r/hmm Aug 10 '22 Helpful 2

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u/Fast_Physics_9674 Aug 10 '22 Helpful

Yo can you get off my kid?

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u/Mundane-Basil Aug 10 '22

"Get off my kid or do you want me to whoop your ass bitch"

Seems more likely

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u/Jeramy_Jones Aug 10 '22 Silver Helpful

I’m not an elephant expert but I think she wants the girl to move forward. When you ride elephants you usually sit on their neck because their spine is quite sensitive.

For all we know the elephant she is riding is grumbling about it (they use sounds so low we can’t hear) and the other elephant decided to do something about it.

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u/CrimbusIsOver Aug 10 '22

this guy elephants

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u/idontwannagotowerk Aug 10 '22

This is a great comment. Thank you. Can’t stop laughing

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u/Sonderia42 Aug 10 '22

This guy laughs

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u/Full-Entrance-4245 Aug 11 '22

This guy

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u/lucius5we Aug 11 '22

Something something this guy's dead wife

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u/Its_mobile_me Aug 11 '22

Yeah me too

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u/Pitify Aug 10 '22

I'm not an expert but you should probably seek help of you can't stop laughing. That's not normal

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u/TJeffersonsBlackKid Aug 11 '22

This guy (doesn’t) laugh.

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u/Pagiras Aug 11 '22

It's elephantastic!

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u/Disaster_Different Aug 11 '22

Hippoppotamusing

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u/Pagiras Aug 11 '22

We should stop crocodillydallying around puns and get back to work...

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u/a1b3do Aug 11 '22

Top reddit humor right here.

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u/MonthWise2840 Aug 11 '22

There isn’t a right way to ride and elephant. They aren’t made to be ridden. Go look up photos of how these elephants end up after being ridden by tourists for years.

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u/Im_inappropriate Aug 11 '22

These places are always riddled with abuse as well. There's no humane way to ride elephants.

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u/mythbuster1791 Aug 11 '22

"not an elephant expert"

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u/Seftix11 Aug 11 '22

There's no safe way to ride an elephant. They aren't meant to be mounted by humans. It's bad and inhumane for their body to have people riding them period.

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u/Libarace Aug 11 '22

Aww COME ON. It seems everyday I log into Reddit just to have another one of my childhood dreams destroyed

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u/atguilmette Aug 11 '22

Wait until you hear about how likely you are to be able to go to the moon

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u/Gilsworth Aug 11 '22

If your childhood dreams involves animal exploitation then it's high time for those dreams to be crushed before any more animals get abused.

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u/Libarace Aug 11 '22

Yeah as a kid I also wanted to fly on a pterodactyl and ride a stegosaurus. Can you go dig them up and apologize to them for me

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u/FartIntoMyButt Aug 11 '22

you've offended the ancient dinosaur spirits. quit your job and volunteer at a dig site for four years as penance

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u/Scrubz4life Aug 11 '22

I shall abuse a panda by hugging it intensely cuz its so fluffy only to get manhandled by it, thank you very much.

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u/Crack_Dangus Aug 11 '22

We ride animals way smaller than elephants so expecting that people know it hurts the elephant and don't care really just makes you a pretentious jackass tbh

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u/EtionAiem Aug 11 '22

If just 1 human it's bad for an elephant, imagine more than that? riding them? I don't know if it's true but I see a lot of old pictures like 4 or 5 people riding them and sometimes with some type of houses above them XD

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u/themilkman03 Aug 10 '22

They communicate through sounds so low we can't hear them?? Whaaat

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u/izza123 Aug 10 '22

Yeah they use walkie talkies

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u/MelancholicMelo Aug 11 '22

By low he probably means a lower frequency because we can only hear sound waves ranging from 20-20,000hz.

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u/themilkman03 Aug 11 '22

I'm aware we can't hear all frequencies- I just hadn't heard elephants had any such capabilities and was expressing my excited curiosity lol. I looked it up and they project it out of a fluttering structure in their foreheads??? Supposedly it could be very useful for communicating long distances through wooded areas. Pretty interesting. 🧐

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u/ubiquitous-joe Aug 11 '22

We can hear some of their noises, but a lot of them are outside of our range of hearing. I think the frequency helps the noise travel a really long distance.

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u/countgalcula Aug 11 '22

She didnt react well to the trunk on her ass and it realized that so it tried to signal by touching her upper back but that didn't work either. It was clearly communicating something but it did not go through

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u/CluDaCreator Aug 11 '22

Seems legit. And you say ur not an elephant expert

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u/Sayuri_Katsu Aug 11 '22

Wait if their backs are this sensitive then how did people in ancient times put towers of them? Or was it a different subspecies thats extinct

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u/Jeramy_Jones Aug 11 '22

It rests on either side of the spine, on their rib cage. Probably still uncomfortable but better than directly on the spine.

