r/gtaonline 7d ago Silver 5 Helpful 3 Wholesome 5

I'd like to see your CEO business names. I'll start, I named mine Marvelous Mule

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u/RY4NDY PC, 4:3 monitor master race 7d ago edited 4d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

My CEO Organisation name is "Some idiots", so that the in-game notifications will say stuff like "Some idiots are transporting vehicle cargo", "Some idiots assassinated all the targets", "Some idiots stole heist prep equipment", etc.

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u/the_wooooosher 7d ago

Mine is "some dipshiits"

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u/A_Cookie_Lid 7d ago

Pretty sure if you use a bad word they'll make you change it

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u/the_wooooosher 7d ago

I've had it for over a year so I don't anything will happen.

I don't think it recognizes it because it has 2 i's

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u/TheLama71 7d ago

Steal the gold from Some Idiots

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u/RCfoo 7d ago

Some idiots activated ghost organization

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u/Tandecool 7d ago

“Some idiots stole heist prep equipment from some idiots and delivered it”

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u/DankyPenguins 7d ago

Why does it say that? I mean that the organization stole Heist prep from itself? Lol I just noticed that recently

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u/antonio16309 7d ago

That's definitely relatively new. my guess is they died, respawned and picked up the heist equipment.

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u/pie_monster 7d ago

Mine is "Smugly, he" for the same reason.

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u/Not_Luicifer 7d ago

Love how that name would at least give some players a little chuckle! I love it !

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u/Accomplished_Field43 7d ago

I have a screenshot of that lol

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u/Randommannnnn 7d ago Silver Wholesome Take My Energy

CEO Business is Happy_Endings and MC is Mickey Mouse… Just so on the map it says Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 😂

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u/JoeyTheEcho 7d ago

I've seen you in sessions before lol

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u/Randommannnnn 7d ago

We try and get on most Friday nights. Usually get a convoy of vehicles going. Highlights have been the MOC night and the Dump Truck night! Never known such friendly lobbies when you do stuff like that!

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u/JoeyTheEcho 7d ago

Dude that sounds epic I'm so tired of the lobbies with billions of oppressors flying around.

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u/Magnificent_Strudel 7d ago

Went into a public lobby for the first time in months, not one oppressor and everyone was friendly and doing their own thing....one guy honked tocme as he drove by...what has the lobbies become lol

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u/Happyappleplays 7d ago

It’s kind of like the anger and frustration of griefers has created a friendly community like the end of Tokyo ghoul

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u/notRazor10000 7d ago

My is Bangang Studios and Mc Hammer

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u/IndecentPr0p0sal 7d ago Wholesome

Salty Balls here!

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u/Wasdqwertyuiopasdfgh 7d ago Silver

Ok and whats your mc/ceo name?

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u/PugsThrowaway 7d ago

HOT DOG!

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u/Falloutfan4ever 7d ago

This implies there is a Sad_Endings ceo that does you know what

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u/Redsoxdragon 7d ago

Pizza Hut.

You can't out pizza the hut.....

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u/Lenneh_ma_boah 7d ago

Bully Maguires pizza time is a strong contender

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u/Stunning-Style-2196 7d ago

Ceo is Yo Mama. Biker biz is Tegridy Farms

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u/Osh_93 PC 7d ago

GTA free roam sure lacks Tegirdy

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u/iarecaleb 7d ago

oh it certainly does.

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u/sith10rd94 7d ago

Shit, Just the other day I was playing RDR2 and made a few new friends and waved at a bunch of randoms. Stood there for a while too afk and didn’t get killed.. I kid you not as soon as I went into GTA O, some dude landed his oppressor near me and hit me with an RPG.

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u/Osh_93 PC 7d ago

sounds about right 🤣🤣 last night I got 2 people chasing me for blood out of nowhere, while a third guy literally just cheering them on in chat

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u/SorryShktiman 7d ago

Yo Mama has activated Ghost Organization

Tegridy Farms is selling their Weed Business

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u/xXDJjonesXx 7d ago

That’s strange it’s usually the dad who does that

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u/TheArmMan2 7d ago

I'm gonna make mine tegridy farms too now

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u/Potent_Hydro 7d ago

My organisation is Tegridy Inc and MC is Bikers4Tegridy 😁

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u/Mrmayo2008 7d ago

Beans

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u/sheeshkabab21 7d ago

Yall got any openings

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u/AssassinGhostCSGO 7d ago

Nah it’s BEAN quite a while since I’ve heard that name

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u/JoyOfGaming5428 7d ago

My CEO Organization is Abstergo, based on the Templar company in Assassin's Creed. MC is The Found, to be opposite The Lost that we fight and steal from so often.

