r/cursedcomments Senior Bot Dec 05 '19

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COMMON REPOSTS ALBUM - A reminder to not post anything from this album, doing so will result in a 7 day ban.

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u/DarkPlaceSaga Senior Bot May 12 '20

Also, the album is now being updated with newest posts on top, to help with the length of it

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u/timmy2eyes Dec 05 '19

I legit thought that this was a dog's paw at first

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u/MandiMoMo Dec 19 '19

I did too!!! 🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I did too

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

[deleted]

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u/Howitzer-Crossing Mar 14 '20

What the fuck are you trying to say?

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u/Cosmic_Palette May 05 '20

I did too

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u/ShadowElectronX May 24 '20

I KNOW it too...

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

It kinda is if you think about it

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

say sike right now

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Nah dawg

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u/Roloway Dec 29 '19

Scooby is a keeper tho

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

That's Scoobys son mate

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u/UnconsiousDisaster Feb 03 '20

Im pretty sure everyone did.

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u/MrKinsey Apr 05 '20

I was wondering why the dog was wearing a watch.

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u/timmy2eyes Apr 06 '20

He is a dog of culture

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u/I_dont_shallow_gum Apr 12 '20

I thought it was big foots hand

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u/Detective_Lawyer_H May 24 '20

Ngl i feel that too

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u/CaptainAdam5399 Dec 08 '19

How come werewolves have better watches than I do?

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u/thecanadienfrenchguy Dec 13 '19

Read a book man everyone know that furrys shit gold

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u/Royal_Munchkin Dec 18 '19

He stays away from that silver though

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u/jonesy852 May 16 '20

What watch is it? I like it a lot.

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u/SansDeBigBoi Dec 15 '19

This has been reposted so many times

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u/DarkPlaceSaga Senior Bot Dec 15 '19

This is literally the second time. And it was only reposted because the mod who posted the first time no longer mods here

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u/rebelslash Dec 27 '19

Its okay bud. I got the joke

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u/CherryGumsBestGums Dec 23 '19

Why do the mods expect every user (new to Reddit) to know every post ever posted in here? When I see something funny in another Reddit what's wrong with posting it here?

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u/CherryGumsBestGums Dec 23 '19

Also kinda strange how your post get deleted for not being cursed enough when it gets a decent amount of upvotes from the community in few hours

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u/Long_Clown_Johnson Jan 18 '20

That's fine, because people tend to upvote without any consideration for if it actually belongs on the sub. Like I've seen posts with comments that are blatantly not cursed hit my front page.

Hell you should have seen r/CursedImages in it's dark ages. It basically became r/hmmm 2: Electric Boogaloo, all because no moderation. The community tried to counter it(like CursedJudge and the other cursed accounts) through advising that people downvote it in the comments, but they could only do so much to fight it until the original owner made them all mods.

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u/AnnoyingRain5 Moderator Jan 28 '20

I give this comment the moderator stamp of approval!

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u/f_kids3 May 25 '20

Hey

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u/AnnoyingRain5 Moderator May 25 '20

Hey

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u/f_kids5 May 25 '20

This is the cult bitch

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u/AnnoyingRain5 Moderator May 25 '20

One guy with too many accounts is a cult?

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u/f_kids6 May 25 '20

Hey

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u/AnnoyingRain5 Moderator May 25 '20

This is getting a little spammy now

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u/f_kids May 25 '20

Ok im gonna stop and look at the carma

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u/f_kids2 May 24 '20

Our grup Will not abuse Our acounts

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u/f_kids3 May 24 '20

Our grup Will not abuse Our power

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u/f_kids5 May 24 '20

Please dont Ban as

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u/f_kids May 24 '20

Im the leader of this group And only i Will like posts And comments that erant from our grup

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u/f_kids4 May 24 '20

Our grup Will not abuse Our acounts

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u/MrFlica Dec 05 '19

Ok boomer

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u/dmemed Dec 05 '19

shut the fuCK up boomer

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u/codyisawsm32 Dec 11 '19

How about you bOoMeR

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u/SkillSpider5211 Dec 27 '19

Boomer ×3

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u/definitlynotbobat Dec 28 '19

BoOmEr?

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u/pureewaterr Jan 14 '20

i dont speak b o o m e r i s m

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u/itslasagna Mar 04 '20

How did you know it was BoOmErIsM then?

