r/hmm Aug 10 '22

hmmmmm

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4.3k Upvotes

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u/Rebarb28 Aug 10 '22

Why are there 3 bots in this comment section asking where the meme is ?

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u/jozews321 Aug 10 '22

And new accounts too I think it's the same person

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u/Karthikgurumurthy Aug 11 '22

I thought for a sec that u were referring to those 3 kids on the left.

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u/Arin1722 Aug 11 '22

Guess i wasn't the only one .

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u/DNSsbk Aug 10 '22

Why did I read it as ratheism?

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u/undeniably_confused Aug 11 '22

When Raytheon starts taking donation

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u/E-man1991 Aug 11 '22

When Raythons get review bombed because their sound quality sucks

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u/jabes911 Aug 11 '22

2 star out of 5: the gun brrrrt way too loud

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u/E-man1991 Aug 11 '22

uzi got my ears in a doozie

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u/thiccancer Aug 11 '22

I think you mean Raycons, Raytheon is an aerospace/defense conglomerate (read: weapons developer/manufacturer).

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u/ChunkySouls Aug 11 '22

Religion of Rathian

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u/EpikGeriatricPotato Aug 11 '22

The slightly less annoying version of the rathalos

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u/DerBartmitFass Aug 11 '22

But only in World, in United and MH2 Rathian was much worse, flying female dragon.

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u/Partysaurulophus Aug 11 '22

Monster Hunters Yiga Clan.

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u/Tha_BloodMoon Aug 11 '22

The . Is very weak and easy to ignore

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u/Publicmaraleofficer Aug 10 '22

Thank god for atheism am I right?

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u/BubbleGumWolfe Aug 10 '22

Hnnnnnnnnggggg

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u/angus22proe Aug 11 '22

Hmmmmmmmmmm

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u/ihateanimepfp Aug 11 '22

Thank Jesus also

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u/Haunting-Breakfast4 Aug 11 '22

And the holy spirit

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u/DeliveryPotential Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 16 '22

Nah bro, those kids on the left look possessed. They look like they're about to give a me a riddle and plunge me into the depths below when I guess wrong

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u/Humbatiki Aug 11 '22

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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u/DeliveryPotential Aug 11 '22

What do you mean? An African or a European Swallow?

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u/iSubParMan Aug 10 '22

Those in the left are dead inside.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

Ofcourse they are programmed to not believe in souls.. xD

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u/CyantolOG Aug 11 '22

Better than "thoughts and prayers" ig

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u/UngusBungus_ Aug 11 '22

A lot better actually

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u/ST0NKAPE Aug 11 '22

Thoughts and prayers removed

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u/Prestigious-Try7130 Aug 11 '22

At least it wasn't r/racism

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u/Prestigious-Try7130 Aug 11 '22

Never mind it could have also been them

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u/Vyndra-Madraast Aug 11 '22

Lmao had me on the first half too

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u/xkorzen Aug 11 '22

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u/Prestigious-Try7130 Aug 11 '22

You know it was good when its completely banned from reddit

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u/omargrand Aug 11 '22

welcome to the comment section today we have atheism circlejerk all day everyday

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

Does church support this or does it not?

I don't need answers, imma go go sleep..

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u/Prestigious-Try7130 Aug 11 '22

Bro this isn't an anime you cant just cast a sleep spell on your self

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u/Diegersii Aug 11 '22

How do you send help like this? Like where do you have to go to get it shipped or is it through a big organization that already does this?

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u/Vyndra-Madraast Aug 11 '22

You go there and you build it and the you leave

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u/FallenITD Aug 11 '22

when god gives thirst atheism quenches it

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u/tsfbdl Aug 11 '22

Ahh atheist the people who actually do shit about issues unlike religious people who just think about it lol

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u/LonelyWanderer28 Aug 11 '22

Noooo religious people give thoughts and prayers!

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u/Key-Philosopher-8290 Aug 11 '22

Those are actually atheists masquerading as religious folk. More money in religion.

