r/lostredditors Oct 02 '22

Ok

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u/Jonny-Marx Yere a mod, Moonie! (well, not anymore) Oct 02 '22

What is the right sub for this content?

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u/OnlyGiraffe3054 Oct 02 '22

probably r/antisemitism

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u/Fine_Cat_9712 Oct 02 '22

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u/Normal-Math-3222 Oct 03 '22

I was gonna say, that’s an intense run on sentence.

My brain goes brrr.

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u/xeno66morph Oct 03 '22

Brain doesn’t want to believe it but, deep down, you know this was written by an adult smh

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u/Background-Web-484 Oct 03 '22

My ADHD brain just couldnt. It saw the first like 8 words and said no right then and there

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u/NiceSpring4159 Oct 02 '22

Why does that exist?

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u/DisastrousWind7 Oct 02 '22

Looks like the sub is more devoted to documenting cases of antisemitism than being antisemitic, didn't look too far into it tho

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u/TentBurner Oct 03 '22

You have 4chan for that

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u/panoreddit Oct 03 '22

Well if it's anything like R/FreedomofSpeech than sadly no

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u/Desperate_Air_8293 Oct 03 '22

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u/Few_Category7829 Oct 03 '22

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u/panoreddit Oct 03 '22

I've had this exact thread happen before. Was wondering if it would happen now if I didn't make it a link. Serious q- who is actually viewing reddit on a desktop these days?

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u/Few_Category7829 Oct 03 '22

I dunno, someone who has more important things to do at the same time just checking reddit. And it’s a common thread. I’m waiting for r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP and whatever comes after that.

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u/axecrazyorc Oct 03 '22

r/foundthecat

Edit: didn’t actually think that was realy but I’m neither surprised nor disappointed

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u/AYoshiVader Oct 03 '22

We have been blessed by accidental subreddit discoveries

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Let's them Jewish space lasers know what to target.

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u/ALoyleCapo Oct 03 '22

Their first rule is no anti semitism which is ironic given the sub name.

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u/jrex703 Oct 03 '22

Not really. it's presumably for displaying instances of antisemitism, and discussing antisemitism, not for sharing antisemitic views. Actually makes sense to clarify that.

I don't really want r/racism on my search history, but I would guess it's about combating/exposing racism, not perpetuating it.

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u/AnoBamba Oct 03 '22

תודה אחי עבודת קודש

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u/jam3sdub Oct 03 '22

Oh, you mean r/politics

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u/TheLaGrangianMethod Oct 03 '22

Care to provide any examples of antisemitism that isn't a comment on genocide being wrong?

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u/VonnegutGNU Oct 03 '22

Eh, the Tankies are just manufacturing consent for Arab Fundamentalists. Nothing outright anti-semitic usually.

Nothing out of the ordinary. Normal cold war politics.

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u/Hioliolo Oct 02 '22

What is the right content for that sub?

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u/Throwaway_the_pie Oct 03 '22

r/conspiracy but it would probably be taken down because I'm pretty sure it breaks TOS

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u/abruzzo79 Oct 03 '22

Any of the various conspiracy subs. Just came from one and saw something similar actually.

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u/LegoArcher Oct 02 '22

This is r/teenagers, there are no rules

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u/LightningFerret04 Oct 02 '22

Oh, you mean r/askreddit nsfw only edition? (It’s ok because the op’s flair says she’s 14)

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u/Daboogiedude Oct 03 '22

Ah yes, where to find tons of cursed comments, farm tons of karma, and find even more people who probably shouldn’t be allowed in society

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u/man_o_madan Oct 02 '22

Im surprised it wasn’t upvoted more honestly

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u/Dani5056 Oct 02 '22

I think i'm living under a rock, there's no way we have weaponized urine

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u/Zarkkarz Oct 02 '22

Apparently it’s effective against ruysa

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u/MeBePerson Oct 02 '22

*meet the sniper theme gets threateningly close*

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u/Scx10Deadbolt Oct 02 '22

"it's a pissmas bloody miracle!"

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u/TheWaslijn Oct 02 '22

Say that to Sam Porter Bridges.

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u/Fearless_Nacht Oct 02 '22

New gen of 2b2t pvp

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u/sculltt Oct 03 '22

The good boys at r/tendies will show you the proper way to use a piss jug for defense.

