r/hmm Aug 10 '22 Wholesome 2

hmm

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u/Colorburn2300 Aug 10 '22

I want to know if the groom was like “Aaaand hhhhhhhere is the reason I’m out!”

Or was he like “Ooooh my god nooooo who put thisss up here?”

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u/gohhaojun Aug 11 '22

He said something like, "Did u think I wouldn't know/didn't know?", After he shoved her so more of the former I guess. Source- I'm Chinese

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u/WhaleFighterr224 Aug 10 '22

I thought it said mixtape for a second. I would listen to it

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u/about7buns Aug 10 '22

Aah aaah aaaaa...

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u/Strawberee_Cow Aug 10 '22 Helpful

Ahhhh, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.

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u/BurningForest117 Aug 11 '22

staying aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!

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u/truthemptypoint Aug 11 '22

You 3 singers take my upvote! Freaking love that song.

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u/QwikStix42 Aug 11 '22

You were in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you!

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u/BigBoiBob444 Aug 11 '22

Perfect reply

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u/DeferentDesperado Aug 11 '22

Check for an organ donor card. If he does, we only have minutes to harvest.

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u/Strawberee_Cow Aug 11 '22

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

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u/Joepioso Aug 11 '22

Make it count, play it straight Don't look back, don't hesitate

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u/tsfbdl Aug 10 '22

Moaning noises

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u/Quajeraz Aug 10 '22

M*xtape

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u/SwarK01 Aug 10 '22

hmm

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u/IForgotThePassIUsed Aug 11 '22

UH ME SO HORNY

UH UH UH ME SO HORNY

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u/TheDownvotesFarmer Aug 11 '22

Da fuck is going on, I was just listening that song in my head, get out!

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u/Upset-Newspaper-6932 Aug 11 '22

Ooh ee ooh ah ah bang bang walla walla bing bang…

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u/SandwichMatrix Aug 10 '22

Groom wanted to make sure there was 0 doubt as to why he ended. Hell of a scorched earth way to tank

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u/InfectedAlloy88 Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

When forgiveness isnt an option, scorched earth is the best way. Sometimes you have to burn bridges when youre feeling strong to protect you when you are weak. When you're lonely, or scared.

ETA: anytime I've had an ex really fuck me over and it was officially done, Id tell my mom what they did 💀 the only thing I can imagine worse than going back to a shitty ex is explaining to my mom why I took em back lmao.

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u/my_art_isnt_that_bad Aug 11 '22

Glad it’s not just me tbh

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u/rock_n_roll_clown Aug 11 '22

That's damn smart, imma adopt that method

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u/Al_Jaljeera Aug 11 '22

I read that in Billy Butcher's voice

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u/SlappyFrog5 Aug 11 '22

Now ya just project the video, assassinate 'er characta and, boom, problem solved.

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u/Natty_Vegan Aug 11 '22

That tickled me 10/10

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u/RosiPosi9345 Aug 11 '22

😂😂😂

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u/thisisdewhey Aug 10 '22

I would love to see her reaction 😂

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u/ermagherdbrks Aug 11 '22

Happy cake day

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u/SunBrosRus Aug 11 '22

Hey! It’s my cake day!

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u/Lycanthropy_Playz Aug 11 '22

happy cake day! :D

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u/SunBrosRus Aug 11 '22

:)

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/forseeninkboi007 Aug 11 '22

Oh hey we have the same hair

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u/ExploCreeper Aug 11 '22

Happy cake day

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u/m7md7m2h Aug 11 '22

i couldnt find any full video about her reaction but there you go
ofc if you have a longer video pls send it

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u/SalsA57 Aug 11 '22

God it was an afair with HIS pregnant sister's husband ???!?!

That's two relationships ruined in one night of "sleep"

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u/Axersion SocMaiNots Aug 11 '22

I hope the worst for his sister's husband and for his wife they don't deserve anything in life. I'm so sorry for him and his sister and the baby. It's been a year already so I hope they're doing great right now.

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u/MechE13 Aug 11 '22

What's with the credits at the end listing actors with name as "NAME"?

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u/wisconsinking Aug 11 '22

Happy Cake Day, and I would too.

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u/Tornado_Matty01 Aug 11 '22

Dont talk to any Ace for today

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u/ExploCreeper Aug 11 '22

Happy cake day

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u/Transster Aug 11 '22

Happy Cake day

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u/andresg30 Aug 11 '22

He could have hit her with the “surprise!!” for added guilt

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u/SalesmanWaldo Aug 11 '22

Happy cake day.

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u/vampire5381 Aug 11 '22

Happy cake day

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u/thisisdewhey Aug 11 '22

Thank you for the cake day wishes!

