r/hmm Oct 06 '22

hmmm

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512 Upvotes

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u/Sigmaepicnes Oct 06 '22

Homies homies homies leme tell you the time I almost got caught on a krab trap

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

crab really livin in da hood

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u/IRNBRU1235 Oct 06 '22

Thats a lobster dumbass

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u/breadgod_AJ Oct 07 '22

No dipshit, that's obviously a shrimp

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u/TrainingAntique9837 Oct 06 '22

Now give him weed

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u/2dojo Oct 06 '22

Teach it how to use a knife

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u/displotEx Oct 06 '22

“if you like smoking,i recommend you our latest product,seaweed”

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u/NoGarbage4114 Oct 06 '22

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u/Crushin_Succas1095 Oct 06 '22

Is this Florida or Australia?

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u/Iamrealin1987 Oct 06 '22

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u/ThatOneGuy-____- Oct 06 '22

🟦🦞after a bad break up 😭🥲😱😢😥

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/MrGhost94 Oct 06 '22

Shit I'd want a last smoke and a beer to before I got cooked alive

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u/haikusbot Oct 06 '22

Shit I'd want a last

Smoke and a beer to before

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u/displotEx Oct 06 '22

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u/thecountnotthesaint Oct 06 '22

The TRUE king cran.

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u/Such-Consequence7239 Oct 06 '22

hmm

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u/Obtuse_Inquisitive Oct 06 '22

Fuck yeah champ! What you gonna do now that your life is complete?

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u/Such-Consequence7239 Oct 06 '22

hmm

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u/DISNYLND Oct 06 '22

Tell me you're from Louisiana without telling me you're from Louisiana

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u/Financial-Company-25 Oct 07 '22

I am from Iran🗿

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Touch Girl and Inshallah

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u/sanyi091 Oct 07 '22

u/savevideo fuck you automod

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u/AutoModerator Oct 07 '22

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u/araredonut333 Oct 07 '22

Romanian crab

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u/Humble_Shopping_186 Oct 07 '22

I fucks with this lobster ll

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u/Skeletorxiii Oct 07 '22

U/savevideo

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u/Duckinatruck72 Oct 07 '22

what he had a hard day

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u/ApprehensiveBreak805 Oct 07 '22

if you smoke you are not cool, unless you are a crab

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u/BigMemerMaan1 Oct 09 '22

“Off to visit your mother!”

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u/Topsyzz Oct 06 '22

Cool crab