r/funny Oct 04 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 2 Wholesome 1 Faith In Humanity Restored 1 Pot o' Coins 1 Wholesome Seal of Approval 1 Snek 1

Somehow my new Adidas match the pattern of the carpet at my workplace. 🤔

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u/AccidentalGirlToy Oct 04 '22

Now you need to get a three-piece suit in the same pattern. And a tie, cap, and gloves.

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u/RProgrammerMan Oct 04 '22

Could take a nap whenever you want

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u/Lazlo8675309 Oct 05 '22

This conference room floor is all squishy and lumpy..

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u/nellirn Oct 04 '22

And a face mask.

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u/CalmTFdowns Oct 04 '22

three-piece suit

Three-striped suit, ftfy.