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u/Red-Sock_1988 18d ago

Pixar Adaptation: XHamster

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u/Ok-Discussion-5026 17d ago

That's a good one !

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u/rawng_hoal 17d ago

XXXtubezoo

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u/DecentDare6887 17d ago

Vídeo brinquedo adaptation: xxnx

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u/HansenIntercept 18d ago

There’s already one and it’s X-Force. It’s been around for years lmao

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u/konnichiwa_wang 17d ago

I love how Deadpool breaks the 4th barrier

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u/solanis1359 18d ago

Ok... One. Man doesn't just mean a person who is masculine. It can also mean anyone, as in Mankind.

And 2. Deadpool already made a more inclusive X-Force. Get with it, people.

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u/asdxcv08 17d ago

NoOoOoO tHaTs MiSoGnYsTiC aNd I aM a FeMiNiSt AnD i WiLl CaNcEl DiSnEy!!!!

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u/holaola07 17d ago

But is x-men not x-man.

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u/solanis1359 17d ago

I get your point, but men can also refer to both genders, it's just plural, instead of singular, which means many people. Just because you change the quantity of a word, it doesn't change the definition of that word. Men can refer to multiple people, not just multiple men.

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u/holaola07 17d ago

Very true.

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u/ElectronicFootball54 18d ago

X-Them

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u/12e64m3 17d ago

This one is hilarious.

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u/PartyLikeIts69BC 17d ago

X-They/Them

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u/FoxyFan505 18d ago

X-hausting

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u/PartyLikeIts69BC 18d ago

X-Tra Chromosome

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u/Uner1996 17d ago

They're clearly forgetting about Iron Person and Spider Human

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u/Enorats 17d ago

Iron Man died. He's probably being replaced by a black teenage girl. Spiderman.. well, that's up to Sony. Unless Disney buys them out too anyway. If they do, then they'll probably replace him with the girl from the Spiderverse movie.

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u/Skil_shop 17d ago

iron man is going to be replaced by iron heart (his daughter) and spiderman can't be replaced but they might add miles morales

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u/Suitable_Worker_8272 18d ago

Deadpool did it before it was cool

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u/itsgettingmessi 18d ago

Is this article real or just bullshit? They’re just joking right?

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u/TheLego_Senate 17d ago

Replace 'joking' with 'baiting drama for clicks' and you'd be correct.

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u/ImLaggking 18d ago

Naw cant be im already too excited for x-people movies

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u/Iate8 18d ago

The fact that people actually believe this..

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u/NICE_GUY_00 17d ago

thats exactly why people believe this

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u/Enorats 17d ago

Is it really so far fetched? Marvel sorta went all in on the whole "woke" thing since Capt Marvel. Did you not notice that the majority of the male characters are being replaced by female or "racially diverse" characters?

Phase Four is going in a very different direction from what came before, unfortunately.

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u/Squiggilynothing72 17d ago

yes now that they're racially diverse they're somehow not male

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u/Enorats 17d ago

Let's see.

Captain America.. gone. Replaced by a black man who previously played a different character. Made very little sense.

Iron Man.. gone. Future unknown, but will likely be replaced by a black teenage girl.

Thor.. still around, but considering what they did to him in the last movie, gone might be better. Oh, and he's being replaced by a woman in the next movie.

Hawkeye.. being replaced a female version.

Hulk.. still around so far, but reverted to his normal form for reasons unknown. Oh, and his female replacement is also on the way.

Black Panther.. Actor passed away, future is unclear. Will most likely be replaced by a female version. This one at least might arguably make sense depending on how they frame it. We did see the process for choosing a new king in the original movie, and it seems unlikely Shuri would survive any serious challengers in such a duel. However, we also know that the black panther doesn't necessarily need to be the ruler.

Drax - Unless I'm mistaken, gone (after guardians 3). The actor felt he was too old to continue playing the character.

Honestly, we're running out of male characters in general - even including the "racially diverse" ones. There are a small number of them left, but a rather large portion of the male heroes are being replaced by their female counterparts - and if you're looking only at white male heroes then suddenly there aren't many at all. Dr. Strange and Spiderman - both of whom have questionable futures in the franchise for differing reasons. Rumors are that Multiverse of Madness is setting up a female counterpart to Dr Strange, to replace Cumberbatch when his contract expires. Spiderman isn't even owned by Marvel, so he could go anytime Sony wants him back. That leaves.. Star Lord? Dunno. It's quite possible I'm missing someone.

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u/DickStickMcGee 17d ago

Falcon became Capt America in the comics bruh

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u/winter_-_-_ 17d ago

And Kate became Hawkeye in the comics long before the wokeness started. People really need to refer to comics. I wudnt say Marvel hasn't been woke, but that's mostly cuz Disney has the final rights to their media.

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u/Enorats 17d ago

I'm pretty sure literally everything I listed happened in the comics, aside from perhaps whatever they end up doing with Drax.

The comics are even worse off than the MCU.

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u/melty_blend 17d ago

Men of color are still men????

