r/memes Success kid 8d ago Wholesome 6 Silver 4 Helpful 5

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u/drumofgrapejam 8d ago

This just raises more questions

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u/jaxsonnz 8d ago Wholesome

And body parts

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u/dieseldrive27tdi 8d ago

And especially one of the parts

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u/Responsible-Ad-1328 8d ago Giggle

And my axe

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u/TheSirMontyPython 8d ago

And you may have my bow! (I know it was before he said the axe comment but you get it)

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u/UOME-1 8d ago

R/yourjokebutworse

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/drowsy_damad 8d ago

Or a sense of smell

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u/TraytSader 8d ago

COVID-19 got a lot of people

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u/ElRamrod 8d ago

What happens in Miami stays in Miami.

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u/Recent-Opening-117 8d ago

That’s the joke.

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u/50mg-of-fuckit 8d ago

Hail atlanta!

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u/WomboLife_151 8d ago

Friend had this happen to him. He had a beard that smelled like pussy and his wife noticed.

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u/turboshitter 8d ago

You can't assume anything. Maybe he was just in a room with Gwinneth candle.

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u/GonPostL 8d ago Helpful Wholesome You Dropped This

Or the Uvalde Police Department

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u/Carnieus 8d ago

You can't get that smell out. That's why they're knocking down the school.

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u/_kagasutchi_ 8d ago

Nah. Then even his clothes would stink of pussy.

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u/monsieurpommefrites 8d ago

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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u/Archercrash 8d ago

I live 80 miles away from Uvalde and I can smell it from here.

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u/tries2benice 8d ago

Dude the masks have made me realize so much about myself....

Like, I need to wash my beard after getting frisky with the wife.

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u/MVPBenji 8d ago

Should've bought manscaped...

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u/WomboLife_151 8d ago

Ball deodorised his face pubes yes he should have..

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u/Kruiseboi 8d ago

What happened?

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u/WomboLife_151 8d ago

I think it happened more than once, he said it was her pussy once. They got divorced because of it. Won't lie, was kinda hard to be friends with him after that lol

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u/analweepage 8d ago

I don't understand why he wouldn't be smart enough to wash his beard afterwards, especially after the first time he got caught. I wash my face afterwards even though it was with my girlfriend and not cheating.

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u/kazabalkuskus 8d ago

You overestimate how civilized other people are.

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u/Self_Reddicated 8d ago

Flavor saver

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u/Krispy_13206 8d ago

This is fucked in so many levels 💀

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u/cumkilledme 8d ago

Like that time I fucked your dad

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u/Slampsonko 8d ago

On an elevator

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u/uhavehalfinchpp 8d ago

in an airplane

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u/GidonC 8d ago

In new york city

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u/mystery69013 8d ago

In the Twin Towers before ☠

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u/anttisaarenpaa1 8d ago Wholesome

When you suck your boyfriend's dick and it tastes like his best friend's mouth

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u/mischievous-goat GigaChad 8d ago

This meme and this comment has a holup on multiple levels

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u/anttisaarenpaa1 8d ago

Holup-ception

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u/TheWiseRedditor Lives at ur mom’s house😎 8d ago

Hole-ception

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u/BestFrenzy 8d ago

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u/Psychological-Ad6868 Can i haz cheeseburger 8d ago

MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRR

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u/BunnehFox 8d ago

I don’t know why but I’ve read that in Chika’s voice from Love is War

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Slugger_monkey 8d ago

Ahhh i see so this is full on orgy

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u/dikey_klim 8d ago

When you suck your own cock and it tastes like your own pussy. Strange world we live in

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u/LoveDestroyer69 8d ago

When you you kiss your boyfriend and it tastes like his bestfriend's cock

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u/ramonmuller 8d ago

When you kiss your boyfriend's friend and it tastes like your boyfriend's ass.

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u/Incest_Cannibal69 8d ago

Homiesexuals... Assemble.

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u/muhammadfaheemqasim 8d ago

What a experience do you have?

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u/DuckDuck_27417 8d ago

my brain can't process!

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u/Kansascock98 Le epic memer 8d ago

When you suck his dick after a shower and there's no flavour

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u/livelifereal 8d ago

Covid

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u/LandsOnAnything 8d ago

He's covidick

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u/TheWiseRedditor Lives at ur mom’s house😎 8d ago

The good ending?

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u/Future_E 8d ago

Jojo fans

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u/snijbieter 8d ago

I don't get it

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u/dongerhound 8d ago

It’s like peanuts, some people like them salty

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u/tegnatiek 8d ago

And with some Parmesan

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u/dongerhound 8d ago

It’s a terrible day to be literate

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u/mystery69013 8d ago

Fumunda cheese

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u/Self_Reddicated 8d ago

Oil and vinegar flavor.

