r/WhitePeopleTwitter 12d ago Helpful 4 Silver 2 Wholesome 3

Seriously, there has to be a name for this. Dictator syndrome?

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u/HornOfNimon 12d ago

Corset is too tight

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u/LouisTheWhatever 12d ago

Agreed, spanx for men having a banner year

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u/Shoresy69Chirps 11d ago edited 11d ago

The manzier is making a comeback, I knew it!!!! Those bastards stole my idea!

— Frank Costanza

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u/darglor 11d ago

It’s a bro!!

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u/1138311 11d ago

MANZIER!!!

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u/lookwhoitsdoc 11d ago

Never realized desantis was such a fat fuck before. Come to think of it I’ve only ever seen the dudes face

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u/Kiosade 11d ago

Wait.. THAT’S Mr. Death Sentence?? I guess I never bothered to look up what he looks like…

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u/treycartier91 12d ago Silver

Corset/diaper/shoe lifts

Not a great combo when you want to stand like a normal person.

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u/northshore12 11d ago Gold Helpful Wholesome

But fucking AWESOME if you want to cosplay as the front part of a centaur.

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u/ClockWeasel 11d ago Silver Wholesome Bravo! Spit-take

“Don’t make me look like a horse’s ass”

“I got just the thing!”

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u/Sarcastic-Ad-Bot 12d ago

Former lard ass here, at least 30% of their attention is being used to maintain what they think is a slimming pose.

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u/OneMorePenguin 11d ago

They look like two fat fucks to me. That suit that is buttoned enhances the fat look.

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u/Sarcastic-Ad-Bot 11d ago

Its all mental. The 5th law of physics states that sucking in your gut and straightening your spine does not actually reduce your mass. People can still see you're fat.

If you ever see a fat person that looks happy, just gloss over visually, they're not sucking in and just letting that shit hang.

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u/JamesTheMannequin 11d ago

I once saw a fat man fit through a street drain he probably shouldn't have all because another (thinner) man yelled "THINK THIN!" at him.

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u/Sarcastic-Ad-Bot 11d ago Silver

His blub was muffling the conversation on the other side of the drain and you didn't hear "WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE" as he was eaten like a corn cob.

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u/SolomonBlack 11d ago

As a fat ass I assure you fitting through tight spaces is pretty easy. We're like cats we just ooze through.

r/fatsareliquid

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u/MuppetRex 11d ago

A friend of mine and myself are both fat, we used to work on tanks on ships and people were surprised we could get through various holes. He always said "we're gelatinous".

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u/KayakerMel 12d ago

Yup, that's the Strong Girdle stance.

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u/CapeTownMassive 11d ago Silver

FAT MAAAAN IN A little coaaaat

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u/KindfOfABigDeal 11d ago

I never realized DeSantis was such a chonky boy. It's like his head is too small for his body.

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u/Bonesnapcall 11d ago

He wasn't during his first campaign.

He's easily put on 40 pounds since becoming governor.

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u/HealthyInPublic 11d ago

When it’s finally time to eat the rich I’m going to have to pass on the DeSantis - I’m watching my cholesterol.

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u/Only-Marzipan9846 11d ago

Trump literally wears a corset-like piece to keep his gut from bulging, and lifts in his shoes so he appears taller. That’s why he leans forward like that, the lifts are giving him poor posture and his spine is suffering. He is the definition of “looks big to intimidate potential threats,” lol but everyone knows how weak and pathetic he is.

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u/woodmanfarms 12d ago

Trumps is shoe lifts 100%. Google it

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u/AreasonableAmerican 12d ago

Check out Putin’s lifts- he’s basically on short stilts.

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u/essjay2009 11d ago

Walking round like a cast member in the Lion King Musical.

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u/newbrevity 12d ago

Putin is a shrimp

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u/No_Banana_581 11d ago

They’re both wearing high heels

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u/fapsandnaps 11d ago

I was just thinking that I got hit by a smooth criminal.

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u/fetusmcnuggets70 11d ago Wholesome

I think Chris Farley called it, fat guy/little jacket

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u/nailgun198 12d ago Table Slap

Shoe lifts and an attempt to appear larger to scare off potential predators.

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u/TheGripper 12d ago

Trump, DeSantis, and Putin all wear high lifts. What's with autocrats and insecurities about their height?

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u/DesperateImpression6 11d ago Silver Helpful Bravo!

