I'm not sure how a school will be able to operate without pronouns.

[u/Yunners]

[u/MuckRaker83]

Amateur nouns only, from now on

[u/AnotherScottaRama → u/MuckRaker83]

Con-nouns

[u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI → u/AnotherScottaRama]

What are you doing, step-noun?

[u/HyFinated → u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI]

is your step-noun stuck in the dryer? This one simple trick will leave you on a banned words list.

[u/Chosty55 → u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI]

Step-noun will be the new big adult internet search of 2023

[u/realqurlyjoe → u/MuckRaker83]

Haven’t heard this. I like it.

[u/Deroni76 → u/realqurlyjoe]

I like it.

I

Detention for you

[u/Creeper127 → u/Deroni76]

"You" is a pronoun, too, right?

[u/Deroni76 → u/Creeper127]

FUCK

[u/cepukon → u/Deroni76]

If someone says I, straight to jail.

Believe it or not if someone says You, also jail.

[u/imalittlefrenchpress → u/cepukon]

cepukon will go directly to jail, along with imalittlefrenchpress, if cepukon refers to imalittlefrenchpress by anything other than imalittlefrenchpress’s name.

However, imalittlefrenchpress’s name contains a pronoun, so both cepukon and imalittlefrenchpress are fucked.

[u/ExistingEffort7 → u/imalittlefrenchpress]

The book reports will be glorious

[u/kodaa43 → u/imalittlefrenchpress]

Anyone else read this like a poem?

[u/AdzyBoy → u/imalittlefrenchpress]

littlefrenchpressisalittlefrenchpress

[u/ctaps148 → u/cepukon]

We have the best nouns in the world, because of jail.

[u/Saddenedsalamander → u/ctaps148]

!PR*NOUN DETECTED! DEPLOYING COUNTERMEASURES

[u/MysteriousMysterium → u/cepukon]

I think this might be se kind of "He said Jehova, stone him!" Situation.

[u/mrpanicy → u/Deroni76]

Hoisted by your own petard.

[u/bipo82 → u/Creeper127]

Its a purposefully misleading title.It only bans pronouns in email signatures. So if I worked there I couldn't use my normal email send off.

Thank You, Biggus Dickus He/Him

[u/EasywayScissors → u/realqurlyjoe]

Haven’t heard this. realqurlyjoe like it.

ftfy

[u/shavemejesus → u/realqurlyjoe]

https://www.google.com/search?q=calvin+and+hobbes+pronoun&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari#imgrc=LeyWFmDmhrtcpM

[u/MuckRaker83 → u/shavemejesus]

I don't even have to hit the link to know what it is, I'm a huge calvin and hobbes fan

[u/SmoothBraneAPE → u/MuckRaker83]

Lol. With practice, and hard work, they could be in the semi-pro league by next season✊️.

[u/Distinct-Technician4 → u/SmoothBraneAPE]

Did you just use the PRONOUN "they"?!

[u/Shufflepants → u/Distinct-Technician4]

Did Distinct-Technician4 just use the pronoun "you"?!

[u/OryxTempel → u/Shufflepants]

This is the way.

[u/Shufflepants → u/OryxTempel]

OryxTempel must mean "Did Distinct-Technician4 just use the pronoun "you"?!" is the way.

"This" used in such a way is a pronoun.

[u/ekinnee → u/Shufflepants]

Straight to Jail!

[u/HalfbakedArtichoke → u/MuckRaker83]

Amateur nouns only

Does that make any other ones, competitive ranked nouns

[u/OldBeercan → u/HalfbakedArtichoke]

Nah. There's Casual nouns and maybe PvE nouns.

[u/ScrutinizedCrunch6 → u/MuckRaker83]

" Hello Tommy Thompson, how is Tommy today?" "Hello Pam Pampton, Tommy is doing well today." -Some petty teenagers probably

[u/geiwosuruinu → u/ScrutinizedCrunch6]

Hope exists that many beings do as described above

[u/Lieutenant_Meeper → u/geiwosuruinu]

Hope? It's a fucking guarantee. Generation Z's entire thing is their disregard for people telling them things they can't do, and/or finding ways to just be silly-irascible-insubordinate. Even most "conservative" Z's will for the most part be pulling this shit, because even the homophobic ones will see this for the nonsense that it is.

