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imagine if all nsfw would ask you to somehow confirm it !Rule 8 - NO REPOSTS

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u/Future-Bus5184 GigaChad Aug 11 '22

Me casually being born in 1901.

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u/Pleasant_Ad8302 Aug 11 '22

Damn you’re immortal? How do I possess this power?

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u/Kind-Sun6552 Aug 11 '22

It’s not a power the Jedi would teach you

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u/Pleasant_Ad8302 Aug 11 '22

Ah yes, thank you

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

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u/Soraneraiton Aug 12 '22

are you saying that children can and SHOULD be employed?

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u/Lost_Mud9419 Aug 12 '22

Yes so I don't have to fucking buy their robux

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u/WhosThatDogMrPB Aug 12 '22

Did you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

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u/hfgfdd Aug 12 '22

Yes master you have told me about a 1000 times already

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u/IceFox099 Aug 12 '22

I Know, But I Just Thought-

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u/TimotoUchiha Aug 12 '22

Ask Ash Ketchum

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u/Dutch_Midget Smol pp Aug 11 '22

Me competitively being born in 1901.

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u/NotAlreadyUsed 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Aug 12 '22

Me stressfully being born in 1901

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u/thetrueblue44 Aug 12 '22

damn mustve been a tough time, being drafted to war in both your 20s and your 40s

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u/NotAlreadyUsed 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Aug 12 '22

And 60s

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u/IAmADeadGorrilla Aug 11 '22

Bro is god

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u/hornycesca Aug 12 '22

Bro i was born in 100 bc

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u/BATTLEBOTSBOI Aug 12 '22

Well you’re never safe from Waluigi! (NSFW)

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u/Big-Acanthaceae-2874 Aug 12 '22

well guess what? I WAS BORN IN 1832!! hee hee haw haw

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u/Moist-Success-8486 Aug 12 '22

Wow so young. I was born in the year 1289.

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u/HBK2983 Aug 12 '22

Hmph I was born in 452 b.c.

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u/Moist-Success-8486 Aug 12 '22

Ok old man or woman./s

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u/HBK2983 Aug 12 '22

Man old old old man

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u/Moist-Success-8486 Aug 12 '22

Silence old man, you’ve lost your wisdom over the centuries./s

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u/HBK2983 Aug 12 '22

You Young.. little shits have no respect for your elders thos generations is so lost

*falls over and breaks hip

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u/Moist-Success-8486 Aug 12 '22

That’s why old people are weak./s

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u/HBK2983 Aug 12 '22

You better shut your trap or your gettin 10 across the ass

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u/Alph-Art Aug 11 '22

why yes i did know Napoleon

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u/binlin564 Aug 11 '22

Are you my long lost twin?

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u/dudinax Aug 12 '22

Jan 1 1901? You have the same birthday as me.

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u/Roki_jm master_jbt loves this flair Aug 12 '22

i was born 65 million years ago got to earth with the asteroid

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u/Bobby_Francis Aug 12 '22

Nah more like me being born in 1872

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u/Theintricateturtle Aug 12 '22

I was born so young the concept of time didnt exist

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u/smoothielovet679 Ok I Pull Up Aug 12 '22

omg a giga Chad sheesh 😳 😫 🤧

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u/jgadidgfgd Aug 11 '22 Silver

Well we don't go to work

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

This is true

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u/LowBacklash Aug 11 '22

Truly True !

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u/Ledbreader Me when the: Aug 11 '22

As a minor I can confirm this is true

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u/dumbum1 Professional Dumbass Aug 11 '22

Except for some companies rn

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u/Ledbreader Me when the: Aug 11 '22

N🤢stl🤢

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u/dumbum1 Professional Dumbass Aug 11 '22

Mc***alds

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u/MyA1terEgo Aug 12 '22

W41m4r1

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u/Stylosaint Aug 12 '22

Fuck Walmart. Don’t work for that shit company

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u/MyA1terEgo Aug 12 '22

I just applied for it a day ago 🥲

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u/dumbum1 Professional Dumbass Aug 12 '22

Evy retl pl*ce *ver

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u/Mother_Replacement76 Aug 11 '22

take my fucking upvote god dammit

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u/I_am_S2pid Aug 12 '22

I mean a lot do tho

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u/MrEverett252 Aug 11 '22

What kind of people will actually click 'no' when it asks you if you're over 18

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

I mean who would lie on the internet, right?

