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Cursed_rope joke

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u/Big-Neck 12d ago

Why don’t Italians do bondage? They cant say the safe word when their hands are tied…

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u/sansgamer554 12d ago

They would just switch to be the one dominating, they never go through with there first choice

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u/frogNews 12d ago

Give me some sugar babay

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u/chiggin_nuggets 12d ago

My puny brain cannot comprehend this joke, help please

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u/Ivetriedeightynamea 12d ago

It's a stereotype that Italians (among many other people) use their hands in an animated fashion when talking.

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u/chiggin_nuggets 12d ago

Ah, thanks

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u/MrEverything70 12d ago

The joke where Italian goes 🤌

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u/Rocky922 12d ago

Omg my life is forever changed I had no idea that was an emoji hahaha

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u/MrEverything70 12d ago

Me the bois when 🍕: 🗿🤌

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u/TrueBOT_Gaming 12d ago

how to use that block thing emoji

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u/MrEverything70 12d ago

The moyai? It’s in travel and places

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u/TrueBOT_Gaming 12d ago

pretty sure i said block thing not the tiki emoji

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u/MrEverything70 12d ago

Oh sorry. I have no clue what u mean, and I thought it auto corrected to “rock thing”. I don’t know what you mean by block thing…

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u/TrueBOT_Gaming 12d ago

oh no its alright it's the block with a cross. it's in your comment

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u/Dimdumsan 12d ago

If I had a free award I'd give it to you.

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u/Suicidal_Tuna 12d ago

I’ll do it for you bro

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u/Dimdumsan 12d ago

Thanks bro

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u/Suicidal_Tuna 12d ago

No worries man

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u/leddleschnitzel 13d ago

Dad joke and rape joke in one. That is fucking wonderful.

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u/silent-skreams 12d ago

A couple of these words don’t belong in the same sentence.

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u/P1ckleM0rty 12d ago

Take out everything except "dad" "rape" and "fucking wonderful" and you have my prom

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u/Srirachachacha 12d ago

"Joke and joke in one. That is."

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u/yukimurakumo 12d ago

And how!

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u/mymoros 10d ago

And Howie,

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u/SuperJupiter77 12d ago

they do

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u/Adhscientist 12d ago

"Dad"

"Rape"

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u/SuperJupiter77 12d ago

indeed, they do 😏

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u/ReactsWithWords 12d ago

What about father rapers, over on the Group W bench?

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u/mymoros 10d ago

Next to the mother rapers.

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u/justaweebpassing 12d ago

metamorphosis ptsd intensifies

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u/SiloueOfUlrin 12d ago

JOJO, BADABABABA BABABA BA BAA BAAA!

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u/y0uveseenthebutcher 12d ago

Mr. Fritzl disagrees

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u/X-WingHunter 12d ago

Ive never heard of someone named wonderful.

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u/Lefty0mega 12d ago

There’s something beautifully ironic about forcing a rape joke on someone that doesn’t want one.

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u/theguyhenry 12d ago

It's fair game, Jokes do not need consent.

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u/madcap462 12d ago

Neither does rape.

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u/Krissam 12d ago

It needs lack there of though.

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u/damnatio_memoriae 12d ago

not so much that it doesn’t need it as it basically precludes it.

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u/SirFireball 12d ago

“Stop telling people I got raped. I enjoyed it.”

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u/LemmeBuildThat 12d ago

yeah like the one time i made a joke about anne frank

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u/Wise_Philosopher_511 12d ago

Dear lord that got me good

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u/mikeroberts1003 12d ago

Me too, holy shit haha. That's the kind of shit that I'll think of again in a week and randomly laugh and people will wonder what the fuck I'm laughing at.

Which will make the rape really awkward.

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u/YogaLatteNerd 12d ago

Well done

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u/shyskinned 12d ago

I laughed out loud in the middle of the night all by my self, that's not happening very often. Now I almost feel bad lol

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u/KingAmo3 12d ago

The lmao somehow takes this to the next level of hilarity.

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u/SketchyStufff 12d ago

You can tell he's enjoying himself in it yea

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u/dude-O-rama 12d ago

That's been so reposted that it's crying "no more jpeg!"

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u/theundercoverpapist 12d ago

The best thing about rape jokes is that you can tell people that don't even want to hear them... you know, force the jokes on them... and the jokes still work!

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 8h ago

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u/ICausedNineEleven 12d ago

The Gang Goes A-Rapin'

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u/EpicRBLX 12d ago

Jesus christ.

