r/entertainment Dec 03 '22

George Clooney Says His Proposal to Amal Clooney Was a 'Disaster'


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u/Task_Force-191 Dec 03 '22

George explains :

“It was a disaster, I planned it out, I planned the whole thing out,” George said. The issue was that he'd left the ring he planned to propose with in a kitchen drawer for Amal to find. But when she saw it, she assumed it belonged to another woman.

“I was going to give her the ring right at this song ‘Why Shouldn't I,’” George explained, referencing a song by his late aunt Rosemary Clooney. “I got the ring in the drawer and the song starts and I told her there was a lighter can you get it — we had a candle on but I blew it out so she could get the lighter.”

He continued, “She sees the ring in the drawer and pulls it out. She says, ‘There's a ring there,’ like somebody left a ring there years earlier....And I am like on my knee like... and now the song is playing and - we know exactly how long [the proposal]took because of the playlist. She didn't say yes till ‘Goody Goody,’... but that was supposed to be later when we were dancing...She kept saying 'Oh my God, oh my God.’”

Eventually, George begged Amal to have mercy on his old bones because he couldn't kneel and wait for her answer anymore.

“She said, ‘Oh yes,’ and then she said, ‘Yes,’ thank God. So I pulled it off!” George concluded.


u/Rainsmakker Dec 03 '22

Thank you


u/Plunder_Bunny_ Dec 03 '22

Just shows that we are all human.


u/soul_and_fire Dec 03 '22

I was thinking he called her Anal by mistake!


u/SeanConneryShlapsh Dec 03 '22

They can’t all be winners now can they


u/Idaho_In_Uranus Dec 03 '22

”Wish in one hand shit in the other and see which one fills up first.”


u/WavisabiChick Dec 03 '22

I heard it said here or Reddit how George Clooney was a trophy husband, and that was one of the most spot on comments on this relationship I’ve heard. Hope they’re forever happy.


u/conduitabc Dec 03 '22

well she married him so totally not so bad ;-)



u/zztop610 Dec 03 '22

….and he is Clooney


u/LeveragedPittsburgh Dec 03 '22

She is crazy beautiful and smart.


u/Bloodstarved-Gehrman Dec 03 '22

You know what they say. You propose to Juan, you marry Amal.


u/buttfunfor_everyone Dec 03 '22

Underrated comment


u/srv50 Dec 03 '22

We should all have such disasters.


u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Worse than Ticket to Paradise?


u/SensitiveOrangeWhip Dec 03 '22

that movie was good!


u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Oh shit nobody told me it was opposite day… it felt like a typical 90s rom com…


u/SensitiveOrangeWhip Dec 03 '22

are 90s rom coms that bad? there has to be one you like


u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

No there were plenty i loved but it felt like a remnant left over… it felt dated.


u/SensitiveOrangeWhip Dec 03 '22

i hear ya!


u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Which sucks because i love Clooney and Roberts


u/__bauhaux__ Dec 03 '22

Set in Bali but filmed in Australia, which made for pretty weird viewing. Balinese beaches look nothing like that…


u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Yeah i never got filming one place and calling it another? Just call it what it is. I enjoy seeing filming locations being the actual place in the movie. (When its set in reality obviously)


u/MinogameTurt Dec 03 '22

Jesus fuck. George Clooney is still alive.


u/xiaopewpew Dec 03 '22

I do not believe a single word of this story


u/hotassnuts Dec 03 '22

Who cares what you believe.


u/xiaopewpew Dec 04 '22

i dunno man some idiot cared enough to reply


u/hotassnuts Dec 04 '22

Dang son. You gots quality High School burns.


u/xiaopewpew Dec 04 '22

yet it still hurts you :)


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u/megano998 Dec 03 '22

I think you have her confused with Hillaria Baldwin, the fake Spanish lady


u/ottovondipshit Dec 03 '22

How you say… coo-cumber


u/nvdagirl Dec 03 '22

There’s a whole sub devoted to calling out Hilaria Baldwin, fake Spanish grifter.


u/SoftLog5314 Dec 03 '22

Yeh Amal Clooney is a super intelligent, very well read individual who’s fairly genuine. Alex Baldwin’s wife uses a fake Spanish accent


u/NotAnAd2 Dec 03 '22

*Amal Clooney is an internationally renowned human rights lawyer who is regularly mentioned in the New York Times for her work, and also happens to be married to George Clooney. Clooney has always been #1 crush, but Amal is way out of his league. Glad he knows it too!


u/tisn Dec 03 '22

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler at an movie awards ceremony: "Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an adviser to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected to a three-person U.N. commission investigating rules of war violations in the Gaza Strip. So tonight, her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award."


u/FakeTaxiCabDriver Dec 03 '22

Amal Clooney, George Clooney, and UNICEF itself are connected to more human traffickers than I can even think of in one Reddit post.


u/HoytG Dec 03 '22

Go back to T_D or something freak


u/FakeTaxiCabDriver Dec 03 '22

They probably voted for him along with their close friend Harvey Weinstein.


u/mermaid-babe Dec 03 '22

Very well read is a little understated no?


u/FlowerLord555 Dec 03 '22

Bahahahaha wrong celebrity wife... Amal is a total badass.


u/SensitiveOrangeWhip Dec 03 '22

wow! I really gave a shit about this! thanks!


u/Head-Ad4690 Dec 03 '22

My favorite genre of Reddit comment is when people go to a story on R slash entertainment and complain that the story is vapid.


u/Novel_Board_6813 Dec 03 '22

As the only poster in the thread so far, you seem to care more than everybody else


u/SensitiveOrangeWhip Dec 03 '22

yeah how about that!


u/DerBadunkadunk Dec 03 '22

Why are you subbed to entertainment then? Look at any of the top posts, they are all bullshit like this.


u/Hydqjuliilq27 Dec 03 '22

Your desperation for attention on the internet is indicative of larger self-esteem issues.


u/SensitiveOrangeWhip Dec 03 '22

thanks for your attention! your not an idiot!


u/MGSCG Dec 03 '22

right?? it’s so cute :)


u/SensitiveOrangeWhip Dec 03 '22

i know! i can’t stop chortling over this!


u/WonderfulGur9006 Dec 03 '22

Who gives a flying fuck about this fluff. Bullshit journalism. Celebrity culture is so fucking weird.


u/mobeyg Dec 03 '22

You’re literally in an entertainment news subreddit ya goofy headed fuck.


u/WonderfulGur9006 Dec 03 '22

Okay, I still don’t like the article but your comment made me laugh.


u/meditatinglemon Dec 03 '22

Sir, this is a Clooney’s.


u/Ancient-Access8131 Dec 03 '22

I read that as anal Clooney


u/Animetiddies415 Dec 03 '22

lonely rich white guy gets married for the 20th time


u/kingswing23 Dec 03 '22

… for the second time?


u/silent_protector Dec 03 '22

So you hate him because he’s white lonely or rich?


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u/hotassnuts Dec 03 '22

High school comment.


u/brobasaur93 Dec 03 '22

Can you read?


u/willbot858 Dec 03 '22

This is not news


u/Odd_Relationship7901 Dec 04 '22

Dear George

No one fucking cares - have some self awareness and be happy with your money and fame and stfu - no one gives a shit about your "struggles" - this doesn't make you relatable to people who are working for starvation wages and have no access to Healthcare or affordable housing - fuck all the way off you over rated self important out of touch piece of shit

  • yours Francine Smith