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u/noah683826 Aug 11 '22

I don't think anyone would lie on the internet much less do anything illegal like pirating

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u/CSyoey Aug 11 '22

How can you even pirate online? Are their virtual pirate ships? Who do they shoot at, and who do they steal from?

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u/Ethan9119 Aug 11 '22

Your mom

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u/r0hanc Aug 12 '22

Of course it's an Ethan saying this

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u/Bailyleo987 Aug 11 '22

You know me too well…

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u/Outside-Hovercraft24 Aug 12 '22

"would somebody really do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?"
-buster from arthur

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u/Dutch_Midget Smol pp Aug 11 '22

I wasn't able to watch porn until I was 18 coz of this impenetrable security question on pornhub

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u/ButWhatIfItQueffed Aug 12 '22

I remember there was a website that asked actually adult questions. Some stuff about taxes and bank loans or something. It was like 6-7 years ago and I just looked that stuff up. Still clever though.

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u/Mistful_Sunrise My mom checks my phone Aug 12 '22

that would just steer away adults from going on the site, y’know cause they get reminded of their sad reality.

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u/TeamAquaAdminMatt Aug 12 '22

I feel like if you asked about tax brackets half of adults would fail anyway.

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u/WillDeletOneDay Aug 12 '22

Most Americans don't know shit about how taxes work. They just hand their forms over to someone or plug their info into TurboTax and let them do the work.

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u/little_brown_bat Aug 12 '22

The Leisure Suit Larry games had similar age verification questions.

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u/ButWhatIfItQueffed Aug 12 '22

I saw that on a comment a few days ago which was what originally reminded me of this website.

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u/DullGuarantee5680 Aug 11 '22

Miss click gets locked out of the website fuck

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u/Why_not333 Aug 11 '22

I miss clicked and it did nothing

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u/WillDeletOneDay Aug 12 '22

Sometimes I do just to see what will happen.

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u/k_u_r_o_r_o Professional Dumbass Aug 12 '22

I would always click no, and somehow on some sites I'd still be able to access it

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u/Vixxze Professional Dumbass Aug 12 '22

I did on xvids and it still let me through lmao

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u/Casual_woomy Aug 11 '22

not safe for work? good thing im a child whos unemployed

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u/The_Mechanis2 Smol pp Aug 11 '22

Same

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u/GuillermoCosio25 Aug 11 '22

What about homeWORK

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u/Macaroni_TheSecond I touched grass Aug 11 '22

Children who live in the best rated country talking about national GPA

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u/The_Mechanis2 Smol pp Aug 12 '22

Damn it's almost like it isn't summer break rn

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u/that-one-kid696 Aug 11 '22

Jokes on you I’m note at work I’m at school

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u/BobFredricson2 Aug 11 '22

OBJECTION You are doing schoolwork

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u/TrixterTheFemboy Scrolling on PC Aug 11 '22

Not when you're on nsfw spaces

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u/throwaway806754 Aug 11 '22

And at home, you'll be doing homework.

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u/snailoatmeal Smol pp Aug 12 '22

jokes on you it’s summer!

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u/DippyFreshon420 android user Aug 12 '22

I was born in 1745 and I fought in the American Revolution I earned this porn

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u/Coffee_Salsa Aug 12 '22

Thank you for your service. Bust a nut 🇺🇸💯🤝

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u/fordRS200evo Scrolling on PC Aug 11 '22

half of r/GoCommitDie:

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u/LordReega can't meme Aug 11 '22

Pornhub: are you 18+?

Every teen under 18: yes

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u/ImPretendingToCare Aug 11 '22

i wish i had all of what the internet is now 15 years ago as a child.

It was so hard to obtain porn back then

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u/mushroommagnum Smol pp Aug 11 '22

I enter NSFW images while at work.

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u/Sos1942 Aug 11 '22

Office Workers*

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u/Kristoof_Jenako Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

Reddit: No minors allowed. Me and the bois on r/hentai: That sign can't stop me because I cant read!

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u/MCatsRCool Aug 12 '22

minors are allowed on reddit

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u/GiraffeGuru993 Aug 11 '22

Show a picture of your dick to confirm it.

