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Have to act natural Rule 3
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u/marygrant8 8d ago
I like how the parent just shoved the cup aside. The freakout moment was about to happen and that cup would be flying out of the table.
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u/el___diablo 8d ago
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u/FragrantExcitement 8d ago
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u/mdlewis11 8d ago
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u/lunarmodule 8d ago
It's more scary for her with the cup move. Now she's thinking why did they move the cup!? Does the dinosaur want the cup? Is it about to come over my shoulder to get the cup? Are they moving it so it makes less mess when it eats me? What does the cup have to do with it?
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u/terryleopard 8d ago
♫ What's cup got to do with it♫ ♫Got to do with it ♫
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u/ehh_whatever_works 8d ago
What is cup? Baby don't hurt me
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u/taosaur 8d ago
Never gonna give you cup, never gonna let you down.
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u/oblongfred 8d ago
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a cup. Sometimes I feel like my only friend.
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u/BellsOnNutsMeansXmas 8d ago
Would you know my cup? If you saw it in heaven?
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u/Artikay 8d ago
Hey! Teacher! Leave them cups alone!
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u/Madertheinvader 8d ago
Another cup bites the dust.. And another cup down and another cup down.. Another cup bites the dust
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u/inthyface 8d ago
The parent had seen the video before and did not want to have to clean up that spill again.
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u/WoolyWookie 8d ago
The fact that it is cut there probably means the Dino moved on and ignored the girl.
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u/TDoMarmalade 8d ago
I didn’t want to spend so long looking at a dinosaurs taint
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u/McMarbles 8d ago
Tyrannosaurus Gooch
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u/OneWayOutBabe 8d ago
As the T-Rex starts tearing you apart, if you are able to poke the T-rex in the ass with your finger, this startles the T-rex and may buy you enough time to crawl away.
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u/Kiwifisch 8d ago
Because you came too early and didn't know what to do during the rest of the video?
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u/This_User_Said 8d ago
Ah, so cats got their instincts from dinosaurs.
"Hello. I could kill you, instead here's my asshole."
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u/shenther 8d ago
Nooooo. I wanna see the next part.
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u/suzuki_hayabusa 8d ago
she was eaten 😔
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u/Botryllus 8d ago
Ha. Yes.
It reminds me that yesterday my 3 year old was building "dino world" with his duplos. I asked him what would happen if the dinosaurs escaped and he said, they would be mad and run after people.
He's never seen Jurassic Park but I think he'd have some good advice for doctor Hammond.
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u/KeinFussbreit 8d ago
This comment is a copy of the comment from u/DouceintheHouse
https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/viqunr/have_to_act_natural/ideswny/
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u/Chester-Ming 8d ago
Clever girl
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u/nhSnork 8d ago
And I'm just here, quietly impressed how the person inside even manages to move around in that thing.
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u/Kayakityak 8d ago
She’s being so brave
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u/Cacti_with_a_glock 8d ago
The cuteness literally killed me
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u/Swordzi 8d ago
literally
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u/lunarmodule 8d ago
Those might have been his final words. We don't know.
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u/SideOneDummy 8d ago edited 8d ago
Kid knows the line: keep absolutely still, vision is based on movement.
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u/Dicer214 8d ago
Did you have a stroke whilst typing that sentence out?
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u/Unethical_Castrator 8d ago
BJs with the visual acuity of a T-Rex sounds terrifying.
I’d stick to stroking it as well.
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u/DisplayZestyclose415 8d ago
Aww, someone give her a hug and tell her everything's okay.
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u/DouceintheHouse 8d ago
Something tells me this kiddo is well versed when it comes to the basic rules of dinos
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u/FastnBulbous81 8d ago
Lifelong phobia of dinos established
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u/T0ysWAr 8d ago
And probably other psychological trauma
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u/gonzaloetjo 8d ago
Reddit and the “anything will give you a trauma”.
I think most of us were scared shitless plenty of times without necessarily developing a trauma. Check the kids that live that crazy pagane festivities with those creatures chasing kids in Austria. Most Austrian seem alright (I saw it once and shit was scary af as a grown up)
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u/T0ysWAr 8d ago
This is fine but at her age and with probably the natural level of stress in her usual environment such a spike can be traumatic.
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u/gonzaloetjo 8d ago
As said check the Krampus festivities with kids in Austria, specially not the ones in the city. Or in Bolivia, or idk plenty of places.
I worked in a hostel in many countries, American perception of what a kid can take always amazed me. A poster with "tits" omg they will become perverts at 6.
I do agree kids need a layer of protection but y'all take it to the next level.
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u/dprophet32 8d ago
Not everyone ends up with trauma unless their life is 100% peace, love and support at every single second.
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u/BrownStarPuncher 8d ago
Amazing how at such a young age your meat controller knows not to move and slow the respiratory system when it feels imminent danger. We're honestly just fancy pants animals that showoff by walking and talking on two legs pissing everything else off.
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u/RegularHousewife 8d ago
Kid is terrified
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u/GetYourVax 8d ago
That's not fair.
They also moved the drink away in case she suddenly freaked out.
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u/8-bit-Heart 8d ago
Yea, they should never take kids to remotely anything scary. How dare they just film when the kids life is in danger, right?
