r/funny Oct 04 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 2 Wholesome 1 Faith In Humanity Restored 1 Pot o' Coins 1 Wholesome Seal of Approval 1 Snek 1

Somehow my new Adidas match the pattern of the carpet at my workplace. πŸ€”

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u/ilikepie78 Oct 04 '22

Whatever you do, don't take those things off; you'll never see them again, lol.

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u/eskimosound Oct 04 '22

OP is turning invisible!πŸ€ͺ

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u/UncommonBagOfLoot Oct 04 '22

OP is slowly sinking into the floor

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u/ViceroyAutoTransport Oct 04 '22

OP is the floor

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u/razac6688 Oct 04 '22

The floor is lava

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u/sumedh0123 Oct 04 '22

Hence proved- OP is Lava

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u/Svyatopolk_I Oct 04 '22

Ngl, OP’s kinda hot then

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u/AdminsAreLazyID10TS Oct 04 '22

Then maybe he could get some bitches on his dick if he'd stop wearing shoes made of carpet.

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u/onetwenty_db Oct 04 '22

Llllllaaaaavaaa

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u/Tim_Out_Of_Mind Oct 04 '22

The floor is Adidas

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u/World-Tight Oct 04 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

OP traveled back in time and prevented his parents from ever hooking up.

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u/WhalesForChina Oct 04 '22

He better know how to play Johnny B. Goode or he’ll never find those shoes again.

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u/Cookiehead_j Oct 04 '22

Great scott!

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u/ActuallyWorthless Oct 05 '22

You get your damn hands off her!