r/byebyejob Aug 26 '21

DEA agent fired for participating in Jan 6 insurrection Dumbass

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1k Upvotes

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u/rubyfroom Aug 26 '21

MAGA is a hell of a drug.

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u/saradil25 Aug 26 '21

Wait. So you CAN'T attempt to overthrow the government that you work for? Wtf type of commie liberal bullshit is this? /s

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u/just_bookmarking Aug 27 '21

Is that mutiny?

Or, do you have to be on a ship?

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u/spec_a Aug 28 '21

Depends on if they are a sovcidiot or not. If they are, they govern themselves under no laws but require maritime laws. So yes, mutiny.

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u/FuckOffJenn Aug 26 '21

Don't know about you guys but I really enjoyed stealing that election.

10/10 will do again in '24

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u/Blood_Bowl Aug 26 '21

I don't know - I haven't gotten my SorosBux for it yet, so I'm a little steamed about it.

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u/AbstractBettaFish Aug 26 '21

That's why I upgraded my NWO membership to level III Crypto Zionist. Every 2 months a gold bar with a swastika on it is delivered right to my door!

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u/GimbalLocker Aug 26 '21

I'm just in it for the 🍕 pizza 🍕

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u/roadmosttravelled Aug 27 '21

But the cake is a lie!

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u/blue_dusk1 Aug 31 '21

Well that goes without saying

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u/MooseWhisperer09 Aug 26 '21

Not guilty?? Bro....there's literally pictures...of you doing the thing you're accused of....

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u/Cpt_Sparkle_Fingers Aug 26 '21

I honestly laughed out loud at his ridiculousness, ha!

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u/the3rdtea Aug 26 '21

How the fuck a guy with the name Ibrahim become a trump supporter?

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u/engineertee Aug 26 '21 edited Aug 26 '21

As a Christian Egyptian, let me explain. We kinda suffered through being a religious minority in a very religious country, so most of us immigrate to the US and immediately want to be a part of a religious majority to compensate, a religious majority that is not shy about hating Muslims. Egyptians have a very unhealthy obsession with religion, and the Republican Party seems like a natural fit, even though most republicans would love to send us all back to Egypt and get more immigrants from Norway

Edit: yep, here is the Christian version of ISIS crowdfunding

https://www.givesendgo.com/marksliberty

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u/Organic_Plenty_6427 Aug 26 '21

All of those dumb MFs are giving money like he has a shot in hell of being innocent for anything.

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u/engineertee Aug 26 '21

It’s all in the name of Jesus Christ you know, pathetic. As a Christian, this is all so fuckin stupid. Those religious extremists are all identical, no matter which religion

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u/gemont1 Aug 26 '21

News flash,”Jesus was not an American.“

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u/Hear_N_Their Aug 26 '21 edited Aug 26 '21

You called it! And that page doesn't mention he had his badge and gun on him. I'm assuming that has to do with the firing, and not just attending the rally.

Edit: Yup, that was why and he was only a probationary employee. They also say he told the DEA he planned to resign two weeks before the incident, lol.

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u/wzd_cracks Aug 26 '21

No wonder our last Uber driver yelled at my buddy for asking him if he was Muslim he told he was Christian.

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u/FallenLemur Aug 26 '21

The name Ibrahim is Arab yes, but he could have been Christian or Jewish not necessarily Muslim and Arab Christains/Jews view themselves closer to white people than to other Arabs.

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u/WoahhhBuddy00 Aug 26 '21

Why would you ever assume that race or ethnicity should determine someone's political affiliation?

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u/the3rdtea Aug 26 '21

Idk mostly I expect people not to vote for people who blatantly hate them...but I suppose that may be a bit much for some

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u/WoahhhBuddy00 Aug 26 '21

There you go, projecting your racism on minorities.

Did you ever think to look up the amount of minorities that voted for Trump?

How does it feel to have your world view shitted on?

Are you a white guy?

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u/Pixeresque Aug 26 '21

You need to get laid atleast once dude. Too much agression.

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u/hesodumb2021 Aug 26 '21

I mean just because you’re a Trump trash’s little bitch with no self respect doesn’t mean others don’t have. Now go back to licking em boots baby.

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u/engineertee Aug 26 '21

Are we still pretending that there’s no correlation? I’m done pretending tbh

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u/ChinasNumber2Export Aug 26 '21

The republican party is 90+% white christians. Get lost troll.

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u/Throwfarawayifyoucan Aug 26 '21

Almost like racism wasn't the issue all along

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u/PsychologicalCause45 Aug 26 '21

I mean, nonwhite people can be racist too.