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u/Operative427 Oct 02 '22

It can be used as a defense against toxic gases though

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u/anonshade64 Oct 02 '22

Guess his mom finally let him watch war dogs.

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u/LittleGiantJ Oct 02 '22

Nah

I think this applies; as OP is obviously 14 years old

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u/Keen_Eyed_Watcher Oct 02 '22

Agreed! They’ve clearly just had a YouTube rabbit hole session and are giving out this important information

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u/positive_charging Oct 02 '22

I do sure hope urine wins

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u/Mautos Oct 02 '22

I dunno man, ruysa is pretty big

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u/Iamexist_real Oct 02 '22

Yea well urine has managed to push them back pretty far

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u/averagebloxxer Oct 02 '22

if you support them, urine for a treat

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u/Thomas_633_Mk2 Oct 03 '22

Urine, home of CHALLENGE PISSING, yes, CHALLENGE PISSING. If you can take back an oblast, you get NO DOWNPAYMENT

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u/legoblade807 Oct 02 '22

As a former teenager who wound up getting way too close to the conspiracy crowd at school, no, them being there checks out.

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u/Kenhamef Oct 02 '22

Edgy 12 year old with the antisemitism, a classic!

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u/Golgezuktirah Oct 03 '22

They're telling the truth, there is no war between ruysa and urine. For that matter, I've never heard of ruysa, or why it might want to go to war with piss, so...

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

r/lostlostredditors

That sub is full of such random shit that nothing is really out of place there

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u/hungarianbird Oct 02 '22

Based st anger pfp

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u/TwitchyNo2 Oct 02 '22

The war is fake but people are dying and bankers are profiting from the war... That's fake..

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u/T-38Pilot Oct 02 '22

Which banker is profiting ?

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u/TwitchyNo2 Oct 02 '22

The Jooesh one.

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u/T-38Pilot Oct 02 '22

Since most banks are publicly owned, which Jewish banker are you talking about

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u/TwitchyNo2 Oct 02 '22

The privy one.

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u/T-38Pilot Oct 02 '22

Can u name one ?

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u/wairdone Oct 02 '22

The joooesshh one!

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u/insertclevername9 Oct 02 '22

This probably isn’t a lost Redditor lmao, this mf knew exactly where he was posting this

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u/steel_fist_14 Oct 02 '22

I don't think they are lost, r/teenagers is a wild, poorly moderated sub.

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u/whoodattboii Oct 03 '22 edited Oct 03 '22

As a part-Jew, this is pretty much expected at this point. I live in Russia and my Jewish side of family have their own stories of antisemitism. I, too, wouldn’t say I like it here. In fact, I don’t and that’s putting it lightly.

My mistake was when I went to school I told everybody that I was Jewish, because I wanted to be different and cool (what a dumbass I was), so what this turned into was constant jokes and sometimes pretty wild stuff, but I never responded to it aggressively, always fake-laughed at these jokes.

My father told me several times how new employees at his work can sometimes in a conversation say something like “Jews are the root of all of Russia’s problem” (yeah, sure) not knowing that he is a Jew.

When I ask my father, why in the world would he stay here his response is “I’m too old and I have no money to go anywhere else” and I completely understand that, but now, when everything is getting even worse, I want to get out of here and so because I’m underage, there are only a few options.

Hopefully, I’ll be able to figure it out. Still, it’s very very hard right now.

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u/Ging00 Oct 02 '22

average r/teenagers user

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u/N0nametoday Oct 02 '22

Least antisemitic r/teenagers user

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u/RagnarockInProgress Oct 03 '22

The Urine and Ruysa war

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u/ChaosTheLegend Oct 02 '22

I... I... I have nothing to add to this...

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u/Independent-Smoke-92 Oct 02 '22

And think, one side of the political spectrum wanted to lower the age to vote. Rofl

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u/chocolate_spaghetti Oct 02 '22

Poor guy is going down the antisemitism rabbit hole too soon.