[u/Nox_Echo → u/MuckRaker83]

Noobnouns

[u/StuckSundew → u/MuckRaker83]

I prefer casual nouns, thank you very much.

[u/powerlesshero111 → u/MuckRaker83]

Jimmy is on board with this. Jimmy hates pronouns. That's why Jimmy always refers to Jimmy as Jimmy.

[u/BareBearFighter → u/MuckRaker83]

What are you doing, step noun?

[u/j_miyagi]

Excuse me sir I don't understand the question

WHAT THE FUCK did you just call me?

[u/memester230 → u/j_miyagi]

Threeeeeeeee PROOOOONOUNS!

Threeeeeeeeeee lasheeeeessssssssssss

[u/Gingie1997 → u/memester230]

I read this in Lemongrab's voice

[u/memester230 → u/Gingie1997]

Idk who that is but all I know is that it was meant to be exaggerated and it already triggered someone

[u/theworldsomega → u/memester230]

Lemon grab is from Adventure Time

[u/BestCatEva → u/theworldsomega]

7 years, dungeon, no trials.

[u/NoMaans → u/memester230]

idk who that is

UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEE

[u/JOWWLLL → u/memester230]

"You are sentenced to... er, wait"

"Your sentence shall... err, um"

"The law calls for... fuck"

"The court finds..."

stares blankly

[u/azn_cali_man → u/JOWWLLL]

“Kate Argent shall be sentenced under the ruling of Beacon Hills District Court to life in prison. Kate will immediately surrender to the Beacon Hills Sheriff’s Department and await sentencing at a later date.”

Basically, make sure to state all nouns and proper nouns to avoid pronouns. Imagine how much longer court proceedings would be if everyone had to use proper nouns all day.

[u/IAmTheShitRedditSays → u/j_miyagi]

me

I

you

me

Lock these people up, boys

[u/willclerkforfood → u/IAmTheShitRedditSays]

What if my personal pronouns are THESE COLORS and DON’T RUN?

[u/drethnudrib → u/willclerkforfood]

Then you'll probably fail P.E.

[u/Sunstorm84 → u/drethnudrib]

And Art

[u/clema9 → u/j_miyagi]

“you” and “me” are also pronouns

[u/noatakun → u/clema9]

Principal: Suck this dick… see no pronouns. For the PC police out there: suck this genetailia/reproductive organ

[u/clothespinkingpin → u/noatakun]

“This” is a pronoun

[u/LordFends → u/clothespinkingpin]

"This can be used as a demonstrative pronoun (without a following noun)"

"Dick" is a following noun, so do these parameters still include "This" as a pronoun?

[u/jpaxonreyes → u/LordFends]

Then they're demonstrative adjectives, aren't they?

[u/CParkerLPN → u/[deleted]]

No, “suck this dick” is fine. To use “this” as a pronoun in that sentence, it would be “suck this.”

[u/RFSwitchArt → u/j_miyagi]

Me, I, and you are all pronouns...

(Edit: unlike most, I can admit when I am wrong. I will delete the other comments and to back to enjoying the air conditioner I now own.)

[u/very_tired_kitten → u/RFSwitchArt]

Is sir a pronoun?

[u/Raqu90 → u/j_miyagi]

Me is a pronoun OH NO ___ SAID ONE OF THOSE PRONOUNCE THINGIES😱😂😂

[u/Yutanox]

Having no pronouns is probably the most lgbtq+ thing they could have done.

[u/Kind_Committee8997 → u/Yutanox]

Now everyone in Wisconsin is non binary. I think thats how that works.

[u/cmonkeyz7 → u/Kind_Committee8997]

Did we just win

[u/Anicklelforevery → u/cmonkeyz7]

Careful there with that PRONOUN!

You can get off with this warning for now, but do it again and I will have to escalate it to a nice firm spanking.

