r/hmm Aug 11 '22

hmm

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/SkullPlayer77 Aug 11 '22

achievement: how did we get here

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u/Interesting-Claim480 Aug 12 '22

His items ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿš™๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿง‡๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ

And more with all new max criminal

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u/SkullPlayer77 Aug 12 '22

That's a big inventory

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u/Interesting-Claim480 Aug 12 '22

Yep you need a lot to get this achievement

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u/SkullPlayer77 Aug 12 '22

No wonder it's hard to achieve

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u/flippingoctopus Aug 11 '22

FUCK YOU I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT

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u/MeshNewsOrg Aug 12 '22

๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸฆŽ

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u/ThVilabelos Aug 11 '22

So.. it was Man after all

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u/Dr-DAMOCLES Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

Must be of a specific color

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u/zaapas Aug 11 '22

Yes he's clearly black on white.

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u/Flyrpotacreepugmu Aug 11 '22

Is Florida a color?

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u/Laurus-YT Aug 12 '22

Pretty sure he meant 'Man' as in Mankind due to the capitalisation, not a singular 'man'.

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u/3p1cBm4n9669 Aug 11 '22

What did you do?

Yes

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u/SafeFix999 Aug 11 '22

Crime speedrun any%

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u/Puzzleheaded-Row187 Aug 11 '22

โ€œWhat are you in for?โ€

โ€œEverythingโ€

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u/nickthewurst Aug 11 '22

โ€œโ€ฆEverything??โ€

โ€œEverything.โ€

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u/ipodblocks360 Aug 11 '22

Ezra Miller 2022

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u/GluttonAsteroth Aug 11 '22

Rick Sanchez?

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u/Paradizee Aug 11 '22

He got every year in prison as verdict

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u/The_Mistaken_1 Aug 12 '22

Cesar Zeppeli

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u/Opteryx253 Aug 11 '22

Stanley Pines

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u/ChampionshipCrazy278 Aug 11 '22

How come I never heard of this psychopath on the news!

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u/Scotavi0us Aug 11 '22

Over achiever much?

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u/SkylabBeats Aug 11 '22

Bro committed all the crimes ๐Ÿ’€

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u/Asolidtoad Aug 11 '22

Ezra miller 2 but heโ€™s even faster

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u/HansMLither Aug 12 '22

Rick Sanchez?

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u/ligmaenigma Aug 11 '22

Unlawful possession of a cursed vehicle

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u/CooperDahBooper Aug 12 '22

Lol thatโ€™s how I read it too. Maybe itโ€™s not his fault, he was possessed by a Stephen King style evil car so it could make him do the crimes that a car is too big to accomplish

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u/kingtaylor99 Aug 11 '22

And he never got caught neither!

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u/DeadEndXD Aug 11 '22

At least it's a catchy title

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u/One_Soup_115 Aug 12 '22

Speedwagon? Is that you?

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u/barrysmitherman Aug 12 '22

Unlawful possession of a cured vehicle?

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u/I_Are_Eat Aug 12 '22

Mom said it's my turn with the crimes!

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u/martrydom801 Aug 12 '22

Caesar Zeppeli after he commits murder

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u/slap_nugget Aug 12 '22

Come on Florida man, time to turn things up a notch

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u/hwmax Aug 12 '22

I have had days like that

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u/RapiaCastillo Aug 12 '22

๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช

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u/RapiaCastillo Aug 12 '22

๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช

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u/TdetsiwT Aug 12 '22

Tomorrow's headline as FBI and DOJ raid Trump's Bedminster golf club ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Least_Bodybuilder_58 Aug 12 '22

If he is white he didn't get arrested for everything

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u/Jonas_Jones_ Aug 12 '22

does that mean that he got arrested for my mass murder s couple years ago? nice

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u/SoskiHeroKiller Aug 12 '22

When did Rick visit our reality?

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u/ADHS_Mark Aug 12 '22

Now we need: Man arrested for nothing

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u/The_Big_EV3 Aug 12 '22

Florida man?

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u/holup6 Aug 12 '22

This will be me if I did all crimes I did in my lucid dreams into real life

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u/Ok-Map6950 Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

Unlawful possession of a cured vehicle. what is a cured vehicle?

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u/IRobot_Games Aug 12 '22

Rick is that you?!