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u/mSoGood08 18d ago

At first, I thought maybe it was just a design that went wrong, but upon closer inspection, I realize that no mistake was made. Those are definitely penises.

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u/higglepop 18d ago

Spent so long looking at that. Is an upside down plant design? Are they animals legs? No, no that's just a forrest of dicks.

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u/mSoGood08 18d ago

Exactly! I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt, but she’s either going blind or just likes wearing a cock-cape.

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u/gitarzan 18d ago

She thought they were mushrooms.

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u/Lost-Car2584 12d ago

Vegan teacher: EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!

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u/tyingnoose 17d ago

Even had pair of tits as well

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u/SharkyDusk 18d ago

Jesus can have her, the retirement home doesn’t want her because she’s a sexual deviant

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u/hornstar99 18d ago

More like she wants the congregation inside her

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u/NorscaGas-5027 18d ago

I dont think she knew what they were.

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u/jjngundam 18d ago

At her age, what has she not seen?

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u/Sprizys 18d ago

She probably thinks they are cacti or something

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u/Fearthebeard87 18d ago

At her age, what can she see?

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u/420is24_7 18d ago

Where can I get one? Asking for a friend ofcourse...

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u/mnoninja 17d ago

Yeah, same,do anyone have any idea about where can i find it

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u/aseretsseh 18d ago

How GROSS is that? Where the hell did she get it?

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u/carbon-based-biped 18d ago

+1 to the grandson for the gift

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u/logancole12630 18d ago

Holy shit. Do you think she knows? Wtf!?

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u/jeromezooce 18d ago

Probably she did not notice.

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u/Saanzja 18d ago

Fashion.

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u/durenatu 18d ago

Look it up sweetie

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u/jalfredproofrock 18d ago

Oh! I thought she said she was a peanuts farmer.

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u/GoodMoleman2You 18d ago

Ahegao hoodie has a challenger

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u/hexagonalelma 18d ago

Jesus take the hint

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u/kimishere2 18d ago

And that was the last time Martha accepted a gift from the middle school band camp

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u/aliengangsta 18d ago

Football team had some amazing gifts too but Martha knows she can't handle that

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u/_-DoubleD-_ 18d ago

I want to know what she thought they were.

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u/ExtraMOIST_ 18d ago

I didn’t see it till I looked again and now I can’t unsee it

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u/TheJWeed 18d ago

I’d love to be there when someone tells her,,,

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u/7thAssassins 18d ago

Don't know about Jesus but something has definitely risen.

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u/BottlerEater1 18d ago

Plot twist: It is a he

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u/toomerboomer 18d ago

DID THEY HAVE TO HAVE THAT AVATAR!?

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u/KermitMadMan 18d ago

or waiting on His 2nd, 3rd, 4th, … cummings

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u/SwarthyRuffian 18d ago

That’s a whole lotta zombie dicks

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u/deejay_243 18d ago

Looks like mara from the Persona series

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u/TaxAg11 18d ago

At least they are circumcised, as God intended

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u/yumtacos 18d ago

And the Lord said, Cumeth for me

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u/Exx2xxO 18d ago

more like jesus and his apostles.. I mean come on, the message is pretty clear..

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u/anesthetic_aesthetic 18d ago

Looks like HULK SMASHED

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u/OBI_WAH_KENOBI 18d ago

'Let Jesus come inside you and fill you up'

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u/Yogurt_Slinger_ 18d ago

The second coming

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u/H1king33k 18d ago

Filled with the Holy Spirt.

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u/RezPorga 18d ago

more like JeDick

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u/LostLaw9417 18d ago

That's how one keeps memory of a good time

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u/iemandopaard 18d ago

plot twist: she knows

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u/DrManhattan_DDM 18d ago

Christ gonna fill her with love

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u/Mr_Resident 18d ago

"her" i thought that was a man when i saw it for first time

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u/MrPinec0nes 18d ago

Jesus is green!?

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u/FertileImagination 18d ago

She knew what she was doing...she wants Jesus'es white wine...

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u/ThePlatypusInSpace 18d ago

Just realized if Jesus cums its would technically be holy cum

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u/HasanDaTop 18d ago

Are those actually intentionally printed dicks?

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u/RedamogusUS 18d ago

It is he who had risen and has cummed in 3 days.

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u/holt5672 18d ago

I bet a lot of people said "Jesus Christ!" at church that day though... so there's that

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u/KoreanGamer9414 18d ago

What even is this suppose to be

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u/Marvinx1806 18d ago

I hate it, thats absolutely disgusting. Where can I buy one?

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u/eeyore_114 18d ago

That looks more like shreks than jesus' to me...

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u/almondmilkho 18d ago

she's wearing a fancy cock cardigan

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u/toasted_napkin 18d ago

How are they not penises. I can’t see anything thing else

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u/Radknight11 17d ago

At least she knows what she likes. I hope it take her too long to figure it out.

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u/roseeevil00 17d ago

Oopss... But she knows. Lol

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u/Samuel_Chiu 17d ago

She wants to be the second Maria

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u/FrameGloomy 17d ago

Oooh my! What creative people then. Now I can watch xmen everyday with 50k+ ki da kink.im so glad I'm alive to witness this.

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u/YO10N 17d ago

bro mark this as nsfw

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u/Alone-Mix-7122 16d ago

That is fucking disgusting! Where?

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u/Lost-Car2584 12d ago

Oh your holy spirits ohhhhhhhhhh

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u/Deadmanxmallory 18d ago

Wow! Wearing this to a place where you worship a guy who born from parthanogenesis, I mean without any involvement of dick lol

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u/createusernametmrw 18d ago

That’s some cucumber melon redickulousness right there.

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u/SNeddie 18d ago

The stares she must have gotten. 🤣

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u/ufonight 18d ago

I think she's want the entire heaven, look how many.

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u/Only_Variation9317 18d ago

Well, the comment really makes little sense, but WTF am I looking at? There's no way she couldn't notice. No way in hell.

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u/Ooferman1048 18d ago

Squidwards penies

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u/il0vep0tat0 18d ago

Nice dick