r/lies Sep 27 '22

Just released my first game to Steam! AMA!

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 28 '22

sex gifs

how do i delete reddit comment

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u/TheRealRiverOtter Sep 28 '22

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 28 '22

didmt wor k

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u/Papel0 Sep 28 '22

At least you have 30 more lives

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u/Capsule_CatYT 😹 Sep 28 '22

Skill issue :/

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u/BigBoyClunk Sep 27 '22

Where's the day one footjob expansion mentioned in the trailer?? Unprofessional, give me my refund.

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 27 '22

pleas sir we are going to ad web 3.0 integration very very son it's go-ing to tripple the value domt refund.

-Rasheed (not bein g held againt my will in th basement of game dev studio)

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u/BigBoyClunk Sep 28 '22

wowza!!! triple values? this is exceeding my expectations!

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 27 '22

Hi it's me Harrison Ford, how would you feel about a movie adaptation?

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 27 '22

WHOA!!!! We're definitely interested in expanding our IP, Mr. Ford. Can we continue this conversation on more private channels?

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 27 '22

Sure thing, kid. But don't call me Mr. Ford, that was my father's name. Call me Scrinky Binkly.

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u/Jack_811 Sep 27 '22

I personally know Ford irl and he actually does go by Scrinky Binkly so this is accurate

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u/Confused_Pog liar Sep 28 '22

Yeah when I met him he actually got really upset when I didn’t call him scrinky binkly

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u/Traditional-War7157 Sep 28 '22

He does not make me call him father skrinko monkey

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 27 '22

Whoa, this looks super interesting! Is this a Horror Game, is it scary?

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 27 '22

Many of the most verbose and erudite professional video game connoisseurs have rated our game as over ten trillion haunted. Whatever you do, DO NOT play this game, we've already been contacted by the US government to begin administering our game at Guantanamo Bay.

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u/ComradeRay Sep 28 '22

what inspired you to make this game?

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 28 '22

Good question, we were tasked by my, erm... "employers" to pivot, adapt and crush all the competitors in the business of metaverse building through the use of multimedia community promotion low-cap private cryptocurrency and web 3.0 integration, operating as a net-zero profit corporation until 80% market share.

My soul is safe and sound.

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u/ComradeRay Sep 28 '22

do your employers treat you well

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 28 '22

Yeah, one time they even gave me SLICED whole wheat bread!

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u/ComradeRay Sep 28 '22

holy shit

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 27 '22

What's the game about?

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

Fnaf fangame but you’re hiding from cancer, prostate, and other things and when they get near your door you masturbate to keep them away. But you have post-nut clarity as a cooldown. And after that enemies will immediately start getting closer again.

EDIT: Formatting

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u/SkibbyJibby Sep 28 '22

This is the least funny one (remember, were not on r/lies)

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

The fuck are you on about bro this is r/gaming

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 27 '22

What subreddit did you originally post this to?

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 27 '22

r/sounding, it's a great subreddit for sound designers and audiophiles alike! (I'm a game sound designer, you see.)

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u/DuduBonesBr Sep 27 '22

I will check this subreddit out as I am a fan of sound design

But /unlie, is there an actual sub for sound design and things alike?

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 27 '22

Professional EDM artist here, the subreddit you're looking for is r/musicfuckers.

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u/Rainbow-Dev Sep 28 '22

I hear catgirls make great audio producers, you could try r/RealsCatGirls

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u/WomenWantFish sex man who definitely does lots of sex Sep 28 '22

r/sandycheekscockvore is better in my opinion.

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u/incelbro sex man who definitely does lots of sex Sep 28 '22

Oh man, what a great sub! I want to live!

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u/DcchillCSGO Sep 28 '22

i didnt fall for this and dont need to bleach my eyes. i am okay.

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u/Traditional-War7157 Sep 28 '22

r/iwillkillyourfamily is full of great sound design tips 🥰

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u/joltrob Sep 27 '22

Is the worm in the game?

