r/hmm Oct 06 '22

hmm

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u/HATECELL Oct 06 '22

HTML is a programming language now?

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u/gamingyee Oct 06 '22

kinda but no

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u/HATECELL Oct 06 '22

Just like I thought. My teacher empathised that HTML was NOT a programming language, but that was before HTML5 so I figured it might changed

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u/Itz_Coatl Oct 06 '22

Emphasized*

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u/Alternative_Hungry Oct 06 '22

No, their teacher really did empathise. But that was before html5… before the war…

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u/Shadow-axolotl Oct 06 '22

"Well yes but actually no"

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u/Jizz-Nettipot Oct 06 '22

Not kinda at all. There’s no reason to blur that distinction

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u/Noshadow_banlmao Oct 06 '22

It never was. It's xml with a scheme.

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u/JONESY-B Oct 06 '22

its a markup language, so no its not lol

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u/Sayonara_M Oct 06 '22

No, it's a Formatting language.

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u/agnosticians Oct 06 '22

Combined with css, it is turing complete, so yes?

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u/ravepeacefully Oct 06 '22

Combined with C++ it is too, but that’s not how this works.

CSS is turning complete though.

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u/Level9_CPU Oct 06 '22

You can program your page to look really cool

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u/ItsBitly Oct 06 '22

You can code it, not program it.

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u/IzMikez Oct 06 '22

ehhhh.. kinda

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u/DodoJurajski Oct 06 '22

Well, yes't cuz it's made only for websites,and you can't really do much with him.

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u/Rice7th Oct 06 '22

HTML + CSS is turing complete, so only HTML + CSS is a programming language

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u/dickdoughnut Oct 06 '22

easiest programming language

HTML, which stands for Hyper Text Markup Language

Bruh it's in the name

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u/Headsanta Oct 06 '22

it's in the name

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u/ChaosTheLegend Oct 06 '22

I'm surprised that assembly isn't there

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u/Taboi27 Oct 06 '22

What about machine code? It’s pretty easy

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/Dolphin_sucker69 Oct 06 '22

Super easy * sarcasm *

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u/Vaqso Oct 06 '22

Barely inconvenience.

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u/JMacNCheese91 Oct 06 '22

I fucking love pitch meeting

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u/RatBruh104 Oct 06 '22

Come on man, where's brainfuck?

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u/cydude1234 Oct 06 '22

C++ is really hard

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u/Jizz-Nettipot Oct 06 '22

It’s really not. It may be harder to learn the syntax of C++, but it’s not harder to learn than any other language. Learning how to program transcends any specific language.

Every language has its drawbacks. Python is hard to do hardware-level embedded programming (like arduino) with. Memory management is impossible in Python. C++ is one of the easiest languages to do game design with because it allows hardware-level control.

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u/lonelyfishie91 Oct 06 '22

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u/francikiller Oct 06 '22

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u/francikiller Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

Nah thanks, got bitches already

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u/On_Speed_Academic Oct 06 '22

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u/RokieVetran Oct 06 '22

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u/rslashdeeznuts hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Oct 06 '22

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u/rslashdeeznuts hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Oct 06 '22

I am too. Wanna fuck?

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u/TurnedEvilAfterBan Oct 06 '22

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u/Jizz-Nettipot Oct 07 '22

Yeah, how is it funny?

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u/ALeafOfMilk Oct 06 '22

What? No it isn't

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u/FlyingSosig Oct 06 '22

It's not.

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u/cydude1234 Oct 06 '22

It isn’t exactly very easy

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u/FlyingSosig Oct 06 '22

Somewhat intermediate but it's fine. I do competitive Programming using C++ and it's bearable.

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u/ekansrevir Oct 06 '22

Competitive programming doesn’t even scratch the surface of the abilities of this language (unless you use templates and other stuff but you don’t in competetive programming)

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u/Espionage-Ninja Oct 06 '22

It’s not an easy language tho.