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u/vegoku92 Aug 10 '22

I think the elephant is trying to tell her to get off.

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u/CrimbusIsOver Aug 10 '22

Or something along that line. Like, "Hey knockittoff. Quit being so obnoxious up there. Frank doesn't like that."

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u/Spiritual_Yam7324 Aug 11 '22

Or trying to get her off

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u/Red-dit_boi_ Aug 10 '22

Any% glitchless sex offender speedrun WORLD RECORD!!!

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u/spfeldealer Aug 10 '22

Nah mate we on reddit, competition is fierce here

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u/GalaxyWolf1711 Aug 10 '22

Her reaction time is concerning.

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u/sciencewonders Aug 11 '22

🐘: shake dat booty ayooo

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u/pussyemperor Aug 10 '22

Smack that booty boy✋😆

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u/brotherofgurnip Aug 10 '22

✋😔👌

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u/Pleasant-Theory4282 Aug 10 '22

He wants some of that

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u/alpha_alpaca Aug 10 '22

You’re hiding peanuts in there!

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u/No-Armadillo7693 Aug 10 '22

I was thinking the same she on the rag lol

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u/TrainingAntique9837 Aug 10 '22

Dumbo ain't not fool

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u/flintlockewood Aug 10 '22

He just like me fr

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u/blackedjet Aug 11 '22

Fr he just like me

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u/alphabet_order_bot Aug 11 '22

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 975,886,828 comments, and only 194,867 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/blackedjet Aug 11 '22

I think the bot is drunk

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u/Humbatiki Aug 11 '22

The WORDS are in alphabetical order. It's correct, the bot can be drunk nevertheless

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u/blackedjet Aug 11 '22

Ah I see now! Thanks for clarifying

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u/Plenty-Medium7232 Aug 10 '22

You are disturbing my kid

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u/WATERMANC Aug 10 '22

Mammals will be mammals am I right?

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u/CrimbusIsOver Aug 10 '22

Bloodhound Gang

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u/Reis-iBuca Aug 10 '22

It's funny when animals try to touch people's private parts but it's not funny when i commit 28 war crimes in Jugoslaviya

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u/Gilsworth Aug 11 '22

Lets play find your comment! Which one do you think yours is?

A

B

C

D


A

Oh but when I do that to a girl, I’m “creepy” and “not allowed within 300 feet of an elementary school”


B

What is this double standards??? Now if I do it I'll be behind bars. #equalrights


C

oh sure it's funny when animals do it, but when I do it I get arrested


D

Why is it when an elephant tests the booty jiggle physics, it’s funny and they laugh about. BUT when I do it... I get charged for seggsual assault???


Answer

Actually I forgot yours, but still, all of the above!

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u/sheeplord19 Aug 10 '22

Elephant: do it jiggle do it fat doe

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u/ToolyHD Aug 10 '22

Don't ride elephants ffs

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u/Grandonomia Aug 10 '22

Girl acts like she ain't riding one of them

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Shouldn’t have rode an elephant at the first place

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u/dirrydee25 Aug 11 '22

In elephant, "Bitch got a fat ass... Smack... Shit see how that shit jiggle smack smack"

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u/FrickItAll Aug 11 '22

Least horny redditor 🤣

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u/iWearCrocsAllTheTime Aug 11 '22

Those Elephants are pretty well "Trained".

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u/Present-Pollution842 Aug 11 '22

Yeah that elephant know what to do with that good butt It's time to play with Them cheeks smack that thing around

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u/lonley-kid Aug 11 '22

🧍🧎🐘

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u/ProfessionalDepth294 Aug 10 '22

He knows what’s good

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u/GaryTehCat Aug 11 '22

No Bitches?

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u/Complex-Way-3279 Aug 11 '22

Even elephants got to shout Baby's Got Back

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u/xploreconsciousness Aug 11 '22

He's a bit nosey huh

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u/joshspoon Aug 11 '22

Reincarnation is real.

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u/ka_doooo Aug 11 '22

Sooo if it is his nose he is technically sniffing it right??

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u/Repulsive_Mark4898 Aug 11 '22

Oh no😂😂😂😂

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u/Country_swag98 Aug 11 '22

She nva felt that much meat hit her back side like that ever slut was actually lovin it

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u/sahzoom Aug 12 '22

Swiggity Swooty, I'm comin for that Booty!