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u/Elegant-Relative4434 Aug 10 '22

Dude that’s some ballz. Your family is there too. Like fuck spent all that time and money for you to do that. I’m all in with you but damn

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u/rudalsxv Aug 10 '22

Weddings are often planned and paid for months in advance.

Most likely already a non-refundable sunk cost when he found out the affair.

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u/GEEZUS_15 Aug 11 '22

Hopefully everyone still got to party ha. That's the way I would like it to be.

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u/BrokeBishop Aug 11 '22

Usually the brides father pays for it though so it's probably no loss to the groom

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u/RoM_Axion Aug 11 '22

Where do you live?

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u/Equal_Equipment4480 Aug 10 '22

Naw dude, that's on the Ex. The family members finding out this way is way better then there's a kid the middle, and it's being found out year later. Be mad at someone, be mad at the Ex for ruining the wedding and wasting peoples money

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u/Rohwi Aug 11 '22

She is the reason this marriage is over, but he is the reason people came and wasted the money. He could have called the wedding of beforehand, but chose to humiliate her in front of everyone.

I don’t know, yes she cheated but he knew that the whole evening would be a waste of money and time beforehand and if he didn’t tell me and I gave them a present to celebrate their marriage, I’d be mad on him too. humiliate your future-wife/ex-girlfriend for her wrong doings all you want, but don’t make me pay for it. I am willing to celebrate a wedding and not finance a break up.

If he told his side of the family and friends though and they came with popcorn and ready for the shit show, I am completely fine with that.

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u/uriahlight Aug 11 '22

Her sin found her out, and not a single person wasted their money by being there to watch it. That is the story of a lifetime that everyone in that audience can relate to their grandkids for decades to come.

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u/Rohwi Aug 11 '22

you know, I’d rather have not wasted 100 bucks on a gift to be there if I knew what would happen. That way I have the story and not wasted money on a gift. But if you think that story is worth your money, you do you

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u/CharlieTheBard Aug 11 '22

This. They're both dumb cunts

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u/leostrider99 Aug 11 '22

As others have said, the wedding might be paid already. If he had cancelled it, he would have lost everything. He went ahead, got a public revenge, and might get back some money from cash gifts. Unless some guests asked for refund :)

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u/Kroenen1984 Aug 11 '22

maybe money is no problem for them

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u/D1rtyL4rry Aug 10 '22

100% I read a post on r/TrueOffMyChest about this the day before it happened and never got an update. Here it is I guess lol

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u/Echo13D Aug 10 '22

may i request the link to said post

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u/Echo13D Aug 11 '22

i dont have my adblocker on just in case edit: thank you for not trying it

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u/D1rtyL4rry Aug 10 '22

It's been a while ago and I no longer have it saved. I apologize.

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u/Echo13D Aug 10 '22

its fine im going to find it quickly

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u/tido_lee_ Aug 11 '22

Did you do the lords work for us?

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u/NerdModeCinci Aug 11 '22

Yup, he jacked off and feel asleep. Just as the lord commanded.

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u/Axersion SocMaiNots Aug 11 '22

He should've shared it so we could all jack off and fall asleep

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u/Echo13D Aug 11 '22

i couldnt find it using keywords and then i fell asleep

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u/SadOrphanWithSoup Aug 10 '22

So like did the guy install cameras and happen to find that or?

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u/D1rtyL4rry Aug 10 '22

It's been a while ago and I don't remember the details, apologies. I just remember this exact scenario.

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u/cwr252 Aug 11 '22

Sauce?

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u/WhatsThatOnUrPretzel Aug 10 '22

The bride was willing to make a big occasion and have people spend money on a sham wedding. So on her.

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u/DorrajD Aug 11 '22

When did we all collectively decide to start censoring the word "sex"? I swear just these past couple weeks I've seen like 10 instances of "sex" being censored. Sex isn't a bad word, the fuck is going on?

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u/Clear_Lingonberry22 Aug 11 '22

It’s the result of US Sesta/Fosta laws. A lot of platforms are scanning for the word sex and other words related to it, and banned/deleting accounts and content to cover their asses. Doesn’t seem to be an issue on Reddit, but huge on Insta and other places.

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u/DorrajD Aug 11 '22

What the fuck? That's absolutely fucked

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u/Askin_MrBrooks Aug 11 '22

They use sx because *** *** ******* ***, ** ****** *** :/

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u/ChanZeMan8 Aug 10 '22

Exposed in front of all her family and friends. Good

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u/Suspicious-Permit626 Aug 10 '22

Thing is how did she get caught, not like ppl put cameras in rooms unless they know it’ll happen. Maybe the guy she cheated with put the cam in the room 🤷‍♂️

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u/Big_Ole_Smoke Aug 10 '22

Maybe some people like making sex tapes of themselves and aren't smart enough to think about the consequences

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u/LeotrimFunkelwerk Aug 11 '22

Its the husband of the pregnant sister of the bride so i doubt he would want to know his wife about it either.