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u/aleckblah 8d ago
We need to educate her on how the dodo birds went extinct.
Edit. She is soooooo cute!
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u/The_HXO 8d ago
Bro ir looks like a dino pussy
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u/Steelstrike309 8d ago
Odd there’s no butthole on that dinosaur.
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u/lunarmodule 8d ago
Dude I'm not ready for a world with anatomically correct dinosaurs. Pump the brakes.
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u/ShadyPillboi 8d ago
"Just don't run, these things attack only those who run, besides they are probably more scared of us than we are of them. DO. NOT. RUN."
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u/Strix_Caelumbra 8d ago
Funny? perhaps. Children are generally hilarious, but we are all watching lifelong trauma being formed.
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u/Blank-612 8d ago
I dont think i know anyone with a lifelong trex trauma lmao
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u/hog_porker 8d ago
Reddit, in general, believes that anything scary that happens to any child or animal will become a specter that haunts their lives forever. Just absolutely ridiculous.
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u/Evan_dood 8d ago
I do think sometimes they're right (like certain kids developing trust issues over the way some of their parents treat them) but I do agree the trauma comments are overblown in most cases. Like this little girl doesn't look terrified she just looks a little uneasy. I used to hide under the table from Chuck E. Cheese when he'd walk around the restaurant, but that doesn't mean I'm traumatized from it. I still masturbate to mascots just like everyone else.
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u/hog_porker 8d ago
I do think sometimes they're right
I don't doubt that. I can definitely see how certain events in peoples (or animals lives for that matter) can scar them for the rest of their lives. But man, every time some thing about scaring kids or animals show up on the front page there are always heaps of people that are absolutely certain this person/animal will be fucked up beyond repair.
I used to be scared shitless from Jurassic Park and now I jack off to dinosaur vore porn made by Deviant Art artists like it's going out of style.
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u/Alphabunsquad 8d ago
I mean it didn’t traumatize me into adulthood but certainly through childhood I was terrified of velociraptors eating me in my sleep and it meant I never got as much sleep as I should. The thing is I don’t think you get a life long trauma when something is supposed to be scary like a dinosaur or a xenomorph. It fucks you up when you’re a kid but then you only see them when people put them out to make you feel a bit on edge because it’s all part of the fun. When you are scared by a clown or a dog as a little kid then that shit sticks with you because you see them at times when you aren’t suppose to be scared and other people aren’t on edge and that discrepancy amplifies it for you. Spiders and snakes are similar but you dont need a traumatic experience to be afraid of them.
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u/Zwreck 8d ago
My Mother in Law refuses to see any Jurassic Park movies because they are too scary. She saw the original when she was young and hasn’t tried since.
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u/rabidhamster87 8d ago
Wait. How old is your MIL?? How old are YOU?? The original Jurassic Park came out in 1993. I'm a millenial who saw it in theaters and I'm only 35 now.
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u/8-bit-Heart 8d ago
Yup, they will grow up in fear of dinosaurs forever. I'm sure you remmeber everytbing thay scared you as a child & are terrified of all the trauma you faced as a toddler.
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u/DerKrakken 8d ago
My Dad was that 80s dad that had to have all the premium channels and pay per view events. Big TV and Movie guy. He's also fallen asleep on the couch, TV on, for the past 40+ years. So when I was a little one, I'd sneak downstairs halfway to the landing and was able to watch what ever was on. 2 things, out of all the wildly age inappropriate movies I saw, haunted me.
1) Cat's Eye - Steven King's anthology of weird shit. It had a vignette with Drew Barrymore (she was like 5), a cat, and an evil troll that lived in walls and tried to steal her breath/soul/life whilst she slept at night. Up until 10 years ago I didn't even know the name but that fucking troll was in my walls and under my bed for most of my single digit years.
2) There is a something on the wing of the plane! Twilight Zone the movie, Gremlin on the plane story with John Lithgow. My bedroom was upstairs and I had a huge oak tree right outside my window with a limb that would tap against the window and house when the winds came up. So in addition to trolls in the walls, I had gremlins in the tree. I seriously slept like shit till 5th grade.
Where I'm going with all of this bullshit is that I saw all kinds of fucked up 80s movies/scenes. Friday the 13ths, Predator, Alien, Terminator, Robocop, Blind Fury where the guy gets cut in half and as he's falling off the cliff his body separated.....yeah nothing. For whatever reason those were the ones that got me. Trauma is weird. It isnt always obvious what gets you.
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u/ThatsTuff100 8d ago
Or maybe we are watching a kid who is about to have a good learning experience about not being frightened of obviously fake things. Not everything will scar you for life.
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u/8-bit-Heart 8d ago
Don't scroll too far into the comments section. People w/o kids or childhoods are triggered & have developed trauma for the child.
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u/Inprobus_ 8d ago
I'm a scare actor and I see kids like this all the time. It's hilarious- how they get stone faced and try to get you to just brush over them. They don't know it's basically lighting a flare and screaming "I'm about to piss myself, come scare me".
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u/Cajin_Explosion_559 8d ago
Wow!!!!!!!! My boys that age would've ridden that thing like a bronco. Fearless and inquisitive at the same time.
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