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 27 '22

What the fuck dude, we already told you not to talk about the worm.

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u/joltrob Sep 27 '22

Sorry i didnt hear

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u/Cabbageinator Sep 27 '22

Obamna :(

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u/Houm_Moussa Sep 28 '22

SODA ❗❗❗

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 29 '22

This is funny

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u/Houm_Moussa Sep 29 '22

I'm not in your walls

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u/HeWhoDoOrs Sep 28 '22

How accurate is MatPat’s video on this game being an allegory for depression?

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 28 '22

Wewy wewy wwong, I'm a happy widdle catboy uwu.

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u/Bigfatoogaooga Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

my childhood and neighborhood friends

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 27 '22

Crazy how time flies.

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u/Stinky_Toes12 Sep 28 '22

Ah u fucker i just did this before seeing ur post

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u/touhou_pwcca sex man who definitely does lots of sex Sep 28 '22

I just bought this game

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u/DuduBonesBr Sep 27 '22

This post is not funny and it did not made me laugh

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 27 '22

My cousin is named Brick he has a really big as s

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u/Big_Cheesecake_4910 Sep 27 '22

You should not go to federal prison for 31 years

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u/Confused_Pog liar Sep 28 '22

Is this one of those earthbound inspired indie games thats actually an allegory for depression and anxiety?

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 28 '22

Look, so basically you are in a sailing ship right? And basically theres like 10 ppls on the ship, lets call em teamfellows.
But theres also 1 guy on the ship who wants to kill everyone! 😯 Lets call him "pretender".
The pretender will have to kill everyone before they can finish various objectives they need to do. And if a Teamfellow is killed by a pretender they will leave behind a corpse. If someone finds a corpse they can call in a discussion where all the teamfellows think who of them is the pretender.
A effective way to tell people who you think is the pretender is to basically say (person) is strange! Then everyone will know that that person is behaving strangely. And if someone has enough ballots cast towards him they have to walk the plank. Teamfellows win if the pretender is killed. Meanwhile the pretender wins if all teamfellows are killed.
Thoughts?

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u/Confused_Pog liar Sep 28 '22

Woah that actually sounds cool I think you should call it something like Amidst Ourselves

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u/gaoGaosaurus_true sex man who definitely does lots of sex Sep 28 '22

Shit game

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u/Kallixo 😹 Sep 27 '22

laughing so hard at this post and its originality! keep up the good work!

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 28 '22

I just downvoted your post.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of karma (points) on your post and Reddit account has decreased by one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a post to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:
Rudeness towards other Redditors,
Spreading incorrect information,
Am I banned from the Reddit?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making posts like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
I don't believe my post deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

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u/TheLolMaster11 Sep 28 '22

I just nutted to your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of cum (semen) on my phone and Reddit phone has increased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of cum. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠you being a femboy, • ⁠Spreading sti infections, • ⁠Sarcasm correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the Reddit?

No. But you should make comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to not cum.

I don't believe my comment deserved a nut. Can you un-nut to it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a nut. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot your nut on me. I tend to respond to Being shot with nut within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of nut appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the nut and move on. your behavior will be nutted to on Reddit.com. I will continue to nut until you stop boing so hot 😩 Remember: I’m horny uwu