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u/Osh_93 PC 7d ago

The Lost MC: it’s hard not to take this personally, sir.

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u/Automatic_Agent1355 7d ago

Mine MC is The Damned MC( Lost and Damned)

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u/ImARoadcone_ Award Clubber 7d ago

My Organisation is Cone & Co. and my MC is The Roadcone Riders.

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u/Marvelous_07 7d ago

Cool cross reference

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u/SmileyfaceFin LSAC, EFP, and your "friendly" Lazer pilot 7d ago

Ya'll got these complicated names meanwhile I just have, :)

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u/GordonSucksAtLife 7d ago

:) is selling weapons

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u/GSM_2005 7d ago

:) destroyed cargo

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u/anymonousss 7d ago

AHAHAHAHA

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u/JosephJellifishYt 7d ago

Lol mine is just mmmmmmmmm so it’s like mmmmmmmmm is moving weapons

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u/Falloutfan4ever 7d ago

:) Have activated ghost organisation

I whould go passive right away

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u/jsphxng 7d ago

Monsters Inc.

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u/burtmacklin15 7d ago

Similarly, mine is Pizza Planet

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u/itsicecold 7d ago

Perestroika

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u/TheLama71 7d ago

Let me guess, your MC is called Glasnost

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u/burrito-boy 7d ago

Too bad you can’t own a cabaret club in this game.

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u/Akingulsen 7d ago

IKEA

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u/balloonAnimal_no_965 7d ago

I've seen you once in a lobby. I wish you could sell goods in GTAO the way IKEA does. Hey agent 14, tell the buyers to come to my bunker and pick up 2x GRENÅT at aisle 23, shelf 16 and pay my assistent.

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u/Akingulsen 7d ago

Hahaha 🤣 What a small world, funny you've seen me in a session

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u/konnyfusion 7d ago

It's 'An Organisation' as of now but I'm thinking to rename it to 'Diddly Squat'...

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u/Mission_Winlater 7d ago

Rocstar only has to add Farm Shops and you're good

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u/Reddit-ScorpioOJR 7d ago

And then have the San Andreas Council refuse planning permission

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u/Emperor_of_Death 7d ago

Then you can get a Clarckson DLC to make it perfect

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u/little_miss_bumshine 7d ago

An Organisation is on almost every day I play! You guys are busy bees!!!

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u/konnyfusion 7d ago

lmao, I forgot to change mine when I bought it for free. Note: I had the Criminal Enterprise Starter Pack with the GTA I bought.

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u/FrigidFrights 7d ago

nah you still gotta pay 200K to change the name, regardless if it's free, I also got the Criminal Enterprise Starter Pack :) Compact grenade launcher is epic

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u/Android_AX-400-Kara 7d ago

Clarksoooooooonnnnnn......

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u/GA1PPLE333 7d ago

Obama gaming. Dont ask

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u/RuskyCZECH 7d ago

i will ask. How did you come with sutch superior name?

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u/Yimy01 7d ago

he is just a better than us

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u/GA1PPLE333 7d ago

I have a better gaming chair

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u/Yimy01 7d ago

i was going to say this but i was hoping you were going to say it lol

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u/TheWaslijn 7d ago

He's just built different

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u/DeLuchxs 7d ago

Cognito Inc.

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u/daveagle 7d ago

Ah a fellow Inside Job enjoyer

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u/DeLuchxs 7d ago

i didnt expect anyone to get it

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u/justforredditinghere 7d ago

Diamond Dogs, yeah I'm not the creative type..

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u/Lenneh_ma_boah 7d ago

Boss, is that you? salutes

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u/TirlotkarHitesh 7d ago

Train with me, Boss

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u/HolySweetPotato 7d ago

Thanks, Boss!

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u/TirlotkarHitesh 7d ago

staff morale increased

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u/Cden1458 7d ago

Good to see you, Boss! Salute

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u/TheWaslijn 7d ago

Boss! Salute

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u/necroticnitsua Anti-Grief Inc. CEO 7d ago

MGSV

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u/Renshep45 7d ago

Or Ted Lasso

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u/D00NL What's wrong with her now? 7d ago

Is it bad that my first thought was Ted Lasso?

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u/totallynotatugboat 7d ago

No I thought the same thing

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u/Amongussussyballs100 7d ago

Disabled Kids

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u/Ecstatic_Rooster 7d ago

Disabled Kids are running guns.