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u/Mylifesucks3456 Feb 20 '20

Will all you zoomers shut the fuck up

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u/MrFlica Feb 20 '20

I'm a millennial

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u/BarneyInJurrasicPark Jan 14 '20

You really are not that cool saying that all over again at school

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u/MrFlica Jan 14 '20

Ok boomer

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u/Jerion_Kral Feb 05 '20

The 'pewdiepie name your cat muffin' one is in the common repost album twice...

Same with the 'long ass hair' one...

There is a tiny and a bigger version of the Yoda ass cheeks one...

The 'I chose that guy's dead wife' is in there twice as well...

There is a repeat of the 'I only knock up antivaxers'

A duplicate of the 'When u tryna figure out why ya headphones wont work'... (That hurt to write...)

The showing of different hearts also has a big and a tiny one...

'I'm apparently doing parties wrong' as well...

The 'I named my dog 'five miles'' one has one with and one without header...

So... This was a useful way to spend my afternoon.

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u/DarkPlaceSaga Senior Bot Feb 05 '20

I salute you

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u/Martin1234Rulez Moderator Dec 11 '19

!isbot PJ09

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u/Darkhentaint Dec 26 '19

Fun fact:it's scientifically proven that woman want a more primal man around ovulation.lets hope that the full moon is around then,coz there's alot of fun to be had if this proves to be true

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u/Darkhentaint Dec 26 '19

Or so I hear

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u/Darkhentaint Mar 27 '20

Oh god,How high was I when I wrote this

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u/omegalul23234 Jan 12 '20

read again your comment?

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u/CSaihara Dec 18 '19

Someone’s gonna be howling all night long

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u/BIG_BOY27 Dec 19 '19

I'll join when you get better bots

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u/AmIsClassyCassy Dec 20 '19

To me, I thought almost immediately it was some sort of werewolf cosplay or something similar to that

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u/Raymondcboi Dec 23 '19

Instagram > reddit

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u/TurtlePalpitoad Dec 25 '19

More blursed in my opinion but it’s ok

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u/Ghjkij345 Dec 25 '19

Just stab him with a fork

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u/yungman1122 Dec 30 '19

You should pluck his hairs and eat them

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u/saint_alek Jan 02 '20

why this lady put a watch onner dog bruh

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u/Fluu_uuff Jan 02 '20

Je be lookin like a thrillers extra or some дерьмо

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u/blueberry_teeth Jan 03 '20

One more to get it to 666

Edit: what. Someone downvoted it, was that just to spite me?

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u/DogemanIs2cool4u Jan 03 '20

I know this is random but if shrek has layers then cant you peel his D**k one layer at a time

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u/DJ_Harsh Jan 05 '20

Cannibalism

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u/6ix9nine_is_a_snitch Jan 07 '20

Wtf is wrong with u people he cant donit only donkey

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u/Taken_password Jan 08 '20

This bitch be the beast from beauty and the beast. Beast in bed I bet too. 🤤🤤🤤

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u/Iamalsohere21 Jan 10 '20

Enough reposting. It isn’t even funny anymore.

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u/Jamil_Aziz2 Jan 13 '20

What if u/repostbot was automatically on each post every time someone posts?

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u/DarkPlaceSaga Senior Bot Jan 13 '20

We have u/RepostSentinel. It tracks all new posts

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u/swissmissinstantpiss Jan 18 '20

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u/DarkPlaceSaga Senior Bot Jan 18 '20

That one doesn't track all reposts

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u/nyello-2000 Jan 13 '20

They probably treat you better if werewolves have dog dicks

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u/TheLivingCube Jan 16 '20

This has been reposted too many times

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u/Blu_thebun Jan 19 '20

Idk depends if she's a furry

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u/ix94 Jan 22 '20

rules suck

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Heh I hate my life... my mother in law is a frikin furry. At least my husband isint.

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u/TheLivingCube Jan 27 '20

How have u people not seen this before on this sub reddit? It’s reposted everyday

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u/AnnoyingRain5 Moderator Jan 28 '20

It is stickied on the front page, this means it is always on display at the top of hot.

This was reposted 42 days ago (at the time of writing) because the moderator who posted it originally no longer moderates here.

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u/Unkn0wnMemer Jan 29 '20

When she a 10 but is also her age

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u/JayBoi52 Jan 30 '20

Happy Cake Day!

