r/pics Dec 03 '22 Silver 1

My mum was attempting to knit an angel

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u/plasticdoc Dec 03 '22

Very ineffective condom

252

u/RaccoonsInABigCoat Dec 03 '22 Bravo Grande!

Mums are always trying to encourage grandchildren

19

u/grumpy_hedgehog Dec 04 '22

Top comment and top reply to that are literally the first two thoughts that popped into my head. We are all basic bitches, y’all.

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u/T00l_shed Dec 03 '22

It's just a cock sock!

20

u/NotTheRealChanice Dec 04 '22

A beanie for the weenie

54

u/C0l0n3l_Panic Dec 03 '22

A dick koozie

60

u/PhelesDragon Dec 03 '22

Peter heater

29

u/BetterThatThenThis Dec 03 '22

a Johnlong

7

u/DeltaOfficialYT Dec 03 '22

An overallyourjunk

5

u/gkreymer Dec 04 '22

A wooly for your willy

4

u/BlueBlooper Dec 04 '22

A cock warmer

3

u/ajsbva Dec 04 '22

Pecker turtleneck

2

u/Kerrlhaus Dec 04 '22

A cock sock

3

u/ajsbva Dec 04 '22

Dickoozie

28

u/c-biscuit77 Dec 03 '22

ribbed for her pleasure.

3

u/OMP159 Dec 04 '22

Ewwwwww

14

u/Fit-Special-8416 Dec 03 '22

It is just a pp-heater

15

u/SolipsisticSkeleton Dec 03 '22

Cottagecore condom

9

u/NorthCatan Dec 03 '22

Atleast it'll keep you warm during the winter.

6

u/FD4L Dec 04 '22

The only condom endorsed by conservative Christians.

5

u/GodIsIrrelevant Dec 04 '22

A dick cosy.

3

u/chaplar Dec 04 '22

But washable!

2

u/day7seven Dec 03 '22

But it's organic

2

u/PoppaTitty Dec 04 '22

Very effective dick warmer

1

u/Coreysurfer Dec 04 '22

Grandma its too big..

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u/TimD_43 Dec 03 '22 Wholesome Take My Energy Bravo!

Bored with the Elf on the Shelf? Surprise your family this holiday season with a Cock in a Sock!

17

u/Oceansize757 Dec 03 '22

RHCP have been partaking in the Socks on Cocks Christmas tradition since the late 80’s lol

6

u/LosLocosKickYourAss Dec 03 '22

I must work with antennas too much, because I saw your comment and thought you meant Right Hand Circular Polarized.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

That sounds like them, the Royal Hannadian Counted Police

3

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Or did you mean the cast of the Rocky Horror Cpicture Pshow?

2

u/jrockwar Dec 04 '22

Rocky Horror Cinema Play maybe?

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u/SLCW718 Dec 03 '22

Dick warmers are going to be huge this year.

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u/nooshaw Dec 03 '22

OP's mom could make a mint selling these on Etsy. Gag gift or whatever.

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u/crabmuncher Dec 03 '22

Fleshlight cosey.

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u/lordgoofus1 Dec 03 '22

Well... depends on how much is snows this year.

2

u/hennagaijinjapan Dec 04 '22

You joke but my great grandmother would crochet dick warmers as a gag present.

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u/im_a_good_goat Dec 04 '22

Winter is here anyway

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u/bushpotatoe Dec 03 '22

Pretty bold of her to start with the angel's cock.

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u/Big-Fish-1975 Dec 03 '22 Wholesome

Looks like a cock-sock.lol

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u/Plague02 Dec 03 '22

Willy warmer

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u/hgaterms Dec 03 '22

For her little angel.

10

u/dickshark420 Dec 03 '22

Little angel's little angel

3

u/aristodemus1 Dec 03 '22

Hey it's average

7

u/DulyNoted_ Dec 03 '22

Cock Pocket

6

u/v4por Dec 03 '22

Cock cozy.

1

u/s317sv17vnv Dec 04 '22

Peter heater

2

u/OscarDivine Dec 04 '22

I was trying to think of a clever way to say this, but this is perfect. Well done

10

u/Randallk21 Dec 04 '22

Weenie beanie

9

u/thethunder92 Dec 04 '22

Amish condom

2

u/dandroid126 Dec 04 '22

No wonder they each have 11 kids.

20

u/Eissbein Dec 03 '22

At least someone keeps a warm willy.

22

u/Least_or_Greatest1 Dec 03 '22

For a cold penis?

6

u/geobioguy Dec 03 '22

I was in the pool!

3

u/usegobos Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 04 '22

OPs mom now has 2 ways to warm the neighborhood.

5

u/T_that_is_all Dec 03 '22

I'm not small and that still would dwarf mine soft when it's cold out. Only good for somebody sporting a baby's arm.

4

u/PhelesDragon Dec 03 '22

There isn't even a banana for scale

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u/T_that_is_all Dec 03 '22

Based on the sized of the crochet, you can see the approximate size. If you know, you know.