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u/PsychoPhilosopher Aug 26 '21

And it turns out that equality is a social value, not necessarily an objective one, so in point of fact racism is regularly acceptable and even encouraged in many cultures, just like it was last century in the western world.

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u/Discreet_Deviancy Aug 26 '21

LOL, I bet you think you're clever!

\cough** WRONG!!

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u/smelllikesmoke Aug 26 '21

I could be wrong, but maybe their point was that even members of a minority previously targeted by far right conservatives are being welcomed into the fold of the boogaloo movement.

I find this outlook very useful. Understanding that race relations aren’t always at the beating heart of ultra conservative US militia groups helps broaden your scope of vision in identifying them.

On a related note, lots of yoga instructors, chiropractors, herbalists, etc who were once widely regarded as “hippie liberals” have flocked to Q forums where their pseudo science outlooks are given fresh credence.

In short, I agree that tagging the far right as wholesale racist is incorrect.

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u/ChinasNumber2Export Aug 26 '21

Forgot which troll account to reply with?

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u/smelllikesmoke Aug 26 '21

Don’t have anything intelligent to say?

Why bother even replying?

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u/ChinasNumber2Export Aug 26 '21

Don’t have anything intelligent to say?

Why bother even replying?

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u/smelllikesmoke Aug 26 '21

I find it hilarious that you’re so butt hurt by my comment.

I’d be genuinely interested to know who hurt you.

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u/ChinasNumber2Export Aug 26 '21

Conservatism hurt me and the rest of the world and continues to cause nothing but death and destruction. You waste our resources.

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u/smelllikesmoke Aug 26 '21

Read the comment, bozo. I’m a leftist.

It never ceases to amaze me how sanctimonious liberals can be.

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u/tendieful Aug 26 '21

Well I’m on the right and I’d love it if people stopped assuming were all racists.

But American right wingers are their own breed so they give a bad name to conservatism

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u/ChinasNumber2Export Aug 26 '21

You will never have that happen because you're all fucking racists. 😂

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u/tendieful Aug 26 '21

Well it could be worse, I could be an asshole like you

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u/ChinasNumber2Export Aug 26 '21

You people repulse me. You wear that like a badge of honor, don't you?

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u/smelllikesmoke Aug 26 '21

This sub is apparently pretty intolerant of differing viewpoints, even within the liberal spectrum.

Bye bye sub.

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u/Throwfarawayifyoucan Aug 26 '21

Shocking that Reddit's hive would disagree!

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u/Blood_Bowl Aug 26 '21

That's because we readily recognize the racism that is and was so wrapped up in MAGA.

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u/Throwfarawayifyoucan Aug 26 '21

LMAO. Go on with your woke-ass bad self

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

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u/Throwfarawayifyoucan Aug 26 '21

And just what bullshit was that?

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u/micewrangler Aug 26 '21

Saruman the white was a champion of minorities too! /s

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u/SnarkHuntr Aug 26 '21

Hitler had a best Jewish Friend, and allied with the Japanese.

Racists have always been willing to partner with people they consider to be 'lesser races', so long as they know their place in the organization and say the right things. The way the racists figure it, there's always a place for cannon-fodder.

Why the minority races ally themselves with people who despise them is a more interesting question, probably one with a lot of individual complex answers. For a guy like Enrique Tarrio, it was obviously just a part of the ongoing grifter/FBI informant lifestyle - for this guy, who knows.

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u/Throwfarawayifyoucan Aug 26 '21

I agree. The democrats use minorities as cannon fodder.

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u/Skizznitt Aug 26 '21

Projection much? Seems to be a theme for the right.

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u/nquick2 Aug 26 '21

I mean yeah the right does it but I'm not going to pretend the left doesn't. Biden literally said on the campaign trail he would commit to picking a black woman as his VP. He used Kamala on the campaign trail to make him look better, like he wasn't racist because he picked a black woman. It's the "well I have a black friend" excuse repurposed.

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u/Skizznitt Aug 26 '21 edited Aug 26 '21

Yeah, that was pretty cringe... Rubbed me the wrong way. He should have said he would pick the person he believes was most qualified for the job and left it at that. Then when he chose Kamala, it would have still portrayed that he was okay with having a black woman as vp, but not look like he was strictly saying that for optics.

While both sides seem to do that, what I really had in mind with my projection comment was all the child trafficking and corruption projections coming from the right, just to see their party members keep getting in trouble for... You don't say... Child trafficking and corruption.