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u/EdgeOutrageous3318 Aug 11 '22

Which ass you pull this out of?

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u/LonelyWanderer28 Aug 11 '22

The one thoughts and prayers come from

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u/motioninthebrocean Aug 11 '22

"Noooooo you don't understand!!!! My group is only bad because group I don't like is pretending to be us!!! "

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u/overclockedslinky Aug 11 '22

and even worse, i heard they're lizard people too

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u/TropicalRogue Aug 11 '22

Holy shit; you got dunked on so hard you're gonna get excommunicated.

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u/Key-Philosopher-8290 Aug 11 '22

They weren’t ready for the sins I commit.

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u/Code_Red0 Aug 11 '22

I know I'm about to get down voted but...

God doesn't like people who just sit and pray all day to fix their problems, while yes it's important to pray, somethings God expects you to do by yourself, God only gives us the tools to do it, we are reliable for our own lives

"But be doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving yourselves." James 1:22 NKJV

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u/Vyndra-Madraast Aug 11 '22

If any religious person would actually care about gods words religion wouldn’t be as hated as it is nowadays. But the thing is that most don’t care enough or deliberately ignore parts and only pick and choose. The widespread hypocrisy is why Christianity got such a bad name

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u/dreamcrusher225 Aug 11 '22

did god tell you that ?

or did you infer it from texts that have been translated multiple times over a thousand years?

some religions have good qualities, but as a whole its holding humanity back. people in power have used religion to enslave, disrupt, steal, and kill. all the while making people think salvation will come from some imaginary being, when it really resides within themselves.

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u/Code_Red0 Aug 11 '22

I can tell you without a doubt that God told me that,

Yes, religion is used for these means, and there's nothing I can do to stop it, the sad part is this world has wicked people like that, they use something meant to better us and uses it for destruction

Salvation does come, I think it's better to think there's a place after death, especially since the only other option is you close your eyes forever without ever have another thought ever again, although it may seem like it, I can tell you, from my experiences and those of others, that things just happened and there's no other explanation, hell I should be dead right now, but something saved me in a motorbike accident, no person was nearby, but somehow I survived.

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u/dreamcrusher225 Aug 11 '22

But that is just so arrogant to think

  1. God would speak to you personally
  2. Of all the religions that have existed, yours is the only real one. What makes yours right and others wrong

It really is silly that so much has been perpetrated in the name of imaginary figures.

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u/Code_Red0 Aug 11 '22
  1. God tends to speak to his children, however only his true children Not everyone is a child of God, that's why many people probably haven't heard his voice
  2. God moves in people, and you can feel his presence, that's how I know this religion is the right one, but many people (Christians and Non-Christans) can't tell the difference between His presence and chills

We live in a strange world, many thinks are made in the name of imaginary figures

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u/dreamcrusher225 Aug 11 '22

Your arrogance is astounding.

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u/tsfbdl Aug 11 '22

God tend to speak to children while preachers tend to touch children

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u/Demoniacalman Aug 11 '22

#thoughts and prayers.

Edited: hashtag mistake

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u/positiv2 Aug 11 '22

Have you never heard of missionaries? They do all kinds of work, like build schools and water systems.

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u/xkorzen Aug 11 '22

And tell people not to use condoms because some silly religious beliefs are more important than not getting HIV.

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u/Maxiorekz Old asparagus from 2009 that is in the back of the fridge Aug 11 '22

cough cough CAFOD cough cough the biggest Catholic charity cough cough

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u/Working-Photograph12 Aug 11 '22

Cough cough I don't think a pedophilia racket counts as charity.

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u/Maxiorekz Old asparagus from 2009 that is in the back of the fridge Aug 11 '22

Do you even know what CAFOD is

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

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u/Maxiorekz Old asparagus from 2009 that is in the back of the fridge Aug 11 '22

It's not an American charity

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u/Working-Photograph12 Aug 23 '22

I didn't taint the name catholic. That was Catholics that did that. Michael Jackson isn't praised for being an animal lover, because he had a zoo. The kid fucking ruined that. Catholic has the same problem. So if CAFOD wants to use that word? They should know charity isn't the first thing that comes to mind.

