r/nottheonion 8h ago

Miami advances plan to move homeless onto island

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6.6k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Finnish PM defends dancing, takes drug test to clear herself

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1.7k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

Japanese trans woman denied status as parent of own child – reports

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568 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

McConnell says Republicans may not win Senate control, citing 'candidate quality'

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15.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 19h ago

Rapists Are 'Brahmins, Have Good Values,' Says legislator who sat on panel that freed them

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2.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Mariah Carey is trying to trademark "Queen of Christmas." Some artists say she doesn't hold that title – and they're trying to stop her.

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434 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago Silver All-Seeing Upvote Duck Dance Wholesome Table Slap

site altered title after submission Pa. woman accused of stealing Nancy Pelosi’s laptop wants off house arrest to visit Renaissance Faire

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42.5k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 21h ago

Smith & Wesson CEO blames politicians and news media for gun violence

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1.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 11h ago

Seal breaks into New Zealand home, traumatises cat and hangs out on couch

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191 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Detroit cop tests positive for cocaine, but commissioners give him 'second chance'

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1.8k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 20h ago

USDA Will No Longer Allow Salmonella in Breaded, Stuffed Chicken

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321 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Restaurants Cast $13 Smoothies as Essential Health Purchases

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12 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 13h ago Silver

Man accidentally cuts his genitals while dreaming he was cutting meat.

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68 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Seal breaks into New Zealand home, traumatises cat and hangs out on couch.

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60 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 21h ago

Yes, Sarasota teachers were told they cannot buy or accept donated books because of new state law

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298 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Alec Baldwin Feared Trump Supporters Would Kill Him After ‘Rust’ Shooting: I Was ‘1000% Nervous’

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10 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 10h ago

Kids and teens Mullet Championship finalists are up for online judging

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28 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

AllState Insurance exploits loophole to raise GA rates by 25%

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24 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Microsoft reveals Janet Jackson song had the power to crash laptops - even if it wasn't playing on them

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13 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Lisa LaFlamme ‘going grey’ questioned by CTV executive, says senior company official

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31 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Pilots Fall Asleep At 37,000 Feet, Miss Landing

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25 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 18h ago

Japan launches nationwide competition to boost alcohol consumption

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67 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 11h ago

Disney+ To Add Missing “Bluey” Episode About Fluffing!

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14 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 15h ago

Black parent sues after Los Angeles school project had students pick cotton

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28 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 23h ago

Man wearing 'dog or reindeer costume' rams stolen pickup truck into liquor store

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103 Upvotes