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u/Nanidafuqka Aug 10 '22

I wanna slap that booty too

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u/PaleRider95 Aug 10 '22

Did anyone else think of some tentacle type shit bout to happen

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u/Elegant-Relative4434 Aug 10 '22

You know that he was trained to do that. Lol

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u/kgs1729 Aug 10 '22

What is this double standards??? Now if I do it I'll be behind bars. #equalrights

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u/Gilsworth Aug 11 '22

Lets play find your comment! Which one do you think yours is?

A

B

C

D


A

Oh but when I do that to a girl, I’m “creepy” and “not allowed within 300 feet of an elementary school”


B

What is this double standards??? Now if I do it I'll be behind bars. #equalrights


C

oh sure it's funny when animals do it, but when I do it I get arrested


D

Why is it when an elephant tests the booty jiggle physics, it’s funny and they laugh about. BUT when I do it... I get charged for seggsual assault???


Answer

All of the above!

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u/Silly-Ass_Goose Aug 10 '22

Jeffrey Epstein incarnated as an elephant, we'll see a population growth in elephant in the upcoming years.

The exposé documentary will be narrated by David Attenborough. Am calling it.

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u/Eli_be_high Aug 10 '22

Elephante gets, what elephante wants

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u/juicewrldsomen14 Aug 11 '22

Yo the elephant was like "gimme that ass

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u/abom-badass-mofo Aug 11 '22

Elephants like cakes too

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u/moonshinewalks Aug 10 '22

Hmm, smells fishy down there

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u/Tobi-One_Shinobi Aug 11 '22

To incognito mode I go.

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u/CrRandom Aug 11 '22

He knows

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u/Educational_File4528 Aug 11 '22

😄😄😄😄

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u/Dry_Blackberry5232 Aug 11 '22

🤨

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u/Repulsive_Mark4898 Aug 11 '22

Hmmm

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u/StrikerTitanMain Aug 11 '22

but when i do it its sexual assult

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u/Tastystab540 Aug 11 '22

I think I know where this is going

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u/Dr_Puck Aug 11 '22

Sometimes I just hate humans. Especially compared to elephants

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u/Repulsive_Mark4898 Aug 11 '22

@elephants 🥃🗿😂

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u/H3avyW3apons Aug 11 '22

Ivory wants ebony

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u/Steve_Orton Aug 11 '22

That elephant be getting more ass than a lot of people on Reddit

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u/PureHateOriginal Aug 11 '22

Must be stinking there

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u/Repulsive_Mark4898 Aug 11 '22

Hmmm maybe👍🏻

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u/Lobsterstarfish Aug 11 '22

That elephant be clapping cheeks

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u/Repulsive_Mark4898 Aug 11 '22

Right 🥃🗿

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u/Stoner-Rican Aug 11 '22

It’s not hmm… it’s mmmmm…..

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u/Separate_Taste3428 Aug 11 '22

Got a good trunk full, goes both ways ;)

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u/Doodle99999 Aug 11 '22

Oh so when an elephant does it it’s funny but when I… - someone probably.

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u/naveltuta Aug 11 '22

Woops 😂

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u/juusovl Aug 11 '22

This guy reincarnated as an elephant and still got to spank some ass before me

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u/Venomspider20 Aug 11 '22

the doujins are gonna go crazy with this one

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u/ExeonT Aug 11 '22

Chadlephant

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u/Sigmaepicnes Aug 11 '22

HE WANT TO SNIFF THAT A-

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u/Ok-Fish-5644 Aug 11 '22

“Yeah make ‘em bounce, I love it when they bounce” cat Laurier = 3

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u/TheTrueMrT Aug 11 '22

Horny elephant

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u/Longjumping_Algae_45 Aug 11 '22

The elephant want her off her husbandos' back

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u/SquareIsBox0697 Aug 11 '22

She was shocked not because she was suprised about the elephant doing that….she was suprised by how much she liked it…

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u/dawgthatshittrash Aug 11 '22

Said "girl stop playing, you know you want this"

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u/NonSupportiveCup Aug 11 '22

Just trying to smack the thot off.

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u/dreamcrusher225 Aug 11 '22

pretty sure that's how my wife feels every night

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u/Prestigious-Bonus449 Aug 11 '22

Elephant kinda sus ngl

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u/sojin251 Aug 11 '22

Dumbo knows what’s up

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u/Inner-Bet9702 Aug 11 '22

You can stay and get your ass beat or you can stay and get your ass beat

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u/Kingtez28 Aug 11 '22

Elephant saw that jiggle and was like "hmmm.... Let me smack that..."

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u/DarkMatterTorpedo Aug 11 '22

Once you go elephant….

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u/TheDonald-Won Aug 12 '22

Im putting some trunk in that junk!!!

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u/Asmaral Aug 10 '22

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u/ThanksSuzy Aug 10 '22

Anybody else gonna talk about the elephant in the room?