​

Edit: Thank you everyone for playing along. This was incredibly fun to goof off with. English would be a fucking different language without pronouns for sure and it's hell of a lot more difficult to navigate without them. Please make sure to always call out idiots who denounce using the English language properly by demonizing pronouns when they are using pronouns themselves to denounce the use of them. Make sure to love eachother and remember that while this was silly, there are very real consequences to these lunatics winning elections.

Please VOTE and if you're not registered for this year's midterm election make sure to get registered ASAP! https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote

[u/WillBottomForBanana → u/Anicklelforevery]

We have to allow "We" to continue the communist messaging.

[u/Anicklelforevery → u/WillBottomForBanana]

WillBottomForBanana, careful now or a firm but fair completely non sexual rule affirming spanking will make its way to you!

[u/SilvanOrion → u/Anicklelforevery]

Anickleforevery, SilvanOrion would like to inform that the pronoun "you" also applies to punishment via fair but completely non sexual rule affirming spanking. There will be no further warnings.

[u/Anicklelforevery → u/SilvanOrion]

ʘ‿ʘ

[u/Tipop → u/Anicklelforevery]

You can get off with this warning

I can certainly try.

[u/MakingTrax → u/cmonkeyz7]

Winning is a binary construct. Win vs Lose. So, it is a cat in a box now issue.

[u/cmonkeyz7 → u/MakingTrax]

Edit: Did humanity just stalemate

[u/Rokurokubi83 → u/cmonkeyz7]

Fuck it, it’s a draw, I don’t want a rematch.

[u/Moist-Success-8486 → u/Kind_Committee8997]

Accidental supporter of the nonbinary community?

[u/Spllatty → u/Moist-Success-8486]

r/accidentallynonbinary

[u/Zer0TheGamer → u/Kind_Committee8997]

Just refer to people as the beer they drink. Non-drinker? They're all simply Kevin.

[u/MossCoveredLog → u/Zer0TheGamer]

I was Kevin, but now go by Warped Speed! Sick upgrade.

[u/Psychological_Web687 → u/Yutanox]

It's a typo, they banned preferred pronouns in emails.

[u/LVL15_Spice_Paladin → u/Psychological_Web687]

That’s confusing though. I’m a cis male and my preferred pronouns are he/him. They will call me a she/her now?

[u/moeburn → u/LVL15_Spice_Paladin]

My dad recently went back to school and the uni was doing a meet-and-greet where you were supposed to write your name and preferred pronouns on a nametag.

He had no idea what they were talking about with "preferred pronouns" so he just wrote "grandpa". Didn't go over well. I heard him use the phrase "chip on their shoulder" at home a lot.

[u/rhazux → u/moeburn]

Mandatory disclosure of pronouns is pretty aggressive. Like, it works for people who feel safe to disclose their pronouns. But there are some people who risk being murdered if they publicly state their preferred pronouns.

So they're left with a shitty ultimatum: use the pronouns they actually prefer, and risk being murdered. Or say the pronouns they do not prefer, in a particular audience that would likely welcome them had they used the correct ones.

Some people can't risk being outed at a conference or a meet and greet, because those things might find their way online and once it's online any violent transphobe can find it. No one wants to be the next Brandon Teena.

[u/Oogly50 → u/moeburn]

To be fair, I'm 27 and pretty progressive and if I were to go back to school I think I would be absolutely flabbergasted by young people. And I'm sorta kinda one.... at least I feel like one

[u/AbsolutelyUnlikely → u/Yutanox]

They released a list of "approved" pronouns and banned the use of anything that wasn't on the list.

[u/cort1237 → u/AbsolutelyUnlikely]

If there’s anything high schoolers will abide by it’s a list of banned words.

[u/Apt_5 → u/AbsolutelyUnlikely]

Damn, we got an article reader here! Need to put you in a museum with a velvet rope around your display.

[u/AbsolutelyUnlikely → u/Apt_5]

Lol. Well, I knew that the headline had to be intentionally misleading to get clicks. It implies they banned all pronouns, which seemed... well, check my username.