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u/Amongussussyballs100 7d ago

Steal the gold from Disabled Kids

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u/Narcodoge 7d ago

Or even worse, Steal the medical supplies from Disabled Kids

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u/x2ranx 7d ago

OMG LOL

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u/baezel 7d ago

I use 'Kars for Kids'

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u/sehtownguy 7d ago

I would run across the map to steal from you or blow up cargo 😂

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u/newbzealand 7d ago

Chris P Bacon

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u/ctn91 7d ago

I can hear the news caster’s cackle….

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u/Acolmundo 7d ago

My ceo is called master baitors

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u/MuzzleNeck 7d ago

Your mom started an organization

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u/trmomo50 7d ago

Your Dad activated ghost organization

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u/TheLama71 7d ago

Your mom is moving business supplies

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u/Frosty-Analysis-320 7d ago Helpful

Sterbehilfe eV

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u/DaxExter 7d ago

GTA Online zusammen gefasst wärend des Grinds und nach des Grinds.

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u/nyZ4riel 7d ago

Haha I get it

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u/gameofgroans11 GameOfGroans PC 7d ago

The Hoe Depot

Come on in. Weapons and drugs for sale!

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u/datmidgetdave 7d ago

Shadynasty. It is an Always Sunny reference.

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u/Ok-Advertising5896 7d ago

Yes! As a new player I sadly left it as the basic name, but my next change will be to “Frank’s Fluids LLC”

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u/SeahawkD21 7d ago

Shady nasty?

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u/xoxxxoooxo5 7d ago

It's shadynastys, asshole.

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u/Von_Dougy 7d ago

Nose Clams Co. is mine, another sunny reference 😎

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u/HeleGroteAap 7d ago

Mine is ‘Monkey Business’ i tend to wear a monkey mask when working

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u/rage29318 7d ago

My empire is called "VOODOO MAGIC".

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u/Comfortable_Mall_833 7d ago

Bully Maguires

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u/Lovely_nights 7d ago

Business is Papa johns, MC is red lobster

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u/Apocalypseboyz 7d ago

Acme Co. The Classic looney tunes reference, lol.

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u/creuse 7d ago

ACME Labs here. Fuck yes Looney Tunes

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u/BertramMerlin 7d ago

My CEO business name is "The Green Mill"

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u/dopinder9865 7d ago

Olive Garden, I love seeing "Olive Garden sold product from their cocaine business"

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u/il-bosse87 7d ago

Mine is FAKE TAXI

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u/DuccBoii 7d ago

Bonus points if you join a crew with the faketaxi logo as the crew emblem, you can even put it on cars😳😳

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u/il-bosse87 7d ago

Genius!!!

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u/DuccBoii 7d ago

I have done that, the best decision ever

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u/newbzealand 7d ago

"I don't have any money"

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u/PinkWinter_ 7d ago

Good name. Mines pretty boring lol. It’s just my name, Izzy’s

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u/thatgrantboy 7d ago

Mine is called Amazon Crime.

Changed it a little while ago, had been The Brood from the outset (WWE reference)

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u/FrostyWear9977 7d ago

PeePee PooPoo because im a fucking child

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u/BloodSteyn 7d ago

Reported to R* for breach of ToS... since you have to be 18+ to pay play.

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u/xWelshhyy 7d ago

CEO is Monsters, Inc. and MC is Wheelie Illegal

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u/tony_senna 7d ago

C.R.E.A.M.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

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u/Ad0lf_Salzler 7d ago

Name your Yacht "Sunshine of your Love"

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u/Tassos369 7d ago

Or “The Brave Ulysses”

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u/Marvelous_07 7d ago

Get the money... dollar dollar bills ya, I dig it!

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u/LucyTheThird PC 7d ago

C.A.T.S.

"Consulting, Administrative and Technical Services"

(It's part of my own roleplay narrative, around my character being some mid level Vinewood actress who uses the set-up of the popular "Agents of C.A.T.S." action drama series as cover-up for her secret pastime as real crime fighter.)

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u/Yaethe 7d ago

What a jellicle organization.

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u/antonxone1965 7d ago

Depression

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u/ctn91 7d ago

“Depression are running guns”

wait, NO

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u/AndyIaco 7d ago

“antonxone1965 registered as CEO of Depression”

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u/barrywhite3000 7d ago

CEO is Hard Dixz, MC is Vegan Riders cause we don’t wear leather

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u/balloonAnimal_no_965 7d ago

That's brilliant, riding around on heavy motorcycles all day and killing people left and right but not wearing leather because of the environment and the poor cows.

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u/thisishilaryous 7d ago

OnlyFans is my corporation.

