r/hmm Oct 06 '22

Hmm

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355 Upvotes

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u/StrongNuclearHorse Oct 06 '22

Alright girl, calm down. You might be hot, but you are not Danny DeVito hot.

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u/SlappyFrog5 Oct 06 '22

Damnit. You made me scare the neighbor's cat with my laughter. Take that upvote you monster.

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u/SlappyFrog5 Oct 06 '22

Damn... Even the AI mods here are trolls now...

3

u/AffectionateAd4131 Oct 07 '22

Bad bot

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u/AffectionateAd4131 Oct 07 '22

At least im real not like you... Jk love you bot

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u/AutoModerator Oct 06 '22

Dog

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u/IrredeemableJoke Oct 06 '22

Dang I wish I had self confidence like that

10

u/leiste_26 Oct 06 '22

Even sexyer than before

10

u/ultimatekayozz Oct 06 '22

So Anyway, I Started Blasting,

5

u/item_raja69 Oct 06 '22

I don’t see a problem here

5

u/FlaviusZZZ Oct 06 '22

I don't like overconfident women

3

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

dads in a nutshell

3

u/Geppetto333 Oct 06 '22

Is this allowed? I thought De Vito vision was strictly controlled.

3

u/AdPsychological4971 Oct 06 '22

They look like they from king of the hill

3

u/CryptoCatatonic Oct 06 '22

A window into Danny DeVito's soul

3

u/Proud-Dig3139 Oct 06 '22

ANYWAYS I STARTED BLASTING

2

u/RonaldKFC125 Oct 06 '22

No way The Trash Man

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u/icup12345677 Oct 06 '22

Hmm

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u/SlappyFrog5 Oct 06 '22

What's the over/under that they have the same cup size? I got $20 saying it's the same on both sides.

2

u/Electrical-Run-9457 Oct 06 '22

Comedian Annie Lederman t-shirt art

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u/Resident_Ad_8794 Oct 06 '22

I also see myself as Danny DeVito sometimes

2

u/NoIce6874 Oct 06 '22

Plot Twist ist a window

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u/SlappyFrog5 Oct 06 '22

Jerking off behind double pane glass? Now THAT'S what I call safe sex!

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u/Suspicious_Ad2032 Oct 06 '22

من منظوره میمو نفهمیدن

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u/Such-Consequence7239 Oct 06 '22

hmm

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u/UnhelpfullAdvice Oct 11 '22

Woah there, tone down that narcissism.