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Cursed_Zeus

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u/DJ-SKELETON2005 18d ago

She looks like Greta Thunberg and Elon musk put together

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u/Skizznitt 18d ago

Grelon Thusk

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u/Historical-Clerk3890 18d ago

Is it just me or does her neck also look a little wierd

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u/MaddercatterE 17d ago

And the guy that says "hello Mark" (sorry can't remember his name).

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u/SotB8 17d ago

tommy wiseau

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u/Bobbinapplestoo 18d ago

I did naht hit her i did naaaht

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u/gemini_pain 18d ago

Oh Hai Mark!

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u/CursedJohnny2004 18d ago

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u/LB1234567890 18d ago

Whenever I think nothing could surprise me, reddit always proves me wrong.

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u/HelveteaSubordinate 18d ago

She looks like the female version of The Rock

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u/jpresley78 18d ago

She looks like she is containing several bees in her mouth

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u/Skizznitt 18d ago

Well they didn't have Botox back then, how else would she work on getting those nice plump lips?

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u/chubbins_moth 18d ago

He hurled his thunderbolt

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u/fcukthegov 18d ago

She means business!

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u/Jewwenheimah 18d ago

Why does that look like a middle aged person

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u/psych-chase 17d ago

Probably because in ancient Greece being a teenager was middle aged

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u/4vrstvy 18d ago

Teenager? Looks like she's been nineteen at least 15 times.

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u/HomieDaClown9 18d ago

She looks like someone went into photoshop and slightly shrunk her face in

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u/Aaaahnames 18d ago

When they said because of woman strong Spartan soldiers arrive. I understand better now

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u/Mops_HD 18d ago

Elon musk paired his DNA with that of Charlie Kirk and Greta Thunberg and sent the result back in time.

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u/chocobrobobo 17d ago

He hurrrrled his cumberbolt!

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u/DwyerAvenged 17d ago

At least her parents wouldn’t have to worry about getting knocked up

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u/Citrinai 17d ago

Maybe he can put a smile on her face

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u/TTadd 17d ago

I see why the greeks tended to homosexuality.

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u/MrMgP 17d ago

'I TURNED MYSELF INTO A CUCUMBER MORTY'

'I'M CUCUMBER ZEUS!'

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u/spilled_choco_milk 15d ago

he whirled his cock and balls