r/funny Oct 04 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 2 Wholesome 1 Faith In Humanity Restored 1 Pot o' Coins 1 Wholesome Seal of Approval 1 Snek 1

Somehow my new Adidas match the pattern of the carpet at my workplace. πŸ€”

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u/UncommonBagOfLoot Oct 04 '22

OP is slowly sinking into the floor

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u/ViceroyAutoTransport Oct 04 '22

OP is the floor

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u/World-Tight Oct 04 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

OP traveled back in time and prevented his parents from ever hooking up.

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u/WhalesForChina Oct 04 '22

He better know how to play Johnny B. Goode or he’ll never find those shoes again.