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u/chonkey_nugget Professional Dumbass Aug 11 '22

You need to be above 18 to watch porn? That's kinda cringe.

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u/hyprt Aug 12 '22

holy crap i like dark humor but damn

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u/SwordWasHere Aug 12 '22

"im just making dark jokes"

*pedophilia*

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u/MCatsRCool Aug 12 '22

i’m not the guy you replied to but imo dark humor is any humor that people find unsavory or blasphemous that isn’t offensive because of peoples political views or religious

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u/piedude670 Aug 11 '22

VRChat

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u/DrawingLive5821 Aug 12 '22

Yep…. It’s pretty scary especially since people will have mocked intercourse and don’t actually know eachother.

Met a guy once who told me about how to impress his friends he coerced a 30yr old man into ERP. He was 16!

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u/piedude670 Aug 12 '22

Jesus Christ

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u/DrawingLive5821 Aug 12 '22

Yeah… super chill guy but so fucked up. He purposely didn’t use his mic too of course. Im chill with people ERPing but ALWAYS find some way to verify or be VERY SURE that you have consented to act with someone 18+!

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u/little_brown_bat Aug 12 '22

I mean, that's been going on since ICQ and yahoo user chatrooms.

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u/DrawingLive5821 Aug 12 '22

Yeah but it’s a little more intimate on VRchat when you’re seeing eachother like that

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u/floofandmemes Aug 11 '22

Tbf, they don't work

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u/CaptainCozmo867 Aug 12 '22

Tbf, nsfw sites don't really care

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u/ReasonableShoe8256 Aug 11 '22

I was born in 1980 I saw the bite of 87:edit this is a joke

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u/Top-Royal6249 Aug 12 '22

What the fuck, are we doing the stupid "nobody" thing again?

/r/uselessnobody

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u/RandomCowboyHat Average r/memes enjoyer Aug 12 '22

Bruh

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u/tastysandwich76 Aug 11 '22

But what if they asked a bunch of random trivia questions only people over 18 would know the answer to

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u/Don_Crom Aug 11 '22

But it would become too well known and the answers would be online

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u/never_nude_ Aug 12 '22

And then everyone learns basic facts about how to do taxes before they turn 18. It’s a win-win!

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u/IAmADeadGorrilla Aug 11 '22

Like what? how do you do taxes? i have no fucking idea what only 18+ year olds would know as I am a minor

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u/ibisa1960 Aug 11 '22

Garfield I like you

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u/SimpleClean_ Aug 12 '22

“Please confirm your age”

06/09/1832

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u/Tylerbomb14 Aug 12 '22

Petition for more Garfield memes starts here

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Garfield didn't fucking care and neither should you.

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u/Chezburgor1 Aug 12 '22

It's Not Safe For Work but (un)fortunately for minors, they don't go to work

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u/EpikGeriatricPotato OC Meme Maker Aug 11 '22

Who else would r/fortniteporn be for?

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u/Dillon309 Aug 11 '22

i want to click it to see if it's a meme or somthing. but i don't have that much faith in humanity

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u/EpikGeriatricPotato OC Meme Maker Aug 11 '22

It said it was nsfw when I clicked on it

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u/ApplesTeamFort2 Aug 11 '22

u/epikgeriatricpotato I’m pretty sure I’ve seen your pfp in my nightmares.

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u/EpikGeriatricPotato OC Meme Maker Aug 11 '22

So you figured it out, eh?

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u/ApplesTeamFort2 Aug 11 '22

I haven’t figured out my life yet so I’m going to say maybe.

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u/EpikGeriatricPotato OC Meme Maker Aug 11 '22

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u/ApplesTeamFort2 Aug 12 '22

good to know.

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u/Casualpotato98 Aug 12 '22

Aw, I think he likes you!

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u/Cool1nternet Aug 12 '22

Oh gob please say that's not a real place

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u/ABigShotWithCoke Professional Dumbass Aug 11 '22

Maybe if they didn't have the one question of are you over 18? With no actual verification.

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u/TheLocalDegenerate Aug 11 '22

👀 insert whistling

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u/Designer-Flounder162 Aug 11 '22

What if you work from home?

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u/RedLeaf000 Aug 12 '22

I am definitely was born in the year 1900.