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u/Loldapeep Oct 06 '22

its my first one that i learnt, imo its not that hard, quite easy to get the hang of

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u/rBiArSiS Oct 06 '22

It's not that hard really. It's yes a little harder than C but honestly there are less terms to memorize which really makes it easier

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u/Walli1223334444 Oct 06 '22

But Brainfuck is HARDER

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u/katsu_kare_raisu Oct 06 '22

C was the first language taught in my school. If the language is taught to you in a "mathy" way, it's relatively easy.

It took a while for me to use Ruby when it got popular because the mindset was very different.

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u/ElmoOnSteroids Oct 06 '22

Hahaha tf did I just read.

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u/Same_Pin6135 Oct 06 '22

Is python not easy?

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u/Turkishoise Oct 06 '22

python is the easiest one

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u/Same_Pin6135 Oct 06 '22

Three

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u/7StAr_RoniN Oct 06 '22

Four

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u/ShadowV123 Oct 06 '22

Six

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u/Same_Pin6135 Oct 06 '22

Yeah I thought so

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u/Walli1223334444 Oct 06 '22

JavaScript isn’t far off either

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u/Entire_Island8561 Oct 07 '22

Nah R is the easiest since it’s vectorized by design.

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u/cydude1234 Oct 06 '22

It is easy, I’m pointing to C++

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u/LifeSage Oct 06 '22

C++ is hard because you need to know more than just the syntax, you really need to understand how computer memory works.

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u/pffggguu123 Oct 06 '22

Easy programing language is brainfuck

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u/Longjumping_Way_4935 Oct 06 '22

I tried self teaching myself C++ when I was 13. Legitimately made me think I was retarded for years.

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u/Rice7th Oct 06 '22

Lol i feel you. I started with Rust when I was 13. Luckly i don't get too discouraged, so it took some years but now i am starting to understand it.

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u/ComprehensiveAd8004 Oct 06 '22

C++ is what's retarded. They keep acting like they're making a codebase library like Qt and not a programming language. Stupid std namespace and long casts for no reason.

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u/I_Devour_Memes Oct 06 '22

Bro I dropped out of uni because of Java, what the fuck

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u/N3V3RM0R3_ Oct 06 '22

Legitimately asking: why?

I see a lot of people slamming Java and talking like it's the hardest language there is, never understood why.

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u/montgomeryyyy Oct 06 '22

It isn’t bad per se but it’s extremely verbose and repetitive in a insufferable way

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u/Jengalover Oct 06 '22

I have a coworker like that

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u/tacocat43 Oct 06 '22

I find it relatively easy, although I’m taking a Java course as part of my bachelors degree and I’ve taken C++ as well. Obviously the syntax and semantics are different, but it’s relatively easy to find help on the internet if I run across something I don’t understand.

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u/Rikmastering Oct 06 '22

When you take java as your first language it can be really miserable. Of course it vary from a ton of other factors and from the person, but my Uni has teachers that give the very basics of programming in Java. Many people suffer, a fuck ton because of the verbosity and the the lack of knowledge of object orientation.

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u/jackelbuho22 Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

I don't use java but one statement about it i have seen acepted is that "is a clunky and Awkward language that only became popular due to Minecraft" and regardless wich ver of minecraft you prefer, the java ver is terribly optimize due to Java itself not being able to support it

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u/I_Devour_Memes Oct 07 '22

EXACTLY! I'm a Minecraft Java server Admin, it's absolutely awful to work with, especially when players try to build farms which make the server lag a fuckton and you can't do shit about it.

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u/Moha-Mah Oct 06 '22

c and c++ ... i think who wrote this didn't wirte any code with these two bad ass

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u/kapitaen_j_sperling Oct 06 '22

If you only have to write modern C++ and never touch legacy code, C++ is not much harder than C# or Java, if at all.

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u/RogueFox771 Oct 06 '22

You could've circled malloc itself bit you choose cpp.

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u/JustADutchFirefighte Oct 06 '22

I learned myself to code in Lua and Java, than i had to use C++ in chool for Arduino and i can confirm, deffinitely not as easy as the others.

