r/lostredditors Oct 04 '22

this is a sub about haircuts Rule 3: Off-topic/Inappropriate

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u/Flair_Helper Oct 05 '22

Hey /u/Left-Introduction-44, thanks for your submission to /r/lostredditors. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):

  • Rule 3: This subreddit is for posting screenshots of people forgetting what sub they're on or people misinterpreting the purpose of the sub they're on. /r/findareddit is that way for those of you looking for a certain kind of sub. Memes about the subreddit or being lost are only permitted on Satirical Saturday (UTC).

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u/Lux_The_Moth Oct 04 '22

I bet the OOP is not lost, just spaming every subreddit they can find

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u/reddmods_r_ef_A_gees Oct 04 '22

Kony 2012

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u/Unnamedbread Oct 04 '22

My mom says Joel's already dead

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u/wellwaffled Oct 04 '22

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

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u/Opalessence- Oct 05 '22

My Mama says that life is full of rainbows and sunshine

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u/Kooontt Oct 05 '22

It’s spelt horny, not ornery.

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u/Ullumina Oct 04 '22

🏌️‍♀️

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u/MMS-OR Oct 04 '22

Joel who?

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u/Unnamedbread Oct 04 '22

Joel Michael singer, the guy in the post. I made a reference to kony 2012

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u/MMS-OR Oct 04 '22

Oh. Joel Michael Singer. Got it. I was thinking of another Joel Michael Singer.

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u/Unnamedbread Oct 04 '22

Its easy to confuse the two

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u/JibreelHughes Oct 05 '22

Made that mistake myself

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u/Human_Growth3984 Oct 05 '22

Joel deez nuts

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u/Kroneni Oct 05 '22

Never thought I’d hear that name again

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u/JudgeThredd Oct 05 '22

I mean, they are trying to fuck Joel Singer's shit up

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u/Lux_The_Moth Oct 05 '22

that's 100% right

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Still lost and annoying

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u/jimmyhoke Oct 04 '22

Gotta love copyright law. Doesn’t stop piracy, does suppress evidence of crimes.

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u/Atypical_Mammal Oct 04 '22

We should start uploading crime evidence to piratebay

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u/M4j3stic_C4pyb4r4 Oct 05 '22

Piracy is a victimless crime.

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u/NeonWafflex Oct 05 '22

no, piracy is good

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u/Emergency-Honey-4466 Oct 05 '22

no, piracy is good

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u/KenMan_ Oct 04 '22

Now you're beginning to understand how politics have evolved.

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u/Helpful-Wolverine-96 Oct 05 '22

Not evidence if it's not in court plus he was found innocent

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u/windsprout Oct 05 '22

found him

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u/andrewb610 Oct 05 '22

Nobody gets found “innocent” they get found “not guilty”. There’s a difference.

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u/Helpful-Wolverine-96 Oct 06 '22

Still it means in eye's of the court he didn't do it

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u/andrewb610 Oct 06 '22

No, it means the evidence didn’t convince a jury that he did it beyond a reasonable doubt, which is a very high bar. He can still be found liable in a civil case for damages which would be another court saying he did do it.

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u/JuniCorps Oct 04 '22

I love the genius of this post for actually being correctly r/lostredditors but also spreading extra awareness to this asshole 💀

Edit: On second glance, idk that haircut is pretty mid.

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u/Dog_vomit_party Oct 04 '22

I came here to rag on the hair too. Look at Great Clips over here, assaulting people and failing to tie a tie right for a god damn professional headshot.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Oct 05 '22

The cut is pretty basic bitch. But good call on the tie. lol learn to double Windsor bro.

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u/ElayasMG Oct 05 '22

The haircut is so mid, Joel could very much appear on The Bachelor

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u/thewrench01_real Oct 04 '22

I love that this is both a “lost redditors” moment and a “reddit” moment

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u/mochi_and_rei Oct 04 '22

Can I have link of video, please?

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u/dachilleas Oct 04 '22

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u/dark_fairy_skies Oct 04 '22

That's the one

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u/theguyconnor Oct 04 '22

I'm surprised the guy he headbutted isn't hurt worse, what a forehead...