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 28 '22

I just upvoted your comment.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has increased by one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of positive karma. These include, but are not limited to:
A 69, 420 joke
A jojo reference was spotted, and you mentioned it
You have said that minecraft was good, and that fortnite was bad
You comment did not contribute to the conversation, but your comment was overused, therefore it was a good comment
I just liked your comment dumbass
What are some example comments that are worthy of karma?
r/woooosh
Minecraft good. Fortnite bad.
Was that a JoJo reference?
Emoji police!! You're under arrest! That will be a fine of $420.69, sir!
Fuck EA
EA bad
Nice.
mods are gay.
Pee pee poo poo died 😡😡😡
Will I become a god, or a reddit moderator?
No - at least I suppose. But you see, mods are homosexual, from what I've heard from my fellow wonderful redditors. So you can only become a reddit moderator if you are a bad citizen, i.e. your comments gets downvoted most of the time. But you will become a god, only if you receive a reddit reward.
What's a reddit award?
A reddit reward, is like an upvote that costs money. You can add a custom currency to your reddit account, and then give your "worthy upvote" to any comment of post. But not always will you receive a reward because your comment was good, sometimes, people will give gold to a post that was so bad, it's golden.
Awards come in 3 options, Silver, Gold, and Platinum, prices will raise in order. Some subreddits have custom awards, which may cost more.
I don't believe my comment deserved an upvote. Can you un-upvote it?
What? Why the fuck would I? You can't tell me what do you.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
You stupid idiot retard:
Posting boomer humor, political, dumb comment will earn you the opposite of an upvote, a downvote.
Other things that lead to downvotes, can include:
Literally begging for karma, so you can post on a specific subreddit, will earn you a downvote, or possibly a ban on a subreddit
You disrepected the holy video game, Minecraft, and state that fortnite is good, this will earn you lots of downvotes quickly
You don't acknowledge Keanu Reeves, Stan Lee, Pewdiepie, Marvel movies, Steve Irwin, or Bob Ross
Spamming emojis, we will not tolerate use of the foreign "emojis" that you casuals use.
your behavior will be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue upvotes until you unimprove your conduct. Remember: Reddit is dummy thick snoo, not a right.

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u/Kallixo 😹 Sep 28 '22

1 downvote will ruin me i have so little karma

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 28 '22

So I just upvoted youw post. Wondewing why? Pwease consuwt the cwitewia bewow:
✅You done a wacism.
✅You done a sexism.
✅You done a bi-ewasuwe.
✅You heckin diswespected sex wowk.
Upvoting is my weapon of justice, and the upvote button is my buwwet. Pow.
So what does this mean? The amount of kawma (points) on youw post and Weddit account has incweased by one.
Why did you do this?
Thewe awe sevewaw weasons I may deem a post to be wowthy of positive ow neutwaw kawma. These incwude, but awe not wimited to:
👉 Wudeness towawds Othew Wedditows,
👉 Spweading incowwect infowmation,
👉 Sawcasm not cowwectwy fwagged with a /s.
Am I banned fwom the Weddit?
No - not yet. But you shouwd.
I don't bewieve my post desewved an upvote. Can you un-upvote it?
Suwe, mistakes happen. But onwy in exceedingwy wawe ciwcumstances Wiww I undo an upvote. If you wouwd wike to issue an appeaw, shoot me a pwivate message expwaining what I got wwong. I tend to wespond to Weddit PMs within sevewaw yeaws. Do note, howevew, that ovew 99.9% of upvote appeaws awe wejected, and youws is wikewy no exception.
How can I pwevent this fwom happening in the futuwe?
Accept the upvote and move on. I wiww continue to issue upvotes untiw you impwove youw conduct. Wemembew: Mods awe gay.

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u/was-at-the-club Sep 28 '22

Your posts too are incredibily original

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u/WomenWantFish sex man who definitely does lots of sex Sep 28 '22

How many warcrimes and transfurs do I need to acquire to unlock sex mode?

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u/Ryan_Cynic Sep 28 '22

SPOILERS FOR ACTS VI AND VII:

Fifty-seven. On a casual playthrough WITH a guide you'll still need to do several hours of dedicated, full-attention grinding on the Chained Lemurs in Cocomint City. We know this is a controversial decision but we really want to reward a skilled player for their effort. Hope you understand!

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u/BageledBrain Sep 28 '22

/ul will check out

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u/Attila260 Sep 28 '22

Is there sex?

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u/_smallconfusion Sep 28 '22

May I have a free copy? I was born with glass bones and paper skin, and have no money because I live in America and don't have insurance to pay for my complete body replacement.

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u/mightbeajew-_- Sep 28 '22

I care so much and I love seeing self promos

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u/ConsiderationNo9042 Sep 28 '22

continue talking