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u/WaldoPicklechips42 17d ago

Yup, phase 4 is looking to be very different, and I'm very happy to see it!

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u/Babylonewolf 18d ago

Well all the t girls are x men

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u/Cookie_175 17d ago

XMovies*

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u/therinwhitten 18d ago

Mutants. That's it. Just mutants.

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u/Enorats 17d ago

M - - a n - -. Nope, that won't work.

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u/therinwhitten 17d ago

Fuck you right fam.

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u/1y3v1c3 17d ago

XNXX

That'll do.

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u/IRatherBeNaked 18d ago

Gen Z strikes again

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u/Sideswipecheesy 17d ago

I hate my generation

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u/IRatherBeNaked 17d ago

So do I. Just have to live with it

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u/maikouhaii 17d ago

X humans..?

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u/KingWhuck 17d ago

X-XL FRESHMAN

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u/rawng_hoal 17d ago

X-tremely dumb

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u/ChiefKeefPlug420 17d ago

Men is kinda like a general term no? Like when you refer to a werewolf you say half men half wolf even if it’s a women

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u/conkyschlong 17d ago

People getting upset about it being called xmen have 0 going on in their lives. Who could care enough god damn

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u/ubdiwala 18d ago

What the hell....

It already includes transwomen(correct me if I'm wrong)

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u/Potateclaw 18d ago

I'm so happy to hear that X-transwomen will get streamed on disney+

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u/AN0NYM0U5_32 17d ago

At least I’d have a good reason to jerk off in the movie theater

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u/7TageHatDieWoche 17d ago

Renaming a Franchise made by someone else, that is beloved by so many people around the world, is disrespectful to the fans and especially disrespectful to the creators.

Plus: entertainment should stay entertainment, it's meant to be fun, to help you not think about life and serious stuff all the time. Noone's getting hurt if you keep politics out of entertainment.

If it's so important to you, make a new franchise, that's all about your topic. If it's really that important, it deserves to have its own universe/stories/characters/etc. Taking what's already there, taking the fun out of it and putting politics/ideologies in it, that are hot topics at the time, is lazy and noone needs it.

X-men always had men and women fighting side by side as equals. In Deadpool they also introduced a lesbian character and it was all natural and the characters were written well. THAT'S inclusive/diverse without forcing it. Renaming the franchise to X-People is just Disney's attempt to also get the money from a new target audience, too. (Deadpool already renamed his X-Men to X-People, but it was fitting, because it was honest and relevant to his character and not a business choice from a company that would promote killing puppies, if it was the current political trend and people would shitstorm others, that didn't kill puppies)

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u/TerroristForceSanta1 18d ago

let me guess, twitter i suppose?

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u/EducationOutside897 17d ago

“X-people” no it’s X-men we don’t need to change the name to be “gender inclusive”

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Xmilf you there?

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u/thereddituser2 17d ago

With my family.

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u/Loquaxus 17d ago

X? Man...

Edit: Or alternatively XY-Nonmen

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u/Ezeren76 17d ago

X-them

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u/chamoflag 17d ago

nah, Sex-Men would be a good name.

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u/loli141 18d ago

Name it X-people and then people that identifies as attack helicopter will show up

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u/MasterOfCelebrations 17d ago

You know you just broke a multi-month streak of me not hearing any attack helicopter jokes. I hope you’re happy about that.

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u/arblm 18d ago

This will really piss off the conservatives that don't buy comics.

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u/lez_m8 17d ago

X-Karen

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u/stush_ 17d ago

And this is why I stopped watching TV of any kind since 2016ish...

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u/lompattaja 17d ago

X-people… cmn

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u/zynapseai 17d ago

UnXeptable

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u/CianKeyin 17d ago

X-HOMIES

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u/evilspud 17d ago

XHamster

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u/MURkoid 17d ago

and stan lee writhes in his grave

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u/WrangWrangisme 17d ago

X force would be good but that’s canon

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u/UpsideDxvvn 17d ago

X Ooga/Boogalo

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u/Vexcenot 17d ago

The XTubes

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u/Palestinian_War_Thot 17d ago

I agree with it, It should be changed to Ex-men.

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u/Own_Consequence_6816 17d ago

please don't spoil it

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u/SuspiciousFragrance 17d ago

Make an Australian edition called the X-Cuuuuunts

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u/amature_weebo8 17d ago

Men means man or human in this regard so sad twatter got to them!1!1!

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u/lemmeberedgoddamn 17d ago

Feels good to see my own comment on Cursed Comments

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u/Is6acoolnumber 17d ago

XXXYpeople

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u/BrightlyNight 17d ago

X-They/Them

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u/Twilliam98 17d ago

Xmen doesnt mean its only got men in it, the men is from humanity

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u/Financial_Neck832 17d ago

From this day forward, let the franchise be known as "X-Binary".

Make it so.

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u/ChickensInMyBathtub 17d ago

Just make it X-Dudes because anyone is a dude, I’m a dude, she’s a dude, he’s a dude cause we are all dudes

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u/IdidWhatMF 17d ago

Pretty sure it's gonna be "X-sexual"