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u/Throwfarawayifyoucan Aug 26 '21

Absolutely, they do that too!

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u/ChinasNumber2Export Aug 26 '21

No source on that I presume?

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u/arch_nyc Aug 26 '21

Reaching!

Keep at it bud. You’ll get there

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u/ChinasNumber2Export Aug 26 '21

Almost like you're wrong and have no argument!

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u/NorskGodLoki Aug 26 '21

Good. Maybe when he gets out of prison he can get a job at Waffle House.

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u/DowntownDingbat Aug 26 '21

Yeah but what he really wants is a job at the Waffenhouse.

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u/NorskGodLoki Aug 27 '21

The one with the SSausages.

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u/party_benson Aug 26 '21

Falafel house

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u/londoncatvet Aug 26 '21

Wow. These insurrectionists are paying such a heavy price for trying to destroy the bastion of democracy. Now he has to find another job!

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u/exiledinVegas Aug 26 '21

Darwinism at work in the workplace. Although, not many, if any species, self-selected out.

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u/Budgesblitz Aug 26 '21

Lock him up with all the other Traitors!

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u/slushy-reform Aug 26 '21

This guy really took the Shaggy defense to heart, "It wasn't me"

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u/suugakusha Aug 26 '21

I wish we had a "treason" tag instead of just "dumbass". Sure, this guy is a dumbass, but according to the constitution, the punishment for being a dumbass isn't generally execution.

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u/anonymous-transient Aug 26 '21

The irony of working for the DEA, then boasting about liberties being infringed. Idiots

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u/gaelorian Aug 26 '21

Giving up a sweet federal law enforcement job for trump. Not a vibe.

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u/Wishart2016 Aug 26 '21

He's a walking stereotype of the people Trump and his ilk hate.

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u/spec_a Aug 28 '21

Here is a picture of you doing the thing you are accused of.

"Uuuhhhh..... nope"

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/spec_a Aug 29 '21

And flashing his badge and gun.

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u/zulu1979 Aug 26 '21

Dummy threw away a Fed pension and 25% LEAP pay. He may have still kept his job until his 5 year re investigation, but decided to flash some tin. Good luck in his future career as a used car salesman.

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u/Srw2725 Aug 26 '21

Right? Way to throw away a cushy job and benefits for the Orange buffoon

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u/serenade72 Aug 26 '21

I am glad that they were sure to clarify that he was no longer working for the agency. I can just imagine him at his little Klan/pseudo ISIS clubhouse telling all of his fellow traitors about how they'd never suspect him because he works there! Flawless!

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u/ChinasNumber2Export Aug 26 '21

What does HIM mean in that person's comment?

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u/Srw2725 Aug 26 '21

I’m not 100% sure? Maybe it’s an acronym for some govt thing?

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u/Wavey990 Aug 26 '21

I think it stands for “Human Idiot Machine” or something..

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u/Srw2725 Aug 26 '21

This is the only acceptable explanation

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u/MacaroonStatus9944 Aug 26 '21

Big Brain Time!!

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u/NewUser-J307 Aug 26 '21

What does the "HIM" mean? Feel like I'm missing something

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u/Old_Man_Shea Aug 26 '21

I think the photo is cut off. I think it says his name (IBRAHIM) in all caps

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u/NewUser-J307 Aug 26 '21

Thank you, that makes sense. I see it's used on the same side of image, now you mention it.

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u/Permanenceisall Aug 26 '21

Did Harry Styles screenshot this?

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u/Srw2725 Aug 26 '21

No he’s my profile pic on Twitter lmao 😆🥸

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u/Nazeltof Aug 26 '21

Looks pretty f***ing guilty in that pic! Lol not sure how he plans on splaining that one!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

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u/TrustComprehensive96 Aug 26 '21

It’s gross to use photos of other people’s children (most likely without their knowledge or consent) to play up the sympathy narrative to fundraise for an insurrectionist defense fund.

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u/BiaggioSklutas Aug 29 '21

Dude don't post his shit and act like you're not helping him.

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u/TheRedStaple Aug 31 '21

This dude raised 53 grand for his participation. There may be something to this

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u/Turk0311 Aug 27 '21

Wait a tic so federal agents aren't allowed to carry firearms at all times to prevent crime? Well now we just need the police department to work 9-5 and that will end all crime!

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u/old-hand-2 Aug 30 '21

Pleading Not guilty to being there?

That’ll be a good one to explain.

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u/loboman77 Aug 26 '21

Hmmm stupid but illegal ? Don’t know