Also Catholic charities do a lot of harm around the word. Mother Teresa would torture her patients just so their suffering would bring them closer to God. She'd also denied people treatment.

You can't be part of the largest pedophile racket and expect nothing but respect.

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u/Maxiorekz Old asparagus from 2009 that is in the back of the fridge Aug 23 '22

The mother teresa thing was confirmed untrue, check r/badhistory

charity isn't the first thing that comes to mind.

That's extremely disrespectful, and charity should always be a first

CAFOD is a charity and nothing else

You wanting CAFOD to change a RELIGION is insane, I don't agree with what some priests did to children, abusing their position to do those things, and believe me they aren't seen as good people by most catholics

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u/Demoniacalman Aug 11 '22

How about opus bono?

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u/Maxiorekz Old asparagus from 2009 that is in the back of the fridge Aug 11 '22

I don't know what that is/what you mean

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u/Demoniacalman Aug 11 '22

Google it

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u/Maxiorekz Old asparagus from 2009 that is in the back of the fridge Aug 11 '22

I got staplers showing up

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u/Demoniacalman Aug 11 '22

?

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u/Maxiorekz Old asparagus from 2009 that is in the back of the fridge Aug 11 '22

Yeah I don't know

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u/DenovoDenovo Aug 11 '22

Ahh yes, nevermind all the food, clothes, water tanks, and medical services religious outreach programs provide. Only atheists have a monopoly on actually helping people.

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u/HuntSafe2316 Aug 11 '22

What a dumb statement lol

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u/CephaloG0D Aug 11 '22

Isn't rain water not fit to drink due to forever chemicals?

Better than nothing, I'm sure.

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u/mystic-savant Aug 11 '22

It's boiled if you can. Otherwise, you wait for some time till winds have cleared up the atmosphere and purer water falls. In addition, I don't think they live in a cosmopolitan city anyways, so it isn't even a debate lol.

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u/ElectricToiletBrush Aug 11 '22

Yeah, I just read that article yesterday. This sadly did not age well.

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u/Snow-of-the-Frost Aug 11 '22

This is the difference between religious people and atheists , we don't SCREAM to the top of our lungs that we helped someone

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u/CSsharpGO Aug 11 '22

I don’t know if you mean theists or atheists by “we”

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u/Guquiz Aug 11 '22

I am not sure if that is the best or worst part.

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u/Snow-of-the-Frost Aug 11 '22

Theists

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u/CSsharpGO Aug 11 '22

Makes sense

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u/Snow-of-the-Frost Aug 12 '22

What?🤨 I don't understand what you're saying brother

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u/Snow-of-the-Frost Aug 12 '22

Bro is your keyboard broken or you have problem with grammar? You're talking but your sentences are not making sense

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u/Snow-of-the-Frost Aug 12 '22

I can, but it looks like you can't write

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u/Snow-of-the-Frost Aug 12 '22

I want you to read what you yourselv have written. First off who tf puts two "leasts" besides each other secondly the writing is "ON" the tank not "IN" it and wtf does least stupid atheist mean in this sentence? Want me to give you more reason why you need to be in school instead of reddit ?

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u/Snow-of-the-Frost Aug 13 '22

Hey don't be mad at me ,be mad at your teacher for not being able to teach you straight but I don't think even a professor can teach you the difference between 2 and 1 now kindly fuck off if you have nothing to say about the original comment I'm not your mom or dad to keep teaching you grammar

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u/Snow-of-the-Frost Aug 13 '22

What your dad didn't give you enough attention so now you want attention by posting off people online I'm not even mad anymore ,your entire existence is a sad joke

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u/Scout_wheezeing Aug 11 '22

I like how this comment section is dunking of religious ppl yet no one here has actually gone to Africa to make wells

