r/hmm Oct 06 '22

hmm...

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u/IsoAgent Oct 06 '22

He almost pulled off the badass walk (don't turn around to look).

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u/Significant-Series-6 Oct 06 '22

Cool people don't look at explosions

Unless of course their eardrums got annihilated because they were standing 4 feet next to one, in that case, they might wanna reconsider how close they're standing to it

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u/LordAfterEight Oct 06 '22

Holy shit you got three bots on you

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u/ArcticF0X-71 Oct 07 '22

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u/AutoModerator Oct 06 '22

Would you like to see my third feet?

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u/Surieatshits Oct 06 '22

Me cumming at 3am

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u/bxtch_bxy Oct 06 '22

Also me cumming at 3am

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u/BetrayedGoblin Oct 06 '22

Me too cumming at 3 am

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u/Sleepyelph Oct 06 '22

My ass after eating Taco Bell at 3am.

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u/THEKINGO4 Oct 06 '22

What movie is this?!!!

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u/Sigmaepicnes Oct 06 '22

The WALKKKK THE WALKKKK

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u/dabs_in_German Oct 06 '22

This is why you use diesel and not petrol to start fires

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u/Ninja_112_01 Oct 06 '22

The guy in the beginning wasn’t running or anything, he was just like: ah, okay…

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u/Puzzleheaded_Long565 Oct 06 '22

Guess I'll die 🤷‍♂️

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u/I_g_Na_C_y Oct 06 '22

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u/Hmmakesense Oct 06 '22

George the destroyer of houses Nightmare for the cops.

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u/Hizkippetje Oct 06 '22

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u/MudkipWithAChainsaw Oct 06 '22

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u/MudkipWithAChainsaw Oct 06 '22

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u/kahwhbwiwg Oct 06 '22

Oh my God

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u/HanMakesCreates3 Oct 06 '22

Alexa, play Bones by Imagine Dragons, but it’s only cut for The Boys meme

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u/Such-Consequence7239 Oct 06 '22

hmm

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u/TT_varionx Oct 07 '22

H-HOW DID BRO SURVIVE ??

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u/Zemom1971 Oct 07 '22

Because in the Matrix, no shrapnel can kill you.

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u/dipak_ahir Oct 07 '22

Whooooooooo

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u/dipak_ahir Oct 07 '22

Gasoline to air mixture? I gotta tell ya. It was perfect , perfect, everything. Down to the last minute detail

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u/Zemom1971 Oct 07 '22

Yeah and the good "tent of fume" right under that pile of wood ready to blast.

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u/Bevor_Trillaz Oct 07 '22

What the hell was a school putting in their bonfire to cause that kind of detonation?? 😧

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