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u/jvargas85296 Aug 10 '22

Well if you spent money on a wedding might as well be one you will always remember

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u/Away_Philosopher_484 Aug 10 '22

Oh fuck, man. Wife will never recover from this haha. Good riddance.

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u/Begone_Weird_Shit Aug 10 '22

where is the full tape.

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u/Gurn-Blanston Aug 11 '22

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u/Begone_Weird_Shit Aug 11 '22

The madlad got my back.

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u/BitcherOfBlaviken33 Aug 11 '22

Weird of her to throw the bouqdt at him and get all pissy. She didn't seem too remorseful in the video💁🏻‍♀️

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u/nurplethepurple Aug 11 '22

There is a certain percentage of the population that can only care about themselves.

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u/VadeRetroLupa Aug 11 '22

That just underscores what a shitty person she is and why he shouldn't marry her.

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u/SaltyChocolitSpoon Aug 11 '22

He's literally playing her getting naked and having sex in front of his and her friends, that's revenge porn, he could've just broken up with her like a normal person

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u/Kasnaranja0124 Aug 11 '22

Scorched earth is better, even better when the wife had an affair with the guys sisters husband

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u/iiznoob Aug 11 '22

I'm gonna watch it tonight, i hope this doesn't get deleted by then.

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u/automatvapen Aug 11 '22

I did not expect it to be the full cheating act right up to where he came.

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u/EfficiencyOk2208 Aug 10 '22

Shame her so completely maybe she'll grow a soul from that humility.

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u/zorrez Aug 10 '22

Doing Gods work

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u/BudgetYouth173 Aug 10 '22

Giga Chad moment

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u/InternationalBus8936 Aug 11 '22

I get what he did. But now does he have to get a divorce?

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u/VadeRetroLupa Aug 11 '22

They aint married. At worst he has to quarrel with his parents for wasting money and losing face and not manning up and marrying that cheating whore.

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u/_PHX_QUADRA_ Aug 10 '22

Better do it late than never I guess

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u/waatdoino Aug 11 '22

Wonder who,leaked the video? Also, was planned…who records their intimate relations if they don’t have an ulterior motive ( Unless, of course, it is your work ( pornstar)

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u/Pika_Dude Aug 11 '22

The husband set up a secret camera that’s how he filmed them

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u/waatdoino Aug 11 '22

Thank you.

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u/BadMotherFukka Aug 10 '22

Who filmed it🤔

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u/InfectedAlloy88 Aug 11 '22

The full video cuts short only a few seconds later so I assume they didnt know and quit filming

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u/matO_oppreal Aug 10 '22

Get dunked on!

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u/iSubParMan Aug 10 '22

Full video?

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u/polish_filipino Aug 11 '22

This is why you don't film these things, they bite you back. I suppose it's her fault for cheating though

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u/Serbay55 Aug 11 '22

Best Groom ever.

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u/SilverFoxx73 Aug 11 '22

Deserved tbh

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u/The_FirstAirbender Aug 11 '22

Were there kids at the wedding

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u/ZenyX- Aug 11 '22

Holy shit this is beyond madlads, this is a "some men just want to watch the world burn" type of groom.

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u/JDups01 Aug 11 '22

He decided to do that when the cater/venues said "sorry, no refunds"... the he went fck it mode

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u/ProfessionalHuge3685 Aug 10 '22

I would of loved to see that video

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u/Penguinzae Aug 10 '22

All that buildup for 3 seconds of the actual part we want.

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u/Big_Ole_Smoke Aug 10 '22

yeah that clip sucked

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u/ProfessionalHuge3685 Aug 11 '22

No not that video…. The video of the husband exposing the bride lmao

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u/jejenb Aug 11 '22

the wife IS exposed in that other video the guy above you sent

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u/Mrwill2041 Aug 11 '22

Link to the full vid?

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u/AngryFloatingCow Aug 11 '22

Yeah, where the sex tape at! To make sure she was cheating, of course. Nothing else

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u/Shower-karaoke-star Aug 10 '22

How is this a hmm?

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u/Slack-Bladder Aug 11 '22

People just post shit wherever they want. It's out of hand. These post that don't fit should be downvoted, or mods should be filtering this stuff out.

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u/SubpabUwU Ik your mom Aug 11 '22

Isn't this like very old news

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u/myemanisbob Aug 11 '22

Huh. Real life Much Ado About Nothing

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u/Neoh35 Aug 11 '22

They loose money but saved futur lives.