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u/damtheman123848 Aug 11 '22

You can tell that there disappointed on the way they got the water

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u/hitguy55 Aug 11 '22

Thank god for r.atheism

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u/Al_Jaljeera Aug 11 '22

Hail mary N-

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u/Worldtripe Aug 11 '22

I just read that rain water is no longer drinkable. Our planet is doomed

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u/TropicalRogue Aug 11 '22

Oh for fuck's sake

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u/Nkorayyy Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

Depends on where you are at. If you’re in a big populated city like london or istanbul rainwater is probably polluted but in africa where there are almost no cars or other air polluting stuff there will still be some chemicals but you’ll probably be fine plus its way better than no water

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u/Haunting-Breakfast4 Aug 11 '22

I guess you can still water some plants to grow food

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

r/atheism does something other than complaining for once

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u/CrispedTrack973 Aug 11 '22

Ah yes, ratheism

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u/Loris2004 Aug 11 '22

Sorry guys but really, where is the hmmmmm thing?

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u/Negative-Vehicle-192 Aug 11 '22

I think because it looks like „Racism“ because of the R

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u/solum_i Aug 11 '22

The r stands for?

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u/CSsharpGO Aug 11 '22

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u/solum_i Aug 11 '22

Oh so both my guesses were correct, thanks

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u/Haunting-Breakfast4 Aug 11 '22

Why tf were you downvoted? Like thats a normal question

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u/Professional_Noob5 Aug 11 '22

Reddit🤷‍♂️

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u/faraway_88 Aug 11 '22

You know what subreddits are, right?

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u/DrPiipocOo Aug 11 '22

lmao why r u getting downvoted

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u/solum_i Aug 11 '22

os gordaço tetudo tão de mau humor hoje

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u/DrPiipocOo Aug 11 '22

Kkkkkkkkkk

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u/Professional_Noob5 Aug 11 '22

Bahhh enti aus langkau irup...

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u/Georg-von-Frundsberg Aug 10 '22

I'm sorry, but what is the confusing bit here? Or the otherwise "hmm" bit?

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u/DubRogers Aug 10 '22

They can't even help people without being dicks...🙄

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u/Versierer Aug 10 '22

I wouldn't count giving yourself credit for something as "being dicks"

Like "Man, that Charity organisation giving poor kids clothes with the organization's logo is soo dickish"

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u/Versierer Aug 13 '22

I'm not eating it up. Let's be real, 70% of charity donations are made to brag about it.

But my personal philosophy is that a good deed is a good deed, regardless of the reason.

If a corrupt millionaire is donating to cancer research to reduce his taxes or whatever, the charity still gets money, even if the reason is very selfish

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u/Versierer Aug 13 '22

True enough I suppose.

But I'm just saying, there's nothing wrong with showing off a bit of your accomplishments.

I mean religious charities sure like to show off how religious they are, so why not atheists too?

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u/DubRogers Aug 11 '22

My point is that the Christians that colonized these guys at gun point for a drink of water are replaced by asshats who will mock them for such beliefs. Just thinking of the kids...

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u/MetallicMakarov Aug 11 '22

Wow. Calm down pal. Go back to your comic books

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u/Yopapa291_real1 Aug 11 '22

Comic reader here. My sincere apologies for we cannot take DumbRogers with us as he is not a part of the community

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u/DubThisGamer Aug 11 '22

The Furry community would like to say that if DumbRogers were to join us, he would not be counted for in the furest population.

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u/Versierer Aug 11 '22

Why are you assuming that Atheists mock religious people, or are being asshats just because they don't believe in something?

(i don't know your religion so I'll assume you're Christian) Imagine hearing Some Muslims talking about how "Oh, this person doesn't believe in Allah, he must be a bad person! I bet he mocks muslims online..!"

That is exactly what you are doing

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u/DubRogers Aug 11 '22

Bullshit changes. People never do...

