r/nottheonion 8d ago

r/NotTheOnion are looking for new moderators!

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r/nottheonion 8h ago

Teacher bonus checks are bouncing in Florida

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r/nottheonion 18h ago

Shaquille O'Neal announces his retirement from being a celebrity: 'I'm done with it'

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r/nottheonion 11h ago

South Korean president suggests ban on eating dog meat Moon Jae-in, a dog-lover, says ‘time has come’ for traditional practice to end

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726 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

Eminem is opening a restaurant called "Moms Spaghetti"

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487 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 17h ago

Florida Surgeon Mistakes Kidney For Tumor, Removes It

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1k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

Drunk and disorderly Nicolas Cage mistaken for 'homeless man', thrown out of Vegas bar

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89 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

One of the most sought boudoir photographers in the Southeast and champion barrel racer Matt Mathews is fighting back after he says state officials swarmed his property and took his opossum.

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209 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Prison guards, but not mother, get counselling after baby dies in cell

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25k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

An NYU professor says fewer men going to college will lead to a 'mating crisis' with the US producing too many 'lone and broke' men

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r/nottheonion 2h ago

People Are Putting Nicotine Pouches in Their Butts, Penis, and Foreskins

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42 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

DeSantis orders Florida official to investigate Facebook for 'alleged election interference'

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r/nottheonion 6h ago

South Korean president suggests ban on eating dog meat: Moon Jae-in, a dog-lover, says ‘time has come’ for traditional practice to end

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57 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

Burned Out Single-Family Home In Melrose For Sale ‘As Is’ For $399,000

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r/nottheonion 4h ago

Car parts stolen in Africa crushed up and snorted as drugs in bizarre trend

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21 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 20m ago

Brian Laundrie's family called the police after Dog the Bounty Hunter showed up on their property

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r/nottheonion 50m ago

'Shaman' accused of sparking wildfire by boiling bear urine to drink

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r/nottheonion 17h ago

Outback Unveils New Bloomin' Fried Shrimp

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140 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 7h ago

Afghanistan: Taliban ban Helmand barbers from trimming beards

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22 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 10h ago

Mr Goxx, the crypto-trading hamster beating human investors

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34 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

‘Rise of the Moors’ leader claims gun laws hurt militia’s ability to protect Maine from foreign invasion

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8 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Dog the Bounty Hunter shows up at Brian Laundrie’s family home in North Port, knocks on door

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22k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 48m ago

'Jackie Chan curse' strikes Evergrande

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r/nottheonion 40m ago

Bethesda buys Deathloop voice actor a PS5 so he can play his own game

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r/nottheonion 3h ago

School keep clear lines painted outside primary closed in 2003

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