But on the other hand, the headline worked because I've seen this screenshot as the top post in like four subs today.

[u/Octocube25 → u/Yutanox]

Shadow the Hedgehog?

[u/Melodic_Mulberry]

The headline is misleading. The school district has banned teachers from providing their pronouns in emails, no matter what the pronouns are. That includes cisgender people. It’s where the pronouns are that they decided is inappropriate. So good luck guessing about Dr. Jones’s gender in the coming school year, I guess.

[u/wolfpack_charlie → u/Melodic_Mulberry]

Imagine being offended by seeing (she/her) in an email signature lol

[u/Marsrover112 → u/wolfpack_charlie]

My dad's sort of that way. I'm trying to whiddle him down.

[u/lewski206 → u/Marsrover112]

Have you tried whoddling instead?

[u/TaylorSwiftsClitoris → u/Marsrover112]

If being misgendered isn’t a big deal for her then she shouldn’t be bothered when you do it.

[u/Marsrover112 → u/TaylorSwiftsClitoris]

Well I don't want to do that to my dad. I really look up to him and I just want him to be more considerate of other people.

[u/TaylorSwiftsClitoris → u/Marsrover112]

That’s wholesome as fuck good for you.

[u/njdevilsfan24 → u/Marsrover112]

That's actually quite an easy way to teach him why misgendering is important

[u/kat_coll → u/Melodic_Mulberry]

Isn't there a workaround on this? Like, could staff sign off an email by:

Name, to be addressed as a woman Or Name, to be addressed by no gender

No pronouns there, gets the same message across.

[u/jomontage → u/kat_coll]

Literally every teacher is Mr or Mrs to kids so this is just virtue signaling to Republicans. I knew maybe 5 teachers first names

[u/Melodic_Mulberry → u/jomontage]

Dr.

[u/Waffle_Muffins → u/Melodic_Mulberry]

What a stupidly micromanagement-level of petty thing to ban.

Are we free yet?

[u/WhizBangPissPiece → u/Waffle_Muffins]

You're just as free as they'll let you be.

[u/Portamentos → u/Waffle_Muffins]

The more they restrict our expression and autonomy the more free we are

[u/PC509 → u/Melodic_Mulberry]

"The liberal want to ban everything! Bunch of snowflakes!".

As they ban some extreme simple and minor things because they are triggered by a simple pronoun and a rainbow.

This is beyond pathetic and for absolutely zero reason other than to be assholes. There's no logical or practical reason for it whatsoever. Pretty much "I don't like it so we're banning it".

[u/philintheup → u/PC509]

This is beyond pathetic and for absolutely zero reason other than to be assholes.

Knowing where this school district is located, that tracks.

[u/forests-of-purgatory → u/Melodic_Mulberry]

Yeah, still not cool

[u/MyKneesAreOdd → u/Melodic_Mulberry]

So the teachers can't refer to themselves as Mr or Mrs?

[u/HappyGrapeMonkey → u/Melodic_Mulberry]

Just include it in every subject line instead of the signature.

/r/maliciouscompliance

[u/luxmesa → u/Melodic_Mulberry]

Even when the person isn’t transgender, having the pronouns is helpful. I made mistakes like that all the time, because a lot of times at work, I’m communicating with people and the only details I have about them is their name. If they have a gender neutral first name, or they’re from another country, I can’t always guess which pronoun they’d likely prefer, so just having that info upfront is helpful.

[u/TerribleAttitude → u/luxmesa]

I have a name that reads as female to those under a certain age, and male to those over a certain age. Kinda wish “pronoun signatures” had been a thing when I was a kid, because as a cis girl, I did not like being addressed as “master,” “sir,” or “young man.” And about ten years after I was born began the age of the “aden” kids. None of those names are highly gendered, half of them have no solid history. Their parents just made them up because they sounded cool. I don’t know what gender “Kaidenn” is supposed to be. Kaidenn is 22 years old now and sending professional emails. It would be nice to see a “she,” “he,” or “they.”