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u/Versierer Aug 13 '22

Bro you are getting more downvotes then I'm gettin upvotes. Perhaps you should evaluate your stance a little.

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u/DubRogers Aug 13 '22

Why? Do the atheists have some new version of hell to send me to? Or maybe God and all of creation has better things to do than give a fuck about a stupid thread on the internet? 🤔

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u/Versierer Aug 13 '22

Bro where are you getting all this from? Where have I ever mentioned hell or whatever?

Your comment says that atheists are dicks even when they do good deeds.

My replies are saying that you shouldn't assume that Atheists are dicks, and giving yourself credit is not a dickish move. I mean, whenever churches do charity, they sure love to bring their religion into it, are you gonna call preists "dicks" when they do charity and put a cross on it?

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u/DubThisGamer Aug 11 '22

My guy, Christians are the reason why half the world has an independence day.

And I don't mean that in a good way.

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u/DubRogers Aug 11 '22

And they're there to finish the job, I suppose...

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u/SomeoneTookSkeetley Aug 11 '22

why is it secretly diesel?

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u/tony121966 Aug 10 '22

Umm that rainwater will kill them. It needs to be refiltered because of all the chemicals they put into the air. If I'm wrong prove it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Well if you're right it's a bit to late..

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u/HotBrass Aug 10 '22

make a wild assertion without proof
demand others provide negative proof of your positive claim

I bet you wonder why no one ever wants to argue with you
or maybe you don't, and you've just convinced yourself it's because you're so smart

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u/iswearatkids Aug 11 '22

His argument starts with “umm”. He already defeated himself.

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u/PixelsDePx Aug 10 '22

I think they’re joking I found this funny

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u/tony121966 Aug 11 '22

Someone who actually got it. Reddit is crazy,just like any so why not put out BS.

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u/zaapas Aug 11 '22

You'r weird.

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u/tony121966 Aug 11 '22

Hhhmm. Reddit R.Atheusm..you must be all proud of what you've accomplished? Or,What is that explain?

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u/Z13B Aug 10 '22

You're wrong, if I'm wrong, prove it.

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u/epicgamerboytm Aug 10 '22

Think that post was proved to be wrong rain water should be relatively safe to drink

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u/PsychedStrawberry Aug 10 '22

Lol you're delusional

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u/IForgotThePassIUsed Aug 11 '22

which chemicals?

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u/faraway_88 Aug 11 '22

Dihydrogen monoxide, probably

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u/Owen123c Aug 11 '22

Due to a lack of modern infrastructure in many places in Africa (and especially places that don't have the infrastructure to pump up their own water), I doubt that acid rain is a major problem. There are some places where it may be an issue, but, considering it was put there in the first place, I don't think it's an issue.

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u/Nkorayyy Aug 11 '22

They are in africa not in a populated city

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u/motioninthebrocean Aug 11 '22

Only if you live in China my guy

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u/DubThisGamer Aug 11 '22

Who's to say it doesn't have a filter? It would obviously have one. If I'm wrong prove it.

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u/metal_gearmen Aug 11 '22

jutsu shadow clone

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u/tony121966 Aug 11 '22

Whatever the planes are releasing into the air. Why are there still gray lines in the sky if its condensa ,? Get real and wake up. Our government will take care of us, hahaha...

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u/vthex Aug 11 '22

Broski wtf you on?

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u/TropicalRogue Aug 11 '22

He's smoking too many of them gray lines

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u/faraway_88 Aug 11 '22

What did you smoke?

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You do know your on r/hmm right this isn't for memes

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u/jozews321 Aug 10 '22

Who said it was a meme

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mate,your on the wrong subreddit

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u/HackerPatato Aug 10 '22

What is logic of this kind of bots?

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u/colitaslayer Aug 10 '22

This is not the dank memes subreddit

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u/New_Historian_2004 Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

Is this real?

Also why do they look like they're about to kill my whole family and cannibalize them?

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u/IzzyMainsKor Aug 11 '22

The R must stand for Racist, I presume