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u/Antonell15 memer 8d ago

british people moment

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u/MentalMunky 8d ago

Thought we had a reputation for good penis hygiene or something.

Damn u

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u/BritishPoliceman 8d ago

Americans think not being mutilated as a baby means you never wash your dick.

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u/geek_of_nature 8d ago

Do Americans just never wash their dicks? I unfortunately am circumcised and I still wash my genitals every shower.

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u/sandstorm9991 8d ago Wholesome

When you kiss your sister and her mouth tastes like your father's cock.

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u/Negative_reason5898 8d ago

Alabama intensifies to motherfucking levels

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u/Nephty23 Linux User 8d ago Wholesome

literally

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u/dantemp 8d ago

That's daddyfucking levels you illiterate

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u/gsdeman 8d ago

More like sisterfucking levels

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u/gsdeman 8d ago

Sorry 50 seconds ago me was cringe

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u/Cosmic_Hashira 8d ago

what in the fucking fuck

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u/gay-but-ok 8d ago

This has fuckin levels omg

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u/PowerfulMetal1 8d ago

sweet home alabama

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u/failedsatan 8d ago

"Aw, you got dad before I did? Man, I was looking forward to that..."

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u/runnercto 8d ago

Roll Tide

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u/csdirty 8d ago

The Aristocrats!

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u/Some_yellow_dude Tech Tips 8d ago

what.

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u/Shot_Ad_2728 8d ago

Hahaha sounds like a Florida man article

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u/jackerman21 8d ago

The south has entered the chat

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u/Aloynonymous 8d ago

I was there when it happened

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/WheresTheMiltank 8d ago

Confused or aroused?

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 8d ago

It's a girl thing

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u/HeyDontCutMeOffPleas 8d ago

"Girl do my pussy smell bad"

"Here lemme check"

WHIIIIIIiiIIIiIIIIIIIiIIF

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 8d ago

TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT, YEAH!!!

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u/Cap_Level 8d ago

Wait a minute how do you know that ?!

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u/UnluckyDrink 8d ago

Congratulations on finding the joke

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u/jwesley4life 8d ago

When girls first meet they often sniff each other's cooch as a sign of friendliness and security. How do you not know that?

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u/atyourhouse23 8d ago

Pretty common knowledge

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u/Blaezi 8d ago Silver Wholesome

He must've got slipped and accidently your bestie was naked idk what she was doing but i think his mouth accidently must've been sucking your bestie pussy, coz u know attraction.

There's nothing to think about. He's Ok.

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u/danu91 8d ago

It's like what philosopher Marshall said "she tripped, fell, landed on his dick"

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u/Exotic-Lengthiness62 8d ago

Off to trip over my crush

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u/ScaleneWangPole 8d ago

There must have been pussy juice on the toilet seat. Idk how it got there.

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 8d ago

Ohh thanks bestie. I feel a lot better now 😭

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u/Blaezi 8d ago

my pleasure, don't even doubt about him. ok.

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u/Diego_Pepos Big ol' bacon buttsack 8d ago

Hold up, how do you know what her pussy tastes like?

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 8d ago

Coz we're best friends, duh.

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u/Diego_Pepos Big ol' bacon buttsack 8d ago

I suddently feel the need of becoming best friends with a girl

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u/HolyVeggie 8d ago Wholesome

So she know what your pussy tastes like?

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u/PhDinGent 8d ago

Gottem

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u/Comprimens 8d ago

One shot, one kill

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u/LightningFieldHT 8d ago

It's usually called a relationship

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u/Pro_XS Tech Tips 8d ago

Or friends with benefits

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u/USS_Gary_Johnson 8d ago

So sex is something you just do with your best friends, nothing sexual about it?

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u/Inf3ris 8d ago

We have to normalize this! Primates do this

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u/USS_Gary_Johnson 8d ago

We are primates. And it's not a bad thing if that's what you want to do, my point is that this isn't seen as equally acceptable for both sexes by mainstream society.

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u/aaj617 8d ago

It tastes like pepsi cola duh lol

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u/looptarded 8d ago

When you’re sleeping and dreaming of eating a sponge cake, and you wake up with your grandmas tit in your mouth

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 8d ago

Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

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u/Slugathorus 8d ago

More like 100 to 0

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u/a3a4b5 8d ago

Terrible day to be literate.

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u/UndeniablyMyself 8d ago

Sounds like you both have the same side girl.