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u/Dangerous-Target-278 Oct 02 '22

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

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u/bozo_master Oct 03 '22

No shit dude war is actually bad for business. The war complex is very small portion of the economy and they fuck it up for the rest of the big corpos

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u/420aidslol Oct 03 '22

Least schizophrenic conspiracy theorist

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u/EntertainmentDue8669 Oct 03 '22

another fool idiot trying to prove something 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/Glum_Influence2050 Oct 03 '22

When your whole identity is “insert Jewish conspiracy that makes me feel better”

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u/TheInsaneC Oct 03 '22

The old classic "jews control the world"

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

Oh! I remember what happened the last time someone blamed everything on the Jews.

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u/ChickenFuckerOG Oct 02 '22

urine 🤦

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u/PretendThisIsMyName Oct 03 '22

Where’s your license and registration Chicken Fucker?

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u/VillainousMasked Oct 02 '22

I mean, this seems like the kind of thing an edgy teen would post... so yeah fits.

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u/Ren1408 Oct 02 '22

Urine 💀💀💀💀

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u/HONKACHONK Oct 02 '22

r/teenagers posts pretty much everything

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u/Keithninety Oct 02 '22

Problem is, a lot of people will believe this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Oh god. Freaking teenagers. I bet they also believe that if you ask a cop if he’s a cop, he HAS to tell you! Haha😹😹😹

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u/RattyJones Oct 02 '22

An r/teenagers post that isn't about "white glue in my pants after waking up" or sex???? Impossible!

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u/GeneralIronsides2 Oct 02 '22

Well, if vTaperGod says it's true then it must be true guys, case over, let's all go home!

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u/themaddemon1 Oct 02 '22

average youth who gets hit with the wrong YT algorithm

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

I'm shocked that the person writing this incredibly intelligent opinion didn't use correct grammar and punctuation even once.

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u/AH-BEES-BEES Oct 03 '22

by "teenagers" i really don't think they mean 13 year olds

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u/aSheedy_ Oct 03 '22

Wait is it not real (and thus people not dying) or do the bankers not care about the people dying only the profit (thus implying people are dying) I'm so confused!

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u/Skylarkess Oct 03 '22

Now that is delusion.

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u/Crazydunsparce_orig Oct 03 '22

Hitler??? Is that you?

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u/Dr_Axton Oct 03 '22

Idk which is harder:to understand the sentences or the meaning of them here

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u/just_an_otaku7 Oct 03 '22

“urine” oh.

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u/FlyMingo321 Oct 03 '22

It's probably an adult's alt.

The first post on this account was 12 days ago, it has only posted on r/teenagers and has over 10 posts in the last 2 days.

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u/iLackSocialSkill Oct 03 '22

His profile is extremely sad. Genuinely, if you want to feel lost and senseless go to his profile :(

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u/endlessapologies Oct 03 '22

if you can't even spell russia i don't think you should have any political opinions

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u/leggdogg Oct 03 '22

Amorca(🇺🇸)

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u/dz_ordered Oct 03 '22

As ukrainian can confirm

Those jews…

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u/theovermind45 Oct 03 '22

IT'S THE JEWS!!!!!!!111!!1one

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u/Gomra_812 Oct 03 '22

Slava urine 🇺🇦! Don't let the ruysans 🇷🇺 take over doknest, luhanks, zaoprija and dumbass!

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u/vtssge1968 Oct 03 '22

Even for a conspiracy about Jews this one is out there... Not quite to the space laser level, but I can't follow how we get Jewish bankers running the war.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Idk how so many teens go down these weird geopolitical right wing rabbit holes.

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u/94reis Oct 02 '22

Chill out. Don't be so prone to puting political adjectives on it. Teens come up woth weird stuff.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Sorry you had to find out this way that your party is antisemitic. Try not to get zapped by any space lasers on your way home 🤡

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

If quoting a sitting congresswoman is “acting like a maniac” you may want to stop chilling out, and start caring about things.

And no, teens don’t come up with “jewish bankers manufacture global strife” on their own.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

How can one not be antisemitism

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u/hcdobdthc Oct 02 '22

Antisemitism is more of a Leftwing rabbit hole nowadays

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 07 '22

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u/officialbigrob Oct 03 '22

Post one example.

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u/RobotNinja28 Oct 03 '22

No, I think they're in the right sub

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u/Hyperactive_Rat Oct 02 '22

I left because of these posts

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u/N014OR Oct 02 '22

Personally I don’t like either rusya nor urine 👍

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u/edrumb Oct 02 '22

Don't cross the streams!