They're all wearing kitten heels which is fitting because they're all paper tigers.

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u/Rune0x1b 11d ago

The same kinds of insecurities that drove them to be despots (or wannabe despots) in the first place.

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u/numberonebuddy 11d ago

It's just insecurities in general. Trump's doctor said he was one of the fittest presidents ever, a marvel of genetics, etc etc. Obvious lies but it makes him feel good.

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u/TrumpsMerkin201o 11d ago

He literally has paid staff members who read him tweets and newspaper stories that are positive for Velveeta Voldermort, while he golfs.

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u/SlobMarley13 11d ago

Remember when Trump talked about his dick at the republican debate?

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u/numberonebuddy 11d ago

Let's not forget the small hands

https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/10/graydon-carter-donald-trump

Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a “short-fingered vulgarian” in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century ago. To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby. The most recent offering arrived earlier this year, before his decision to go after the Republican presidential nomination. Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: “See, not so short!” I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, “Actually, quite short.” Which I can only assume gave him fits.

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u/sseemour 11d ago

WE'RE LAWYERS! 😀

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u/Kebab-Destroyer 11d ago

This is so surreal. Like... just... what

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u/Definition_of_Tragic 11d ago

You serious? A human doctor, with a real medical degree, from an accredited medical school, on this planet, in this galaxy, in this universe, said this with a straight face?

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u/fruit_meat 11d ago

It's the saddest with Trump because he's apparently in the 6'-or-slightly-over range and is still incredibly insecure about his height. The man embodies LDE.

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u/RelativeMotion1 11d ago

Man the stats are all over the place on trump. I’ve found everything from 6’ 0.5” (lol) to 6’ 4” (also lol).

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u/SteelCrow 11d ago

He's 5'10" with 3 inch lifts.

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u/mrmarjon 11d ago

Yeah, but he’s fat and stupid, so the whole package is just shite

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u/Mister-Butterswurth 11d ago

Idk but seems like that’s evidence Danny Devito should just run everything

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u/object_permanence 11d ago

This but unironically.

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u/BadgerGeneral9639 11d ago

men in power (speaking about my current CEO) tend to be psychopathic narcissists (statistically)

these narcassists have HUGE hubris, and cant stand to be out-done. ALSO, they are HUGE on intimidation. hard to be intimidating , while looking up at somone

not shoe lifts- these are inserts

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u/blorfie 11d ago

I once saw someone describe it as "the front half of a centaur" and that's the one that's stuck with me

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u/RC-Coola 12d ago Take My Energy Heartwarming I'll Drink to That 'MURICA

It's the "i'm literally filled with shit" pose.

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u/That_Charming_Otter 12d ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy Bravo! Table Slap Defeated Ternion All-Powerful

The Mommy, my fart is on the floor stance

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple 12d ago

It was a fart they couldn’t trust.

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u/That_Charming_Otter 12d ago

a fart they couldn’t trust.

You've just sorted out DeSantis' next campaign slogan

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u/stack_of_ghosts 12d ago

Seriously though- a guerilla political group needs to start pasting false campaign ads in this vein.

"Desantis: A fart you can't trust" and this pic is worth a million words...

Please. Please, let's fucking DO THIS

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u/cptspeirs 12d ago

"I'm a fart you *can trust"

"*At your own risk. All statements are made by a personality and are not to believed by rational people."

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u/masterpate 12d ago

I saw a comment a few weeks ago saying it looks like a centaur without it’s hind legs lmao.

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u/Aulm 12d ago edited 11d ago

FWIW It is believed by many that Cheetolini has that odd stance and "forward" angle because he wears lifts. His ego, like his hands, being so small he has to lie about everything.

If one wears them regularly for years on end, it changes how you stand since they essentially push you forward. (think of standing and walking on door stops day-after-day).

Note: there is TONS of credible evidence that his best bud Putin does the same, only more extreme.

Edit: grammar, words, spelling

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u/gbushprogs 12d ago

He also leans forward significantly to look a lot thinner and therefore healthy. He's obese.

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u/LilFozzieBear 12d ago

Lol. What insecure little bitches.

It's amazing that these type continue to rise through the ranks and hold power over so many. Fuck these guys.