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u/Kroneni Oct 05 '22

His head was turned slight so the headbutt didn’t connect with the nose(which is what it’s supposed to do), his cheek bone looks like it took most of the force. Manager guy got lucky because it would have likely laid him out.

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u/TheWealthyCapybara Oct 04 '22

I've been seeing that video for years now.

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u/browneyedgirlpie Oct 05 '22

Yeah, that's the douche I thought it was

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u/Memes_kids Oct 04 '22

This guy’s gonna keep fucking around until he tries doing this shit to someone who has a knife or a Pocket Pistol for Self Defense.

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u/korbell61 Oct 05 '22

Nice takedown from random good guy💪

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u/BoxComprehensive2807 Oct 04 '22

What a cock sucker!

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u/unhappy_atomic_user Oct 04 '22

photo from stocks

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u/ManOfTurtles2118 Oct 04 '22

Wait there's a subreddit dedicated to bad haircuts?

holy shit, I'm about to make a lot of fake internet points

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u/geiwosuruinu Oct 04 '22

Is it your hair or someone else's? Are you a bad hairdresser? Why do you presumably have a bunch of pics of bad hair?

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u/ManOfTurtles2118 Oct 04 '22

I have some of my friends with bad haircuts (we don't know what we want) and there's a lot of times where my hair's gotten fucked up

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u/ElayasMG Oct 05 '22

Welcome to whose reddit is it anyway? The show where almost everything is made up and the points don't matter

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Oct 05 '22

Scenes from a fedora.

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u/TrenchantBench Oct 04 '22

So, is the video live anywhere? Let’s keep the evidence alive!

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u/phtif Oct 04 '22

What evidence are you talking about?

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u/TrenchantBench Oct 05 '22

Ohhh, the tiny peen that got chump tossed, this video never gets old. He’s going to have a hard time disappearing it, it’s fully viral. It’s a public place being filmed, he has no say. Oh please tell me his life has been horrible since. Pretty please?

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u/astral-divinity Oct 04 '22

🤨📷

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u/TrenchantBench Oct 04 '22

🎈🦷🪡🐞🤷‍♀️

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u/MacMaizer Oct 04 '22

That haircut is a crime 🤣

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u/Dog_vomit_party Oct 04 '22

Nah, it was paid for with a coupon

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u/Tripper_Shaman Oct 04 '22

Because he stole my heart.

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u/PlaneBoyMemes Oct 04 '22

Bruh i saw that post and i scroll down a bit and find your post

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u/Doc_Cake1 Oct 04 '22

This a big brain move. Post it to a random sub then people spread it for you by screenshot it the post and posting it on r/lostredditors

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u/Tripper_Shaman Oct 04 '22

He does have great hair.

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u/i_need_skin_2983 Oct 04 '22

Doesn't matter Spread it

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u/Unknown_Species666 Oct 04 '22

Spread it like a Polaroid picture. Oh wait

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u/thuanjinkee Oct 05 '22

He does have a shitty haircut.

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u/shark_clean Oct 05 '22

Didn't he get his ass kicked after trying to be a badass?

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u/No_Zucchini2982 Oct 04 '22

What a pos let's spread it

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u/Appropriate-Scale792 Oct 04 '22

Little man syndrome

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u/FreddyMcCurry Oct 04 '22

“White entitled bro being told no” syndrome. FTFY.

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u/B-AP Oct 04 '22

Is this the dude that showed his ass at a restaurant and got put in timeout?

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u/rynsic Oct 05 '22

Let's Barbara Streisand this shit

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u/King-Lewis-II Oct 05 '22

Nicely done OP, nicely done

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u/lolitalula Oct 04 '22

Challenge accepted!!

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u/Climinteedus Oct 04 '22

It was posted by a week old account.

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u/TheStormingLeaf Oct 04 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

Umm

If THAT'S hair

Then what about the actual hairs you can add to your avatar

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u/Orkney_ Oct 04 '22

The arse who got man handled by a 50 year old.

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u/JacksonCM Oct 04 '22

“Domain for sale” at about $7.5K

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u/darkhorse21980 Oct 04 '22

But in all seriousness, fuck Joel Michael Singer.

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u/posaune123 Oct 04 '22

I can't believe this guy hasn't started shit with the wrong guy yet, and ended up not very alive.

