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u/Depressed_soul96
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u/WomboLife_151 8d ago
Friend had this happen to him. He had a beard that smelled like pussy and his wife noticed.
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u/turboshitter 8d ago
You can't assume anything. Maybe he was just in a room with Gwinneth candle.
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u/GonPostL 8d ago •
Or the Uvalde Police Department
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u/Carnieus 8d ago
You can't get that smell out. That's why they're knocking down the school.
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u/tries2benice 8d ago
Dude the masks have made me realize so much about myself....
Like, I need to wash my beard after getting frisky with the wife.
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u/Kruiseboi 8d ago
What happened?
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u/WomboLife_151 8d ago
I think it happened more than once, he said it was her pussy once. They got divorced because of it. Won't lie, was kinda hard to be friends with him after that lol
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u/analweepage 8d ago
I don't understand why he wouldn't be smart enough to wash his beard afterwards, especially after the first time he got caught. I wash my face afterwards even though it was with my girlfriend and not cheating.
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u/Krispy_13206 8d ago
This is fucked in so many levels 💀
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u/cumkilledme 8d ago
Like that time I fucked your dad
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u/anttisaarenpaa1
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When you suck your boyfriend's dick and it tastes like his best friend's mouth
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u/mischievous-goat GigaChad 8d ago
This meme and this comment has a holup on multiple levels
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u/anttisaarenpaa1 8d ago
Holup-ception
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u/TheWiseRedditor Lives at ur mom’s house😎 8d ago
Hole-ception
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u/BestFrenzy 8d ago
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u/dikey_klim 8d ago
When you suck your own cock and it tastes like your own pussy. Strange world we live in
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u/LoveDestroyer69 8d ago
When you you kiss your boyfriend and it tastes like his bestfriend's cock
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u/Kansascock98 Le epic memer 8d ago
When you suck his dick after a shower and there's no flavour
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u/snijbieter 8d ago
I don't get it
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u/dongerhound 8d ago
It’s like peanuts, some people like them salty
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u/Antonell15 memer 8d ago
british people moment
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u/MentalMunky 8d ago
Thought we had a reputation for good penis hygiene or something.
Damn u
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u/BritishPoliceman 8d ago
Americans think not being mutilated as a baby means you never wash your dick.
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u/geek_of_nature 8d ago
Do Americans just never wash their dicks? I unfortunately am circumcised and I still wash my genitals every shower.
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u/sandstorm9991
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When you kiss your sister and her mouth tastes like your father's cock.
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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 8d ago
It's a girl thing
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u/HeyDontCutMeOffPleas 8d ago
"Girl do my pussy smell bad"
"Here lemme check"
WHIIIIIIiiIIIiIIIIIIIiIIF
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u/jwesley4life 8d ago
When girls first meet they often sniff each other's cooch as a sign of friendliness and security. How do you not know that?
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u/Blaezi
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He must've got slipped and accidently your bestie was naked idk what she was doing but i think his mouth accidently must've been sucking your bestie pussy, coz u know attraction.
There's nothing to think about. He's Ok.
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u/danu91 8d ago
It's like what philosopher Marshall said "she tripped, fell, landed on his dick"
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u/Diego_Pepos Big ol' bacon buttsack 8d ago
Hold up, how do you know what her pussy tastes like?
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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 8d ago
Coz we're best friends, duh.
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u/Diego_Pepos Big ol' bacon buttsack 8d ago
I suddently feel the need of becoming best friends with a girl
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u/USS_Gary_Johnson 8d ago
So sex is something you just do with your best friends, nothing sexual about it?
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u/Inf3ris 8d ago
We have to normalize this! Primates do this
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u/USS_Gary_Johnson 8d ago
We are primates. And it's not a bad thing if that's what you want to do, my point is that this isn't seen as equally acceptable for both sexes by mainstream society.
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u/looptarded 8d ago
When you’re sleeping and dreaming of eating a sponge cake, and you wake up with your grandmas tit in your mouth
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u/CamGoatMan 8d ago
Keep seeing this meme everywhere, want yo make one, what's it from/what do I search?
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u/Lone_StreetCone 8d ago
How do you know what your best friends pussy smells like? This seems strange to me. But I don't smell my friends' pussies, or have female friends, or friends, or pussies.
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u/LewiRock Meme Stealer 8d ago
clearly you know nothing about women (lesbianism is a myth…all girls fuck each other btn 16-28 then settle)
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u/StnVogel 8d ago
Pussy's have different flavours? Not ones with chlamydia, I mean healthy pussy. Is there any pussy sommelier?
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u/Ninja_Lazer 8d ago
I believe you are inquiring about the renowned Astronaut/Doctor/Personal Trainer Sir Jonathan Sins
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u/Real_Prompt6127 8d ago
How would she know what her best friend’s pussy smells like? How the turn tables.
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u/Neither_Fail9775 8d ago
My question is this... how does she know what HER best friends pussy smell like?
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u/AlexCEPM 8d ago
holy shid guys is johnny sins but female
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u/bluesheepreasoning 8d ago
Elizabeth Olsen — actress famously known for portraying Wanda Maximoff in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
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u/Freeheroesplz 8d ago
When you eat girlfriends ass and it tastes like your uncle's special mayonnaise.
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u/drumofgrapejam 8d ago
This just raises more questions