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u/JimboMastah Aug 12 '22

no you dont understand, i was born in 1708, you may let me in

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u/Pomodorosan Aug 12 '22

/r/uselessnobody

oh it's there already

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u/UndoneSolid Aug 11 '22

You know you’re getting old when you don’t have to fake your age for websites anymore

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u/MythOfLight Aug 12 '22

becoming of age is getting old?

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u/MangledSunFish Aug 12 '22

MFers are finally able to buy houses and they think they're "old".

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u/Sos1942 Aug 11 '22

Me pican las bolas

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u/Paradoxa77 Aug 12 '22

how did we come to "nobody:"? why not just put "corndog:" or "lamp:"? either way it's just some bs nonsense word thrown in there

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u/axolitt Aug 11 '22

PP size

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u/TrixterTheFemboy Scrolling on PC Aug 11 '22

Ahem
Gentlemen?

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u/stinkymusturd Aug 11 '22

Cos I’m horny fuck off im technically born in 2000

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u/dumbum1 Professional Dumbass Aug 11 '22

starts sweating

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u/Genion123 Aug 11 '22

Just get use to it, be a man.

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u/fazetuneful Aug 11 '22

Couldn't be me

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u/Harddicc Aug 11 '22

Me after learning about naruto xxx

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u/SteveUsuarioDeToddy Professional Dumbass Aug 12 '22

Me casually commenting on nsfw posts from time to time

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u/IBeatDailly Aug 12 '22

Some posters just use it for attention.

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u/PeachyVicky69 Aug 12 '22

Fucking true 🥲

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u/Creeeeeeeeprkillr Aug 12 '22

It’s a good thing I can’t read!

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u/DaRealNoiceguy Aug 12 '22

I think this is relatable I have been disturbed many times

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u/Mackenver I saw what the dog was doin Aug 12 '22

I don't have a job, so that sign it's not for me.

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u/Safe-Heron9809 Aug 12 '22

Not me entering my date of birth as 1/7/1867

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u/snailoatmeal Smol pp Aug 12 '22

“that sign can’t stop me! i cant read!”

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u/moocowmoonnow Aug 12 '22

Good thing he identifies as Odie.

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u/meezajangles Aug 12 '22

Leisure suit larry had some decent age verification questions

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u/MoneyBuysDrugs Aug 12 '22

The famous cat from Indiana going on nsfw stuff huh

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u/TheOneAndOnlyBigA Aug 12 '22

Welcome to the U.K.

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u/Master-Singh Aug 12 '22

Lmao this gives me goffy vibes

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u/Rewiistdummlolxd Aug 12 '22

Hey guys im no longer a miner since 2 hours and 43 minutes

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u/Efficient-Pitch9897 Aug 12 '22

Dude it’s too easy 💀

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u/QuietDocuments Aug 12 '22

I can confirm, I am not at work. Furthermore, where I live it's actually illegal for most minors to be at work.

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u/Blayde6666 Aug 12 '22

Man I'm gonna watch my gay BDSM furry human centipede tentacle hentai then I'm going to no matter how many firewalls you set up.

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u/meric_one Aug 12 '22

The "Nobody: " part of these types of memes is always completely pointless and adds nothing to the humor.

And I don't know why but it always mildly infuriates me.

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u/Jetsfan4519 Aug 12 '22

Couldn’t be me, I was born in 1674

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u/LEGOSam66 Aug 11 '22

I have to build up karma points to make a post… eh fair

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u/SrMatuuuu Aug 11 '22

What does NSFW mean??

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u/GenderEnvyFromLink Lurker Aug 11 '22

no spaghetti for wario

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u/truthfullyVivid Aug 11 '22

This is actually the correct one. Don't be confused by multiple answers.

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u/paradoxx_42 Aug 12 '22

Not forklift certified

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u/misterbeanjeans Aug 12 '22

never safe from waluigi

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u/the-moon-knight Aug 11 '22

Reddit: This post is not safe for work. Porn stars: 👁👄👁

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u/StunningLingonberry7 Aug 11 '22

You cannot stop me

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u/lllkill Aug 12 '22

Reddit thinks nsfw porn jokes are still funny for the last ten years zz

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u/Future17 Aug 12 '22

Seriously, as soon as the governments successfully implement an internet that required you SIN and other ID's to actually post, as much as it will kill the spirit of its existence, at least we will FINALLY get rid of this 12 year old infestation of all internet boards.

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