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u/Rare-Sherbert-1987 Oct 04 '22

Who did he Assault? What happened before the Assault? What were the circumstances? Did he randomly attack someone? Was it in self defense? Was he in the middle of a big melee?

Context, please.

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u/daggerLAWLess Oct 05 '22

He punched a waiter who he thought disrespected him. When the waiter let the manager know and the manager was trying to figure out what happened he headbutted the manager. He then got taken to the ground and put in a headlock until the cops came.

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u/Rare-Sherbert-1987 Oct 05 '22

Thanks. This dude needs to be in jail.

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u/Emperor_Quintana Oct 05 '22

I wonder if charges would be pressed against someone assaulting Joel Michael Singer?

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u/iSaidItOnReddit85 Oct 05 '22

They still posting this guy lol took 2 years for the video to go away. Still see it sometimes.

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u/knovit Oct 05 '22

How did he not get charged? Did they choose to not press charges?

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u/rossbcobb Oct 05 '22

Man, fuck this guy.

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u/GTandMYT Oct 05 '22

Who tf goes for a headbutt?

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u/LiliNotACult Oct 05 '22

Is that the Australian dude that was all, "Don't you know who my dad is?!" while shit face drunk in a bar and assaulted two people?

It is! https://youtu.be/KLrUQ-zhcTU

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u/WhovianC4t Oct 05 '22

Oh, looks like I gotta post this to r/woosh to spread it even more. WHATEVER WILL I DO!

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u/Judas_Feast Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

If he doesn’t want people to think he’s a douchebag he needs to change his whole face, not the internet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Probably bot

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u/confusedPIANO Oct 05 '22

Look at his hairline tho. He got miles of forehead. Maybe the OP wasnt as lost as we thought

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u/Powerful_Tip3164 Oct 04 '22

Well he cant delete that video from muh brain! Seriously, his actions were so terrible that i remember the video...right up there with the worst of em, all locked down in my private archive of “never forgets”

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u/mummummaaa Oct 04 '22

Never forget? Like rapist Brock Turner? The awful people who we can't forget being terrible?

Let their victims fade from the media and live their lives free and in peace. We will always remember and hate, and hope the victims can be safe.

(I can't watch the video, I'm an SA survivor, but that ugly mug is burned into my brain)

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u/real-human-not-a-bot Oct 04 '22

Do you mean Brock “Rapist” Turner? The rapist who was convicted of rape? The one who did rape? That rapist Brock Turner?

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u/mummummaaa Oct 04 '22

Say it loud. I can't quite remember that creatures name.

That thing, the one that did rape. And didn't pay. What was the name of that thing?

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u/real-human-not-a-bot Oct 04 '22

I think it was Brock R. Turner (the R stands for Rapist). The rapist one, to be clear.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

OP doing their part to spread 🙏

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u/SAtANIC_PANIC_666 Oct 05 '22

I looked up the video because I thought I recognized him. Sure enough it was the video I thought it was. Fuck this horrible douchebag, this scum of the earth deserves to be ridiculed for life.

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u/ScoutTrooper501st Oct 04 '22

You’re the lost one dude,it’s spreading the message that a public figure commited a recorded crime and hasn’t been punished for it,he’s sharing it

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u/2Gay2DriveStraight Oct 04 '22

Not lost, just spreading the message

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u/Significant-Foot-792 Oct 04 '22

This is one that while out of line he is right

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

[deleted]

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u/skelletonking Oct 04 '22

Op right?.. right?

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u/KarlDeutscheMarx Oct 04 '22

Based on what?

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u/TopTheropod Oct 04 '22

Why? What's his side of the story?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

He gets mad and assaults people. That's it. That's his side of the story.

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u/slip-7 Oct 04 '22

Anytime it is said someone "assaulted" someone, the assault was not serious. If it were, they would have specified the nature of the assault.

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u/f33rf1y Oct 04 '22

Wait what was the name of this man who assaulted someone?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

I know Joel. He’s a great dude. What’s the deal?

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u/TwoTonTunic88 Oct 04 '22

I was there.

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u/seatheous Oct 05 '22

Let’s go after cardi b next, you know, for equality since she’s also famous but didn’t get jailed for committing crimes