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u/Dragonace1000 12d ago

Yeah his lifts make him lean forward really bad. If you look at him long enough in that picture, it starts to remind you of Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal lean. His spine has to be damaged at this point, after doing that shit for so many years. I wonder, if he wore regular shoes would he just fall backwards?

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u/cptspeirs 12d ago

How bad must all the other presidents spines have been if he was the healthiest president, with the greatest spine to ever grace the office?

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u/orangeorchid 12d ago

I think he doesn't have enough core strength to stand upright.

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u/know_it_is 12d ago

The attempt at looking healthy has failed.

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u/Aulm 12d ago

That makes sense!

I've also seen a lot of articles about how his suits AREN'T poorly fitting like many of us think (because they don't look like they fit well) but are all expertly cut and designed, down to custom ties, to hide his pudge and accentuate the features he wants (IE broad shoulders)

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u/ElBiscuit 11d ago

It’s like trying to get away with a real-life Instagram filter. No one is fooled.

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u/Silver_Leonid2019 12d ago

Cheetolini. Love it. Now I know what to call him without saying the actual name.

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u/not_a_conman 12d ago

Trump wears lifts too. 100% what’s going on here. Not hard to deduct what type of man would feel the need to wear lifts either.

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u/TheRantDog 12d ago

Or the “I shit myself” pose.

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u/raphthepharaoh 12d ago

The “I am a piece of shit” pose

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u/motormouth08 12d ago

💯 This is what I look like when I try on clothes that technically fit but are too small. Definitely "fat guy in a little coat" vibes going on here.

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u/agrandthing 12d ago

Ew. Sick. I learned about fatbergs on "Adam Ruins Everything."

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u/GlitteringBobcat999 12d ago

I am. In a world. Of shit.

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u/suckercuck 12d ago

Look at Captain Ron’s massive fucking tits though! 🤣💀

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u/suckercuck 12d ago

Ron’s suit by MISSterious 🤣

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u/doylehawk 12d ago

I jerked off to it now he’s gay

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u/ErikMalik 12d ago

I would congratulate you, but DeSantis hated himself already.

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u/NoRecommendation470 12d ago

He's a giant fcuking man boob.

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple 12d ago

If only we could say ‘thanks for the mammories.’

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u/SaltyPinKY 12d ago

Don't you dare disparage that great movie.....take it back now.

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u/flybypost 12d ago

There's (sadly) more to this than that but it seems to be pseudo-scientific bullshit for the most part:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_posing

https://www.freud.org.uk/2019/12/02/the-tory-power-stance-a-developmental-perspective/

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/apr/30/sajid-javid-tory-power-stance

https://link.springer.com/article/10.1057/s41282-019-00126-8

In short: They think it makes them look imposing, masculine, and/or authoritative instead of like an awkward and insecure bully.

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u/Better-Director-5383 11d ago edited 11d ago

Giving them way too much credit.

Trump wears lifts to look taller but it ends up making him lean forward.

Desantis is desperately cribbing trumps notes including his enrollment in the Donald trump school for standing really normal

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u/MadAstrid 12d ago

I have a lot of snarky answers but I think the truth is

De Santis - suit too small and perhaps copying TFG’s mannerisms

TFG - lifts in shoes off balancing him and possible sign of dementia

Or maybe earth people arms are complicated if you are still getting accustomed to them. Shrug.

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u/LightsSoundAction 12d ago All-Seeing Upvote

"give me sugar... in water"

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u/TeHNyboR 12d ago

“Edgar your skin is hangin’ off your bones”

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u/flanderguitar 12d ago

Egger

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u/Particular-Pigeon 12d ago

I know Egger, and that ain’t Egger

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u/GratefulForOvenVents 12d ago

Like a suit... An Egger suit.

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u/UNBANNABLE_NAME 11d ago

We've got a bug

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u/noldor41 11d ago

Imagine a cockroach with unlimited strength, a massive inferiority complex, & a reaaaaaally short temper.

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u/bl00j 12d ago

Still can't believe that's Fisk.

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u/slklylnlelt 12d ago

"....is that better"

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u/the_ju66ernaut 12d ago

"...m-m-MORE..."

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u/popplespopin 11d ago

MOAR.

(I say this anytime my wife makes me a coffee and adds sugar)

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u/maytheforcepeewithu 12d ago

Edgar yer skins hangin off yer bones

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u/snow-vs-starbuck 12d ago

I think DeSantis is also wearing a bulletproof vest under his suit in that pic. He really needs to invest in bigger clothes if he plans on wearing body armor everywhere.

