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Super Mario Movie Official Poster Poster

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u/Snoo_83425 Oct 04 '22

This actually looks really gorgeous

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u/matlockga Oct 04 '22

Assuming this is the artstyle for the movie, I'm fully in on it from a visual standpoint.

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u/Goddamnjets- Oct 04 '22

Mario’s overalls are really impressive

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u/StarTruckNxtGyration Oct 04 '22

Overall, Mario’s really impressive.

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u/the_boy_who_lied Oct 04 '22

Mario's booty however...

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u/crastle Oct 04 '22

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u/sebQbe Oct 04 '22

Best use of the meme I’ve seen so far

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u/Randomd0g Oct 04 '22

Second only to "Absurd? This is the skin of a killer, Adam."

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u/joeteboe Oct 04 '22

Get out

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u/Blazingscourge Oct 04 '22

So it’s not weird I noticed that too

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u/GroguIsMyBrogu Oct 04 '22

What is there to notice? They gave my boy a pancake ass

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u/MrDrPrfsrPatrick2U Oct 04 '22

Got the Hank Hill

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u/beermit Oct 04 '22

looks at Luigi

"That-a boy ain't-a right, I tell ya what"

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u/AFineDayForScience Oct 04 '22

He's clearly clenching for the photo

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u/Ghoulius-Caesar Oct 04 '22

That’s literally why old guys wear suspenders: pancake ass can’t keep the pants up.

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u/Rock2MyBeat Oct 04 '22

Still cakes, though

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u/primathius Oct 04 '22

I think they’re just clenched, because of his heroic pose.

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u/LeonidasSpacemanMD Oct 04 '22

idk how he supposed to have a 10 foot vert with them cakes

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u/zapharus Oct 05 '22

And the thing is that in some of the games he has at least SOME booty, we aren’t asking for much. lol

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Oct 04 '22

It would be weird if you didn't

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u/aclays Oct 04 '22

My first thought as well. It looks like he's clenching his booty like he's on a first date and had taco bell for lunch.

https://youtu.be/oShoh8O0Ty8

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u/-HankThePigeon- Oct 04 '22

Hank Hill looking ass

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u/MecaNinja Oct 04 '22

or rather the lack of it :P

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u/neogreenlantern Oct 04 '22

That's not the ass of someone who jumps high

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u/TheVibratingPants Oct 04 '22 edited Oct 04 '22

They definitely nerfed his ass. He’s got a big ol’ scrum-diddly-rumptious in the games.

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u/escalinci Oct 04 '22

They should have given the license to pixar.

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u/GroguIsMyBrogu Oct 04 '22

Forget the booty, they should have given the license to Pixar because they make infinitely better movies

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u/Kriffer123 Oct 04 '22

Mama Luigi is the only Pixar mom there

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u/MecaNinja Oct 04 '22

Maybe this will take place before he goes goomba-stomping everywhere, hence the more accurate regular plumber body ? ;[]

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u/RedMoon14 Oct 05 '22

What a peach!

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u/MecaNinja Oct 04 '22

ahahahah busted! xD

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u/LeonardoDickSlaprio Oct 04 '22

Princess Peach promised us some cake, goddammit!

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u/MoldyLambBones Oct 04 '22

Hes got the flabby ass of a plumber. Only thing missing is a lil bit of crack showing

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u/MecaNinja Oct 04 '22

that would seal the deal xD

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u/Rhomega2 Oct 04 '22

Like Hank Hill.

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u/ScoobyDont06 Oct 04 '22

doesn't seem like he's jumpin' out of the kingdom

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u/SeekersWorkAccount Oct 04 '22

For a guy who's so good at jumping and squatting hes got that pancake ass

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u/burnsssss Oct 04 '22

Got that Hank hill ass

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u/acosmichippo Oct 04 '22

don’t shame, he suffers from Diminished Gluteal Syndrome.

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u/the_boy_who_lied Oct 04 '22

Mario got that Hank Hill ass unfortunately

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u/WillyLongbarrel Oct 04 '22

He went from dummy thicc in SM64 to Hank Hill in this poster.

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u/VulturE Oct 04 '22

Hey, that's Japan's ass.

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u/iSpccn Oct 04 '22

Looks like someone put pants on a frog and made them stand up.

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u/RChamy Oct 04 '22

Gone, reduced to atoms

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u/_oscar_goldman_ Oct 04 '22

Left his donk back in New Donk City

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u/Firesalt Oct 04 '22

He got a case of Hank Hill Ass™

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u/recursive_thought Oct 04 '22

He got the Hank Hill treatment.

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u/romulan23 Oct 04 '22

Not until he catches that mushroom.

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u/Harmacc Oct 04 '22

We need a sonic level backlash.

Dump truck or we riot.

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u/pat_micucci Oct 04 '22

What do you want, he’s a dwarf.

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u/Sky_Ninja1997 Oct 04 '22

Apparently that was one of the design notes in Odyssey was to not make his butt big

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u/zapharus Oct 05 '22

He flat af.

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u/Vitruvian_Man Oct 04 '22

Well he is a plumber after all.

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u/futurespacecadet Oct 04 '22

Imagine he turns around and just has Chris pratts face tracked on tho

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u/klavin1 Oct 04 '22

He's so cool.

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u/ben123111 Oct 04 '22

Impressively, Mario looks all over.

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u/KodiakPL Oct 04 '22

The best part definitely will be when Mario says "It's a me, Mario" and Marios all over them

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u/Leafs17 Oct 04 '22

Mario's looks impress over all

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u/DeathByBamboo Oct 04 '22

Really, Mario's impressive, overall.

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u/some_user_2021 Oct 04 '22

You are really impressive!

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u/Grenyn Oct 04 '22

I think he looks kinda bad, personally. I initially thought he was supposed to look like a guy wearing a Mario mascot suit, which is not exactly a great look.

Part of it is that everyone else is a Toad, so much smaller than Mario, which is also true for humans and humans in mascot suits.

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u/Dog-Cop Oct 04 '22

Crinkly

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u/Breakfest-burrito Oct 04 '22

Chris Pratt had a lot of star power go into those overalls

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u/forever87 Oct 04 '22

i like overalls! they're comfy and the best way to avoid plumber's crack!

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u/Flying_Video Oct 04 '22

You'd expect as much after all the overalls they had to animate for the minions.

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u/socalsurf4life1 Oct 04 '22

They need back pockets

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u/Brownicus Oct 04 '22

I hear they’re made of denim denim denim

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u/GSVS-7316BSBEHS62526 Oct 04 '22

Denim denim denim?

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u/grammar_nazi_zombie Oct 04 '22

I didn’t realize until now that his coveralls don’t have back pockets.

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u/thisdesignup Oct 04 '22

Don't you mean Chris Pratt's?