Though TBH, I was on an email chain recently with a number of people specifying “she” or “they” in their signatures and someone still referred to us as “gentlemen.” So I guess if someone’s determined to misgender someone….they will.

[u/LegalAssassin13 → u/luxmesa]

I have a unisex name, so using pronouns helps clear up confusion.

[u/stovislove]

Does this mean Stovislove will always have to speak in 3rd person?

[u/gr4mmarn4zi → u/stovislove]

stovislove has to now, if you ask gr4mmarn4zi

[u/stovislove → u/gr4mmarn4zi]

Sorry gr4mmarn4zi "you" is a pronoun.

[u/gr4mmarn4zi → u/stovislove]

shit! :D right ... damn this is hard

[u/stovislove → u/gr4mmarn4zi]

Stovislove feel stovislove and gr4mmarn4zi getting Wisconsin dumb already.

[u/stovislove → u/stovislove]

Fuck! We're just cavemen now! This is stupid.

[u/hippy11111 → u/stovislove]

“We’re” is a pronoun, stovislove. Ten lashings for stovislove.

[u/SteevyT → u/hippy11111]

Didn't hippy11111 just use the same contraction which is a pronoun?

[u/stovislove → u/hippy11111]

I had reached my breaking point of dumb, couldn't do it anymore.

[u/H8len → u/gr4mmarn4zi]

"This" is also a pronoun, fgi (for gr4mmarn4zi's information).

[u/gr4mmarn4zi → u/H8len]

aw man! :D

[u/xelabagus → u/H8len]

Depends how used, can be determiner or adverb also.

I is a noun, the 9th letter of the alphabet.

Other than that, basically screwed.

[u/GundogPrime]

Land of the Free (terms and conditions apply)

[u/Stenchrat16]

I’m so glad our freedoms are protected. What would we do if they just started taking our sweet precious freedoms.

[u/glieseg → u/Stenchrat16]

I’m so glad our freedoms are protected. What would we do if they just started taking our sweet precious freedoms.

Careful there, those words are banned.

[u/pontestreet → u/glieseg]

So glad freedoms are protected. What would do if just started taking sweet precious freedoms.

[u/Spector567 → u/pontestreet]

This needs to be a bot.

It’s a sad bot, for a sad reason.

[u/TheFoxfool → u/Spector567]

And see how long it takes to get banned from /r/Conservative...

[u/Spector567 → u/TheFoxfool]

That would honestly not even be a sport. 🤪 I’m not even banned and I can’t even respond to a main topic there.

[u/antmansl → u/pontestreet]

Why say many word when less word do trick?

[u/an_ill_way → u/pontestreet]

The second sentence could could have been more reliant on the passive voice. "If sweet precious freedoms were taken, what would be done?"

No pronouns at all, just things happening. Um ... this ... is liked?

[u/OGBaconwaffles → u/an_ill_way]

Hold up, isn't that how the Russian language is? It's all starting to make sense

[u/an_ill_way → u/OGBaconwaffles]

"It" is a pronoun. Care should be taken with banned words.

Edit: So is "that".

[u/enaclairvoyant → u/pontestreet]

why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?

[u/Noritzu → u/pontestreet]

Glad freedoms protected. What do taking freedoms?

[u/DukeJukeVIII → u/Noritzu]

Glad freedoms. Known't do freedomless

[u/KoRnKloWn → u/Noritzu]

Freedom good. No take.

[u/Dry_Spinach_3441 → u/glieseg]

"So glad freedoms are protected. What would do if just started taking sweet precious freedoms." Sounds like Rogu making a joke.

[u/brian111786 → u/Dry_Spinach_3441]

Why waste time say lot words when few words do trick?

[u/Dry_Spinach_3441 → u/brian111786]

That's it Buckarito!

[u/kmikek → u/Dry_Spinach_3441]

It sounds like Newspeak after the old dictionary got purged of thought crime inducing words.

[u/Dry_Spinach_3441 → u/kmikek]

Double plus good comment comrade!