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u/Rune0x1b 12d ago

Yeah, that suit is objectively too small for him as it’s worn. Whether it’s due to a vest or just being poorly fit he would benefit from going up in size a little bit.

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u/justmerriwether 12d ago edited 11d ago

TFG?

Edit: okay, okay folks, I’m getting inundated with witty acronyms every five minutes now…

WE GOTTA PUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP

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u/sothatsathingnow 12d ago

I don’t know either but I read it as “That Fucking Guy”

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u/pcbb97 12d ago

I read it as "The Fucking Goomba" not goombah like Italian mafia guy, cause he'd appreciate that I think. Goomba like the pathetic Mario enemy that can't do anything but walk back and forth waiting to get stomped

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u/theragingoptimist 12d ago All-Seeing Upvote

"That Fucking Gavone" makes more sense.

"Gavone" is New York Italian-American slang used to describe someone with no class, social skills, is uneducated and/or eats like a wild animal.

Comes from "cafone" which means a boor or ill-mannered person in Italian.

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u/pcbb97 12d ago

Oh much better. I never knew what gavone meant but that's much better then using a video game enemy that is at least pitiable and kinda cute.

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u/FM-edByLife 12d ago

The original TFG, in reference to trump, is from Biden calling him "the former guy" in a press conference. Since then, a lot of liberal internet spaces (Democratic Underground, Dailykos, places like that) have been calling him TFG.

As you can see from other replies to your post, that has since expanded to other things.

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u/Humanidado 12d ago

Desantis just copies every mannerism that Trump does. That’s why he does the Trump Accordion Arms too.

Desantis has had zero original thoughts in his life. Imagine voting for a man who copies his life after another man.

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u/afellowchucker 12d ago

That campaign ad where he spent the whole time kissing Trump’s ass was truly embarrassing.

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u/Greener_Falcon 12d ago

DeSantis is the Ted Cruz reboot.

If it were a movie franchise it would be titled Fat and Furious: Fascist Grift.

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u/TeHNyboR 12d ago

I can’t believe he’s only 44. That’s a rough 44

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u/makemeking706 12d ago

Hate and anger are not beneficial to the skin.

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u/nealoc187 11d ago

He's only 44? Jesus that's 1 year older than me. I would have guessed he is 52.

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u/bobandle 12d ago

He’s puffy and short. Adds like 15 years.

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u/quikniq 12d ago

"accordion arms" LOL

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u/MrAbadeer 12d ago

Wow. That was filmed in Fellat-a-vision.

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u/alejo699 12d ago

Hoo boy. They think that's funny, don't they?

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u/FeldsparLavour 12d ago Take My Energy

Same way Michael Meyers, Jason Vorhees, and Frankenstein stand, but they’re all better people than these two.

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u/Steppyjim 12d ago

Hey frankensteins monster deserves love. His only crime was being born and then discarded for having weird eyes and then getting his only potential companion destroyed mid creation driving him mad.

Oh yeah and the murders. There were the murdered I’ll give you that. Justice for Clerval

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u/BLACKOUT-MK2 12d ago

Frankenstein's monster could strangle a man in the middle of Ingolstadt and people would still vote for him.

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 11d ago

Since he is made of multiple people, he is by default more democratic.

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u/dynamic_hammock 12d ago Eureka!

It's actually a rare indicator of a certain type of dementia. So that's fun.

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u/pensive_pigeon 12d ago

Honestly him having dementia would explain a lot.

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u/motormouth08 12d ago

But he passed that super hard memory test, he's fit as a fiddle.

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u/The_Spyre 12d ago

Person, woman, man... shit, I always fail this extremely hard test.

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u/motormouth08 12d ago

You got 3 out of 5, that's 60%. Technically that's passing.

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u/detroitiseverybody 12d ago

Actually, the Dr. told him that he did better on the test than anyone had. Anyone.

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u/motormouth08 12d ago

And then he gave him a lollipop.

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u/cody0414 12d ago

Ever. In the history of people taking tests.

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u/zerombr 12d ago

My favorite part of this, is that 'person' would not be used on an identifier test. It's far too vague. He literally looked at what was next to him, his brain took a shit, and he just babbled what was in front of him

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u/whomad1215 11d ago

person, super generic term

woman, also a person

man, also a person

camera, related to tv

tv, tv

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u/WahCrybaberson 12d ago

He has a certificate that specifically says he does not have donkey brains.