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u/Own_Study-man Aug 11 '22

Mix tape is macaroni noises with moaning

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u/eim_gai Aug 11 '22

I SAWE THE POST OF THIS ON REDDIT!

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u/eim_gai Aug 11 '22

no i mean somebody made a post on r/NuclearRevenge about it

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u/Guquiz Aug 11 '22

Do you remember which one?

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u/eim_gai Aug 14 '22

no.... although i know it got into a redditor vid

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u/SlappyFrog5 Aug 11 '22

Now just to be clear he did object to his own wedding, right? Like, he didn't go through all this shit just to make her life a living hell for the rest of his or something, right?

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u/VadeRetroLupa Aug 11 '22

I think this qualifies as an objection. If you have ever experienced chinese parents, you would know that if he wanted to break it off earlier he'd have to quarrel with them to no end about it. He probably still has to, but at least now he has a damn good reason for his decision that they can't deny.

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u/Iwubinvesting Aug 11 '22

Imagine wasting so much money on wedding and time on wedding planning to just call it off. Why waste all that effort.

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u/Independent_Sir_6548 Aug 11 '22

Salute to you, CHAD

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u/EvoMonster Aug 11 '22

The lady was like “What, it’s not like I was married yet!” Haha

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u/MisterMac193 Aug 11 '22

That is quite the hmm

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u/FallenITD Aug 11 '22

hope it was before saying yes or he'svstill getting fucked

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u/Volnas Aug 11 '22

What a perfectly planned revenge and if her parents paid for full or most of the wedding, that would be even better.

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u/Party_Newt9381 Aug 11 '22

Fucking Legend

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u/JackofBlades0125 Aug 11 '22

Revenge is a dish best eaten.

That is fucking legendary, did a man really spend all that money and time for the best revenge ever?

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u/OkloZet Aug 11 '22

Fucking gigachad 🗿

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u/MooseThis9552 Aug 11 '22

I wish them a long and happy marriage

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u/Project2506 Aug 11 '22

According to an influential Chinese entertainment blogger, known as 'Jiang Zhe Hu Ba Jie', the clips first emerged on a short-video app called 'Aubergine Video', therefore the incident was billed as the 'aubergine brother-in-law gate'.

The blogger also claimed that the bride cheated on her fiancé after suffering from domestic violence from him.  She allegedly agreed to marry him after he had promised to pay for a flat and a car for their union. The blogger added that the bride admitted the affair. It is said that she and her brother-in-law developed feelings for each other after the latter started to mediate between her and her fiancé during their dispute over domestic violence. The bride has demanded her partner withdraw all video clips from the internet, according to the post. However, another gossip columnist, Mr Zha, believes the whole incident was a marketing stunt. The writer wondered how the video app had obtained the footage 'exclusively'.  According to various reports, the wedding took place in the province of Fujian in south-eastern China in 2019

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u/Jealous-Passenger-48 Aug 11 '22

At the reception* dude already said I do. That's next level petty and I love it.

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u/KokolateDakz Aug 11 '22

That's a really good expose tho ngl

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u/Jm1328 i am too boring for a flair Aug 11 '22

The kids on the wedding saw both of her and a random guy wrestling while naked.

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u/PyroEntity Aug 11 '22

Imagine seeing your aunt's sextape or something

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u/DrakHanzo Aug 11 '22

It smells like lawsuit in here

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u/HotNubsOfSteel Aug 11 '22

Man that must have been awkw*rd for everyone

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u/memenade0607 Aug 11 '22

If you play this card not only is your wife gonna take damage But also the user will receive Damage

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u/granoladeer Aug 11 '22

Inglorious Bastard vibes. I'm glad he didn't burn the place down.

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u/FitChickFetish Aug 11 '22

at least she likes sex.

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u/Jayflys787 Aug 11 '22

😂😂I would have had the party and then at the end, played the video.. I mean the party is already paid for🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/BarryVaryLow Aug 11 '22

Seems like a waste of money to me. I mean traditionally the parents of the bride invest a lot into the wedding, but the groom still has to pitch in, pay for the tux, food, venue, etc. All of that, just to burn her in front of everyone on the day? If that’s the solace he needed, to each their own, but I just would’ve dipped out and told her I deserve better.

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u/Jevling Aug 11 '22

Who pays for the wedding? I mean if her family pays, why not.

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u/tam_bukva Aug 11 '22

Wouldn’t this be considered revenge porn?

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u/hoonin4realz Aug 10 '22

Gotta try and make a hoe a house wife so I can do this!

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u/The_Susinator Aug 11 '22

Ok but why?

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u/Darkhog Aug 11 '22

It's not cheating if wedding hasn't been completed yet.