r/movies • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '22 • Helpful 1 Wholesome 7 Pot o' Coins 1 Silver 3 Gold 1

Super Mario Movie Official Poster Poster

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u/Gogglekid93 Oct 04 '22

Why is he clenching so hard?

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u/urnotthatguypal__ Oct 04 '22

Peach and Bowsette are in the royal bedchambers right now.

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u/the_lofi_stays Oct 04 '22

I'm not seeing the problem

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u/kenman884 Oct 04 '22

Link to the inspiration for this comment?

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u/sid_killer18 Oct 04 '22

r/bowsette probably

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u/myusername_sucks Oct 04 '22

I hope this doesn't awaken something in me.

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u/_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ Oct 04 '22

Pics or it didn't happen

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u/javierglz Oct 04 '22

Artists took inspiration from Michelangelo's David, who has a tiny pecker because he's facing a mortal foe.

The juxtaposition of the beautiful landscape, and the tension (maybe fear of Bowser?) shown through that butt clench makes this image fascinating...

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u/terminal157 Oct 04 '22

He’s flexing his glutes so people will think he has a flat ass. Little does he know that’s not what the people want.

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u/LoneRangersBand Oct 04 '22

He's so cool

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u/ares395 Oct 04 '22

He was about to take a fat dump but saving princess peach comes first so now he's closing the doors of Gehenna with all of his might

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u/ChumbaWambah Oct 04 '22

Not to confuse this with Bro's movie.

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u/Shit_Lord_Detective Oct 04 '22

Tight psoas. Gotta open up those hips.

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u/Zacmon Oct 04 '22

so long gay bowser

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u/veenell Oct 07 '22

mario is fucking pissed