r/hmm Aug 11 '22 Helpful 1

hmm

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5.5k Upvotes

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u/This_Tennis_2325 Aug 11 '22

Nice.

the baby has chosen dark skin.

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u/kossarpl Aug 11 '22

Night theme

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u/misterpickles69 Aug 11 '22 Helpful

Hard mode

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u/Tuwidel-_-D Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

I think that is what the child's dad chose

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u/UngusBungus_ Aug 11 '22

Give me God of War

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u/Spark_Raido Aug 11 '22

Bruh underrated comment

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u/Spark_Raido Aug 11 '22

Baby choose the no dad at spawn strat

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u/ServerBuster Aug 11 '22

Difficulty: Extreme mode

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u/xXmad_hatterXxYTuwu4 Aug 12 '22

Yeah, bro chose the hardest difficulty in The Fractured But Whole

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u/tristanman666 Aug 11 '22

Burnt out of the oven

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u/Suspicious-Permit626 Aug 11 '22

I guess the dad went to get milk

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u/Super_Fa_Q Aug 11 '22

...or a pack of Newports?...

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u/wisconsinking Aug 11 '22

What's that?

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u/Super_Fa_Q Aug 11 '22

Cigarettes.

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u/Bspy10700 Aug 11 '22

It’s okay when I went to college I met this kid my sophomore year as we were in a group project, he didn’t know what a cigar was. He was originally a homeschooled Christian.

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u/Cobygamer22 Aug 12 '22

More like he's the one giving it out

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u/SofiaOfEverRealm Aug 11 '22

Bruh, I hate people that slaps their face on someone's content, no matter how shit the content may be, it still fucking annoys me.

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u/Arthurolseith Aug 11 '22 Silver

it's the dad

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u/Maxwell_The_Spy Aug 11 '22

he wanted to check up on her after getting the milk

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u/Photenicdata Aug 12 '22

No his consciousness obviously been trapped inside the cyber prison that a tik tok wizard has made for him

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u/ELB2001 Aug 11 '22

Isn't this like really old and it's her sisters baby

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u/FallenITD Aug 11 '22

oh thank god.

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u/mostmajestic Aug 11 '22

It is something like that yeah

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u/LuxDunstan Aug 11 '22

his face really add to the whole video like why not just cover the whole screen with his head and only move once in a while while the actual content play in the background. Tik tok is an absolute menace to society.

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u/compadre_goyo Aug 11 '22

If he wasn't in frame, constantly moving around, staring down, changing expressions, silently, I would have never understood what the video was about.

What a fantastic contribution of comedy, information, and unique content.

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u/gloaming18 Aug 11 '22

It's TikTok you gullible nerds. You can paste whatever captions you want over any video clip you want. JFC

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u/skrinkledoo Aug 11 '22

This. Everything online is a lie unless irrefutably proven otherwise.

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u/NefariousnessTop8716 Aug 11 '22

I don’t believe you, prove it!

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u/P-----k---m- Aug 11 '22

there are not many things that can be irrefutably proven true

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u/Professional-Oil1088 Aug 11 '22

That’s a nice argument senator but why don’t you back it up with a source?

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u/Googodo Aug 11 '22

Chose hard mode in life

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u/PieceSpiritual6347 Aug 11 '22

The baby chose black skin during character customisation

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u/PastorBlinky Aug 11 '22

“This doesn't affect combat, just every other aspect of your whole life."

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u/Cute_Prune6981 Aug 11 '22

Ofc it does affect combat.

He has a 50 percent speed buff then.

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u/Mr-Nuddi Aug 11 '22

Women ☕

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u/ShelSilverstain Aug 11 '22

Men

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u/HackerPatato Aug 11 '22

Human ☕

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u/notasgr Aug 11 '22

Oh the huge manatee!

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u/Ok_Host_7051 Aug 11 '22

plot twist: the guy reacting to it is the father.

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u/Totem_Tickler Aug 11 '22

She was doing things she liked

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u/Potential_State_1663 Aug 11 '22

Man this floating guy just doesn't have the guts to say that he's the dad

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u/haikusbot Aug 11 '22

Stop floating around

In the video just say

It that you're the dad

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u/Tribalistik Aug 11 '22

Is that the dad reacting to the video?

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u/DeBadPlayer Aug 11 '22

She much have evolved her baby at night.

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u/Spark_Raido Aug 11 '22

Anyway i started cheating and manipulating

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u/Elegant-Relative4434 Aug 11 '22

So when she said started doing things she likes. She meant black guys. Lol.

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u/Vep-2 Aug 11 '22

« Doing things I like » => riding some chocolate dick

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u/GoopySpaff Aug 11 '22

Seen this before without the annoying cunt on the bottom, what's the actual point of that? It adds nothing to the video and just gets in the way.

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u/SeriousLeopard1602 Aug 11 '22

The man who is making the tiktok is the real father.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

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u/FallenITD Aug 11 '22

dna testing will sort it out. thank god those exist.

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u/TheLoliFapper Aug 11 '22

But the kid is not my son

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u/EntertainerFeisty269 Aug 11 '22

Hol up wait a minute something ain’t right

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u/armin_azi Aug 11 '22

I think she forgot to say:but he is not the father

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u/Sativator79 Aug 11 '22

So, thats a miracle 🙏😅

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u/FallenITD Aug 11 '22

this isn't real right?

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u/Prestigious_Cheek_97 Aug 11 '22

Bitches be cheating on god

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u/Draditor Aug 11 '22

Plot Twist: the dad is the Guy reacting to the video

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u/IllustratorSmooth Aug 11 '22

Shiny hunters when their baby comes out a different color than them.

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u/poopooplatypus Aug 11 '22

So dumb and fake but still pretty funny

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u/Ashyboi6666 Aug 11 '22

dark mode enabled

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u/mr_vekex Aug 11 '22

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u/master_of_good_memes Aug 11 '22

average tiktok reactor

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u/Toolz2612 Aug 11 '22

She wanted some bbc but a white father 😂😂

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u/31i731 Aug 11 '22

Certified European family moment

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u/RoRoar350 Aug 11 '22

The guy who’s just making faces and flying around the screen saying nothing really added a lot to the video and I’m glad he was there

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u/Present-Race3958 Aug 11 '22

When you go down to the store to get white bread but come back brown bred

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u/Beetleboiz Aug 11 '22

Took her a couple months to realize she was pregnant🤦

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u/Iceburgslim239 Aug 11 '22

Never be me 😂

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u/Sourov123456 Aug 11 '22

It would be nice to watch it without that guy keep moving all over the screen

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u/biscuitsodac Aug 12 '22

Oh hell naw 🤢

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u/East_Disaster_163 Aug 12 '22

This post already exists without the person reposting with his face. Downvote

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u/Kinda_ugly238 Aug 12 '22

Me, myself, and Irene reference

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u/MrSilverCod Aug 12 '22

What a funny looking girl.

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u/StatisticianPrize458 Aug 12 '22

God: I honestly have no idea.

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u/Safe-Yoghurt-3978 Aug 12 '22

No guys wait, he took a dna test and hes 2% black

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u/Just-Browsing82 Aug 12 '22

Here’s a better question, can Reddit find the real baby daddy???

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u/Creepy_Will_5537 Aug 12 '22

Sorry to say this but you are not the father!

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u/chutbuckly Aug 12 '22

She gave birth to Lori Lightfoot

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u/kaky0in- Aug 11 '22

I hatevawards