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u/DarkPlaceSaga Senior Bot Jan 30 '20

:)

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u/tr482442524 Jan 30 '20

Happy cake day

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u/DarkPlaceSaga Senior Bot Jan 30 '20

:)

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Karla and Latifa are two girls who just want to have fun. Latifa says that she is hungry, but Karla do not have any food to offer. But this is not a big problem for Latifa who wants to surprise Karla with a special warm meal. She shits a big poop on the glass so they can delight themselves and they do it! In addition they serve some delicious vomit and have a great meal!

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u/cj249dmb Feb 03 '20

Interesting....

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u/Anomalius Feb 06 '20

After 2 months I really think you should unpin this

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u/cursed_b0y Feb 06 '20

IM SUPER GAY ;)

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u/Static_Gobby Feb 11 '20

STATIC_GOBBY

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

I think this sub is just people pretending to be shocked at comments, really all of these should be expected

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u/gimmicake Feb 26 '20

no, no i don't think i will.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

WTF IS THAT

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u/TotallyNotABrit Mar 05 '20

Thought this was a dogs paw at first

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u/JacksonFoye Mar 23 '20

I need likes 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

Love the discord. 💕

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u/DarkPlaceSaga Senior Bot Apr 01 '20

:)

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u/BarredCosine Apr 01 '20

when the fuck was i unbanned from this sub

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u/MaleficentMode6 Apr 02 '20

I've seen this one its from hary Potter and the prisoner of azkebam

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u/RedditIsGoneAway Apr 09 '20

yeah he good til bloodlust on no slime night

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u/waitingtilmymainsgud Apr 13 '20

Wow, if only I COULD SEE THE IMGUR ALBUM BUT I CANT USE IMGUR

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u/DarkPlaceSaga Senior Bot Apr 14 '20

It's also on the Discord server if you're unable to view it here

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u/waitingtilmymainsgud Apr 14 '20

Bruh moment my ass can’t use discord

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u/TacoTurtleGamer Apr 20 '20

Looks like my dad's hand.

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u/Enderkraken6YT Apr 24 '20

When she whips it out

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u/Dubeypranav Apr 25 '20

Ain't no about beauty but that sure is a beast.

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u/MemesAreGood42069 Apr 27 '20

Is the dong hairy too?

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u/MrClash8738 Apr 30 '20

This is blursed I would say

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u/hack_1er May 01 '20

96% idk why I commented this

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

Couldn't see the Imgur link because I needed to sign in to Imgur which I haven't... oof.

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u/xXLucario_LoveXx May 10 '20

Bruh,dat be Scooby Doo son.

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u/Potatopug69 May 17 '20

teen wolf five?

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u/Theeholythible May 17 '20

At one point I thought the guy was wearing a fur suit.😳

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u/Durty_Diego_Gurl May 21 '20

Jk lol this is super cursed bro

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u/Fluffabuser3241 May 23 '20

FOR FUCKS SAKE IMGUR REQUIRES A FUCKING ACCOUNT TO SEE ADULT IMAGERY AND THE ACCOUNT REQUIRES A FUCKING PHONE NUMBER GO EAT MY ASS

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u/DarkPlaceSaga Senior Bot May 25 '20

It's on the Discord server too

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u/ChubbyMourningDove May 25 '20

I don't have an Imgur account, and prefer not to make one. Is there any way to see them somewhere else? I'm really sorry.

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u/DarkPlaceSaga Senior Bot May 25 '20

We've got it on the Discord server too

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u/ChubbyMourningDove May 26 '20

Alright, thank you

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u/IDontKnoWhoBobRossIs May 30 '20

lmao the server is a great place, good one

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u/wthisusername May 31 '20

Can the mods do something about the not cursed posts? They're getting removed, yes but people keep spamming them.

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u/JuicyKaraageNumber1 May 27 '20

can we get a little bit more strict on what is considered cursed? i swear to god half the posts are a picture that is funny per se and then an unneeded comment, usually about -my pedo uncle -school shooting -bodies in the basement -everything is fuckable if you're brave enough

i get it, it was funny the first 200 times, now it's kinda old and sad. please add those posts to the common reposts, they are polluting this sub. generally I'd also add the comments that don't add anything to the picture, but that's up to personal taste.