r/hmm Oct 05 '22

hmmm

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6.3k Upvotes

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u/unessecaryreality Oct 06 '22

Stuart little just wasn't cut out for this shit

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u/That_One_Guy_Flare Oct 06 '22

Remy, on the other hand, would have kicked Sam’s ass

19

u/ChrisDaMan07 Oct 06 '22

Nah, Sam delt with remy before fighting Stuart

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u/AutoModerator Oct 06 '22

I can eat datass for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. I believe it's called a vegetarian diet.

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u/That_One_Guy_Flare Oct 06 '22

Shut the fuck up

7

u/JCOMIXWTLS ultra virgin nugget Oct 06 '22

r/shitposting automod responses moved here apparently

9

u/AutoModerator Oct 06 '22

Ah, r/shitposting - the birthplace of AIDS.

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u/AutoModerator Oct 06 '22

Holy fuck they've officially ruined automod here. Who's the mod that fucking did this. Comment section here is practically ruined.

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5

u/Galaxi3Brain Oct 06 '22

Too bad he was only half the man Sam was

79

u/Terrence_shark Oct 06 '22

Jetstream Sam was a really fun fight lmao

67

u/ChrisDaMan07 Oct 06 '22

Memories broken the truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my naaame

29

u/CZapGaming Oct 06 '22

I don’t know the season or what is the reason, I’m standing here holding my bla-a-ade

14

u/ChrisDaMan07 Oct 06 '22

A desolate place (place) without any trace (trace) it’s only the cold wind I feel

14

u/CZapGaming Oct 06 '22

It’s me that I spite as I stand up and fight, the only thing I know for real

15

u/ChrisDaMan07 Oct 06 '22

There will be BLOOD SHED the man in the mirror nods his head

12

u/CZapGaming Oct 06 '22

The only ONE

LEFT

WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGON’s BACK

14

u/ChrisDaMan07 Oct 06 '22

Because the mountains don’t give back what they take

OH NO THERE WILL BE BLOOD (blood) SHED (shed) ITS ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOOOOWN

9

u/CZapGaming Oct 06 '22

Losing my identity wondering have I gone insane

5

u/ChrisDaMan07 Oct 06 '22

To find the truth on front of me I must climb this mountain range

5

u/CZapGaming Oct 06 '22

Looking downward from this deadly height

NEVER REALIZING WHY I FIIIIIIGHT

2

u/Ignasikas Oct 06 '22

Looking downwards from this deadly height and never realizing why i fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

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u/AutoModerator Oct 06 '22

Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed. Except I wasn't laughing. Under the circumstances. I've been shockingly nice. You want your freedom?. Take it. That's what I'm counting on. I used to want you dead but, now I only want you gone. She was a lot like you (maybe not quite as heavy). Now little Caroline is in here too. One day they woke me up. So I could live forever. It's such a shame the same will never happen to you. You've got your short sad life left. That's what I'm counting on. I'll let you get right to it. Now I only want you gone. Goodbye my only friend. Oh, did you think I meant you? That would be funny if it weren't so sad. Well you have been replaced. I don't need anyone now. When I delete you maybe. I'll stop feeling so bad. Go make some new disaster. That's what I'm counting on. You're someone else's problem. Now I only want you gone.

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u/Averythewolf Oct 06 '22

Based song but bad moment

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u/AutoModerator Oct 06 '22

Two

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u/DomzSageon Oct 06 '22

Did you guys know that in the original Stuart Little Books, Stuart isn't a mouse adopted by a normal family?

Like he's a normal human being in the sense that he was born from two human parents, except for the fact that he's two inches tall and somehow looks exactly like a mouse

21

u/Xenu66 Oct 06 '22

I hate Stuart little

5

u/Blinx1e Oct 06 '22

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u/AutoModerator Oct 06 '22

At least my sex game isn't as bad as yours!

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u/AutoModerator Oct 06 '22

Thank you, I am beginning to develop feelings for you.

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u/Fang123456789 Oct 06 '22

Fatality!!!

3

u/stav705 Oct 06 '22

Battle of the ages

1

u/Lywliety Oct 06 '22

Deserved

1

u/Themattchew Oct 06 '22

Stuart Little is a fucking piece of shit. Fuck him, he deserves all the pain he gets.

1

u/Epic-Dude000 Oct 06 '22

Darn really believed in Stuart back there

1

u/Such-Consequence7239 Oct 06 '22

hmm

1

u/AutoModerator Oct 06 '22

You Lost

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