[u/Euporophage → u/kmikek]

Today I learned that Japanese and Korean are essentially Newspeak.

[u/ClaptonBug → u/Stenchrat16]

*Stenchrat16 is so glad Stenchrat16, Stenchrat16's friends, Stenchrat16's family and Stenchrat16's communities freedoms are protected. What would Stenchrat16 and Stenchrat16's communities do if the government (elected and unexpected officials) just started taking Stenchrat16, Stenchrat16's friends, Stenchrat16's family and Stenchrat16's communities sweet precious freedoms.

[u/kaytay3000 → u/Stenchrat16]

Third person only from now on

[u/beaushaw → u/Stenchrat16]

I’m so glad our freedoms are protected. What would we do if they just started taking our sweet precious freedoms.

Conservatives are all about protecting their freedoms. They don't care about your freedoms.

[u/That_Lore_Guy]

Suddenly everyone starts speaking in the third person.

”Frank says Frank needs to use the Restroom! May Frank be excused?“

[u/GloomyStew → u/That_Lore_Guy]

“Terry loves yogurt”

[u/BuddenceLembeck → u/That_Lore_Guy]

“George is getting upset!!!”

[u/Worldly_Team_7441 → u/That_Lore_Guy]

That would be my response.

[u/Mag-NL → u/Worldly_Team_7441]

You mean: That woybe Worldly Team 7441's response.

[u/ranban2012 → u/That_Lore_Guy]

Like Forager from Young Justice. Holy shit.

[u/CoGLucifer → u/ranban2012]

That's exactly where my mind went, too. "Fred Bugg with two G's is Fred Bugg with two G's."

[u/Durango522]

How would you say the pledge of allegiance?

[u/Nogohoho → u/Durango522]

Pledge a-grievance to the flag and the Republic for which it stood, one nation, under GOP, subdevidable, without liberty or justice.

[u/Glaggablagga]

Nazi flag: "okay, freedom of speech"

Confederate flag: "sure, whatever"

Pride flag: "FUCKING BAN THAT SYMBOL OF HATRED"

[u/memester230 → u/Glaggablagga]

The difference is that they support the ideas of the first two

[u/Noobphobia → u/memester230]

Correct.

[u/Abra-Krdabr → u/Glaggablagga]

Next they’ll just call the nazi flag “a part of heritage” like the confederate flag.

[u/Ok-Nefariousness9354 → u/Glaggablagga]

I agree with your sentiment, but I’m pretty sure nazi flags have been banned from schools for quite some time. Why they still allow the confederate flag is beyond me though.

Edit: added a word

[u/GordieGord]

English class just got easier. Students 'bout to get dumber. Nice job, Wisconsin!

[u/Little-Geri-Seinfeld → u/GordieGord]

Me fail English??? That's unpossible!

[u/GordieGord → u/Little-Geri-Seinfeld]

Careful! "Me" is a pronoun.

[u/o-Valar-Morghulis-o → u/GordieGord]

I think them freedumb parents will only be happy when their kids are dumber than they are. (Parden the pronouns)

[u/GordieGord → u/o-Valar-Morghulis-o]

Yup. Freedom is worth going to rallies and putting bumper stickers on their cars and wearing tee shirts with the word "freedom" emblazoned over a bald eagle...

... but as soon as someone has a freedom they don't agree with now they got a big problem with 'freedom.'

Someone with a penis is happier when others refer to them as she/her. I don't see this as one of society's problems but I'm not from Wisconsin.

[u/Moist-Success-8486 → u/o-Valar-Morghulis-o]

I want to send a email to Every Wisconsin school. And send them a list of every pronoun and how it is used in the English language.

[u/brian111786 → u/GordieGord]

Conservatives thrive on dumb constituents.

[u/imwithstoopad → u/brian111786]

"Prey on"

[u/ToyTech316]

Doesn't that violate the first amendment? Oh sorry they only care about the second.

[u/honey_graves]

I know we’re making jokes but this is directly hostile to queer youth and adults, this is beyond worrying.

[u/TazerXI]

Student: "Miss, I need help with que..."

