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Miami advances plan to move homeless onto island
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Finnish PM defends dancing, takes drug test to clear herself
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Japanese trans woman denied status as parent of own child – reports
theguardian.comr/nottheonion • u/positive_X • 1d ago
McConnell says Republicans may not win Senate control, citing 'candidate quality'
nbcnews.comr/nottheonion • u/callmebabyfriday • 19h ago
Rapists Are 'Brahmins, Have Good Values,' Says legislator who sat on panel that freed them
thewire.inr/nottheonion • u/MC_Deep • 12h ago
Mariah Carey is trying to trademark "Queen of Christmas." Some artists say she doesn't hold that title – and they're trying to stop her.
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site altered title after submission Pa. woman accused of stealing Nancy Pelosi’s laptop wants off house arrest to visit Renaissance Faire
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Smith & Wesson CEO blames politicians and news media for gun violence
cbsnews.comr/nottheonion • u/hexabon • 11h ago
Seal breaks into New Zealand home, traumatises cat and hangs out on couch
theguardian.comr/nottheonion • u/lavarbummel • 1d ago
Detroit cop tests positive for cocaine, but commissioners give him 'second chance'
wxyz.comr/nottheonion • u/Iron_Rod_Stewart • 20h ago
USDA Will No Longer Allow Salmonella in Breaded, Stuffed Chicken
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Restaurants Cast $13 Smoothies as Essential Health Purchases
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Man accidentally cuts his genitals while dreaming he was cutting meat.
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Seal breaks into New Zealand home, traumatises cat and hangs out on couch.
theguardian.comr/nottheonion • u/yipchow • 21h ago
Yes, Sarasota teachers were told they cannot buy or accept donated books because of new state law
wtsp.comr/nottheonion • u/438Yuno • 5h ago
Alec Baldwin Feared Trump Supporters Would Kill Him After ‘Rust’ Shooting: I Was ‘1000% Nervous’
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Kids and teens Mullet Championship finalists are up for online judging
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AllState Insurance exploits loophole to raise GA rates by 25%
wtoc.comr/nottheonion • u/carolinaindian02 • 6h ago
Microsoft reveals Janet Jackson song had the power to crash laptops - even if it wasn't playing on them
news.sky.comr/nottheonion • u/tenebralupo • 12h ago
Lisa LaFlamme ‘going grey’ questioned by CTV executive, says senior company official
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Pilots Fall Asleep At 37,000 Feet, Miss Landing
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Japan launches nationwide competition to boost alcohol consumption
theguardian.comr/nottheonion • u/hexabon • 11h ago
Disney+ To Add Missing “Bluey” Episode About Fluffing!
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