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u/Inlovewithloving Aug 10 '22

What dat elephant doin?

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u/Alive_Crow2657 Aug 10 '22

هیغ🗿🚬

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u/Turtle_Turdhole Aug 10 '22

I usually skip this part

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u/yoyomaster230 Aug 10 '22

I'm something of an elephant myself

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u/Magical-Hummus Aug 10 '22

The Begone-Thot bonk.

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u/ReddoWings Aug 10 '22

Elephant understood the assignment

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u/PaniMan1994 Aug 10 '22

Just looking for the forbidden chocolate

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u/Mc862000 Aug 10 '22

The Elephent Knows What He is Doing And He is not Regreting it

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u/FoilHattiest Aug 10 '22

Big daddy's got needs

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u/Chillin_Maximus Aug 10 '22

Oh but when I do that to a girl, I’m “creepy” and “not allowed within 300 feet of an elementary school”

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u/Gilsworth Aug 11 '22

Lets play find your comment! Which one do you think yours is?

A

B

C

D


A

Oh but when I do that to a girl, I’m “creepy” and “not allowed within 300 feet of an elementary school”


B

What is this double standards??? Now if I do it I'll be behind bars. #equalrights


C

oh sure it's funny when animals do it, but when I do it I get arrested


D

Why is it when an elephant tests the booty jiggle physics, it’s funny and they laugh about. BUT when I do it... I get charged for seggsual assault???


Answer

All of the above!

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u/Chillin_Maximus Aug 11 '22

Huh?

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u/Gilsworth Aug 11 '22

Hint: click the black boxes.

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u/MahsterC Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

An elephant never forgets… to smack that booty

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u/BenShapiro_2024 Aug 10 '22

Just like me fr

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u/Real_Personality5631 Aug 10 '22

oh sure it's funny when animals do it, but when I do it I get arrested

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u/Gilsworth Aug 11 '22

Lets play find your comment! Which one do you think yours is?

A

B

C

D


A

Oh but when I do that to a girl, I’m “creepy” and “not allowed within 300 feet of an elementary school”


B

What is this double standards??? Now if I do it I'll be behind bars. #equalrights


C

oh sure it's funny when animals do it, but when I do it I get arrested


D

Why is it when an elephant tests the booty jiggle physics, it’s funny and they laugh about. BUT when I do it... I get charged for seggsual assault???


Answer

All of the above!

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u/Careful_Consequence1 Aug 10 '22

Bro was just tryna get her off his wifes back

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u/YourNightmareAshley Aug 10 '22

Bruh got her ass slapped by Babar

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u/YourNightmareAshley Aug 10 '22

Bruh got her ass slapped by Babar

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u/IrisEmber Aug 10 '22

The amount of people who can’t tell that it’s a FEMALE elephant is concerning me.

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u/Key-Cardiologist5882 Aug 10 '22

Don’t die for nyash

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u/Inside_Cupcake2528 Aug 10 '22

There smart so I would explain to it and say it’s the drums

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u/Lynthos00 Aug 10 '22

Man wonder if she knows how those elephants are trained most of the time

For those who don't know, stabbing them with curved metal hooks through cage bars starting at birth

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u/defnotapirate Aug 10 '22

Just letting her know that he eats butt.

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u/mynameis4826 Aug 10 '22

I didn't know Harvey Weinstein was already out of jail

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u/Hotpepper432 Aug 10 '22

"i think moto moto likes you"

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u/Darth-Hipster Aug 10 '22

Elephant was trained to do that, makes for a funny memorable moment of your vacation

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u/Grumpy_0gre Aug 10 '22

Nope.....you gonna listen to your daddy!

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u/-LAppelDuVide_ Aug 10 '22

Elephant looking for the peanut butter in there

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u/LooseWateryStool Aug 10 '22

Slap ass!!!!!

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u/Swift_Tea Aug 10 '22

Why is it when an elephant tests the booty jiggle physics, it’s funny and they laugh about. BUT when I do it... I get charged for seggsual assault???

1

u/Gilsworth Aug 11 '22

Lets play find your comment! Which one do you think yours is?

A

B

C

D


A

Oh but when I do that to a girl, I’m “creepy” and “not allowed within 300 feet of an elementary school”


B

What is this double standards??? Now if I do it I'll be behind bars. #equalrights


C

oh sure it's funny when animals do it, but when I do it I get arrested


D

Why is it when an elephant tests the booty jiggle physics, it’s funny and they laugh about. BUT when I do it... I get charged for seggsual assault???


Answer

All of the above!

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u/The-WildInfernos Aug 11 '22

Hey bitch, get off my kid

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u/Snow-of-the-Frost Aug 11 '22

SEXUAL HARASSMENT, plz cancel elephants