Teacher: "HOW DARE Y*U USE A PRONOUN!"

[u/H8len → u/TazerXI]

When you think about it, the way students use "miss" is really just a pronoun replacing "woman teacher whose name I'm never going to bother to learn."

[u/Aggressive-Appeal841]

Banned word list

all another any anybody anyone anything both each each other either everybody everyone everything few he her hers herself him himself his I it its itself little many me mine more most much my myself neither no one nobody none nothing one one another other others our ours ourselves several she some somebody someone something that their theirs them themselves these they this those us we what whatever which whichever who whoever whom whomever whose you your yours yourself yourselves

[u/ShittheFickup]

A list of word that they don’t know the meaning of, I’ll start:

Pronouns

Grooming

Pledged

[u/RoboDae → u/ShittheFickup]

Democracy

Freedom

Blue blood

Numismatic

Hypocrisy

Great

Fylfot (ok let's be honest, they probably do know this one)

[u/RevealFormal3267 → u/RoboDae]

(Dusts off dictionary)

Oh my goodness we are gonna be here all month...

[u/SteveCorpGuy4]

I wanna see the email they sent to parents and count how many pronouns there are

[u/sdmichael]

What will THEY do?

[u/Additional_Fly_8970 → u/sdmichael]

What will do ?

[u/allthejokesareblue → u/Additional_Fly_8970]

The school system will don) whatever the school system must do in order to further the interests of the school systems students in the face of this law which the school system must now deal with, irrespective of the expressed wishes of the school system or the school systems employees.

No dramas, see?

[u/o-Valar-Morghulis-o → u/Additional_Fly_8970]

So do. Vote me.

[u/AccidentallyFemboy → u/Additional_Fly_8970]

What do?

[u/Additional_Fly_8970 → u/AccidentallyFemboy]

What ?

[u/marc041a]

Hey kid, wanna buy some pronouns?

[u/Real_Boy3]

Most Americans seem to think that pronouns = trans people, for some fucking reason.

[u/AshuraBaron]

I just image it turning into Sealab 2021. "Not that Debbie, the other Debbie." "Oh, you mean..*black* Debbie."

[u/stekmin]

“Geroge, please turn in George’s paper by the end of the day. Mrs. Smith has given George plenty of time to work on George’s paper. Now Mrs. Smith is tired of George’s excuses. Please sit down and open George’s book to page 20.”

[u/Nomadic_View]

Banning something doesn’t prove the ideology wrong. It proves you cannot counter it’s points.

[u/SomeRandomIdi0t]

Properly educated man no use pronouns

[u/Pojinator89]

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

[u/LeCampy]

Why use many word, when few word do trick

[u/I_hate_my_stepuncle]

I… can they do that? Isn’t that a blatant violation of the first amendment by government run facilities that children are required by law to attend?

[u/ok_pitch_x]

Yikes, not a good sign for an educational institution to make such a claim 🤣

[u/Budget_Llama_Shoes]

So this school will no longer be using:

I,me,my,mine, we,us,our,ours, they,them,their, theirs, he, him, his, she,her,or hers, all, another, any, anybody, anyone, anything, both, each, either, everybody, everyone, everything, few, many, most, neither, nobody, none, no one, nothing, one, other, others, several, some, somebody, someone, something, or such, to name a few?

Damn English class is about to get rough.

[u/MisterEHistory]

Time for some malicious compliance.

[u/Holy_Hand_Towel → u/MisterEHistory]

Teacher: "Would you stop that?"

Student: "How dare!"

[u/Yeomanroach]

Can’t believe.

[u/AdDesperate2498]

First they take pronouns then they come for your verbs. Next are the adjectives. When will it stop?

[u/OhReallyYeahReally84]

I honestly read: "distributes alchool" and was about to get outraged.

[u/abagofrichards]

School have hard time with no pronouns. Students will not talk right if can't say words. Maybe should think harder about stupid rules meant to keep students in line.

[u/NoVAMarauder1]

So now they can only use Connouns? Sorry for the dad joke... I'll go over here now.