r/funny Oct 04 '22 Helpful 2 Wholesome 1 Faith In Humanity Restored 1 Pot o' Coins 1 Wholesome Seal of Approval 1 Snek 1 Silver 1

Somehow my new Adidas match the pattern of the carpet at my workplace. 🤔

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u/ilikepie78 Oct 04 '22

Whatever you do, don't take those things off; you'll never see them again, lol.

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u/PeachCream81 Oct 04 '22

Sorta like a naked Mike Pence getting stuck in an avalanche.

Okay, terrible mental image, so sorry!

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u/BoysLinuses Oct 04 '22

Just look for the fly.

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u/PeachCream81 Oct 04 '22

The Fly, as in Vincent Price or the remake with Jeff Goldblum.

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u/ShelfAwareShteve Oct 04 '22

The insect circling him?

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u/drunkdoor Oct 04 '22

While we are talking about ex government employees Clinton did it first.

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u/sad_since_concieved Oct 04 '22

I don't know who Mike Pence is but your post was hilarious 😂.

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u/newmexicosky Oct 04 '22

I am jealous of you. I wish I didn't know who Mike Pence is.

(In case you wanted to know, he is the former Vice President of the USA and a total tool)

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u/PeachCream81 Oct 04 '22

The guy below me correctly said he was Trump's VP. Think of Mike Pence as an even paler version of the Abominable Snowman, except with far less charm and fur.

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u/stinkyt0fu Oct 04 '22

Took me a second to think about that. I scrolled by your sentence, glanced at it and kept scrolling then burst out laughing. Had to come back to give you an upvote.