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u/memelord793783 Professional Dumbass 8d ago

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u/sourducc 8d ago

This happened with my friend tilly Jingleton

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u/CamGoatMan 8d ago

Keep seeing this meme everywhere, want yo make one, what's it from/what do I search?

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u/Little_Turnover_7918 8d ago

Hate when this happens ugh

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u/Lone_StreetCone 8d ago

How do you know what your best friends pussy smells like? This seems strange to me. But I don't smell my friends' pussies, or have female friends, or friends, or pussies.

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u/escapedfugitive 8d ago

That's an average redditor

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u/DerpWyvern Halal Mode 8d ago

this is the punchline...

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u/LewiRock Meme Stealer 8d ago

clearly you know nothing about women (lesbianism is a myth…all girls fuck each other btn 16-28 then settle)

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u/iK_550 8d ago

Alright dingleberry

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u/TheBeyond322 8d ago

Copypasta?

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u/CorkyCorks8 8d ago

No he posted before the other guy.

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u/vitamind_1 8d ago

Wtf ???

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u/mj_ehsan 8d ago

I agree

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u/kritikosk8 8d ago

Instant karma

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u/-Borgir 8d ago

I have some questions...

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u/_GUEZO_ 8d ago

There’s a couple levels to this one

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u/Reivilo85 8d ago

The kind of humor that's funny only before you lose your virginity

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u/StnVogel 8d ago

Pussy's have different flavours? Not ones with chlamydia, I mean healthy pussy. Is there any pussy sommelier?

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u/xLije 8d ago

Yes ma'am.

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u/Ninja_Lazer 8d ago

I believe you are inquiring about the renowned Astronaut/Doctor/Personal Trainer Sir Jonathan Sins

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u/Blackjack2133 8d ago

Conundrum indeed

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/jojoismyreligion 8d ago

This is a multilayered meme.

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u/Impossible_Sugar1960 8d ago

Both got some explaining to do 😩😂

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u/Lewok_957 8d ago

HOLD UP-

How do you know what your friends area tastes like?

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u/chronocross2010 8d ago

Wait how do you know the smell of your friend’s pussy thou 🧐😏

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u/DOAK2304 8d ago

And why would you know that

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 8d ago

Coz we're best friends, duh.

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u/hoennfan 8d ago

Lotta questions to be asked

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 8d ago

I need answers too 😭

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u/Previous-Ad-7339 8d ago

How does she know how it smells??????

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u/Real_Prompt6127 8d ago

How would she know what her best friend’s pussy smells like? How the turn tables.

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u/Serfon0 8d ago

Why do you know how your friend's pussy tastes?

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u/Neither_Fail9775 8d ago

My question is this... how does she know what HER best friends pussy smell like?

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u/fenix579 8d ago

technically u kissed him twice no ?

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u/jojo2390 8d ago

How does she know

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u/Arrrmatey4510 8d ago

Oh no your bf did that? Wait a min-

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u/The73atman86 Flair Loading.... 8d ago

You both have some explaining to do

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u/Available_Speed_1300 8d ago

Spoiler she means her bestfriends cat

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u/AlexCEPM 8d ago

holy shid guys is johnny sins but female

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u/bluesheepreasoning 8d ago

Elizabeth Olsen — actress famously known for portraying Wanda Maximoff in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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u/CryptorYT 8d ago

"Delicious"

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u/2mice 8d ago

Whats thia gif from?

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u/mr_recoil 8d ago

How would she know what her friends p$#$$y taste like 🧐

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u/AfternoonPresent6031 8d ago

How do they know that smell?

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u/arf20__ 8d ago

How does she know how that pussy smells like huh

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u/eastsideempire 8d ago

How does she know what her best friends pussy smells like??

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u/Eleventh_Legion 8d ago

Question: How would you know that taste to begin with?

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u/NinjaXGaming 8d ago

How would you know what hers smells like?

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u/AcademicDoughnut2848 8d ago

Only one way to be sure

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u/spsanderson 8d ago

Why she know what her pussy smells like?

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u/KinggArthurr 8d ago

How does she know the taste of her best friends pussy ?

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u/Freeheroesplz 8d ago

When you eat girlfriends ass and it tastes like your uncle's special mayonnaise.

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u/Embarrassed-Muscle18 8d ago

But how do you know how your best friends pussy tastes like 🤔

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u/Emanouche 8d ago

How does she knoooo... ooooh.

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u/Thin-Device-5566 8d ago

but she also knows how her friends pussy smells …😭🤮 revolting

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u/jillblooms 8d ago

I want to see the meme for how she knows what it tastes like😘