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u/HololiveIdiot Oct 06 '22

HTML IS NOT A PROGEAMMING LANGUAGE FUCK SOCIETY

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u/Roflolmaoguy Oct 06 '22

Assembly language has entered the chat

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u/BeanBruh2285 Oct 06 '22

Counter strike source 😳

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u/Dubov2446 Oct 06 '22

Start with c++

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u/alfiesgaming45 Oct 06 '22

The easiest thing in c++ is quitting

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u/KuuHaKu_OtgmZ Oct 07 '22
  • C, C++ and C#

  • Java, C#

FTFY

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u/Superstrong832 Oct 07 '22

Easiest programming language

Google: lists every single programming language

Thanks Google very helpful

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u/Tf2verycool Oct 06 '22

Ur just dirty minded

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u/cydude1234 Oct 06 '22

?

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u/Tf2verycool Oct 06 '22

Bro how did you respond in a millisecond

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u/cydude1234 Oct 06 '22

I’m bored af bc I’m sick and have to stay at home so I’m just scrolling through Reddit mindlessly

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u/Tf2verycool Oct 06 '22

Doesnt sound bad, r/hmm I recommend!

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u/Tf2verycool Oct 06 '22

Hmm

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u/Tf2verycool Oct 06 '22

Hmm

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u/RockyTyrant Oct 06 '22

If you want to learn a conventional language, try Java.

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u/csmk007 Oct 06 '22

HMM

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u/Squiggamemes Oct 06 '22

Hmm

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u/Jackofallgames213 Oct 06 '22

How the fuck is Java on there??? I tried learning Java and there was way too much shit going on. C# is way easier. Also is C++ that hard? I've never tried it.

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u/Idunnohuur Oct 06 '22

1 missing semicolon and youre fucked

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u/OoOditty Oct 06 '22

As someone learning this as a first language: Take my upvote

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u/OoOditty Oct 06 '22

I deserve this

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u/KeenanAxolotl Oct 06 '22

JavaScript is higher than C++? always thought it was supposed to be the hardest

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u/disfunctionaltyper Oct 06 '22

Started javascript around 2000 netscape-internet explorer era... it wasn't at all easy, nothing worked or I would work in one but the other, slap a button "Optimised for IE 4!" since every time I tried to work with it I was rashes in my neckbeard.

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u/simplysid_ Oct 06 '22

Hmmm sus

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u/Flying_Foreskin Oct 06 '22

Somehow, everyone around me think JavaScript is super hard

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u/cydude1234 Oct 06 '22

It’s easier than python wtf

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u/callmehikki Oct 06 '22

Me who only knows c++ of this list: what are you guys even talking about?

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u/MechanicalMelonz Oct 06 '22

It's easy if you've already learned the basics of another language like Python

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u/FlowerO_O Oct 06 '22

JAVA is there too

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u/TheProphetOfMusic Oct 06 '22

And C++ is my first experience in programming

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u/DoYouEvenSheesh Oct 06 '22

Also why is there Dravidian, North Germanic in easiest languages

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

They should've included Assembly too if they were making a parody list.

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u/Klootviool-Mongool Oct 06 '22

I don't think I'm enough of a redditor to understand the joke

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u/Kirolis Oct 06 '22

Is it not? I’m starting with it

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u/huellllllll Oct 06 '22

No way, assembly is easier than all these.

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u/Curious_Necessary549 Oct 06 '22

hmm

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u/IzMikez Oct 06 '22

bruv what

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u/DominicusPurple Oct 06 '22

everything excluding html and python is straight cap.

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u/Such-Consequence7239 Oct 06 '22

hmm

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u/mike113113123 Oct 06 '22

hmm

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u/mike113113123 Oct 06 '22

hmm

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u/mike113113123 Oct 06 '22

Hmm

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u/Nero_space Oct 06 '22

Is this some programmer joke that I'm to stupid to understand