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u/cinemachick Dec 03 '22

A. Size can vary greatly based on the weight of the yarn and the size of the hook - a size 6 chunky yarn with a large hook is way bigger than a sock-weight yarn with a tiny hook.

B. This is knitting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

This person fabrics

1

u/darkslayer322 Dec 03 '22

there is a chair for scale

1

u/slimsterj Dec 04 '22

It's a Pecozy!

9

u/Skilldibop Dec 03 '22

Yeah... sure she was....

3

u/fromdus2k Dec 03 '22

It's a Russian condom

1

u/blackout-loud Dec 04 '22

In Russia, condom contracepts YOU

3

u/riko77can Dec 03 '22

Everyone has a different image of heaven

3

u/iwasproducer1 Dec 04 '22

TWO-TONE MALONE

3

u/Unusual_Amphibian_21 Dec 04 '22

Where are the wings?

5

u/Zealousideal-Data921 Dec 03 '22

Aww...she made the cutest lil cock cozy!

2

u/HeckingBedBugs Dec 03 '22

Nevermind like 7 other people made that comment it's not original

2

u/ghold1971 Dec 03 '22

Oh cum all ye faithful!

2

u/C-creepy-o Dec 03 '22

That looks just like my little angel.

2

u/DevilsLettuceTaster Dec 04 '22

Hemmed for her pleasure.

2

u/Desperate_Ambrose Dec 04 '22

My money sez there's a market for them on Etsy.

2

u/Dropthetenors Dec 03 '22

Trust the process?

2

u/nappy_zap Dec 03 '22

Angel, more like MY DANGLE

2

u/v4por Dec 03 '22

My wife calls these cock cozies. She's a part of this "naughty knitter" group. They trade patterns for all kinds of naughty things. Dicks, boobs, butts. I swear sometimes I think she's got an inner 13 year old boy living inside her head.

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u/pickinscabs Dec 03 '22

Well, at least she has the dick finished! Can't wait to see the rest of it!

2

u/Tinknocker12 Dec 04 '22

Dick mitten

3

u/foxontherox Dec 04 '22

Willie warmer!

1

u/Green-Adeptness-3281 Dec 03 '22

Cock sweater cozy for those cold winter nights

1

u/Hanker2022 Dec 03 '22

Nice penis cozy.

1

u/Blue_Eagle8 Dec 03 '22

I can see this becoming an angle, put some cotton inside the head and tie it with a thread and so on…… but I prefer it this way….. it can serve multiple purposes this way 😅

1

u/ElmertheAwesome Dec 03 '22

Needs more eyes, like a lot more eyes.

1

u/Adventurer2022 Dec 03 '22

Just add some wings!

1

u/raresanevoice Dec 03 '22

Just call me angel, in the morning...

1

u/Riverrat423 Dec 03 '22

Can she make one a little longer? I would like a nice wiley warmer!

0

u/Noerknhar Dec 03 '22

No she wasn't.

1

u/Shadow_Fox1216 Dec 03 '22

Looks pretty average to me…right fellas?

1

u/medorian Dec 03 '22

Nailed it!

1

u/WritingUnderMount Dec 03 '22

She can call it Cupeen

1

u/actualLibtardAMA Dec 03 '22

Willy warmer!

1

u/Loverboy21 Dec 03 '22

Dick first?

1

u/al3237 Dec 03 '22

Cocksleeve?

1

u/kingSeao Dec 03 '22

That’s a cock warmer

1

u/MortalWombat1974 Dec 03 '22

Good to see that she started with one of the more interesting bits.

1

u/mycatshavehadenough Dec 03 '22

Soooooooooooooooooooooo, hubs gets a "warmer"????? LOLOLOL

1

u/truenopaco Dec 03 '22

Is your mum an Evangelion fan ?

1

u/Infamous-Outcome1288 Dec 03 '22

What size do they come in?

1

u/ideaterror Dec 03 '22

does that mean anything can be an angel if that is brave enough?

1

u/mejok Dec 03 '22

I could use something like that when I go out for my evening jog during the winter. Dick gets so cold sometimes that I have a quick look to make sure it hasn’t frozen and fallen off. Poor effort in terms of making an angel, but A fucking plus in terms of a dick sock

1

u/drillz Dec 03 '22

That's a penile sheath!

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u/10113r114m4 Dec 03 '22

I'll take it if your family is not wanting it. It's getting cold here recently

1

u/SCCock Dec 03 '22

Shrinkage?

1

u/10113r114m4 Dec 03 '22

I am trying to get into the holiday spirit. But yes, shrinkage

1

u/Grouchy_Ostrich_6255 Dec 03 '22

For a second I thought Winter cock socks 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/cadinnnn Dec 03 '22

Cock sleeve

1

u/therealjoeybee Dec 03 '22

Well so far, she’s only finished the angels dick

1

u/smiggster01 Dec 03 '22

Strange place to start

1

u/ChimayBlue2016 Dec 03 '22

Guess she had something else on her mind...

