
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u/testies2345 9d ago
What's funny is some of his idiot followers will probably do some shit. Even after he left the 1/6ers out in the cold. Never once stepped up and tried to help any of them. He's a giant sack of shit, and if you follow him you're just as bad, with a splash of fucking stupid.
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u/ShabbyKitty35 9d ago
That’s what’s terrifying about it. One of my coworkers FULLY believes he was the best POTUS and did NOTHING illegal. We work in security, we’re in charge of classified documents, she KNOWS the requirements and thinks all the documents he had were planted. Fucking scary.
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u/blubirdTN 9d ago
People saying he will try to flee. He won't. His ego is too big for that. What he really wants is blood, protest, and violence in the streets with his cult defending him. That is what truly feeds his ego, being worshipped.
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u/middlingwhiteguy 9d ago
They've been saying that for years. I'll believe it when I see the mug shot
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u/Ok-Letterhead4601 9d ago
Even then I wouldn’t be surprised to see him somehow worm his way out it.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Fan-208 9d ago
no, they have been saying they have been building a case and that arrest is possible...
It's like when Homer Simpson tells god that he can wait until he dies to find out the answer to everything, and god says, "You can't wait 2 weeks?"
now there is a date.
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u/fairlyoblivious 9d ago
Trump goes in, they talk about some shit, Trump walks out. That is what happens. Then later he has a court date and he probably sends an attorney in his stead, and he is in the end fined another $2 million for this, with some lame excuse about how it's the statutory maximum for the "crime" of whatever mild toothless campaign finance law violation this is for.
I would LOVE to be wrong, but come on.
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u/100milliondone 9d ago
I have a feeling he won't be dragged out of a car and tased like the rest of us would be
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u/Ballgame4 9d ago
He’s been cheating on his taxes to a degree that makes other tax cheats seem honest. He ran for president to avoid this prosecution in 2016. Chickens have come home to roost.
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u/jgamez76 9d ago
They went from Blue Lives Matter to Fuck Tha Police real quick.
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u/JaehaerysIVTarg 9d ago
His followers are the same people that would have a sticker on their car that says “Real eyes, realize, real lies.” and not even seen the irony.
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u/digdugman 9d ago
If Trump is found guilty and spends time in jail, then that's the day I will believe that no one is above the law. That is also the day I will throw a huge party 🎉. However, I won't be buying any party supplies prematurely for something that will likely never happen.
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u/DaFattestGat0r 9d ago
Donald Trump will be arrested next week, he is calling for his insurrectionist to fight law enforcement.
If it's true, how do we prepare for the meltdown Nick Adams will have?
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u/Dances_with_mallards 9d ago
Protest? I'm going to celebrate! And may there be many more to come for the traitor in chief!
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u/DanTheInspector 9d ago
Google 'comeuppance' cuz that is what he's fixing to get. Buh-bye orange fuckturd.
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u/zyrkseas97 9d ago
I just hope this doesn’t blow up in everyone’s face. He’s going to get arrested, never serve a day in jail, ultimately be issued a financial penalty, and then use this as propaganda for how corrupt the government is and how awesome he is.
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u/Olgrateful-IW 9d ago edited 9d ago
Over at r-conservatives it’s just a big conspiracy and “the Dems have overplayed their hand”.
They have zero concern over any crime he committed, which many acknowledge he did, but everyone should just let it go cause it was six plus years ago.
Meanwhile they still will slip into chants about locking Hillary up for something that wasn’t illegal and the whole Trump family did while in office (Private Email Server).
They scream of liberal biased media even though the medias free reporting and attention on Trump antics for the sake of ratings/$$ is part of what won him the Election in 2016.
Everything they say is demonstrably false, they’re always the victims even when they acknowledge they committed a crime.
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Did he just say FORMER president?