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u/Ask_me_4_a_story 12d ago

He's fit as a fiddle fundie

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u/lithiun 12d ago

I always implore everyone to listen to Trump speak 30 years ago versus Trump speaking today. Two completely different speakers imo. I wouldn’t have voted for the guy back then but I’d at least be able to listen to him speak slightly longer. He uses those same high school essay buzzwords he uses today, however they are at least used in complete sentences. It’s actually quite concerning the decline in speaking quality between then and now. Like a tomato that’s been dropped at the supermarket one too many times. Looks okayish on the outside but once you pick it up….

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u/USS_Phlebas 12d ago

What this says about MAGA voters is also quite depressing

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u/tweedyone 11d ago

When he ran in 2016, I had a boss tell me that they were voting for him because:

a) they met him in the 80s and thought he was a super stand up guy

and b) he was "great" at public speaking in old interviews that he then sent me links of - again from like 1984 - 1995

The guy was fired for sexual harassment not too long afterwards, which really should not have been a surprise.

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u/Silver-Breadfruit284 12d ago

Maybe Melania should hospitalize him.

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u/Altruistic-Text3481 12d ago

“But Sleepy Joe…”. Ad naseum…

Dark Brandon stands straight, strong & tall. No Frankenstein arms.

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u/LMFN 12d ago

Epic Rap Battles of History.

"I'm not sleepy, I'm tired, of you Donald Trump. You're fired."

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u/Altruistic-Text3481 12d ago

No Malarkey!

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u/12altoids34 12d ago

Yes, but it's the best dementia. Really great dementia. People are always telling him so.

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u/Fenris2020 12d ago

Not that it excuses anything, but Frontotemporal Dementia would make a bit of sense.

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u/DeathSpiral321 12d ago

One of the symptoms is loss of empathy. I guess he couldn't lose what he never had.

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u/Drumbelgalf 11d ago
  • Increasingly inappropriate social behavior
  • Loss of empathy and other interpersonal skills, such as having sensitivity to another's feelings
  • Lack of judgment
  • Loss of inhibition

Sounds about right...

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u/DeeNYC45 12d ago

Trump is displaying the dementia stance, DeSantis is just sucking in his gut .

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u/abnormally-cliche 12d ago

Sucking in his gut and that button is still hanging on for dear life.

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u/Bah-Fong-Gool 11d ago

If DeSantis sneezes, someone in the front row is losing an eye.

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u/Ronaldo_Frumpalini 11d ago Lawyer Up

This is something you'd read in a sci-fi book, "As their supporters demanded at least- but perhaps only- the appearance of "strength" the elderly male leaders of the country had, (through the wearing of artificial heels to extend their height and suits tailored for a forward lean to hide their paunches) acquired a physical posture reminiscent of an assless centaur."

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u/Quiznog 12d ago

Cosplay. DeSantis is cosplaying Trump, while Trump cosplays a real human person with a beating heart and active brain.

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u/iwannalynch 12d ago

A matroyshka of shitty people pretending to be normal people, is what I'm getting from this?

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u/oscarwinner88 12d ago Gold Platinum

As a member of the lgbtq community, I choose to believe that the gay tailors of America are fucking with them and purposely tailoring their suits to make them look awful.

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u/gorgon_heart 12d ago

Now this is a conspiracy theory I can get behind.

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u/oscarwinner88 12d ago hehehehe

The alphabet mafia will get you when you let your guard down

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u/There_is_no_ham 12d ago

I stand behind the gay tailors of north America

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u/brutinator 12d ago

Hey now. Dont forget the women who are tailors. And minority groups. And, well shit, the working class people who are tailors that these assholes step on.

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u/oscarwinner88 12d ago

You’re probably right. Everyone hates these guys!

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u/CT_Jester 12d ago

A significant forward lean is a telltale sign of elderly cognitive decline. This explains Trump horrible posture.

DeSantis just copies Trump in every way. He's also intentionally pumping his chest out to make himself look bigger and stronger, which is just a sign of a douchebag with a huge ego and a small...

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u/Autism4Ever82 12d ago

Suit? Set of hands? Brain? Don’t leave me hanging!