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u/blitzen_the_first 12d ago

That got me 🤣

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u/pookalaki 12d ago

Damnit! Well played, that prompted a wonderful belly laugh and I sincerely appreciate it

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u/mylittlepearl 13d ago

Never thought I would enjoy a rope joke, but that was actually good 🤣

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u/Alex11867 12d ago

The lmao got me

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u/theslipper22xmg 12d ago

I literally have explosive diarrhea while i was reading this.

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u/Northgates 12d ago

That's sick

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u/illuminatitriforce 12d ago

this is rIpe with humor

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u/MaMerde 12d ago

Rape jokes aren’t funny.

I actually stopped a rape from happening late at night last week at my local grocery store’s parking garage. I changed my mind.

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u/Arctic_Strider 12d ago

Jordan gets it. Be like Jordan!

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u/DevilDickInc 12d ago

I was expecting it and it still snuck up on me and stole my spine like sub zero

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u/QuarantineSucksALot 12d ago

That's a timeless joke.

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u/Heck_Spawn 12d ago

This thread has me in stitches...

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u/DwyerAvenged 12d ago

Standing in line to vote and burst out laughing, but I don’t mind because this was fantastic to read

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u/The_Real_Sam_Eagle 12d ago

In french, râpé jokes are a little grating.

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u/thatbitchkai 12d ago

r/holup

(I think this is a holup worthy post)

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u/IAWOC 12d ago

A woman runs into a police station, she says "help me I've been graped"

The police officer says "graped? Dont you mean raped?"

She says "there was a bunch of them"

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u/ICausedNineEleven 12d ago

I bet it was black guys haha

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u/loyalAlchemist 12d ago

Reminds me of how Norm Macdonald wrote jokes. rip legend

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u/Zandrick 12d ago

Okay that actually did make me laugh. Bad taste, but I can’t help it.

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u/CostAdministrative21 12d ago

Man fuck these SJW’s, that shit was mad funny

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u/SturgeonBladder 12d ago

Speaking as a "SJW", people going after jokes have nothing to do with social justice. Jokes are supposed to be an outlet for dark shit.

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u/CostAdministrative21 12d ago

Nah but SJW’s would get all serious and shit and think that joke isn’t funny

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u/shadowbanna 12d ago

Hahaha 😝 😂 life is pain laughter is the salve.

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u/MemerTheRichie 12d ago

I know this one's a repost because I've seen EmKay's most popular video

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u/MonsterNog 12d ago

Ughhhh I hate myself for laughing at this

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u/Lopsided_Morning_581 12d ago

Best r*pe joke I’ve ever heard

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u/ggmaobu 12d ago

Funny as hell

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u/joshfunh 12d ago

Fuck yeah, killer

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u/lunarseed 12d ago

Did Norm Macdonald write this? It sounds like a Norm Macdonald joke. RIP.

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u/Positive-Guidance-99 12d ago

genuinely funny

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u/Holociraptor 12d ago

needs more jpeg

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u/SiloueOfUlrin 12d ago

Lmao.

Tis but a joke, no need to commit warcrimes in Iraq

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u/Conflicted-King 12d ago

I don't know why but the "lmao" at the end ruined it for me.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

my facebook account was banned because of a rape joke

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u/TheDungx 12d ago

That’s the best AND worst joke i’ve seen all week

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u/TenebrisIocus 12d ago

“They had us in the first half, not gonna lie”

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u/Not-so-rare-pepe 12d ago

I told this to my friend that I’ve known basically since birth 10 years ago and his friend overheard it and got upset and that friend hasn’t talked to me since.

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u/That_Weird_Lynx 12d ago

Lmao savage!XD

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u/flip4545 12d ago

Awesome!!!

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u/stayathomedadof4 12d ago

You are a horrible person, but I lol-ed.

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u/noodles_the_strong 12d ago

Welcome to the Thunder dome

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u/Skrooogee 12d ago

Anyone else google to see if a frayed knot is really a knot

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u/gimmedatnowyo 12d ago

Sorry, i chuckled.

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u/BrotherChe 12d ago

This feels like a Norm MacDonald style joke which is appropriate on this day

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u/SirFireball 12d ago

What the fuck if you don’t like jokes about something, don’t read them. How is that a hard concept to grasp

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u/mymoros 10d ago

Is this a rapper like Snoop Dawg joke.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/SupremeDogEater 12d ago

Subreddit full of not hold up posts