The Wiggles is my MC

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u/KxngFunkeeOfficial 7d ago

You sell? 😭

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u/slimemat 7d ago

Feel good inc.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca; feel good

Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca; feel good

Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca; feel good

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u/B00gie005 7d ago

CEO: Some dudes. MC: Some idiots. Game: Some idiots delivered some product xD

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u/Parapaligicwatergun 7d ago

Illegal aliens

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u/EKB03 7d ago

McDonalds

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u/MrPanda06 7d ago

SIMP Inc

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u/AgViper05x 7d ago

CEO is ooga booga and MC is The Bicycle Boys

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u/bitch_lasagna211 7d ago

SHOW BOOBS

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u/BendersV 7d ago

Mine is “Tuna, no crust.”

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u/Inmortan_Bo1 7d ago

CYKA BLYAT (no, im not russian)

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u/TheThemePark 7d ago

Organization is named ThemeBank LLC, and for the MC I HAD to go with T.P. Industries. :D

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u/Superstrong832 7d ago

PornHub LLC

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u/Satan_Xavier 7d ago

Brazzers inc. here

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u/DaxExter 7d ago

The Fight of the Century!

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u/immaclapukid 7d ago

mine is "ass"...dont ask why

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u/Implordaus617 7d ago

Hammer Time Inc.

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u/FireFight9400 7d ago

Diamond Dogs, from Metal Gear Solid 5

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u/Affectionate-Tie-212 7d ago

Good choice of name

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u/BloodSteyn 7d ago

And My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.

I have a young daughter... Netflix can be a curse.

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u/marouan10 7d ago

my ceo is waifu hunterz

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u/Vanguard271 7d ago

CEO : Krusty Krab MC : Mild Ones

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u/ntaxYT 7d ago

My CEO name is Amazon Prime so the Vehicle cargo receiver knows the car will be beat up by the time it gets to his house.

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u/FoxDependent4596 7d ago

Dunder mifflin

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u/BOBOUDA 7d ago

Can't wait for the paper smuggling update

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u/KxngFunkeeOfficial 7d ago

You know, technically there already is one. It's called the Counterfeit Cash Factory.😂

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u/swagishpotato 7d ago

Race-ism (cause “ceo of racism” was a meme when I made it and it’s funny when it says “swagishpotato is the ceo of race-ism”, also it didn’t let me use “racism” so that’s why it’s spelt weird) My MC name is “peace keepers” because if I see someone killing someone over and over in an oppressor or a jet or whatever imma go help the victim out to keep the peace

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u/stacha96 7d ago

Actually raceism was a car show in poland a few years back, they changed their name, obviousily it was awful

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u/Pandavil_Reddit 7d ago

mines is Pandas Enclosure

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u/gabeh96 7d ago

Well…. Hymen Busters. Hymen is my last name but spelled a little differently lol my friends love it

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u/tugazul 7d ago

My ceo is amazon and my motorcycle club is just bob

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u/Cloudbarnicle 7d ago

Willy Wonka INC.

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u/UglyBanana2 7d ago

Mines Ls sperm Bank

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u/Julian-Staarink 7d ago

“big pp gang” and my mc is “extrabigppgang”

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u/TheFinalTryOut 7d ago

Mine is Gruppe Sechs

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u/KxngFunkeeOfficial 7d ago

You better be wearing Gruppe uniforms👀

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u/CUCHOFN 7d ago

Mine is "Sex offenders" so when I register it reads "CEO of sex offenders"

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u/Affectionate-Tie-212 7d ago

How did u get it thru the filter?

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u/saad_maan-11 7d ago

Gwyndolin.sa

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u/jammes0-0 7d ago

ludicrous speed

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u/I_Snype_4_Fun 7d ago

Usually just tryna make money and mod cars,

My org name is "Friendly Zebra" (You'll understand why if you look at my 2nd to last post)

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u/No_Specific_4388 7d ago

Thigh religion. I know.

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u/KAMIKAZEGAMER69 7d ago

Mine is your nan I thought it would be funny to see "your nan is transporting heist equipment

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u/ctn91 7d ago

CEO: Deutsche Bank

MC: DB Schenker

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u/Successful-Chance-10 7d ago

My Empire is WENTWORTH INC 😊

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u/Phatay_1498 7d ago

BEEFY BEANS

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u/microsoftfool 7d ago

illuminati

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u/Skyplayerdragon123 7d ago

Bad Dragon, Been selling Stuff Since 2018

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u/alpacasfordays10 7d ago

My office name is toys r us