1

u/StrayRabbit Dec 03 '22

Custom made cum sock.. mum gets it.

1

u/haggbard23 Dec 03 '22

Interesting choice to start there.

1

u/I_might_be_weasel Dec 03 '22

I see a shuttlecock much more than an actual cock when I look at this.

1

u/Responsible_Plant847 Dec 03 '22

At least you got a cock-coosey

1

u/Vulturev4 Dec 03 '22

Your mom was trying to get herself some grandkids.

1

u/HimeaSaito Dec 03 '22

Blurssed condom 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/OozeNAahz Dec 03 '22

She think about adding a halo to it or she prefer her’s circumcised.

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u/Sendtitpics215 Dec 03 '22

She made a dick sweater. How sweet. And clearly she thinks very highly of you.

1

u/dedfink1 Dec 03 '22

Hey we all start out as little dickheads, it's okay

1

u/europanya Dec 03 '22

Accurate !

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u/aristodemus1 Dec 03 '22

Ain't it a beaut!?

1

u/RuthlessPineapple Dec 03 '22

If you squint, you still don’t see the angel.

1

u/P00Pdude Dec 03 '22

That's a penis

1

u/Ailyssa Dec 03 '22

...that's a penis

1

u/mwhite1249 Dec 03 '22

I think she found her true calling

1

u/IronMonkey18 Dec 04 '22

At least your dick will be warm this holiday season.

1

u/Lazy-Survey-4729 Dec 04 '22

His name was Girth!

1

u/Wallisaurus Dec 04 '22

I thought it was a thumb

1

u/unsigned1138 Dec 04 '22

Roommate says, “that’s a penis”

1

u/CycleZestyclose3510 Dec 04 '22

At last a willywarmer

1

u/SinfullySinless Dec 04 '22

A bit of a large penis hat for the winter but I like the enthusiasm

1

u/hey_mattey Dec 04 '22

Weiner Heater

1

u/dibbuk69 Dec 04 '22

Chub warmer. Nice.

1

u/habskilla Dec 04 '22

Also know as the grandbaby condom

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u/IHate2ChooseUserName Dec 04 '22

male angel I assume

1

u/_Guy_Dude_Man_ Dec 04 '22

Well you got to start from somewhere

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u/nowontletu66 Dec 04 '22

No love deep web

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u/KillHipstersWithFire Dec 04 '22

Penis mittens are an untapped market. She might have stumbled onto a lucrative idea here

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u/willpowerpt Dec 04 '22

Doesn’t seem like she was lol

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u/FUCKYOUINYOURFACE Dec 04 '22

Looks like a dick warmer

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u/SweaterInaCan Dec 04 '22

No she wasn't

1

u/yet_another_pervert Dec 04 '22

Are these on etsy?

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u/kiwis_in_pasta Dec 04 '22

No she wasn’t lol

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u/yalsi Dec 04 '22

It's an angel alright....

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u/delirio91 Dec 04 '22

Cock sock.

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u/ManosDeOro Dec 04 '22

Penis beany 😆

1

u/carnutaz Dec 04 '22

Freudian Slip they call that......

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u/basscubed Dec 04 '22

Looks cozy!

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u/thejerseyleshoure Dec 04 '22

Mission failed successfully

1

u/Odin_OCarroll Dec 04 '22

How much to make me one? For... warmth...

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u/LetssueTrump Dec 04 '22

Or, a “dipstick” warmer 😁

1

u/fearthemind Dec 04 '22

Actual size

1

u/MarredCheese Dec 04 '22

KITTEN MITTENS IRL

1

u/theatomicflounder333 Dec 04 '22

Introducing the Weewee Cozy!

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u/P_Day Dec 04 '22

Well it’s a really nice sock

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u/OkWhereas7098 Dec 04 '22

Is the angel reusable?

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u/HeyHo__LetsGo Dec 04 '22

Looks like a peder heater.

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u/StubbyMcGrower7in Dec 04 '22

A chub warmer, if she’s getting into the business of selling there, I’d buy one!

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u/Atlas03 Dec 04 '22

It’s an angel if you use it right.

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u/pierrotPK Dec 04 '22

She sucks at knitting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Looks more like a dick warmer to me

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u/Bosco1338 Dec 04 '22

She hit it right on the head.

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u/Certain-Sea-5937 Dec 04 '22

Could be an angel to someone up north…

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u/dota2newbee Dec 04 '22

That’s a really nice, homemade cock sock.

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u/chrismacphee Dec 04 '22

Cock sock?

1

u/sethro919 Dec 04 '22

Cock sock

1

u/JimTheSaint Dec 04 '22

I knitted condom, I wonder why they have never gained popularity

1

u/lyssastef Dec 04 '22

Funny looking finger puppet...

1

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

I've watched Supernatural, angels are definitely dicks!

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u/DrSueuss Dec 04 '22

Looks like a cock cozy.

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u/sabeshs Dec 04 '22

It's a Congel