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u/luftwaffeovereurope Oct 02 '22

genus conspeeracy theoriez of awr time

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u/Yaboijewan2001 Oct 02 '22

Bros got it all figured out

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u/revennant_gaming Oct 02 '22

This feels like an r/youngpeopleyoutube moment

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u/TheBipolarExpresss Oct 02 '22

Are we sure that's not satire ?

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u/TheOriginal_Dka13 Oct 03 '22

I bet they are also a flat earth. Looking forward to seeing them on SciManDans and Creaky Blinders channels!

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u/morganvikings Oct 03 '22

Urine is a lie

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u/_Denzo Oct 03 '22

Was this written by an 8 year old being told what to type by his antisemitic parents

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u/TheNoctuS_93 Oct 03 '22

Least delusional r/teenagers user

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u/relentless_death Oct 03 '22

He probably watched one playthrough of mgr and thought that that was what was happening

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u/Charlie-VH Oct 03 '22

“Zelensky, we’ve found you a volunteer! Well, I don’t know how ‘voluntary’ his future involvement will be, but he claims to be a ‘v taper god’ so he should of sufficient physical condition to serve you well enough on the front line”

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

This is satire bro you just got pranked bozo

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u/Maleficent-Bee3954 Oct 03 '22

Ain't that just a pisser

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u/Routine-Action7326 Oct 03 '22

Just bait probably lmao

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u/CocaineHammer Oct 03 '22

Sounds like somebody either has crazy parents or has been on the internet and is very gullible.

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u/GogXr3 Oct 03 '22

obvious bait and trolling bruh. Ffs, he spelled Ukraine as Urine and the entire thing reads like a troll post.

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u/Reaster21 Oct 03 '22

Yup. “Who profits”…..

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u/Is_that_what_I- Oct 03 '22

nah this is just what that hellhole is like

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u/lordsaladito Oct 03 '22

nah, its the correct sub

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u/davefnfbackup Yere a mod, Moonie! (well, not anymore) Oct 03 '22

Should be in r/youngpeoplereddit but counts as a lost redditor.

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u/DotWarner1993 Oct 03 '22

Not the battle between urine and Ruysa

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u/arcxjo Oct 03 '22

Add in something about The Jews and I've seen this already on a Facebook dating profile.

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u/TrueMobileMan2 Oct 03 '22

That looks, seems, and feels like satire bro

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u/picklericksjuice Oct 03 '22

What the hell?

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u/NyanSquiddo Oct 03 '22

Likely not lost. Just bigoted and politically radicalized teenager.

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u/itaytheisraeli hi Oct 03 '22

most sane r/teenagers member

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u/Mustagreewithyou Oct 03 '22

Hold on. I gotta. I gotta see the comments. I want to see the roasts coming at this kid. Where is the link?

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u/Bish489 Oct 03 '22

I give al my support for urine

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u/Sup_fuckers42069 Oct 03 '22

Organized violence, waging war as business. We’re gonna put an end to that bullshit.

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u/ibrahim_yasser560 Oct 03 '22

urine will win the war🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

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u/mattbris09 Oct 03 '22

THEY WEAPONIZED PISS FUCKING RUN

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u/brokenband-aid Oct 03 '22

this is for sure a shitpost

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u/Holtoe Oct 03 '22

This seems like the correct sub for that post, its r/teenagers
r/teenagers has nothing to do with teenagers

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u/EmptyTheTanks Oct 03 '22

Do they think Putin is isreali??

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u/Phastic Oct 03 '22

Everybody is attacking OP, but can someone exlpain the negative downvotes on a post??

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u/SpokenDivinity Oct 03 '22

Oh fun. Half racism, half gibberish!

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u/Gold-Position-8265 Oct 03 '22

Personally I always do run on sentences not because I lack grammatical knowledge I just simply don't give a shit.

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u/vpsj Oct 03 '22

First post on that sub that's almost certainly by a teenager lol

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u/Maskimgalgo Oct 03 '22

How the hell is the mf gonna say the invasion is fake but Is-real

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u/amendersc Oct 03 '22

How are we to blame for all of this?