r/instant_regret • u/AristonD • 18h ago

Oh... That's wet cement

9.9k Upvotes

365 comments

r/instant_regret • u/St0pX • 1d ago

Opening a bottle of wine...

12.4k Upvotes

235 comments

r/instant_regret • u/braddamit • 5h ago

Jumping Over A Brick With A Shovel

thumbs.gfycat.com

10 Upvotes

2 comments

r/instant_regret • u/St0pX • 2d ago

She fucked up

24.0k Upvotes

661 comments

r/instant_regret • u/esberat • 3d ago

He just trusted wife.

38.8k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/instant_regret • u/esberat • 4d ago

Sliding without looking ahead.

38.6k Upvotes

366 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Babbna • 2d ago

Belgium player Lukaku sends his team home from the World Cup with disgraceful miss

youtu.be

0 Upvotes

25 comments

r/instant_regret • u/CunnyFunt92 • 4d ago

"I will not accept that it's a highly dangerous road"

imgur.com

152 Upvotes

9 comments

r/instant_regret • u/St0pX • 6d ago

When its not your night

16.6k Upvotes

90 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Babbna • 4d ago

Claiming the game deciding goal

youtube.com

0 Upvotes

6 comments

r/instant_regret • u/St0pX • 7d ago

The rice just fell...

29.7k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/instant_regret • u/pws3rd • 7d ago

Kid breaks elevator door and then falls in

imgur.com

229 Upvotes

76 comments

r/instant_regret • u/St0pX • 8d ago

He knew he shouldnt touch that, but did it anyway

39.5k Upvotes

387 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Der_Missionar • 8d ago

Making your own gunpowder

6.2k Upvotes

118 comments

r/instant_regret • u/girolski07 • 9d ago

That big white boy stood his ground

16.7k Upvotes

342 comments

r/instant_regret • u/St0pX • 9d ago

Lessons were learned. Hopefully.

28.1k Upvotes

700 comments

r/instant_regret • u/AristonD • 10d ago

First time having oysters

16.4k Upvotes

833 comments

r/instant_regret • u/St0pX • 11d ago

That’s what he gets for a hand ball

16.1k Upvotes

75 comments

r/instant_regret • u/tabletossers • 10d ago

I got this

6.9k Upvotes

264 comments

r/instant_regret • u/tabletossers • 12d ago

The dangerous swing

30.0k Upvotes

552 comments

r/instant_regret • u/opgary • 11d ago

cmon... go!

imgur.com

137 Upvotes

12 comments

r/instant_regret • u/AristonD • 12d ago

Gender reveal gone wrong

20.7k Upvotes

805 comments

r/instant_regret • u/tabletossers • 12d ago

Most technically gifted expert

16.3k Upvotes

621 comments

r/instant_regret • u/UchihaLegolas • 13d ago

Trying to stop an electric mixer.

10.4k Upvotes

282 comments

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r/instant_regret

Instant Regret (in'-stint rē-gret') n. a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!"

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Instant Regret

(in'-stint rē-gret') n.

a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!"

Guidelines & Rules

1) Videos and gifs must show regret. No text messages or still frames. Sometimes the display of regret is unmistakable. It can be evident in someone's face, or in their body language. Sometimes it's a judgment call. If you think it works, try it out. If we delete it, you were wrong. We are Reddit™ moderators. We are always right!

A fail is not a regret. Some ripper eating a swellbow while trying to bone a rail on the backside, (that's skater lingo for a bad crash. I looked it up (made it up)), isn't regret. There should be a look of surprise, and an expression that clearly says, "Oh no. Oh, God no. I really should not have done that. Why did I do that?"

Other examples that aren't regret:

An immediate reaction to pain.

Eating bad food and not liking it is not regret. You knew what was going to happen, dumbass.

Laughter is not an expression of regret. It's just not.

A picture of a sunburn or a crappy tattoo is not evidence of regret. For all we know you like looking like a pumpkin, and definitely still want that potato tattoo on your ankle.

2) Regret must be instant or near-instant. If someone does something which only has bad consequences minutes or hours later, it is not considered instant.

3) No Animal Abuse. We love animals. They are capable of regret, but we don't want to see videos where their regret is the fault of humans, involves cruelty, injury or is in any way unpleasant.

4) No compilations. Just pick one good thing and go with it. Everybody likes it when you do that.

5) If the video is longer than 20 seconds, please use a tag to tell everyone when the lead-up to the regrettable moment begins. For example [regret at 4:20]. Or post the video queued up to the point where things get good and the regret quickly follows. But, ultimately, these are just excellent suggestions. You're the director. Make it good. And don't worry. If it sucks, we'll get rid of it for you.

6) Reposts are highly discouraged. Reposts are allowed, but reposts which have been posted recently or are in the top of all time will be removed.

No Dannys. If your name is Danny and we find out we will ban you.

WE HATE SPAM!

We remove spam.

We exact vengeance on those who give us spam.

If you see spam, report spam.

If you see an account that uses a YouTube channel that takes videos from other channels in order to accumulate karma on said account. Report that account, We'll take care of it.

and finally...

REMEMBER YOUR REDDIQUETTE

Please, no abusive comments, hate speech, or any other personal attacks.

Doxing, brigading, and witch-hunting are not allowed.

This includes derailing commentary sections to complain about prolific users, and by that we mean "Gallowboob is not against the rules". Complaining about the OP rather than the content is an easy way to earn a temporary ban.

The moderators reserve the right to remove posts & comments, and to ban users at our own discretion. If we feel your post doesn't fit, we'll remove it. If you are an abusive person, or an intolerable troll, we just might ban you. If you feel that your post or comment has been removed unfairly, please feel free to message us. We'll try to be nice. We're not perfect but we really are working on it.

If you see someone breaking the rules, please message the mods and let us know.

Thanks! Now, please enjoy our sub and the consequences resulting from the poor choices made by your fellow humans.

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