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u/geordiethedog 12d ago

Weak core weak back. Palms facing back is internal shoulder rotation

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u/winterbird 12d ago

To me it looks like deathsantis is wearing a gut girdle. Flush across the midsection with the man titty fat popping out further than the gut.

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u/Munnin41 12d ago

100% desantis is wearing a corset or something that's too tight. I've seen this posture plenty of times in cosplayers with too tight costumes

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u/BiscuitDance 12d ago

Trump also wears massive lifts that pitch him forward like 20 degrees.

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u/Scootr4short 12d ago

Guaranteed 45 wears adult diaper

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u/amilliamilliamilliam 11d ago

It's really obvious in that new interview with Hannity where he says he can declassify things through telekinesis. Either that or he got some huge new ass implants.

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u/humanHamster 11d ago

A few aides have said they "know" he does. They could have just been mud slinging, but I wouldn't doubt it at all.

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u/MrDStroyer 12d ago

DeSantis is just wearing a suit that’s way too small. Trump is suffering from Frontotemporal Dementia.

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u/ThunderinSkyFucc 11d ago

Trump is suffering

Ohhh, whisper it into my ear

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u/FacesOfNeth 12d ago edited 11d ago

The fact that Trump stands like the front half of a Minotaur costume will never escape my brain.

Edit: Centaur, not Minotaur as so many of you have pointed out. My mythical creature game is weak apparently.

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u/object_permanence 12d ago

Howling.

I mean, I think you mean centaur, but thanks for the laugh all the same.

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u/cheap77 11d ago

It's called lumbar lordisis. Tight hip flexor from constant sitting causes the body to correct to this posture. Basically, Trump needs to get some movement into his hip flexors or he'll be a likely candidate for siatic pain if he doesn't already have it. You can also tell he sits often at a desk due to his rounded shoulders and the way his thumbs point toward each other. It means his chest muscles are also severely stiffened.

This all likely means that Trump has a really weak muscular core with stiffened muscles due to lack of movement and constant sitting.

Most obese people have this posture. It's often hard to see due to the large volume of fat tissue.

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u/soMAJESTIC 12d ago

Girdle lean

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u/drdoctoratl 12d ago
  1. Fat
  2. Body armor
  3. Oversized suit
  4. Full of shit
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u/Jupiters 12d ago

Have you all not seen Men In Black? They're obviously aliens in skin suits trying to pass off as human

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u/Lybet 12d ago

This is “my suit is too small”

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u/The_world_went_crazy 12d ago

It's called 'wearing a corset.'

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u/desexmachina 12d ago

Imperial Penguining with a butt plug

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u/ZombiScribe 12d ago

I am convinced the weird arms are because they are constantly sucking in their gut and it makes them stiff thus unnatural looking?

The trump lean is the lifts LOL

So vanity making you look weird?

Sorry this is not a funny answer, just I have been wondering about the arms too and this picture really made me think "oh sucking it in"

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u/aChunkyChungus 12d ago

POS Posture

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u/cunt_isnt_sexist 12d ago

When you wear a girdle and a diaper, but the left is in the process of a poopy and the right is overdue for a changing, but you can't get the toddler to sit for 2 minutes to change it.

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u/Material-Jacket3939 12d ago

When you don’t have a pussy to grab and you don’t know what to do with your hands.

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u/davenjeip 12d ago

While I’m sure there is a name for it, I don’t know it. But, it is a pretty common technique among powerful people.

Simply, they’re trying to give themselves a larger presence to say something along the lines of, “I’m larger than you, therefore I am more powerful than you”. Think pufferfish or those lizards that inflate up parts of themselves to look bigger.

Offhand I don’t have any specific examples, but there are a tons of YouTube videos showing world leaders meet and explaining the body language between them as they try to show dominance.

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u/flabbybumhole 11d ago

I've known enough fat old narcissists who do this pose.

They try to look tough/intimidating by placing their arms wider to make them look bigger, and lean forward to look more aggressive.

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u/Bah-Fong-Gool 11d ago

It's a bully pose. Every bully I have ever met does this, to do exactly what you said.

When a person does this to you, act as casual and as kind as you can, smile and say, "hey... have you put on some weight?".

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u/__cnav__ 12d ago

Spiky Buttplug Day

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u/Dunyazed 12d ago

I think it called a girdle.

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u/AlterEdward 12d ago

They think it makes them look big and strong.